Author Topic: Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny  (Read 806 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

[TKC]Snake

  • Heckler Apprentice
  • ****
  • Posts: 1040
    • View Profile
    • http://www.tkc-community.net
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« on: February 27, 2006, 03:49:46 am »
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.

Oynky

  • Banned
  • The Central Committee
  • Master Heckler
  • *
  • Posts: 2437
  • 6f 6d 67 68 61 78
    • View Profile
    • Teamkill and cheat community
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2006, 02:47:13 pm »
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.

[TKC]Wesker

  • ArmA's Most Wanted
  • The Central Committee
  • Master Heckler
  • *
  • Posts: 2209
  • The Illusive Man
    • View Profile
    • TKC Tube
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2006, 06:23:00 pm »
anybody ever bother to read all that stuff?
cause i dont

The Illusive Man

[TKC]Snake

  • Heckler Apprentice
  • ****
  • Posts: 1040
    • View Profile
    • http://www.tkc-community.net
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2006, 08:13:33 pm »
Are you randomly insane?

I THINK NOT BITCH!!!113

[TKC]Wesker

  • ArmA's Most Wanted
  • The Central Committee
  • Master Heckler
  • *
  • Posts: 2209
  • The Illusive Man
    • View Profile
    • TKC Tube
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2006, 09:47:58 pm »
ah that figures
well I am actully, I just dont write about it  :wink:

The Illusive Man

Oynky

  • Banned
  • The Central Committee
  • Master Heckler
  • *
  • Posts: 2437
  • 6f 6d 67 68 61 78
    • View Profile
    • Teamkill and cheat community
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2006, 12:29:33 am »
yeah think about it .. gheese :o

Oynky

  • Banned
  • The Central Committee
  • Master Heckler
  • *
  • Posts: 2437
  • 6f 6d 67 68 61 78
    • View Profile
    • Teamkill and cheat community
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2006, 12:33:04 am »








OMG BANANAMAN! SAVE MEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TKC]Snake

  • Heckler Apprentice
  • ****
  • Posts: 1040
    • View Profile
    • http://www.tkc-community.net
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2006, 08:40:41 pm »
You see Wesker?

Can you compare yourself to this silly son a bitch?

I THINK NOT YOU TOTAL SLAG FEST!1112

[TKC]Wesker

  • ArmA's Most Wanted
  • The Central Committee
  • Master Heckler
  • *
  • Posts: 2209
  • The Illusive Man
    • View Profile
    • TKC Tube
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2006, 08:55:05 pm »
errm... ok  :?

The Illusive Man

Oynky

  • Banned
  • The Central Committee
  • Master Heckler
  • *
  • Posts: 2437
  • 6f 6d 67 68 61 78
    • View Profile
    • Teamkill and cheat community
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2006, 09:00:40 pm »
omg 1337 talking mr snakey is totaly fucked up bout that funneh 1337 animation thingy lol

ZOldDude

  • The Unknown Rank!
  • Administrator
  • MasstKer
  • *
  • Posts: 20874
  • Old School TKC
    • View Profile
    • Admin
Re: Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2016, 12:57:52 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*