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ANWSER THESE QUESTIONS -PLEASE!
« on: September 19, 2005, 11:13:49 am »
p/s Please ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

'When companies ship Styrofoam what do they pack it in? ',
   'Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? ',
   'Why do we label underwear as a pair? ',
   'What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? ',
   'Why do firehouses have Dalmatians? ',
   'Why is it called a TV \"set\" when you only get one? ',
   'Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills? ',
   'Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?',
   'Why do scars never go away? ',
   'Why don\'t sheep shrink when it rains? ',
   'Why do old women die their hair blue? ',
   'Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor? ',
   'Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM? ',
   'Should you trust a stockbroker who\'s married to a travel agent? ',
   'Why do they report power outages on TV? ',
   'Why do tugboats push their barges? ',
   'Sooner or later doesn\'t EVERYONE stop smoking? ',
   'Why is a keyboard called a keyboard if it just has little buttons? ',
   'How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow?',
   'What is the purpose of that little ball on top of the flagpole? ',
   'If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? ',
   'Why do your nose run and your feet smell? ',
   'Will you die if you get scared half to death twice? ',
   'What is the funny beep on the radio just before the network news? ',
   'If a vampire can\'t see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?',
   'If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose? ',
   'If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? ',
   'Why do men\'s bicycles have crossbars? ',
   'Why is the word abbreviate so long? ',
   'Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?',
   'Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them? ',
   'Is it true that cannibals don\'t eat clowns because they taste funny? ',
   'If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? ',
   'Can you be a closet claustrophobic?',
   'If a parsley farmer is sued can the garnish his wages? ',
   'If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens if you turn on your headlights? ',
   'Isn\'t Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? ',
   'If you keep trying to prove Murphy\'s law, will something go wrong? ',
   'Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?',
   'Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?',
   'How did a fool and his money get together?',
   'If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? ',
   'If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?',
   'How can someone draw a blank?',
   'Do toilet seats really protect us from anything?',
   'Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?',
   'If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, \"Quit while you\'re ahead\"?',
   'How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?',
   'If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?',
   'Corn oil is made from corn, Olive oil is made from olives, so what does baby oil come from?',
   'How can there be self-help groups?',
   'If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something?',
   'Why are movie theatres always so cold? ',
   'If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? ',
   'Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street? ',
   'Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?',
   'Why do banks charge you a \" non sufficient funds\" fee on money they already know you don\'t have? ',
   'Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?',
   'Do you think the Assassination Museum was created after JFK\'s assassination?',
   'Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? ',
   'Why is a black light not black? ',
   'Why is it when a door is open it\'s ajar but when a jar is open isn\'t not adoor? ',
   'Why do they call a pear a pear if there is only one? ',
   'Why is it called a Caesar\'s salad? Did he invent it? ',
   'If it is tourist season, why can\'t we shoot them?',
   'Since light travels faster than sound, isn\'t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? ',
   'Do blind Eskimos have seeing -eye sled dogs?',
   'If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? ',
   'Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do? ',
   'If your born again do you have two belly buttons? ',
   'Why do they say new and improved? It can\'t be new if it was improved can it?',
   'Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ',
   'If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn? ',
   'How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?',
   'Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? ',
   'If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward would the taxi driver end up owing you money? ',
   'How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?',
   'Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it? ',
   'How much money, in pennies, is lying on the streets of the world?',
   'Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes? ',
   'Why does the Indiana driver\'s license include in its list of possible restrictions \"B\" for \"Blind\"?',
   'If a turtle doesn\'t have a shell is he homeless or naked? ',
   'Why is it called a football when you really don\'t use your feet at all? ',
   'Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn\'t they already know it? ',
   'Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? ',
   'Isn\'t the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? ',
   'Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?',
   'How does Elmo hear? Elmo has no ears?',
   'Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? ',
   'Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?',
   'Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he\'ll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? ',
   'If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it? ',
