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going in the pool in a minute its red hot here
Quotegoing in the pool in a minute its red hot hereHot?What do you call "hot"?It snowed here again last night.
Quote from: ZOldDude on April 08, 2011, 08:38:42 pmQuotegoing in the pool in a minute its red hot hereHot?What do you call "hot"?It snowed here again last night.what ya think i meen when i say its hot , i meen its hot
Quote from: MrMedic on April 08, 2011, 11:25:35 pmQuote from: ZOldDude on April 08, 2011, 08:38:42 pmQuotegoing in the pool in a minute its red hot hereHot?What do you call "hot"?It snowed here again last night.what ya think i meen when i say its hot , i meen its hot 68F/20C is hot to you?
t was a weekend, and you can't stopUs from going to the local dance spot.Instead of drinking imported beers,Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.We popped the top. We know what was in it.Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.Then the room filled with colors and shapes,And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.Oh snap! And what made it worseIs I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass.He passed some gas and it snapped in half.Yo Deejay! Are you still there?Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimicCarebear might pick a fight with Jesus.I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick.These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.Little children, near and farDon't know where your parents are.Cry directly in this jar.I will drink it at the bar.Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!"He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange.Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things.Little children, near and farDon't know where your parents are.Cry directly in this jar.I will drink it at the bar.Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.The DJ playing my favorite tracks.Waitress asked, what can I bring you.I said the most expensive thing on the menu.She came back with a glass of liquid.I said, I asked for something different.This looks like a normal beer.She said, no it's Orphan Tears.Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,Whole club looking like a forest.DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.I tried to run to the bathroom but whenI did I felt a vacuum suction.Pulling me back slowDance floor turned into a black hole.Spinning around horribly.Feeling like Dorothy.Woke up and was still at home.Orphan Tears got us in the zone.Little children, near and farDon't know where your parents are.Cry directly in this jar.I will drink it at the bar.Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out toA brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about throughA friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure,And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door.He waved us in, and we randomly met theMr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling recordsIn the DJ booth, asking which was the best selectionTo make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West andThe Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Ganon,Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin'In the dance club partying with all these villains.I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss.I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks.And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula.The two were making out and touching tentacles.Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound.They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown.Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club.And Megatron, he was getting it on.He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron!Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling.That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains.I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.That's when I saw her there, from across the room,Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away.She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay.Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka.Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!"I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer.I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her.Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay.I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me."I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin'Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain.I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains
Girl, I know you left me,but there was something I forgot to show you.Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.It's been a while since we last spoke, butI need another chance. Can you give me that?'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.I wanna be your man again,But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.And I know you said you'd never call,But girl, you ain't seen my balls.You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.(repeat)My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.They're so damn big. How big are they?They're so big. It's really obnoxious.It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.They're so big. They're run over your feet.That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.And how can I be subtle,when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?And everyone at Disney World keeps telling meThat Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'llFight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.(repeat)My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.And when the sun's right, it might causeA total solar eclipse of my balls.'Cause these things are where it's happenin',and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.I got what you need.And you'd said you'd never call,But girl you ain't seen these balls.I wanna be your man again,But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.And I know you said you'd never call,But girl, you ain't seen my balls.You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.(repeat)I told you you'd be back.You must've forgot.You must've had Ballzheimer's.