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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1035 on: April 11, 2009, 04:47:06 am »



*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1036 on: April 13, 2009, 03:31:21 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1037 on: April 16, 2009, 08:19:06 am »
Perhaps the greatest beer add ever? %100 Never ever going to be aired in the U.S.

http://nextround.net/2008/08/04/greatest-beer-commercial-ever/
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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1038 on: April 19, 2009, 02:39:09 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1039 on: April 19, 2009, 05:04:14 am »
mmmm
tasty


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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1040 on: April 21, 2009, 09:15:38 am »
Why everyone shold be able to own a gun....damn pirates!
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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1041 on: April 21, 2009, 10:51:01 am »
Computer trouble!

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? 

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that?  In case I need to fix it again.'

Richard grinned.  'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'


So I wrote down:     I D 1 0 T

I used to like the little sh*t........

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1042 on: April 21, 2009, 10:51:59 am »
MY LIVING WILL


Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
 

If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.....

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1043 on: April 21, 2009, 03:36:24 pm »
Pebcak, or Hacked by 127.0.0.1, Problem Ticket 7353 (SELF on a phone), and so on.  We had a saying - machines don?t break, users do.

tech 1 guy : user had a problem

tech 2 guy : did you resolve it?

tech 1 guy : yep was PEBKAC

tech 2 guy : typical .. end of call

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1044 on: April 21, 2009, 03:40:15 pm »
EnCoded Message: i3iy9yl8kr2xf3g2Txs3pr6ye3ya7jg5ty2z

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1045 on: April 22, 2009, 03:37:28 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1046 on: April 22, 2009, 09:31:45 am »
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.


they are stupid...still charge them for being stupid, but say its fee for a diag. and that the power cord is working...after theyve paid...


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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1047 on: April 23, 2009, 11:21:53 pm »
the iq's around here are god awfull low!

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1048 on: April 24, 2009, 08:51:21 am »
Medic....I got a pic,you must just ask far to often.  :icon_laugh

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #1049 on: April 24, 2009, 02:49:13 pm »