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[TKC]thejoker

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« on: October 14, 2004, 01:55:03 am »
ok im sure you can guess what to do here, i seen this on the metallica forum but its down just now so ill copy and paste my 4 over to here, you guys do some

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2004, 02:04:43 am »
some go left
some go right
awwww man
i need a shite

here we go
constipated
i didnt know
me and shit were related

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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2004, 02:06:37 am »
and on it goes
knees and toes
am i your dad
who fucking knows?

i was stoned
she just moaned
so i shagged her mum
she got postponed (sp?)

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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2004, 02:08:24 am »
the light went out
i heard a shout
a turtle head
was pokin' out

i had to run
i thought i was done
i shat myself
im now not fun
 
it smelled so bad
but i was glad
no one was there
to see me sad

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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2004, 02:08:49 am »
i hate cock
mines takes a block
its so big
its a real shock

im really small
apperance is all
i got a big dong
i hate the mall

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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2004, 02:09:39 am »
one good day
i was gonna say
what u gonna do?
do today??

she replied "go to hell!"
so i rang a bell
the mafia came
and shot her well

now she's dead
it was my dread
to see her lying
in a bed

without me
so sad to see
i thought i was gonna
hump her free

so i went down
to the town
found the king
took his crown

he said "give it back"
i booted his sack
he cryed all night
his duck went quack


couldnt think of a last line for this 1, all of my amazing work i posted on the metallica message boards

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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2004, 02:17:31 am »
intresting :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2004, 02:34:14 am »
you are crazy joker, in a good way, but still crazy