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Random Insanity Board / Craigslist Ad -
« on: January 31, 2009, 10:17:06 am »
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown Savannah

Reply to: pers- XXXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST

I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend?s purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I?d like to apologize.

I didn?t expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn?t that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Chris tmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It?s a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn?t it?

I know it probably wasn?t a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you?d come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I?m sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn?t have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or " Mom ma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation.. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the home less guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go?s, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They?ll be on your bill in case you?d like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I?ve only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don?t know what?s going on with that. I hope they haven?t permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA?s office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I?d like to make it up to you. I?m sure you?ve already washed your pants, so I?d like to help you out. I?d like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I?d also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I?m hoping that you?ll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we?ll do lunch and laundry. Peace!
- Alex



DISCUSS!

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Random Insanity Board / ITS
« on: January 28, 2009, 12:42:28 pm »
Symantics birthday today!

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Random Insanity Board / I LOVE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: January 25, 2009, 04:33:53 am »
Check out this pair!



Perverts  :icon_thumbsup

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Off Topic / WORM SPREADS TO 9 MILLION PCS!!!!
« on: January 25, 2009, 01:59:16 am »
If you don't already know, there is a worm going out that is infecting computers and eating the hard drives. The damage is irreparable and you will have to have it replaced. This is very serious.

Full story here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=19&entry_id=34778

The Downadup worm managed to infect 9 million PCs last week and is still invading over 1 million PCs a day.

Also known as Conficker, the worm gets into your machine through a hole in Microsoft Windows and makes it a member of a worldwide botnet.

Security vendors haven't figured out what payload the Downadup/Conficker worm plans to deliver, but it's not good. "This could be the biggest infection we've ever seen," said David Perry, global director of education at Trend Micro in Cupertino. "We know they're intentionally infecting a mass audience."

Until now, home users whose computers are automatically patched through Microsoft's Windows update service have been protected against the worm because Microsoft issued a patch for it last fall.

However, the people behind the worm keep rewriting it to make it more aggressive, and it is now capable of attacking patched PCs. If your PC is set up to share files on a home network through Windows system shares, the worm will try to hack your system password, Perry said.

He offers the following advice:

- Strengthen your passwords by adding capital letters, numbers and shifted characters. Write down your passwords in a notebook that you keep by your PC so you don't forget them.

- Make sure your Microsoft patches and your anti-virus software are up to date.

- Scan your PC (several vendors, including Trend Micro and Secunia, offer free scanners and Microsoft's Malicious Software Removal Tool will remove the worm).

More information about the worm is also available here from Symantec, here from Zscaler, and here from F-secure, which Perry said has good numbers on the size of the worm's spread.


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Random Insanity Board / Xfire conversation
« on: January 23, 2009, 03:07:34 am »
With a kid I barely know. Friend of a friend.


♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Sup
Kexro: who is this
Kexro: i can barely read
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Lol
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Brock
Kexro: ummmm
Kexro: ok..?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Lol
Kexro: i had a migrain and stayed home from school today and the meds i took are fucking with me
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Rofl
Kexro: xanax is a hell of a drug
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: XD
Kexro: ?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: -_-"
Kexro: what the fuck is that?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: XD?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: It's a face, dubmass
Kexro: I CAN HARDLY SEE
Kexro: is isaac online?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Yeah
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: But he's afk
Kexro: little shit
Kexro: DJLKKGDJSLGEJWKGE;LRG'E OR,A'PD...K
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: O.o
Kexro: THATS JAPANESE FOR MARRY ME
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: No
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Im sorry
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Im straight
Kexro: LIAR
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Nope
Kexro: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Nope
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Its okay if your gay, but I'm not gay
Kexro: YOU ARE FLAMING WORSE THAN RYAN SEACREST
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: What?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: That made no sense
Kexro: HEY
Kexro: HEY
Kexro: BROCK
Kexro: GUESS WHAT
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: What?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: O.o
Kexro: YOU SUCK
Kexro: HS
Kexro: HS
Kexro: HS
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Lol
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: I don't care what you think
Kexro: YOU FUCKIN JEW
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Im Christian
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Your just like some other kid on xfire
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: Keeps callin me a jew
Kexro: JEW
Kexro: JEW
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: I'm FUCKING CHRSITIAN
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: FUCK YOU
Kexro: MUSLIM?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: IM CHRISTIAN
Kexro: LUTHERAN?!
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: FUCK OFF
Kexro: =(
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: CHRISTIAN, DUMB FUCKER
Kexro: FRENCH?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: THATS NOT A RELIGION, DUMB ASS
Kexro: OH
Kexro: HMM...
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: RETARD
Kexro: HOW ABOUT CALVINIST?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥:  NO, YOU MUTHER FUCKER
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: IM CHRISTIAN
Kexro: NOT RINGIN ANY BELLS
Kexro: GREEK ORTHODOX?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: NO!
Kexro: HMM....
Kexro: RUSSIAN!
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: TAHTS NOT A RELIGION EITHER
Kexro: DAMN
Kexro: JEW
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: NO
Kexro: CATHOLIC
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: NO
Kexro: MASOCHIST
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: NO
Kexro: NECROPHYLIAC
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: NO!!
Kexro: NYMPHOMANIAC?
♥♦♣♦Rammo76♦♣♠♥: FUCK YOU
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Random Insanity Board / Anyone have a TS server up atm?
« on: January 19, 2009, 03:47:24 am »
I tried MrMedic's but it says error..?

Just wondering. Bought a mic today so yeah.  :icon_teehee

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Random Insanity Board / MrMedic
« on: January 15, 2009, 03:41:08 am »
I have a question to ask you.

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Off Topic / Combat Arms
« on: January 13, 2009, 09:33:38 am »
Not new. ALOT like WarRock.. In fact, it's basically the same thing just not quite as gay. It uses hackshield and people hack the CRAP out of this game so I know it's possible. If it makes a difference, I do know that the game is mostly coded in C++. So maybe you should check it ou Symantic? Let me know if you are interested guys!

http://combatarms.nexon.net/Intro.aspx

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Off Topic / Any games worth downloading?
« on: December 27, 2008, 10:02:18 am »
Any games you guys play online that you think might be worth getting? I gots new laptop  :icon_biggrin2

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Random Insanity Board / !!!!
« on: July 12, 2008, 11:43:13 am »
I DEMAND A TEMP BAN!!! NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I ALWAYS END UP BACK HERE!  :icon_mad2 :icon_mad2 :icon_mad2 :icon_mad2

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Vietcong 1 & 2 / Hack ini
« on: July 06, 2008, 05:46:49 am »
Hack ini



http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?action=downloads;sa=view;id=66

Hacked VC demo ini

Plenty of goodies. All weapons etc.

Godmode killing shotgun.

- [TKC]Lasher

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Off Topic / It's been fun..
« on: July 04, 2008, 12:40:46 pm »
But after reading some of my old posts, I kinda realized in the... like 3-4 years I have been on TKC I haven't really had much to offer. So this is goodbye. And to everyone I pissed off I am really sorry. Thanks to the site admins for giving me numerous chances. Thanks for everything really. It's been fun.  :icon_thumbsup

- Lasher

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Vietcong 1 & 2 / Weapons?
« on: July 02, 2008, 10:55:20 pm »
There are certain ones I don't have. m14/optics, sten, etc.

Anybody know why?

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Vietcong 1 & 2 / Eh...?
« on: July 01, 2008, 12:27:48 am »
I downloaded Vietcong and FA and the patches. I have no idea what to do now. There aren't and ISO files..

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Off Topic / Being who I am...
« on: June 30, 2008, 10:32:59 am »
Anybody that really knows me, will tell you straight up that I'm one of the most impatient people in the world. My current issue is that I honestly have no clue as to what a bittorrent is or how it works. But at the moment it seems to be working, only it's not very consistent. What do I need to look for when searching for torrent files such as seeds etc?

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