ah I see...I misunderstood what he was getting at. I thought he was trying at a new movie quote; but now that I look at his post again he doesn't even have a quote so I should have realized it the first time.
Anyway, since no one else posted one I'll go:
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'I'm Dirk Diggler! I'm the star! It's my big dick and I say when we roll!"
g/l