I hate them so much I am going to start an elite group of gardeners that will go around erasing this menace. I'll call it the DEA, Dandelion Eradication Agency. We'll go into peoples homes looking for it, we will scour our forests for it and we will test people for contact with it, because I hate dandelions. All scum caught in possession of dandelions will be taken to jail and fined ridiculous amounts of money. We will spend billions of dollars a year to remove this plant from our country, and we will get every last weed out there, and even if we don't, we are still helping, fixing this problem.
