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Off Topic / Manual Patcher?
« on: April 25, 2008, 11:25:50 am »
Is there a program I can find that auto patches a game that I have. E.g I just point it to the location of the exe then it makes it into a NO CD exe? Because I've got a game that needs a patch for a new version and I've patched the game to the new version but when I replace with my old crack it reverts back to the old patch.

Off Topic / Racing Games
« on: April 12, 2008, 07:48:25 am »
Can anyone recommend me a good racing game. Got a couple of extra gig's left on my computer and I'm in dire need of a good racing game for the PC. Possibly something like Gran Turismo 3 or 4 as I have both of them on the Playstation and they are both great games. I dislike Rally games and I don't want any of the NFS' because I have ALL of them already.

Off Topic / YouTube Sucks
« on: April 08, 2008, 12:21:45 pm »
Well, the video quality anyway. My mate found a way to make video quality on YouTube better. Prick still won't tell me how he found it out but he said to put &fmt=18 at the end of the URL of the video you are viewing. I can't try it out (for private reasons) but he says it definitely makes video quality better on some videos.

Off Topic / MPEG Sound problems X.X
« on: April 03, 2008, 02:34:10 pm »
I'm in the middle of Half Life 2 episode one (steam was ripped) and am experiencing sound problems. I saved the game last night, exited and then went to sleep. I woke up, got back on my computer and watched a couple of podcasts. They are MPEG 4 videos and play in quicktime which doesn't have the proper codec to play audio from MPEG movies. So I naturally got the proper codec installed and everything was sweet (videos played with sound in a new player). I obviously watched the podcasts then after they finished I went on to play Half Life 2 ep.1. I loaded my save and started playing but had no sound. Before I installed this codec the sound was crystal clear so I immediately thought about the codec. I uninstalled it and got rid of the old reg files etc. I started playing again and STILL had no sound. This has really annoyed me. I'll take any suggestions. If it helps I think the sound is in MPEG 2 (in the game). There is sound in other games and my music is still fine. I tried reinstalling the game but to no avail.

Off Topic / [Poll] VALVe Section
« on: March 25, 2008, 07:52:55 am »
I think the right category is Valve but I thought about how popular the Counterstrike and Half Life series is so I decided I would leave it to the voters. Not to mention the DoD and Team Fortress series which I believe are popular. Especially on the eve of seeing that a Counter strike 2 is going to be released it would be a good time to get some CS and HL hacks in (maybe Medic can put up some of the CS hacks we've been seeing).

Off Topic / [Poll] Strategy Game section
« on: March 24, 2008, 12:11:49 pm »
Another random thought (yes, 2 within the last hour) but my favourite gaming genre is Strategy games (such as Rise of Nations, Age of Empires and Company of Heroes) and I noticed how lacking we are of Strategy games. There are a lot of technicalities in these games which make way for a lot of hacking possibilities.

Off Topic / [Poll] Creating a Tom Clancy section
« on: March 24, 2008, 12:02:38 pm »
I had a random thought wave and figured that Tom Clancy has made many a good game (such as The Rainbow Six series). The games are quite easily hacked (you can access the games engine in a notepad). I remember a while ago I stumbled across a way to create a speedhack with nothing BUT the game... As I own Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield, I am happy to work on it possibly in collaboration. Just a thought  :icon_thumbsup The games also are quite popular online.

Random Insanity Board / Chuck Norris Jokes..
« on: February 13, 2008, 09:47:29 am »
I found some of these quite funny and they made me a lot happier today so I decided to share, hopefully they will make your day brighter :) It might seem like a long list but I've got 8 more pages of these jokes but it's definitely worth a read if you want a laugh..

# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)

# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

# Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

# CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

# Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

# Chuck Norris doesn?t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

# A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

# Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

# Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

# If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

# Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

# Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

# The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

# Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

# Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

# Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

# Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

# Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

# Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

# Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

# Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

# The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

# Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

# Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

# When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

# There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

# Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

# Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

Off Topic / Cheat Engine
« on: January 17, 2008, 10:21:52 am »
I did a scan with AVG on my whole HD and it picked up my Cheat Engine exe as a trojan. It's called Trojan horse Generic9.AQBU. Upon google search, nothing came up. Has anyone else ever gotten this detection? Is it a bad virus? I'm quite knowledgeable with virus' and anti-virus' but have never come up with this. I've had CE for a while and it mustn't be too bad a virus because it could've already done some damage. I'll try and track back where I downloaded it from.

Off Topic / Need music help...
« on: January 07, 2008, 01:54:18 pm »
I've looked EVERY for a copy of the Karl G Remix of The Automatic's Monster and have not found it, only bogus versions that don't play. It's kind of a house music genre. If anyone has a copy could you please upload it and either pm me or post it here, it's a hella awesome song.

General Modding & Programming / Other Games / The Great Escape problems..
« on: December 23, 2007, 11:38:41 am »
I got a version of this game and I unrarred it (ripped) and just started to play straight away. I go into the options then controls then key assignment and I try to assign keys (there are no default keys in this version of the game). So I set all the keys but I have one problem, I can't go back out of that menu or back to the previous or main menu. The only thing I can do is ALT-TAB or CTRL-ALT-DEL my way out of the game and kill it off in the Task Manager. When I go BACK in the game and look at the controls they have reseted back to the default ones (no keys are set in the default setting). I thought I could maybe manually set the controls and I found many registry keys in the directory of the game (2 reg keys have a list of controls). I put the reg keys into my computer (successfully entered into the reg or w/e) and still I have no controls. So far I am stuck. I have tried to google it but it's hard enough finding websites about the GAME let alone people having problems with it (most of the topics I find are about the movie or other unrelated topics). Any help would be grateful.

Random Insanity Board / Best Era?
« on: December 09, 2007, 06:10:53 pm »
What do people think about all the different era's and how they influenced the world and more importantly, what happened in the world in that era. Personally, I think the 60's - 70's (the 'love' generation) were the best era(s) because the world was in (relative) peace and it was a time when music really shined and when people like Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan really changed the world. Now I know most of you weren't born back then but personally I know more about the world 20 years ago than now (and I'm 13 :S figure that out). I was born in '94 but I think I was about 3 decades too late.

Random Insanity Board / Most Online
« on: December 02, 2007, 12:03:54 pm »
Has it ever occurred to anyone that the most EVER online was 85 on the 25th of December '06... Doesn't anybody have anything better to do on Xmas than talk on a cheat forum? Seeing as December was a busy year last year, lets see if we can improve a little of our stats since last year.

Off Topic / [Poll] Call of Duty Section
« on: December 01, 2007, 11:18:20 am »
Seeing the era of all new fps games, Activision start the ball rolling by releasing CoD4. The CoD games before this were ground-breaking upon release, like CoD1, CoDUO, CoD2 and now CoD4.

Off Topic / Hitman Movie!?
« on: November 13, 2007, 03:13:38 pm »
I think I read somewhere that this summer, there was going to be a Hitman movie released. I just saw a snippet of it on tv and it looks not the best. They've employed some nobody actor to play Hitman (look at all the bald guys there already are that could have played the role fine - just to name a few, Vin Diesel or Jason Statham) and to the looks of things he's not going to be the best role taker. I will go out and see it though as I loved the games. Anyone got release dates?

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