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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2012, 08:33:32 am »
1. Nuke thirty servers/spawn weapons or vehicles to give yourself a huge advantage over other players.
2. Complain when banned for mod-apping, then proceed to get mad at the game developer for trying to stop you from nuking those servers/getting an unfair advantage over other players.
3. Not having an extra $20, maybe like two and a half hours work at a minimum wage job or leftover Christmas/Birthday money, to just get a new key and carry on as usual.



le epix 9gag me-me!!!!one!!!11!!!


i dun hav 20 dowwa plz donat moneh to meh plz

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2012, 08:34:12 am »
1. Nuke thirty servers/spawn weapons or vehicles to give yourself a huge advantage over other players.
2. Complain when banned for mod-apping, then proceed to get mad at the game developer for trying to stop you from nuking those servers/getting an unfair advantage over other players.
3. Not having an extra $20, maybe like two and a half hours work at a minimum wage job or leftover Christmas/Birthday money, to just get a new key and carry on as usual.
So true, you destroyed peoples games its only fair that they fight back and i have to say the butt hurt on here atm is better than nuking a server.
Ps.^^  I see the DayZ devs also agree  :icon_laugh
« Last Edit: June 15, 2012, 08:40:44 am by joopig »

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2012, 08:34:22 am »
1. Nuke thirty servers/spawn weapons or vehicles to give yourself a huge advantage over other players.
2. Complain when banned for mod-apping, then proceed to get mad at the game developer for trying to stop you from nuking those servers/getting an unfair advantage over other players.
3. Not having an extra $20, maybe like two and a half hours work at a minimum wage job or leftover Christmas/Birthday money, to just get a new key and carry on as usual.



do you fucking draw these?

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2012, 08:38:05 am »
1. Nuke thirty servers/spawn weapons or vehicles to give yourself a huge advantage over other players.
2. Complain when banned for mod-apping, then proceed to get mad at the game developer for trying to stop you from nuking those servers/getting an unfair advantage over other players.
3. Not having an extra $20, maybe like two and a half hours work at a minimum wage job or leftover Christmas/Birthday money, to just get a new key and carry on as usual.



do you fucking draw these?

No, I copy-paste them from /v/ since this is a /v/-tier thread and deserves to be locked and/or deleted for having absolutely nothing constructive to say.

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2012, 08:39:37 am »
1. Nuke thirty servers/spawn weapons or vehicles to give yourself a huge advantage over other players.
2. Complain when banned for mod-apping, then proceed to get mad at the game developer for trying to stop you from nuking those servers/getting an unfair advantage over other players.
3. Not having an extra $20, maybe like two and a half hours work at a minimum wage job or leftover Christmas/Birthday money, to just get a new key and carry on as usual.



do you fucking draw these?

No, I copy-paste them from /v/ since this is a /v/-tier thread and deserves to be locked and/or deleted for having absolutely nothing constructive to say.




archive dis man

le 3pix

p.s. these posts cant make the thread any shitter than it already is.

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2012, 08:40:46 am »
Except that this does not stop anyone who has their arm arse-deep in BE's innards.

TIME TO LOSE YOUR GEAR PEOPLE.

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2012, 08:51:32 am »
Heads up!

Quote from: 'Ander, on the Dayzmod website.'
Players with illegal weapons will start getting them replaced with Makarovs.
Later if the same player is found with the same type of weapon again - they might get bans.

So if you know you've been spawning weapons. Better get rid of them now. :)

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2012, 09:03:30 am »
Heads up!

Quote from: 'Ander, on the Dayzmod website.'
Players with illegal weapons will start getting them replaced with Makarovs.
Later if the same player is found with the same type of weapon again - they might get bans.

So if you know you've been spawning weapons. Better get rid of them now. :)

Yay, my 100th post is [somewhat] constructive!



No it's not, someone already posted it.






LE ANGRY MAGICAL GIRL FACE.

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2012, 09:06:38 am »
Heads up!

Quote from: 'Ander, on the Dayzmod website.'
Players with illegal weapons will start getting them replaced with Makarovs.
Later if the same player is found with the same type of weapon again - they might get bans.

So if you know you've been spawning weapons. Better get rid of them now. :)

Yay, my 100th post is [somewhat] constructive!



No it's not, someone already posted it.

Quote from: 'Ander, on the Dayzmod website.'

Suck on that!
I was providing the service of a heads up.

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2012, 09:09:11 am »
Genuinely lol'd at DayZ's ban appeal section.
http://dayzmod.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=16

"Some filthy hаcker banned me, unban plz" :icon_laugh

That's what you get for this, get over it.

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2012, 09:13:29 am »
Now let's have a drink for all the people who used everything responsibly and didn't get banned and a salute to those who won't buy a new key.

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2012, 09:41:35 am »
http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=11949

So you can't get BE to ban people?
News to me!  :icon_laugh

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Re: GLOBAL Ban. Also Bohemia fuck yourself.
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2012, 12:07:18 pm »
I see so much butthurt from devs when someone says how fucked up battleye is.