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y name is Moses, I'm a celebrityDon't act like you don't know me I've been in every magazineA long time ago I parted the Red Sea for my friendsNow I part so much that I got split ends.But that's alright I don't give a shank bone'Cause when there's no parking spaces I just make my own.The ladies love me 'cause I just don't careAnd if you don't have a comb I can part your hair.His name is Moses,He's a got a brand new dance,Just throw your arms in front of you and part your handsGet on your toes'sIt's quite a show, hisSo come on get on down... with Moses.On the weekends I ride around with my crewWe go to my mom's house 'cause she makes the best foodI've always been trouble so don't mess with this dudeI put ten plagues on Pharoah and I'll put one on you tooIn kindergarten I didn't play niceWhen Joey wouldn't share with me I gavethat kid liceAnd then in high school it got much worseI got expelled for possession of the bitter herb.His name is Moses,He's a got a brand new dance,Just throw your arms in front of you and part your handsGet on your toes'sAnd bring some 'hos'sAnd you can get on down... with Moses.I used to work for the man upstairsBut the pay was so low I had to go onwelfare.So on the weekends I'm a part-timeobstetricianAnd if you're looking for a math tutor I'll help you with division.We'll eat some good food if you come to my sederMy favorite mode of transportation is the elevator.We're puttin' on a show 'cause we're quite the showmenBut you gotta RSVP so we know if you'reaficomen.