Back online!
0 Members and 11 Guests are viewing this topic.
I asked a pretty, young Homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile!The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
A shepherd goes to a television programme.A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, "What was the best day of your life?"The shepherd answers, "Well...the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu's mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village's square and everyone fu**ed it."A second man of the viewers asks him, "And the second best day of your life?"And the shepherd, "Well...the second one was when in lost a sheep in Cuccureddu's mountain, when I found it, I took it to the village's square and everyone fu**ed it."So, after that, a third man of the viewers stand up and asks, "And the worse day of your life?.""The worse day of my life was when I got lost in Cuccureddu's mountain..."