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In biology class, the teacher draws a cucumber on the blackboard: "Children, could someone tell me what is this?" Little Johnny raises his hand: "It's a dick!" The teacher bursts into tears and runs out. Shortly, the principal rushes in: "All right, what did you do now? Which one of you brought your teacher to tears? And who the hell drew that dick on the blackboard?"
One day Bob gets a text from his neighbor. The text reads: "Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt about something and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife fairly often; probably more than you, honestly. I know its no excuse, but I don't have any at home. But now, I can't live with this guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't ever happen again."Feeling outraged and betrayed, Bob confronts his wife, they get into a huge argument and she storms out of the house!Moments later Bob gets a second text from his neighbor: "Sorry, gotta watch that spell check! That should be 'wifi'."