I seem to have fans who can't miss a chance to give me -1. Know that your efforts are not in vain, i appreciate it!
To get back on topic:
I think the most hilarious thing that can be done with vehicles in DayZ is spawning one that actually has a chance of spawning, meaning is in the DayZ vehicle array. Then shoot tires and windows out to make it look even more legit. Pick a highly frequented location, any road leading north should work, and then watch as people will be overwhelmed with happiness when they find what seems to be one of the rare cars, just for you to abruptly end their moment of joy seconds later by dispatching a .50 round to their face from a well-chosen sniper spot.
Call me a sick fuck if you want, but I believe that game-mod-apping in general, even more so on such an innovative mod as DayZ, should be as creative as possible. Or I might just be trying to find an excuse for the fact that I love to mess with people's minds, especially on a mod where 90% of the players seem to rage about every little thing.