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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #240 on: December 19, 2015, 07:12:32 am »
From TKC XMAS 2010...

Happy Holidays: The Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtA0NmZZvTA
Get Down Moses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6RH4lFSsZw
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y name is Moses, I'm a celebrity
Don't act like you don't know me I've been in every magazine
A long time ago I parted the Red Sea for my friends
Now I part so much that I got split ends.
But that's alright I don't give a shank bone
'Cause when there's no parking spaces I just make my own.
The ladies love me 'cause I just don't care
And if you don't have a comb I can part your hair.

His name is Moses,
He's a got a brand new dance,
Just throw your arms in front of you and part your hands
Get on your toes's
It's quite a show, his
So come on get on down... with Moses.

On the weekends I ride around with my crew
We go to my mom's house 'cause she makes the best food
I've always been trouble so don't mess with this dude
I put ten plagues on Pharoah and I'll put one on you too
In kindergarten I didn't play nice
When Joey wouldn't share with me I gave
that kid lice
And then in high school it got much worse
I got expelled for possession of the bitter herb.

His name is Moses,
He's a got a brand new dance,
Just throw your arms in front of you and part your hands
Get on your toes's
And bring some 'hos's
And you can get on down... with Moses.

I used to work for the man upstairs
But the pay was so low I had to go on
welfare.
So on the weekends I'm a part-time
obstetrician
And if you're looking for a math tutor I'll help you with division.
We'll eat some good food if you come to my seder
My favorite mode of transportation is the elevator.
We're puttin' on a show 'cause we're quite the showmen
But you gotta RSVP so we know if you're
aficomen.

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #241 on: December 19, 2015, 07:28:04 am »
Another Early day(z) TKC XMAS post revisited...

Chinese Food on Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtUYaSfC20Y

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #242 on: December 23, 2015, 02:33:18 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #243 on: December 23, 2015, 05:49:47 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #244 on: December 23, 2015, 05:53:40 am »
The Real Story Behind Krampus: The Christmas Demon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAoC7FOaL40

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #245 on: December 23, 2015, 06:30:47 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #246 on: December 23, 2015, 07:39:15 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #247 on: December 23, 2015, 08:19:27 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #248 on: December 23, 2015, 11:49:10 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #249 on: December 23, 2015, 11:50:10 am »
Jingle Bells - The Bethlehem 2010 Version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ob_xMuPbk

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #250 on: December 23, 2015, 11:50:55 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #251 on: December 23, 2015, 11:52:04 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #252 on: December 23, 2015, 11:55:11 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #253 on: December 23, 2015, 11:55:54 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14/15
« Reply #254 on: December 23, 2015, 11:57:44 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*