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Title: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 19, 2005, 06:51:14 am
(http://img176.exs.cx/img176/245/godreformat5kr.jpg)
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Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on November 19, 2005, 12:18:16 pm
Good one... LOL!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 19, 2005, 11:42:51 pm
Think about it.....

(http://stuff.ubersite.com/1130774252436125037/1/hsc0516l.jpg)
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Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on November 20, 2005, 01:01:31 pm
What an intressting study, even I could have thought of that!
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 20, 2005, 01:07:05 pm
Quote from: hoax-ravenheckler
What an intressting study, even I could have thought of that!


LOL! :wink:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 20, 2005, 03:58:55 pm
nice pic, total agree lol
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Post by: [TKC]BlueGrass on November 21, 2005, 12:11:32 am
So what butten does the devil have?  :wink:
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Post by: Crossmol on November 21, 2005, 02:57:47 am
Quote from: [TKC]BlueGrass
So what butten does the devil have?  :wink:


Prolly a resetbutton on the bearded guy  :wink:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 21, 2005, 03:29:45 am
Remember that Santa is Satan with the letters rearanged.
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Post by: [TKC]Snake on November 22, 2005, 01:29:15 am
Thats sick, Santa is coming soon

No presents for you naughty Z

For all we know, YOU could be Santa

'Tis the season to be jolly....' :P
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on November 22, 2005, 01:58:08 am
Still the same old Snake, hahaa.
I'd prefer Satan over Santa though...

What could a old, beared and rudolf driving person do to make me happy?

Satan could always punish some people...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Crossmol on November 22, 2005, 02:29:09 am
Quote from: ZOldDude
Remember that Santa is Satan with the letters rearanged.


Sh!t, true...  But I don't get it. Satan is a bad boy, so I asume he likes every bad boy as well. Why didn't I get any presents last year? I was a bad boy last year...  :wink:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on November 25, 2005, 04:00:59 pm
Jingle bells, Shotgun shells,
Sheriff got a gun!
He pulled the trigger!
Shot that ni-...er...badguy
Look at that mfer run
OH!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 25, 2005, 10:17:44 pm
Quote from: Crossmol
Quote from: ZOldDude
Remember that Santa is Satan with the letters rearanged.


Sh!t, true...  But I don't get it. Satan is a bad boy, so I asume he likes every bad boy as well. Why didn't I get any presents last year? I was a bad boy last year...  :wink:


Didn't you know that Santa was really Satans son? All those storys about him being a nice guy are to cover up his master plan.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 26, 2005, 01:55:59 am
Yes the Internet is for Porn!

http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=../current/teriaki/videos/purposeoftheinternet
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on November 26, 2005, 02:32:42 am
:oops:  Unreal  :D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 27, 2005, 10:24:06 am
This one might need you to update QT to QT 7.


http://www.whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video2/dearblackpeople2.mov
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 27, 2005, 10:26:39 am
This one may need the QT 7 update to play.

http://www.whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video2/wegonmakelove2.mov

EDIT:This one looks as tho the page is not opening but it is very popular and just has a long load time.
Enjoy!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on November 27, 2005, 03:17:27 pm
LMAO
"fuck yo dads lawnmower"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 28, 2005, 11:30:52 pm
Marry Xmas...
(http://www.saunalahti.fi/plinds/sniperuus-xmas.jpg)

(http://www.jupa.com/users/teke/photos/Pistola%20grande%20navide?o.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 01, 2005, 02:40:08 am
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/keatsan/x1pc_jqddVOWRn5E_FLe1oMq_a37Dfxn1zT.gif)
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Post by: [TKC]Wesker on December 01, 2005, 04:11:24 am
he must of team killed a friend for real life then lol
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Post by: [TKC]BlueGrass on December 02, 2005, 01:00:48 pm
***EDIT*** Wife
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 09, 2005, 10:53:09 pm
(http://www.elitecoders.org/forum/customavatars/avatar48889_6.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 10, 2005, 11:01:57 pm
Another view of the Evil Clown from New Jersy....fear him!
(http://photos.ar15.com/Galleries/Avatars/20285.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 12, 2005, 04:08:03 pm
http://jesushax.ytmnd.com/
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Post by: [TKC]Wesker on December 12, 2005, 07:09:27 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
http://jesushax.ytmnd.com/

hahaha
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on December 13, 2005, 09:34:26 am
:?  Omg that music
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2005, 10:59:34 am
(http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/9706/deadsanta3ai.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on December 13, 2005, 12:19:34 pm
:)  Lmfao u have a weird sense of humour Z, much like mine.. I love it
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on December 14, 2005, 12:35:14 pm
:D  Check this blubber fly

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3712178515303087869

 They banned humphrey b bear check this shit

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8460222362133632201
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 14, 2005, 01:30:03 pm
It was once said "There is a fine line between genius and insanity"

I found the fine line between mediocrity and instability... and sadly crossed over.

