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Armed Assault 2 / Re: S.u.p.e.r H.a.c.k

« on: January 12, 2013, 03:45:09 am »

Last Active:    September 30, 2012, 09:18:54 PM

Last Active:    October 02, 2012, 02:14:33 AM

lol....

Date Registered: 20 July 2004, 00:11:35      

Skill level after 8 years of active forum reading - hex editing, leaking other people stuff, posting pics on tkc, making uce following public step-by-step tutorials. LOL!

I don't get it. What's this about?

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Armed Assault 2 / Spawning weapons box?

« on: January 12, 2013, 03:43:18 am »

Does that still work? I haven't been here in quite a while, and I've not seen a single weapon spawning script around. The one that was up a while back worked pretty well. Anyone know if it still does (with Mr. Medics bypasser)?

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: Takistan life/Zargabad life money hаck

« on: December 19, 2012, 12:08:27 am »

Super easy to do! Thanks for the tutorial!

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: Alright, which one of you was Slenderman?

« on: August 11, 2012, 10:32:39 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P-Wgg90hRw&feature=player_embedded

Jesus! This one isn't even that funny, it's scarring! Even when you just watch it.

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Armed Assault 2 / Alright, which one of you was Slenderman?

« on: August 11, 2012, 09:18:36 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsBj2zQkVlM&feature=youtu.be&hd=1

This guy is getting stalked through out the video by a person in a ghillie suit. Only problem is, he appears and disappears whenever he fucking wants to. It's hilarious.

But seriously - I'm looking in your direction, MrMedic.

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: Global ban #f96b

« on: July 18, 2012, 11:09:05 pm »

How can I bypass this ban? I want to play on other servers than DayZ, but I can't.

ke....yge....n ,tungle internet server , problem solved .

100's of tungle servers with hive and battleye.

watch it though they ip ban so go crazy and you will end up out of them as well.

Damn. Thanks, and I'll make sure to watch what I'm doing.

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Armed Assault 2 / Global ban #f96b

« on: July 17, 2012, 09:54:15 pm »

How can I bypass this ban? I want to play on other servers than DayZ, but I can't.

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: Who is Ramos? You were on LMC.

« on: July 13, 2012, 12:28:40 am »

I'm an admin and coder for LMC,EG, and Breshnov Life.

Oh. I love you, gimme admin.

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: Battleye Global Ban Any ideas ?

« on: July 13, 2012, 12:27:14 am »

how old are you all guys 10 lol i m not kid i m just asking you are joking that means you are kid . i m idiot because asking to you i found way unban myself changing some hex codes and its works not thanks to you. bye

Son, there comes a time in every boys life when he needs to learn the truth about the birds and the bees. Birds fuck bees, bees get preggers, and then die a horrible painful death in childbirth.
So tell me son, are you going to be a bird? or a bee?
While you ponder that, read this dictionary

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: DayZ weaponcrate in depth

« on: July 13, 2012, 12:23:42 am »

Sorry, but how does this cheat? if i insert this into addons automatly kick by server

Oh lordy.

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Random Insanity Board / Re: star wars galaxy

« on: July 03, 2012, 08:39:01 pm »

I'd do me-I mean, I'd play that game

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Random Insanity Board / My walls talk

« on: July 03, 2012, 08:23:57 pm »

SO!
I was in my bedroom, about to fall asleep.
ALL OF THE SUDDEN!
I hear a voice say, "Your tits. They're like banana peels"
I was ibviously quite offended by this, and I replied with "Who is that, speaking of my sacred nipples?"
The voice grew angry and stuttered as it exclaimed "My child has three penises! Fuck you!"
Then I cried because it was horrifying.
And, when I looked up, I saw I wasn't inside my house at all!
So I burnt it down.
And killed the walls.
THE END

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: Zargabad Life download

« on: June 26, 2012, 09:42:25 pm »

Okay, here are the steps:

1. Walk into a crowded room
2. Stand on a chair
3. Shout, "DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO USE GOOGLE?!"
4. ?????
5. Profit.

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: Been "GUID" banned? Want to be unbanned? ~View here~

« on: June 26, 2012, 09:39:04 pm »

It's not "walla", it's 'voila'.

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Armed Assault 2 / Re: CE in Chernarus Life

« on: June 25, 2012, 10:26:03 pm »

Info on both how to edit the program to make it "undetectable",and,how to run the "detected" version(s) has been posted.

Could I get a hint on how to do that?