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Police raid TKC servers
« on: November 05, 2007, 10:11:36 pm »
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AP dateline November 5,2007
Police today raided the servers owned by TKC.

In a massive international police raid by Interpol, police agents from the FBI,CIA,NSA,MI6,KJB,SS,New Scotland Yard and Mayberry RFD PD which had sent it's head deputy Barny Fife to lead the operation,raided the servers of TKC.

(Mr.Fife)



The raid was prompted by information from a player of an on-line game who called him self "Walker" who claimed that TKC was violating US and International Law by gathering programmers and other interested persons to create "cheats" for a on-line video game that he played.

Mr. Walker was able to rally international police cooperation due to the fact that he had some HS law class's and had at one time done unpaid work for firm which evicted poor people unable to pay their rent on time,from which he was later let go due to poor work performance and personal hygiene habits.

Mr. Walker was able to get such a massive international law cooperation by calling in a favor from former UN leader and military dictator/slave owner,Mr. Kofi Annan.
Both have denied reports that the favor gathering swift international cooperation has anything to do with the rumor they are long time lovers,outside of their love for compleat control of the worlds population "for it's own good".

Server room security video of the raid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_42QugHuWfs

(Police leaders)


The police team leaders after finding only a massive cache of beer,pot and pizza as well as a multitude of scantly clad young women said the report was unfounded and vowed to deport Mr. Walker and his supporters to Devils Island until the French Government protested and former UN director Kofi Annan said he would "in the best interest of World peace" take custody of them and put them into his own personal reform program.
This reporter found it unusual that as part of Mr. Kofi Annan's terms he also included a request for a large shipment of KY jelly,wigs and school girl uniforms.

International law agents are seeking members of Mr. Walkers gang who are purported to create an anti-cheat system for said game...for profit...but failed to ever produce such a product.

When questioned about the raid TKC's sysop and lead programmer said simply "Power to the Player!"
« Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 06:28:43 pm by Mullah Omar »

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Re: Police raid TKC servers
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2007, 11:55:17 pm »
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AP November 5,2007
BREAKING NEWS:
TKC has responded to today's actions and released a series of new programs for the game Armed Cheater.

More information can be found in the ArmA section under the SCP headings.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2008, 01:00:05 am by ZOldDude »

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Re: Police raid TKC servers
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 01:59:42 am »
Codename "Project TKC"
Search the forums for the thread.
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Official game forums are filled with anti-cheaters bitching about TKC...

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Re: Police raid TKC servers
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 05:22:26 pm »
Codename "Project TKC"
We are TKC. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
We will be heard.
Expect us!


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Re: Police raid TKC servers
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2008, 07:57:14 pm »
ROFL Armed Cheater