Z
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on December 14, 2005, 05:18:26 pm
Quote wikipedia 'In criminal law, insanity is usually defined as an inability to either determine the difference between "right" and "wrong" (or, in a more practical sense, "legal" and "illegal") or understand the consequences of one's own actions.' Meh whos the judge? :)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on December 14, 2005, 10:33:58 pm
Quote from: n00bly
:D  Check this blubber fly

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3712178515303087869




Hmmmmm, Wale Blubber... LOL
wy did they do that,... rofl
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2005, 12:52:57 am
Oh boy free whale blubber....mmmm good!

Now that I am hungry:
http://homepage.mac.com/jstansbury/iMovieTheater6.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2005, 02:00:51 am
(http://www.1st-recon.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/31552358743826a25cee54.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2005, 08:08:51 am
Fastest way to shell an egg......
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1080/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on December 15, 2005, 08:58:51 am
Lmao might do that for xmas lunch lol, for everyone :P

U see this there: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/984/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on December 15, 2005, 10:23:02 am
this guy made me laugh so hard
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1076/
acting like a tough guy
then he is shouting for his mum
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on December 15, 2005, 10:43:11 am
:D  :D  :D  Anyone know how to crack adultfriendfinder :P
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on December 15, 2005, 06:58:55 pm
Lol, wy do you wanna do that
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on December 15, 2005, 11:16:12 pm
:)  All of the prvious posts, beside the movie screen theres ads for adultfriend finder with some hot chickys, want a crack so i can go in and get me some :P.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on December 15, 2005, 11:19:27 pm
haha,

lol, look for a woman, and you will almost only find old ladies with hanging brests.. lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 17, 2005, 03:36:37 am
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/stelladd/image019.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on December 17, 2005, 06:53:53 am
:D  I saw a top like that...sorta.. It said in big letters.. 2million Battered women, And i had to get a plain one.
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Post by: [TKC]Lasher on December 19, 2005, 08:31:54 am
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1006/ summ funny ass shit "*Fuck you!* Fuck you, you little shit!"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2005, 02:40:42 am
(http://www.trancetraffic.com/bitbucket/483432_faaf499e62.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on December 20, 2005, 09:28:34 am
rofl!!
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2005, 11:28:30 am
And now kids we take you to that old time Christmas favorite story.....

Violated by Bears Man

(http://www.channel101.com/media/shows/shw_0127/epi_0181/thumb_000479.jpg) (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=480)   (click img for movie)
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2005, 12:59:15 pm
And don't forget to goto Church...
http://www.vgg.com/satanglican/
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2005, 01:14:47 pm
As it is THAT time of year I thought TheHeckler! would (as a member of USAF Intel) enjoy this old favorite:
Alian Probing Video (Chistmas version). (http://www.vgg.com/vggtv/alien.html)  :wink:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 26, 2005, 11:30:33 pm
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
         He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
         Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
         I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

         I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
         Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
         The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
        The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

         Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
         Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
        And just when I thought that things would get better
         Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
         They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
         Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

         And the kids these days--they all are the pits
         They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
         I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
        Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
        I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
         They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

        Flying through the air...dodging the trees
        Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
         I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
         I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

         There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
         I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 27, 2005, 10:30:38 am
(http://www.hevolve.com/ico/boobs5.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 27, 2005, 02:39:53 pm
http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=1086
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Post by: [TKC]Anothercheater on December 27, 2005, 05:05:22 pm
lmfao