   'Is the grass really greener on the other side? ',
   'Why is there only ONE monopolies commission? ',
   'Why is an orange an orange but an apple not a red? ',
   'If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? ',
   'Is the glass half full or half empty?',
   'If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware that\'s guaranteed not to break, what happens?',
   'How do I set my laser printer on stun gun?',
   'Why do people look up when they think?',
   'Why do we tie shoes to the back of newlywed\'s cars? ',
   'Why don\'t we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? ',
   'Is it possible to be totally partial? ',
   'If blind people wear sunglasses why don\'t deaf people wear ear muffs? ',
   'Does a fish get cramps after eating?',
   'What are preparations A-G? ',
   'Why when you say a color a lot does it start to sound really strange? ',
   'Do infants have as much fun in the infancy as adults do in their adultery?',
   'What happened to the first 6 \"ups\"?',
   'Why do doughnuts have holes? ',
   'Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?',
   'If you throw your pet cat out the window of your car does it bec0me cat litter? ',
   'Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there? ',
   'Why are cows milked from the right side? ',
   'Why is it called a building when it\'s already built? ',
   'Why isn\'t phonic spelled the way it sounds? ',
   'Can fat people go skinny-dipping?',
   'Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? ',
   'How does the Cheshire cat only show his smile?',
   'Why did God give men nipples? ',
   'Isn\'t Big Kid and oxymoron?',
   'If trailer parks didn\'t exist would tornadoes exist? ',
   'Why do they call them straight jackets when they are never straight?',
   'Why do we have to dry raincoats? ',
   'Why isn\'t \"palindrome\" spelled the same way backwards? ',
   'If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? ',
   'Why do you have a hot water heater when you don\'t need to heat hot water? ',
   'Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?',
   'Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?',
   'Can your face actually freeze while making ugly faces?',
   'Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? ',
   'Why do we itch? ',
   'Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn\'t work?',
   'Would a fly with out wings be called a walk? ',
   'When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go? ',
   'How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?',
   'Why isn\'t there mouse flavored cat food? ',
   'Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together? ',
   'Why are most homes white? ',
   'If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into? ',
   'Why don\'t we get goosebumps on our face? ',
   'Why do brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes? ',
   'Why does an alarm clock \"go off\" when it BEGINS ringing? ',
   'Why goes glass eventually get thicker towards the bottom?',
   'Why is jack a nickname for John? ',
   'Why can\'t we make newspapers that don\'t smudge? ',
   'Who really took the bite out of the Apple logo? ',
   'If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? ',
   'How is it possible to have a civil war?',
   'Why do roman paramedics refer to IV\'s as \"4\'s\"?',
   'Will wearing short sleeve shirts show your support for the right to bare arms? ',
   'Why do some ranchers put old boots on fence posts? ',
   'Where do they get that awful music for ice-skating? ',
   'If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?',
   'Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting? ',
   'If a book about failures doesn\'t sell, is it a success? ',
   'Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a s in it? ',
   'If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat? ',
   'How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?',
   'How does one actually zip their lip?',
   'When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible? ',
   'If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? ',
   'When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs? ',
   'Why are toilet flush handles on the left side? ',
   'Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? ',
   'How does Kraft get the 5 ounces into every slice of American Singles?',
   'How come superman can stop bullets with his chest but he always ducks when someone throw a gun at him?',
   'Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?',
   'Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down? ',
   'Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? ',
   'IF you\'re cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right? ',
   'If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder? ',
   'Why is it that when you see someone in a cast or a brace you say ouch?',
   'If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? ',
   'What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?',
   'Was the only reason God gave us a shin is to find things in the dark? ',
   'Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic? ',
   'Where are the germs that cause good breath? ',
   'Why does unscented hairspray smell? ',
   'What is Mother Goose\'s real first name? ',
   'If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too? ',
   'Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backward before advancing? ',
   'If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? ',
   'Why do your feet swell on airplanes? ',
   'If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? ',
   'Shouldn\'t there be a shorter word for monosyllabic? ',
   'If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi? ',
   'Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?',
   'Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new? ',
   'If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan? ',
   'Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?',
   'How come you never hear about grunted employees?',
   'Why don\'t more psychics win the lottery? ',
