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RAGE! LAWYERS ARE BLOOD DUCKING SEMONS! (Dyslexia)
« on: October 20, 2010, 01:12:21 am »
Alright, so I got out of the Army in 2009....

Got out under a Chapter 10.


If u don't know what it is, look it up. If you don't want to, then....... oh well.

And I talked to a Lawyer about getting back into the Army (trying to go Infantry this time), and he tells me this:

"Oh yeah, I can definately get that decision overturned, and get you back in the Army within about 5 months to a year. There's just one thing. I'm going to have to get 500 dollars to look at your paperwork and decide how much work is going to be involved."

Oh, you know.... So he can charge me another 10K to get back into the Army.

Firstly...... I'm poor.

Does it look like I've got 500 just laying around collecting dust?

And I could come up w/ 500 and fork it over, but then on top of that you're going to charge me at least 8.5K for you to appear in court, w/ another couple K's in Lawyers fees when the decision is done.

(Enter Series Of Curses Here)

/end rant


Yes, I know that Lawyers have to eat too. I'm just venting.
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« Last Edit: October 20, 2010, 01:17:47 am by deezinyamouf »
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I tell those people to eat a dick.

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Re: RAGE! LAWYERS ARE BLOOD DUCKING SEMONS! (Dyslexia)
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 09:56:44 am »
Oh, that's easy.

Assault On A Non Commissioned Officer - 3
Disrespect To A Commissioned Officer - 1
Failure To Be At Appointed Place Of Duty - 3

Three Charges.

Lawyer told me I could've beat the charges, and the Judge would've thrown out the case because of my time overseas, my bronze star, and my fast track status.

But I just said:

FUCK IT.

Get me out.

So he told me about a Chapter 10, and I took it. Fastest way out.

But it's a bitch to get back in, though.
Some people say I'm crazy, and that PTSD has ruined my ability to interact, and properly communicate with others.

I tell those people to eat a dick.

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