http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=3
and that http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=6
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 28, 2005, 09:16:54 am
Santa gets busted by the coppers!
http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=../current/teriaki/videos/purposeoftheinternet
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 28, 2005, 09:37:45 am
Willy Wonka takes an acid trip....
http://wonkatrip.ytmnd.com/
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Post by: Oynky on December 28, 2005, 01:35:07 pm
kids dont watch that, you will get nightmares  :o
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Post by: Oynky on December 28, 2005, 05:22:21 pm
(http://photos16.flickr.com/23248697_b2f30515e3.jpg)
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
??h I believe I can fly
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Anothercheater on December 28, 2005, 07:11:48 pm
i wish the water wouldnt be so cold
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Post by: Oynky on December 28, 2005, 07:32:43 pm
i wish that i was a bilionair.
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Post by: [TKC]Anothercheater on December 28, 2005, 08:42:44 pm
i wish my town wouldnt be so boring and small
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Post by: Oynky on December 28, 2005, 09:35:52 pm
i wish anothercheater a good new year full of non boring people and a gouverment thats planning to make the town 5 times bigger :o
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Post by: Oynky on December 29, 2005, 06:18:03 pm
now i want my ''friend of the year'' award.. lol
 :lol:
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Post by: [TKC]Anothercheater on December 29, 2005, 07:44:42 pm
thanks lmao good new year to you to and "the others "
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 05:15:36 am
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/wanking.html
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 05:32:00 am
I want to know this fishing spot.............
http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=138
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 05:51:58 am
LOL!!!!1

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=mov&file=dressforthemoment2005_hi.mov
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 06:03:59 am
The Ultimat Showdown (and just for Koopa it has Mario!)...
http://ldopa.net.nyud.net:8090/wp-content/uploads/TheUltimateShowdown.swf
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 06:09:22 am
Just take a pill...
http://www.grab.com/fun/specials/licensetopill
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 08:00:03 am
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=58&mode=thread
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 08:15:16 am
Slut?
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=78&mode=thread
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 08:56:20 am
Stripper......
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=121&mode=thread
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on December 31, 2005, 10:26:29 am
Quote from: ZOldDude
Slut?
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=78&mode=thread
lmao
no way! dude is sick
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 10:50:57 am
The old popcorn-while-at-movies-dating-trick.....
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=112&mode=thread
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 12:08:41 pm
A guy goes into a bank, walks up to the cashier and says, "Nice tits darling, I want to open a fucking bank account!"

"I beg your pardon?" said the curvy cashier.

"Listen you stupid bitch!" screamed the man, "I want to open a fucking bank account!"

"I'm sorry sir," said the cashier, "but I can't help you if you are going to talk to me like that!"

The cashier then walked away, went to the bank manager and told him what had happened. They both then returned to the cash desk.

The bank manager says to the man, "What seems to be the problem here then?"

"There's no fucking problem," replied the man, "I just won 10 million pounds on the fucking lottery and I want to open a fucking bank account!"

"I see sir," the manager quickly said, "And this cunt's giving you a hard time is she?"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 12:41:36 pm
"It's only illeagle if she remembers."

http://www.ttr2.com/2005/12/roofinex.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Anothercheater on December 31, 2005, 01:05:31 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
A guy goes into a bank, walks up to the cashier and says, "Nice tits darling, I want to open a fucking bank account!"

"I beg your pardon?" said the curvy cashier.

"Listen you stupid bitch!" screamed the man, "I want to open a fucking bank account!"

"I'm sorry sir," said the cashier, "but I can't help you if you are going to talk to me like that!"

The cashier then walked away, went to the bank manager and told him what had happened. They both then returned to the cash desk.

The bank manager says to the man, "What seems to be the problem here then?"

"There's no fucking problem," replied the man, "I just won 10 million pounds on the fucking lottery and I want to open a fucking bank account!"

"I see sir," the manager quickly said, "And this cunt's giving you a hard time is she?"


LMFAO
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 01:17:08 pm
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work..

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lover and hide in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little boy says: "Dark in here."
The man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccerball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "?250-00." ................

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboardtogether again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The boy says:"?750-00."
The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them."


A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game."

The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for ?1000."
The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends likethat......
?1000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says: "Dark in here."
The priest says: "Don't start that sh!t again!"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 01:37:54 pm
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total make over with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 01:40:20 pm
(http://www.ttr2.com/uploaded_images/scam-718839.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 02:43:31 pm
Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager
Barmen
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 03:06:09 pm
(http://www.ttr2.com/eric.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]Anothercheater on December 31, 2005, 03:15:04 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total make over with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

i dont understand why this should be a joke
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 03:40:54 pm
(http://www.ttr2.com/3329.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 04:33:39 pm
(http://www.ttr2.com/beerdrug.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2005, 06:20:45 pm
(http://www.ttr2.com/3011.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 02:58:21 am
What does it mean to give more than 100% ?
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint,

