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necrophilia, otherwise known as the urge to crack open a cold one
the iq's around here are god awfull low!
Dear Mr Somalian Pirate,This letter is being written to you on behalf of our client, Vela International. Vela International is the exclusive owner of all copyright, trademark and other intellectual property rights in and to the Sirius Star. No one is authorized to copy, reproduce, distribute, or otherwise use the Sirius Star without the express written permission of Vela International.It has come to our attention that the pirates located at Somalia for which you are the service provider, is reproducing, distributing, and/or offering for sale the Sirius Star.Attached hereto are photocopies of representative pages from the aforementioned pirates.Vela International has the good faith belief that the use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by Vela International, its agent or the law. Vela International diligently enforces its rights in the Sirius Star in all forms of media. Our client rightfully takes its responsibility for the protection of the Sirius Star very seriously.As you may be aware, Pirate Service Providers can be held liable if they do not respond to claims of infringement pursuant to the requirements of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). In accordance with the DMCA, we request your assistance in the removal of infringements of the Sirius Starfrom this ocean and any other seas for which you act as an Pirate Service Provider. We further declare under penalty of perjury that we are authorized to act on behalf of Vela International and that the information in this letter is accurate. Please contact me immediately to discuss this matter further.Nothing contained in this letter constitutes an express or implied waiver of any rights, remedies or defenses of Vela International, all of which are expressly reserved.Very truly yours,Mr Riaa & M. Paa LLP
On the first night of Passover the residents of a remoteJewish bungalow colony are turned into flesh eatingzombies by matzoh with a dark history. In the hunt forhuman flesh, the zombies descend on an unsuspectingfamily in their quiet farmhouse. The loving mother(Alexandra Angeloch), father (Phillip Levine), along withtheir rascally son James (Adam Forrest) and naivelyseductive teenage daughter Sally (Sierra DeCrosta), haveto tap into their deepest survival instincts to battleHasidic zombies, killer payos (thats right, those littlecurly side-burns), and antler-sporting zombie rabbisIt's really the beginning of the end when a fairly tallbut not so dark stranger (Nate Earl), who knows thesituation all too well, miraculously appears. Journeythrough their hellish night of terror, romance, and afrighteningly non-kosher diet