No problem for you.. just make 3.38 posts a day and it'll take like a year...
Any one wanna check that for me?
[EDIT]: Just did some re-math at your currnet rate of posting (3.64 a day) it should take you 339 days!
Have fun!
[EDIT#2]:Math was done at time when ol' Bluey had made 266 posts, leaving 1234 posts remaining out of 1500...