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass-kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass-Kissing will put you over the top!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 03:11:04 am
Bob lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new (drop dead gorgeous) neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she leaned over to get her mail her robe opened a bit. Bob could hardly beleive it, she wasn't wearing a thing under her robe. The woman leaned closer to Bob and said good morning. This time her robe opened up completely. She purred to Bob that she hadn't had a man in years. He could hardly keep eye contact when she said she heard someone coming and that they should go back to her apartment. They went inside and she let the robe fall to the floor. What do you think my best feature is? Bob stuttered and drueled a bit and finally said "Your ears."
"What do you mean my ears, look at me. I have round perfect breasts, a nice tight ass and legs to die for what on earth made you say EARS!!!

"Well," said Bob "In the hall you said you heard someone coming, that was me!!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 03:21:47 am
(http://www.ttr2.com/uberstrip2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 04:15:25 am
(http://www.ttr2.com/Mac2840.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 04:26:08 am
The Lizard and the Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get adrink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side,then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 04:29:00 am
Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but every once in while  he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him:
"Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one  of their patients and you won't be the last.  And you're single. Let it go...."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:
"Bob, you're a vet ...."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 04:49:30 am
(http://www.ttr2.com/fukitol.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 05:55:07 am
http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 06:32:48 am
Psychologically Challenged
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2006, 06:36:00 am
(http://www.ttr2.com/founddog.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 07, 2006, 06:30:32 am
I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping.
This happened at Park Beach Plaza and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works.
Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and cleaner while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breast almost coming out of her blouse.  It will be impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to the Moonee Tavern.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful !!!!!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 07, 2006, 01:52:47 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
(http://www.ttr2.com/founddog.jpg)


OMFG WTF HE ATE HIM!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 07, 2006, 03:52:35 pm
In Korean.....con dogie (as it sounds not spelled) ....basicly BBQ DOG.

Mmmmmm good!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on January 07, 2006, 04:48:19 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping.
This happened at Park Beach Plaza and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works.
Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and cleaner while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breast almost coming out of her blouse.  It will be impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to the Moonee Tavern.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.


Be careful !!!!!!


Double-y0o-Te3e-EffFFFFFFF
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 11, 2006, 06:59:14 am
I remember the Lotus from the 60's....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9013803150737530875&q=top+gear+-+lotus
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 11, 2006, 07:06:15 pm
yeah me to! wow!..
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 11, 2006, 07:07:03 pm
can anyone read taiwan things? thanks

lol for real
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 13, 2006, 03:32:25 am
(http://homepage.mac.com/leperous/.Pictures/cover2-big.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2006, 04:26:48 am
(http://www.uk-t.org/upics/head5.JPG)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on January 16, 2006, 10:15:12 am
:D  Hmm want to expand ur thoughts on your government?

Watch these.. (EDITED by Z)

Pretty wild and mind expanding.
 Im not sure if u wud have seen these b4 Z.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2006, 12:09:49 am
I have no idea what that torrent file is....but I am not d/l 4 hours of vidio to find out!

I also edited the link.
You may post links to possible copywrited stuff ONLY if they are not dirrect d/l links (EX: info page that you then get the torrent or d/l from)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2006, 06:08:00 am
This little dog is mean....he even bites the owners vagina!

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1119447355/Vagina_Biting_Dog
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on January 17, 2006, 09:44:35 am
Its a ex navy man from the 40s who is exposing the philadelphia experiments and the phoenix projects. Philadelphia project was when the u.s government tried a method using magnetic pulses and electricity to turn cloak there ships invicible. But the project went wrong and was stuck in time for 4 hours when it returned most ppl had died or were burning.  Crew members were found all around the world stuck in roofs walls cement pavements.. Well enough of a description, its eye opening and worth a watch.  Also talks about china and the germans help with the technologies and the wars.


http://torrent-finder.com/show.php
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2006, 11:37:16 am
Quote from: n00bly
Its a ex navy man from the 40s who is exposing the philadelphia experiments and the phoenix projects. Philadelphia project was when the u.s government tried a method using magnetic pulses and electricity to turn cloak there ships invicible. But the project went wrong and was stuck in time for 4 hours when it returned most ppl had died or were burning.  Crew members were found all around the world stuck in roofs walls cement pavements.. Well enough of a description, its eye opening and worth a watch.  Also talks about china and the germans help with the technologies and the wars.


