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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #120 on: December 10, 2014, 05:08:09 am »
SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE ?: SANTA CLAUS

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #121 on: December 10, 2014, 05:42:52 am »
Somebody Stole My Santa Suit

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The Christmas Jug Band feat. Dan Hicks ? ?Somebody Stole My Santa Suit?

Somebody Stole My Santa Suit
Somebody ripped off my beard, hat & boots
Some Little Fatso is all dressed in red
He even had the gall to swipe my pillow off my bed.

Now what are my kids going to think
If Santa?s a no show?
Oh Boy They?ll raise a stink.
But deck the halls and what the hell,
I?ve still got my jingle bell.
So sucker, you can keep the suit,
?Cause frankly I don?t give a hoot!

Yeah, Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit
Somebody ripped off my beard, hat & boots
Some Little Fatso is all dressed in red
He even had the gall to swipe my pillow off my bed.

Now what are my kids going to think
If Santa?s a no show?
Oh Boy They?ll raise a stink.
But deck the halls and what the hell,
I?ve still got my jingle bell.
So sucker, you can keep the suit,
?Cause frankly I don?t give a hoot!

But where o where?s my Santa Claus suit?
That getup set me back a bundle of loot.
The beard alone was $4.98
The box it came was an antique orange crate.
Somebody took the whole shebang.
If I find that roly poly mutha he?s gonna hang.

But gee, I guess that?s no way to be,
He might something good with all thanks to me.
So sucker, you can keep the suit,
?Cause frankly I don?t give a hoot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UDgwAZURn0

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #122 on: December 10, 2014, 05:47:23 am »
"Santa Lost a Ho" by The Christmas Jug Band

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #123 on: December 10, 2014, 05:50:39 am »
Santa Got Run Over By A Grandma

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #124 on: December 10, 2014, 05:54:15 am »
Farmer Dan -Santa Got Run Over By A John Deere

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #125 on: December 10, 2014, 05:55:28 am »

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #126 on: December 10, 2014, 05:57:58 am »

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #127 on: December 10, 2014, 09:13:10 pm »
MUSCLEBELLS

Xmas song from Iceland.

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #128 on: December 12, 2014, 03:15:28 am »

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #129 on: December 12, 2014, 06:48:53 am »
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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #130 on: December 12, 2014, 07:02:50 am »

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #131 on: December 16, 2014, 04:18:43 am »

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #132 on: December 16, 2014, 04:19:30 am »

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #133 on: December 16, 2014, 04:21:50 am »
Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer


1. You strike a match and light your nose.

2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.

3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.

4. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.

5. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.

6. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"

7. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.

8. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.

9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.

10. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.

11. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.

12. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.

13. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.

14. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.

15. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.

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Re: TKC Xmas 2012/13/14
« Reply #134 on: December 16, 2014, 04:24:03 am »

*While we crash and burn, small, low tech, agrarian societies such as the Hmong in the mountains of Laos will continue on without so much as blinking an eye.*