   'How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? ',
   'How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?',
   'If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?',
   'What is the purpose of the red string on Band-Aid brand adhesive packages? ',
   'What causes the holes in Swiss cheese? ',
   'Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo? ',
   'Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?',
   'Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? ',
   'Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? ',
   'What was the best thing before sliced bread? ',
   'Why is it when to planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn\'t it be called a near hit? ',
   'Why can\'t you find fresh sardines in a fish market? ',
   'Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit? ',
   'If you can\'t drink and drive why do you need a driver\'s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? ',
   'If you don\'t repair your brakes right away should you make your horn louder? ',
   'How many turtles does it take to make one can of turtle wax? ',
   'Why are jeans so hard to fit into? ',
   'What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious? ',
   'Why aren\'t there seat belts in buses and taxicabs? ',
   'Isn\'t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do \"practice\"?',
   'Why do they call it the department of interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? ',
   'Why is yawning contagious? ',
   'Why do we sing Take Me Out To the Ball Game if we are already there? ',
   'Why do we but a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? ',
   'If taught do gorillas really understand sign language? ',
   'Why is toilet paper scented? ',
   'Why doesn\'t Tarzan have a beard? ',
   'Who don\'t penguins in Antarctica ever get frostbite? ',
   'Do boxer shorts box?',
   'How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn\'t grow in it? ',
   'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?',
   'Why does soda taste better in a small bottle than in a large bottle or in a can? ',
   'If a mute swears does his mother was his hands with soap? ',
   'What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? ',
   'If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out? ',
   'Is there another word for synonym? ',
   'Why does X stand for kiss and O stand for hugs? ',
   'Where does the lost sock in the washer and dryer go? ',
   'Does fuzzy logic tickle?',
   'Why do bananas grow upward and all other fruits grow downward? ',
   'Where do swear words come from? ',
   'Why doesn\'t onomatopoeia sound like what it is? ',
   'Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? ',
   'Why do psychics have to ask for your name? ',
   'If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark? ',
   'Why doesn\'t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? ',
   'How do they get the cream in the Twinkie?',
   'Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving? ',
   'Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing? ',
   'What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?',
   'Why are elections held on Tuesdays? ',
   'Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would the still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? ',
   'What happens when none of your bees wax? ',
   'Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection? ',
   'Do little angels have car seats in their chariots in heaven?',
   'What\'s another word for thesaurus? ',
   'Why are school buses painted yellow? ',
   'What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2005, 03:15:46 pm »
'When companies ship Styrofoam what do they pack it in? ',  a box
'Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? ', cause it has more pigment
'Why do we label underwear as a pair? ', cause the first underwear made were made of 2 sections
'What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? ',   |_|
'Why do firehouses have Dalmatians? ', Cause thier cute
'Why is it called a TV \"set\" when you only get one? ', because the TV is only the visual, there is more than a picture ei; sound..etc
'Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills? ', ..blame it on the aussie government..
'Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?', no its made from shells
'Why do scars never go away? ', because... ... i dont know.
'Why don\'t sheep shrink when it rains? ', The "grease" in thier wool
'Why do old women die their hair blue? ', Because thier blind
'Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor? ', ..could be
'Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM? ', for blind people .. ( im going to make the worlds first brail screen! )
'Should you trust a stockbroker who\'s married to a travel agent? ', yes
'Why do they report power outages on TV? ', ..we dont in australia..
'Why do tugboats push their barges? ', because the water is too shallow for the barge to use its engine
'Sooner or later doesn\'t EVERYONE stop smoking? ', yes because they die
'Why is a keyboard called a keyboard if it just has little buttons? ', ..what a stupid question..
'How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow?', with a hot water bottle to melt the snow? O_o
'What is the purpose of that little ball on top of the flagpole? ', to prevent skydivers landing on them accidently with pain..
'If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? ', "Home sweet home"
'Why do your nose run and your feet smell? ', oohh tricky ;)
'Will you die if you get scared half to death twice? ', no.
'What is the funny beep on the radio just before the network news? ', Those wierd things from Doctor Who coming to get us..
'If a vampire can\'t see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?', cause thier bitches' look after them
'If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose? ', no but it would make a great milkshake
'If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? ', for the leap year
'Why do men\'s bicycles have crossbars? ', just to piss them off..