http://torrent-finder.com/show.php


Yeh I have seen the movies.....never happend.
Physics and electo-magnetisum don't work that way.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 18, 2006, 07:04:17 am
(http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2005-11/1597_image00777777.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 22, 2006, 01:59:36 am
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=418
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Corrupted1 on January 22, 2006, 02:15:39 am
hahaha great pic lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Rob on January 22, 2006, 10:05:43 am
Quote from: ZOldDude
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=418


lol This one is awesome! :lol:

Try these too:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/56/Mean+old+folks/stream

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting+Preacher+Two/stream Great!!!!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/53/Water+Balloon+Fun/stream

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm
Funny clip.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php
O my Jesus too funny.  :lol:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm
lol "History Of The Word Fuck."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 22, 2006, 10:39:07 pm
Lets keep this active lol!! WOW\

this is so funneh

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/anthrax.shtml
Dont let the gouverment tes you ^^

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/wheres_waldo.shtml
Can you find waldo? I can!

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/counterstick.shtml
Fire in the Hole! :P
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 23, 2006, 05:30:24 am
Forklift traing video.

Gets interesting about 3 mins into it!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5943582546148919558
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 23, 2006, 06:16:12 pm
Lol. that half guy :lol:

I wonder if the vid is really used :o
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 23, 2006, 11:28:22 pm
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 :o
*Dugh up a old tread lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on January 24, 2006, 07:46:15 pm
:D  Joys of child hood read this lol

http://www.deansplanet.com/jeremy_the_loner.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on January 27, 2006, 09:54:17 am
http://www.cats-inverurie.co.uk/Games/Darkjoke/Passion.htm#
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on January 27, 2006, 04:02:47 pm
I just know DJ Cammy has some funny music.
You should give it a try.  :wink:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 10, 2006, 09:52:33 am
A 5 part story about Gorilla Warfare.

http://www.oldeenglish.org/dvd/index.html#
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 10, 2006, 10:01:06 am
Timmy poops his pants.

http://www.whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video2/timmypoopstrm.mov
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 10, 2006, 10:26:13 am
Joe the IT guy........

http://www.dice.com/beingit/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on February 10, 2006, 10:43:00 am
lmao @ Joe
I've seen nothing like that before
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on February 10, 2006, 04:41:32 pm
This is new, I like it :P

The pizza launcher owned 8)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on February 10, 2006, 07:36:23 pm
:D  Slow and steady wins the race.

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

i did it in shit ya pants speed.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on February 10, 2006, 09:58:58 pm
Quote from: n00bly
i did it in shit ya pants speed.


(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2393/128811343543b520cb837b34ey.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on February 10, 2006, 11:10:34 pm
:D  have u tried it snake?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 11, 2006, 11:57:12 am
Quote from: [TKC]Snake
Quote from: n00bly
i did it in shit ya pants speed.


(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2393/128811343543b520cb837b34ey.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)



:O mg, there is a $100.000,- US DOLLAR copyright on it from me.
and u used it while i was afk and wasnt able to stop u! nuuuu!!!!!

ah so what,,... nevermind son.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on February 11, 2006, 12:15:43 pm
:D  Go to that dudes blog and have a look at some of the recorded reactions.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2006, 12:21:37 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
Timmy poops his pants.

http://www.whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video2/timmypoopstrm.mov


If this one wont show (DNS error) just goto http://www.whitestkids.com and search for it near bottom of the list.

Get the .mov as it is high rez.....the google video linke sucks.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2006, 09:38:17 pm
(http://home.wanadoo.nl/~normanu/supercop6bn.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 12, 2006, 03:13:03 am
(http://onfinite.com/libraries/169556/7d4.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] ~<{LTC}>~ on February 13, 2006, 02:13:01 am
Quote from: ZOldDude
(http://onfinite.com/libraries/169556/7d4.jpg)


haha thats some funy shit for sure  :lol:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on February 13, 2006, 08:25:55 pm
Good one Z, never seen that one before.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2006, 04:11:07 am
(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/3303/jitcrunch5mg.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: TheHeckler! on February 17, 2006, 08:22:51 am
Quote from: ZOldDude
(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/3303/jitcrunch5mg.jpg)


 :heckler1  :heckler1  :heckler1  :heckler1  :heckler1  :heckler1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 18, 2006, 07:51:51 am
This has music to go with the flash....just wait for it to load:
http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 18, 2006, 10:11:33 am
Quote from: TheHeckler!
Quote from: ZOldDude
(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/3303/jitcrunch5mg.jpg)


 :heckler1  :heckler1  :heckler1  :heckler1  :heckler1  :heckler1


Is old Ted even still alive...or did they clone him?

