Two guys in to a bar and one guys orders a bottle of beer and then he jumps of the top floor then the same guy walks back to the bar and the other guy asked him that how did you live when he jumped of the balcony the man responds and he said that if you have a bottle of beer then you jump of the balcony you will land safely and he tries and jumps of the balcony and splat the bartender says superman you are an ass when you are Drunk