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2005, 05:09:06 pm »
1 They pack the insulations in plastique wraps.

2 I interpret your question as: Why is a orange called orange,
while a carrot is more orange?

Because there are many kinds of carrots,white,green, orange...
But considering we are talking about the main species
(orange one), many factors are important for the colour.

a: Temperatures above and below the optimum (above 70? and below 60?F) reduce the colour of carrots.

b: Carrots grown on sandy soils and soils high in organic matter produce a higher colour than did carrots on silt loams.

c: Excessive water decreases the colour.

d: Reducing the number of daylight hours has reduced the colour.

3 Because you have 2 legs.

Chairs are designed to give you joints and muscles relaxation.
If the knees bent the other way, and we keep the same concept of a chair, it would be something like this:



The part where the arrow points to, should be straight, perhaps bend down a bit.
Although my knowledge of the Human Anatomy is not the best, I think that is the most relaxing stand for your joints and muscles.
(Perhaps that part shoud be lowered a bit.)

5: It all began in the days of stagecoaches.  Horse theft was so common back then that many stagecoach drivers strung a hammock between two stalls at night, then slept behind their horses to guard against thieves.

But, if the driver owned a Dalmatian, he could sleep in the house or the stagecoach hotel.  Why?  Because it was observed that Dalmatians formed an amazingly tight bond with horses.  When they became close as with a team, no stranger would dare lay a hand on them.

Once the knowledge of this trait spread, more coach drivers went to great lengths to get Dalmatians to watch their teams.  In fact, this practice became so common that Dalmatians were first called "coach dogs".  They were used by coach drivers centuries ago in England, Scotland and Wales.

6: because its Audio/Visual.

7: Freedom of speech has little/nothing to do with phonebills.
You can get water for free from the river, or pay for it while beeing bottled, its the same.

8: No, mermaids use coral and shells to decorate and create a bra,
but that is done to make it visual for children, original mermaids from the legens wear nothing, but in sketches still drawn with hair in front of there breasts.


9: Are you talking about the emotional, or physical scars?
Both are possible to be faded away, although they will never be gone entirely.

The human body is not a star in recreating skin, top layer is not a real problem, but the other layers wont heal themself entirely.

physical scars, talk with people around you, or people that went trough the same thing as you, visiting a psychiatrist will never hurt.

10: Rain water is not hot enough. If you place them in boiling water they rapidly shrink to the size of a bean.

11: I do not understand the question

12: Laughing stock, is an object of derision.

It finds its origin from Shakespeare's Merry Wives of Windsor.

SIR HUGH EVANS : "Pray you let us not be
laughing-stocks to other men's humours; I desire you
in friendship, and I will one way or other make you amends."

13: Because these keypads are beeing produced for regular use.
It is cheaper to mass-produce.
and actually its not braille, since its not a written language,
 but a point of recognition.

14:  Im sure they take there work serious.

15: Because its news; its likely the Television station does not
 suffers from the black out, or uses his backup-generator.
                                 
16: I do not understand the question.

17: Knowing we all will die one day, yes.
      Why ask a retorical question by the way?

18:  few key technological developments created the transition of  the typewriter into the computer keyboard. The teletype machine, introduced in the 1930s, combined the technology of the typewriter (used as an input and a printing device) with the telegraph. Elsewhere, punched card systems were combined with typewriters to create what was called keypunches, thats where the origin of the name and product: keyboard lays.

