ok ok.....stop me if you heard this one...
So its new years eve...and I decided I wanted to go out to the bar....Everyone is happy...dunno why...but who cares...they are happy.
So next I know I am hanging out with 2 Old women who happen to be living together...
They want to take me home with them....
So I am like ok...so they are old... so they are lesbians...but they are women...
We procede to get drunk...
So before it is all over...2 more guys and some dude's wife came along to their house...I had a broken arm at this point!
Anyways the moral of the story is just stay home on New Years Eve!