It could be fun drinking with any of the that family....just stay away from cars,water,TREES.....and crassy knols.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on February 18, 2006, 11:42:43 am
Quote from: ZOldDude
(http://onfinite.com/libraries/169556/7d4.jpg)

(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2357/noracismallowedplease4hu.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 18, 2006, 02:34:43 pm
lol @ that baby pic  :laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 22, 2006, 10:30:48 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/ukfnostradamus/chickens.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2006, 06:45:45 am
These are REAL programs....I post the logo's here becuase they are so funny!

(http://thekernelspoofer.com/images/thekernelgray.gif)

(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4092/mcdonalds1hw.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on February 23, 2006, 08:49:27 am
:D Hahahah very original....hmm ever notice with alot of sleep depravation original looks alot like virginal....just a thought
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on February 23, 2006, 03:24:44 pm
:?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on February 23, 2006, 06:29:01 pm
(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/950/eyetest7qj.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

If thats the case then this guy below must be blind :shock:

(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5657/whatcausesearthquakes9xb.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on February 23, 2006, 07:35:22 pm
:D hahaha ive seen that chick sit on his face
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 28, 2006, 04:17:01 am
(http://www.myran.com/pidgeon.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 28, 2006, 05:09:00 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
(http://www.myran.com/pidgeon.gif)


OMg i want that suit too :P
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on February 28, 2006, 06:51:10 pm
LoL

(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5152/mitat7dl.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 02, 2006, 12:43:15 pm
Office linebacker....
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=e19221c3-1811-4493-a758-8f705f1252dd&f=msn-l
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 08, 2006, 10:03:04 am
Good video:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 08, 2006, 10:13:16 pm
Nice :wink:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 09, 2006, 12:40:06 am
Yes.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 09, 2006, 12:40:32 am
srry guys just had to post something .. :\
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 10, 2006, 03:44:12 am
(http://pics.obra.se/chickenjoke.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 10, 2006, 10:52:14 am
Quote from: ZOldDude
(http://pics.obra.se/chickenjoke.gif)


Rofl.
that doesnt make any sense
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on March 10, 2006, 05:00:48 pm
:lol:  lost in translation lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 10, 2006, 08:14:54 pm
kek ^_^
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 12, 2006, 09:22:36 pm
(http://www.xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/_p3/billbrd_large-s.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 14, 2006, 08:29:13 pm
moo
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 14, 2006, 09:11:46 pm
why doesnt anyone post something :(
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 14, 2006, 09:12:25 pm
:spamman <----- SPAMMAAANNN!!!!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 14, 2006, 11:35:03 pm
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/zwarteeendjes.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 14, 2006, 11:52:24 pm
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/741/11851sy.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2046/11148cw.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

(http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/9036/15302ab.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

(http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/6288/16633bx.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

(http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3506/20730gn.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4421/01521fy.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

 8)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on March 15, 2006, 05:06:22 am
omg ruben, u dont stop lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 15, 2006, 04:57:51 pm
Hilarious
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 15, 2006, 06:48:42 pm
Snake go fuck yourself...  





lol (http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/tkcsnake.JPG)
prolly get a warning lol  :roll:  whatever
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 15, 2006, 06:53:13 pm
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/yay.JPG)
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/ideot.JPG)
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/hahaa.JPG)
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/hahaa.JPG)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 15, 2006, 06:58:12 pm
Quote from: KingRuben
Snake go fuck yourself...  





lol (http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/tkcsnake.JPG)
prolly get a warning lol  :roll:  whatever


roflmao, ahahahahahaha

btw u arent really mad at me are you?

and besides what kind of sick fuck are you searching for that pic?

and dont anybody warn him i dont think he meant anything lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 15, 2006, 07:26:56 pm
found it on a forum :P
and no not a gay forum or some just a normal gaming forum with a RIB topic :P

anyways no im not mad on you lol, why shout i anyways
just for fun  :lol:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 15, 2006, 07:28:42 pm
i hope i get this for my birthay :P
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/smarpache.JPG)


that?s G - Town  :D

(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/heh.JPG)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 19, 2006, 12:04:29 pm
It's here....
Pure Pwnage episode # 10.