19: Since ou are surrounded by snow, we use the word "trough" to clarify that, its not the sentence that is weird, its the double meaning of the word "trough" that makes you confused.\

20: There any many statements about this, my theory is something like this::

on top of a flag pole the gold ball is called a "truck".  there are 6 .38 cal bullets and a Penny in the "Truck". There is a .38 revolver, buried at the base of the flagpole. The reasons for these things, they (the US army) claim is that:
1. The .38 is, so america will never be without arms.
2. The bullet is, so the pistol will never be out of ammo.
3. The penny is,so america will never be broke.

21: With "home" they mean the area you use to live in, so it doesnt matter where you go.

22: feet smell, dropped a word as in use of slang,
     nose run comes from the fluid that drops out your nose quick whilst having a cold, -> converted in the overlapping years to running nose.

23: No, scaring "half to death"is proverbial.

24: To get your attention that the news is comming.

25: Because they hire people to do there make-up and hair during the shoots of scenes.

26: No, the nose of a cow is not linked to the cows milk factory.

27: perhaps for the leap year, when februar has 29 days, wich makes the total on 366, not 356.

28: Even men need a stable bike.

29: Thats not long.
PNEUMONO?ULTRA?MICRO?SCOPIC?SILICO?VOLCANO?CO is long, as a matter of fact, the longest word in the English dictionary.

30: According to stats i have seen, married men live longer than single men and that single women live longer than married women.

Knwoing that there are more men the women, the answer is yes.

31: To keep unwanted people away, first needing a key, m eans you can check upon the person, it scares of drug addicts.

32: Most cannibals have never seen a clown.

33: I doubt it.

34: Claustrophobia is a state of mind, wich an lifeless object cannot experience.

35: There is no such thing as a parsley farmer. Parsleys are creatures of the open range, and die if subjected to agricultural captivity

36: Nobody knows, since we never achieved the speed of light.

37: no.

38: yes.

39: no.

40: Depends on what you mean stupid.

41: Boon with the correct surname.

42: yes, its standard protocol.

43: succeeded.

44: you can draw blank outlines, blank is also used for fictional drawings, with the usage of multiple colours and lines that create an abstract shape.

45: Yes, from the bacterias in the toilet, from flushing water, and from pain in your ass sitting on the edge of a toilet.

46: Places where quicksand is more likely to occur include: riverbanks, beaches, lake shorelines near underground springs and in marshes, they come and go, thats why "quick"sand.

47: Bob Black.

48: experience.

49: His official birth name.

50: One of the darkest secrets of the cometics industry is the trade in babies from poor nations to feed the baby oil presses of Latvia. Boycott the product.

51: With any problem, its important to listen to other people with the same problems, to learn from there experiences, so is the same with self-help.

52: we all need money dont we.

53: Ae they?

54: fighting for freedom.

55: multiple reasons, biggest one is crime.

56: To finance the maintenance.

57: for the record.

58: Theorticly, yes.

59: actually, the Assassination Museum is the 6th floor of the Dealey Plaza, where the supposedly sniper put his aim on JFK.

60: The beach.

61: Because black light does not excists.
Its called black light, since it alluminates white in darkness.

62: I do not understand the question.

63: I believe the origin on the pear once laid in China, perhaps a translating, or pronouncing way.

64: Since it was invented in the 1920s (probably 1924) by Caesar Cardini, a restaurateur and chef in Tijuana, Mexico.

65: Its not allowed to shoot people.

66: no.

67: no.

68: Why do you think it hasnt been invented.

69: Generation Fashions.

70: no.

71: yes it can.

72: Pilots standard equipment.

73: Purple. Tried it myself, its quite fun, you should try it once aswell.

74: walking.

75: Because that defiles everything normal and logical and that's what we were put on Earth to do anyway.

76: No.

77: They dont.

78: I do not understand the question.

79: alot.

80: to look nice for people like me.

81: Since in other states there arent restrictions.

82: What kind of sick person thinks of these questions??, anway, the turtle will be dead.

83: yes you do.

84: The hotline is under the supervising of normal people like me (not you), and not beeing answered by psychics.
When you have gave your number, THEN you will be connected to them.

