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BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« on: July 13, 2009, 06:58:44 am »
We all know that as far back as OFP/ArmA days that BI has done nothing but sale you the Right to Beta Test their products.
If you complained on the BI forums then a moderator (aka forum Nazi) would lock the thread and or/ban you.

Now we have the BI Beta Test song!
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Back in the Flashpoint days.
We used to tweak for weeks.
And now it's year 2009
And finally I get it running kind of fine.

I know they wanna put you down
The gameplay makes the critics frown
They just don't get you the way we do.
You want to jump and frag, play Battlefield 2
(and shove that haXX0r up your 455)


Thank you Bohemia.
For letting me Beta-test the game I bought.
Thank you Bohemia.
Here we go, once again who would have thought.

Arma2 is really kicking now.
And I just can't get enough of shiny glowing cows.
I bought myself a a monster rig, I've spent all my cash.
To get 14 frames per second before I crash.
(it says Receiving... then it crash)


Thank you Bohemia.
For letting me Beta-test the game I bought.
Thank you Bohemia.
Here we go, once again who would have thought.


Now you know what I wanna see.
Patch one'o'three, setPos getPos _me
Is it all in my head
Or did Placebo just closed my thread?
The song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DLJPr2lyno
« Last Edit: July 13, 2009, 07:15:34 am by ZOldDude »

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 02:45:38 pm »
Or did Placebo just closed my thread?

True story!

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 03:09:32 pm »
thaaankyou boheeeeeeeeeeemiaa lol .. i like the bit where he sings .. 11 fps then crash lmfao!
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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2009, 08:43:51 am »
They have page after pages of the DEMO crashing as well!

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2009, 05:24:43 pm »
Great just great

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2009, 11:29:35 pm »
doesnt suprise me z , i had high expectations for the game but after i installed it i was a bit dissapointed , it was bad , the bugs were many and not far between coupled with frequent crashes . it's disgracefull that bi released the retail in the state it is in , it was critically unplayable.
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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 03:35:49 am »
I don't have a problem with the demo or my free copy of the game other than one crash in full game so far.

A year or two from now when they are on patch 1.19 and the game is $9 USD for a boxed set then I might think about buying it.

Right now I just want to screw around with a few Super Fanboys and see how upset I can make them.

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2009, 03:04:28 am »
Lol!
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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 03:50:59 am »
He lives someplace close to you,here is his page and some YouTube videos:
http://www.myspace.com/meadowseverbleeding

Perhaps he might make a tune to be used in the yearly TK contest?

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2009, 11:45:49 pm »
Update:Video #2 !
Now with video...
ArmA 2: Thank you Bohemia!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lExET8zP2Mc

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2010, 03:17:49 am »

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2011, 07:48:53 am »
OMG OMG OMG has this been posted on the BI Forums. I think it would be freaking hallarious.

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Re: BI:Pay to Beta Test Song
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2011, 08:07:31 pm »
Yes he posts on BI and has in fact posted this.

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