Like FPS Doug would say........fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!111

http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 21, 2006, 08:44:31 am
(http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1699/spideytumor2wo.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 21, 2006, 09:16:35 pm
This better not be official
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on March 21, 2006, 09:44:47 pm
lmfao!!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 21, 2006, 10:30:18 pm
With Canon U can..

(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/canon.jpg)

I hope u get it  :heckler1

(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/lolllo.jpg)

lmao

(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/apelsin.JPG)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 22, 2006, 02:38:04 am
LOL
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2006, 01:48:32 am
This takes a few mins to d/l but well worth it!

Pretty President
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1528
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2006, 05:51:36 am
This one is instant play.

Drew Carey in: Call me Cobra!

http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=49
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2006, 11:02:37 am
http://toothbrushporn.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2006, 11:06:46 am
http://chucknorrissite.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2006, 11:11:06 am
http://whatishl.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2006, 11:12:09 am
http://goingtoeatpizza.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2006, 11:21:34 am
http://bustinyoeyesoyoucanseemecummin.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 23, 2006, 04:07:02 pm
O - M - G   This is so funny :

'' http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.htm ''
Goodluck ;)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 23, 2006, 07:57:41 pm
I spilled my milk all over me u ass, i was just thinking it was a little test thing,
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on March 23, 2006, 08:00:33 pm
:?  Been posted here before by some stud.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 23, 2006, 08:09:17 pm
can be . i got it from a guy on msn, i totally freaked out hehehehe
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on March 23, 2006, 08:26:43 pm
:D  If you click the link to the webby you can see other peoples reactions theres a kid who just freaks out.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on March 24, 2006, 12:01:30 am
=just to avoid that faggots spam layer :wink: =
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 24, 2006, 12:38:19 am
huh u mean

=Auto Generated Spam Layer=
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 02, 2006, 01:13:51 am
(http://www.horaz.com/horazyclopedia/Photos/Rice_Condoleeza/01_STD/CondiRice_001.jpg)
During an interview with Fox news Rice was asked,
what she thought the main difference between Bush and Clinton really was:















(http://www.foxnews.com/images/152142/0_21_450_rice.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on April 02, 2006, 02:16:14 am
:shock:  God shes an evil looking bitch
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 04, 2006, 03:51:36 pm
Odd that I found this on the VET website:
(http://www.freewebs.com/seair/files/tombstone.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on April 05, 2006, 02:15:35 am
Amen *spits*
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]thejoker on April 05, 2006, 05:12:19 am
Spittin on VC2 grave when u havent played it?

N00b
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on April 05, 2006, 02:01:41 pm
:P  Spit....hack spit.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on April 05, 2006, 07:49:42 pm
Quote from: [TKC]thejoker
Spittin on VC2 grave when u havent played it?

N00b


STFU hoe...

Besides, everyone sais it was shit when it came out, it didnt suport my graphics card, even if we both did get it i doubt we would have played it alot :roll:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on April 05, 2006, 10:06:38 pm
I had made keys for it hacked it and uninstalled it and removed all traces of it. Lol spewing now as im going to either d/load it or hire it again just too make some awesome hacks for it.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on April 05, 2006, 11:43:04 pm
Darth Vader Vs Japanese Police

Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLlzzkk2qk&search=darth%20japan)


:P
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on April 05, 2006, 11:45:27 pm
Darth Vader vs. Japanese Police Round 2

Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxWkKH2pRoY&search=darth%20japan)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on April 06, 2006, 12:21:51 am
Lol, dunno what to say

http://www.testofcharacter.co.uk/play_win_hi.asp
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on April 06, 2006, 01:19:59 am
search=funny%20funny06%20funny2006%20fun%20stupid%20crazy%20ngano
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on April 06, 2006, 07:27:11 am
Im the Juggernaut bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=juggernaut&v=k4qdX6_9XgI
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 06, 2006, 04:27:05 pm
Quote
"Computers, women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]thejoker on April 06, 2006, 06:58:15 pm
Computers cant do jack shit.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on April 06, 2006, 10:11:51 pm
dat, dat b3 tr00
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 07, 2006, 03:17:25 am
I thought this video was very funny!
http://www.kossan.se/flytta_paa_dig_annars.htm
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2006, 12:18:09 am
(http://members.chello.nl/d.kreek1/tbava.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2006, 12:19:36 am
(http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/7920/pic39671cd.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2006, 09:21:11 am
(http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/6391/postavcopy9vj.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on April 10, 2006, 04:24:40 pm
:? Im so ashamed :shock: !!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on April 10, 2006, 08:57:09 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
(http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/6391/postavcopy9vj.jpg)
:heckler1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 13, 2006, 12:53:35 am
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2200/emosadam7rk.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on April 13, 2006, 11:14:25 am
(http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/2879/roar200604122327375bn.th.jpg) (http://img83.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roar200604122327375bn.jpg)