85: Its about the best usage in a story, smart huh?

86: for you id definetly say that.

87: Vegetarians should eat animals, period. Preferably live ones.

88: You dont hear with your ears.

89: Because people enjoy confusing other people. Also, sadism is the national pasttime. Next.

90: In your world, yes.

91:  It's easier to get high off of wet paint than stars, even if there are more of them.

92: If the other side is my world, yes.

93: how many presidents does te USA have at the same time?

94: Because an apple is not always red, stupid.

95: the way of manufacturing.

96: depends on your state of mind.

97: You can cut the tupperware, no problem.
but it wont break.

98: Take the red pill.

99: To activate the correct part of the brain.

100: not just shoes, more or less all the shit we can get find.

101: Relatives.

102: yes

103: They were sunglasses cauz they dont like looking freaks with them white eyes, I suggest u tryin it once.

104: yes

105: The use of nitric acid and/or HF.

106: Because it is strange.

107: I doubt it.

108:  It is replaced by the UB UB6120 (6V, 12AH) battery.

109: Looks alot, aint much, so you buy more.

110: Ask them, not me.

111: n theory, no. In practice, yes. Definitely.

112: Its all a matter of balance.

113: Like I said, balance.

114: Because people enjoy confusing other people, remember?

115: It is. You're just mispronouncing it.

116: rather not.

117: You never learn do you? reead 114.

118: Cauz its a happy pussy.

119: God doesnt give man nipples.

120: yes

121: I doubt it, but not in my world.

122: Balance my friend....

123: Otherwise they stay wet.

124: that is weird indeed.           sick minded person.

125:  Who said we evolved out of monkeys anyway? I prefer the goldfish theory.

126: Maybe its not hot enough?

127: I think you take this proverbial shit a bit to serious dont you.

128: ill let you know tommorow.

129: never been proven, but who knows?

130: Saves you the effort of pressing a button all the time.

132: Cauz something is itching.

133: Because they assume you can make a call from another line.

134: No, we call it ant.

135: To another dimension, follow the mushrooms and you will arrive in 1 hour.

136: Because we are an primitive species.
 
137: No need to.

138: Cauz u can go there with a hooker to be apart from your wife.

139: We like to look up at our leaders.

140: everything.

141: Goosebumps are created by electric flows trough your nerves.
You dont have those in your face.

142: Pigment related

143: dont you just love balance.

144: to make it more stable, with our without fluids.

145: Because Mankind is a weird bunch of animals.

146: see above.

147: The artist creator with his pencil. If you search it, its in the other dimension, again, follow the mushrooms to come there.

148: #@ resembles the thickness of the lead-based writing stuff.

149: civil = short for civillian, and you know it!

150: old-school, you wouldnt understand.

151: unlikely

152:  We aint that primitive that we piss all over the place.

153: props some 2nd world country.

154: murder.

155: Not true, the first stands were to stand, only rich people could sit.

156: Theoreticly, yes.

157: Not mine

158: Vegetarians are people who are concerned about the welfare of vegetables.

159: tell it like this: "Im out of invisible ink."

160: Whos one? Jet li?

161: The last ones entering it.

162: I hope for them as far away as possible.

163: I doubt it.

164: Strange.. last time i checked it was on the right side.
Whos moving those things?!

165: Cauz our hearing is different.

166: Cauz Rome wasnt built in one day, smartass.

167: Reflexes my man.

168: To make sure, stay away from them.

169: Multiple reasons, focus could be one, or you dont like james blunt saying "your beautifull" when your searching the address of your mother in law, for a forced weekend of visiting.

170: Ever tried bailing a boeing from 30000 feet?

171: Knowing - and - = +, is should do the trick.

172: No, suicide, since he threats to kill himself, no matter what personalitiy he is at that time.. he threats himself.

173: Cauz ur brain simulates the memory/pain you had/will get one day.

174:  feeling, mathematics and normal thinking aint your strongest points are they?

175: A seed

176: If you like that idea, why not.

178: Sadism...

