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My walls talk
« on: July 03, 2012, 08:23:57 pm »
SO!
I was in my bedroom, about to fall asleep.
ALL OF THE SUDDEN!
I hear a voice say, "Your tits. They're like banana peels"
I was ibviously quite offended by this, and I replied with "Who is that, speaking of my sacred nipples?"
The voice grew angry and stuttered as it exclaimed "My child has three penises! Fuck you!"
Then I cried because it was horrifying.
And, when I looked up, I saw I wasn't inside my house at all!
So I burnt it down.
And killed the walls.
THE END
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