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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #795 on: June 01, 2008, 10:14:11 pm »
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Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #796 on: June 01, 2008, 10:27:47 pm »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #797 on: June 02, 2008, 01:54:31 am »
movie that my teachers' masters have made. -> http://www.fighter-filmen.dk/

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #798 on: June 02, 2008, 04:32:04 am »
Nice movie too bad it's not in english...and too many wasted moves.

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #799 on: June 02, 2008, 11:05:52 am »
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Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Lol. I didn't come up with it but thought it was an incredibly accurate insight on a day of my life. I mean, I don't drive. But I get driven in a European car, to go to my Ukrainian Aunty's pub, to sit on cow skin made of cows from New Zealand and then going home on a Chinese bike to go to my Lebanese girlfriends house lol. That's more my version but I can relate to the other one too :D
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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #800 on: June 02, 2008, 01:35:39 pm »
Wow u just Blew my MIND

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #801 on: June 02, 2008, 01:51:05 pm »
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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #802 on: June 03, 2008, 04:33:37 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #803 on: June 03, 2008, 11:42:49 am »
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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #804 on: June 03, 2008, 12:00:21 pm »
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Lol I think that beat all the ones I posted.
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*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #806 on: June 06, 2008, 05:21:29 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #807 on: June 06, 2008, 06:39:19 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #808 on: June 06, 2008, 07:33:17 am »

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Re: Hmmmmmm.....
« Reply #809 on: June 07, 2008, 01:49:25 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*