PS.
FORWARD ALL COMPLAINTS TO LASHER
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE,
HECKLER'S SECRET ADMIRER
Ah, how cute...a secret admirer, I wonder who it could be. In that case I'll send him/her a poem:
There was an old man from nantucket (stop me if you heard this one before)
who had a @%@# so long he could....on second thought, never mind.