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2 Lesbians and Me
« on: January 13, 2007, 03:30:23 am »
ok ok.....stop me if you heard this one...

So its new years eve...and I decided I wanted to go out to the bar....Everyone is happy...dunno why...but who cares...they are happy.
So next I know I am hanging out with 2 Old women who happen to be living together...
They want to take me home with them....
So I am like ok...so they are old... so they are lesbians...but they are women...
We procede to get drunk...
So before it is all over...2 more guys and some dude's wife came along to their house...I had a broken arm at this point!
Anyways the moral of the story is just stay home on New Years Eve!
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Re: 2 Lesbians and Me
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2007, 04:22:27 am »
all i gotta say is "Ok?"
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Re: 2 Lesbians and Me
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2007, 02:16:40 pm »
I say;
''And the 2 old women, 2 more guys and some dude's wife + Symantic Lived happy and forever''

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Re: 2 Lesbians and Me
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 07:43:36 pm »
if they were lesbians you wouldnt be getting any.
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Re: 2 Lesbians and Me
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2007, 12:33:57 am »
A broken arm? :?

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Re: 2 Lesbians and Me
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2007, 01:47:08 am »
well I guess they aint true lezzies...maybe just part time lap lickers...maybe it was their "straightnight"...who knows...I think the whole gender-bender thing is all a myth anyway...Sexuality is commanded by gender...noone is actually gay...society has just made them believe they are..but whatever ...as long as people dont get violent people are free to think what they want..I guess the point of the blog was that monogamy is alot less messy and less confusion lol and less guilt.... and yes I did break my arm ...but it was at work a month b4...hell I broke my leg too
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