179: Not in your mouth.

180: How can an object smell?

181: Gooses dont give themself names.

182: I dont think so, if they are consistent, they do.

183: To demotivate kids even more.

184: Itself wont, the crash will.

185: They dont.

186: In a way, definetly.

187: why?, we aint all as stupid as you.

188: Iv enever heard of fish surviving white wine, you?

189: there caves, before drawing boards there were no inventions that requires a drawing board.

190: Dont you speak any latin?

191: Magic.

192: Not officialy.

193: Cauz i didnt listened when people talked about it.

194: Cauz they make more money fooling stupid people like you.

195: id say about 2365.

196: by pressing ALT CTRL DEL

197: becaus its you, yes.

198: who cares? it looks cool!

199: Oxigen.

200: Because that defiles everything normal and logical and that's what we were put on Earth to do anyway.

201: You should know.

202: yea, cauz of that song, your so smart.

203: Why do pink ostriches dance around the kitchen whenever I open the fridge? Oh. That answer your question?

204: bread.

205: yes, it should.

206: cauz sardines dont live on a fish-market.

207: 1 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Midori? melon liqueur
fill with pineapple juice

208: Ever heard of a Taxi?

209: In your case, no.

210: shitloads.

211: buy some proper ones.

212: stars.

213: there are seatbelts in busses and taxicabs.

214: Yes.

215: see 200

216: Yawning is said to be a action, undertaken cauz your body needs more oxigen, knowing that you yawn, means there is alot of oxigen in that room.
Your brain sees that a person is yawning, and star doing the same.
Aint nothing prettier then coppycatting.

217: I can take you out anywhere if you want.

218: to make those 2000 flushes better for your state of mind.

219: if its not to complex, yes.

220: to grain down your asshole.

221: Cauz he aint muslim.

222: Cauz there aint no pinguins on antartica.

223: no, they dont.

224: about 1 meter.

225: Im sitting in one right now, thats a no.

226: Does it?

227: Parental discipline varies from family to family. However, long-term imprisonment or physical violence are more common methods of retribution. This is easier to inflict on mute children as they cannot complain.

228: Murphys law.

229: No.

230: Mysnosnism. Not everyone understands that though.

231: Cauz people make up stupid shit. Like your questions.

232: To another dimension, follow the mushrooms to come there, takes about an hour.

233: no for me.

234: Cauz bananas like sunlight.

235: Various emotions.

236: you still havent learn Latin?

237: Cauz they aint stupid without a reason.

238: Its a test.

239: actually the speed of light = 1.07925285 ? 10*9 km/h.

240: Magic.

241: first make the cream, surround it with twinkie.

242: Cauz its a conspiracy, dont eat that shit.

243:  What the fuck is slow up.

244: qualified terminal interest property trust

245: Cauz friday is always set for bowling.

246: they will fight back, dominate you, and eventually control the entire planet.

247: Then your shit-outta-luck.

248: Cauz its a sick world.

249: why? its not like you die or hurt yourself in heaven.

250: Extremelylongandannoyingbook.

251: Cauz the prison bus already was grey.

252: "For king and country."

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took me 2 hours to answer them all.

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2005, 01:05:24 am »
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2005, 01:19:08 am »
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2005, 01:33:02 am »
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2005, 04:18:20 pm »
Owned?  :P
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2005, 05:12:51 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2005, 06:29:57 pm »
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i was bored at the time-

#20: 'Why do your nose run and your feet smell? ', oohh tricky Wink
Actually its b/c of bacteria.


i got those questions from that Ponder machine,lol the nk to it is on the first post at th bottom

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i was bored at the time-

#20: 'Why do your nose run and your feet smell? ', oohh tricky Wink
Actually its b/c of bacteria.


i got those questions from that Ponder machine,lol the nk to it is on the first post at th bottom


I think hes saying that 2 me since I answered them all ^^

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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2005, 06:04:13 am »
Who gave you flageik rights

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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2005, 06:56:41 am »
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