Found where his mates been hiding.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on April 13, 2006, 11:16:34 am
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2629/roar200604122204031au.th.jpg) (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roar200604122204031au.jpg)

 And another plast from the past...guess who

Oh and i love them red stars lmao
<-----
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on April 17, 2006, 04:14:32 pm
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1511/bus_crash/

omg kThx
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 21, 2006, 12:13:55 pm
(http://people.ucsc.edu/~mparmstr/boondocks-question.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 27, 2006, 02:34:20 am
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5484/doubleposters2zs3dn5qo4cf.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 13, 2006, 10:11:57 am
I do not agree with the message but the videos are funny and the music is good!

search=Bush%20Politics
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 13, 2006, 10:21:20 am
This one is down the center...just good fun.

search=Bush%20Politics
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 13, 2006, 10:27:39 am
This has a rocking tune and it gets the facts right.
Sorry Democrats...this my not be right for you!

search=Bush%20Politics
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 13, 2006, 10:43:39 am
Remember kids:Don't try this at home........do it at a friends house! :lol:

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 16, 2006, 11:51:25 pm
(http://www.exet.nu/html/bildarkiv/roliga/6beers.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 19, 2006, 02:10:26 am
(http://i2.tinypic.com/xnw5sk.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 21, 2006, 04:45:00 am
(http://dev.limitedintelligence.com/avatar1.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on May 21, 2006, 03:42:30 pm
lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 22, 2006, 04:30:38 am
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b219/ngribble/Picture1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on May 26, 2006, 12:06:24 am
Da fuck is at?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 26, 2006, 07:03:13 am
Thats my fishing boat.

Really it is the New Jersy fireing it's nine 16" guns.
Notice the shockwave from the guns on the water?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 26, 2006, 09:06:56 am
Very long and very funny.

The Game Killers!
http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/gamekillers/series.jhtml
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 27, 2006, 09:38:45 pm
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2880/sanstitre8hq.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on May 28, 2006, 06:53:07 pm
wtf, this....wtf

1 min bf2 mockumentary

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5733044300866646599&q=the+pwned+life
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 31, 2006, 09:01:20 am
(http://i3.tinypic.com/wbfl1w.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 31, 2006, 10:48:15 pm
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f129/ikbenrichard/funnyfuckyou.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 01, 2006, 10:33:38 pm
(http://forum.pterodon.cz/images/avatars/9332323794477731b29bf5.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 04, 2006, 11:13:09 am
(http://www.slyck.com/newspics/hongkongbt.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2006, 05:29:30 am
One of the HradBa development team.

I think it is the leader.





(http://i5.tinypic.com/11m6ufq.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on June 10, 2006, 08:24:10 am
need hack to turn the "ac/dc" on  8)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 10, 2006, 09:42:43 am
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i106/AWA_Redneck/R19.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 10, 2006, 09:45:12 am
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j19/mc4trax/redneck6.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 13, 2006, 03:55:24 am
(http://www.adultcdmovies.com/product_images2/front53141.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 13, 2006, 06:45:31 am
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a301/whiteraven1488/00000.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 13, 2006, 06:46:47 am
(http://www.gifszone.com/content/icon/miscellaneous/miscellaneous_218.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 13, 2006, 06:48:13 am
(http://content26.bigoo.ws/content/gif/sex/sex_15.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 13, 2006, 10:28:42 pm
(http://forumz.tomshardware.com/hardware/modules/Forums/images/avatars/1738772007444597510b622.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 15, 2006, 08:53:21 am
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e114/hungherk/0d197818d660ad4ffc81c3d33e0ec2e9.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on June 19, 2006, 10:47:55 pm
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/369/a114hu.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on June 19, 2006, 10:48:50 pm
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/17/makelovenotwar1gd.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on June 19, 2006, 10:54:24 pm
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7591/185ex.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on June 19, 2006, 10:54:57 pm
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6145/712ua.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 19, 2006, 10:57:30 pm
LOL!
Your work Iceman?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on June 19, 2006, 10:58:32 pm
just found on the net, when you like i have more
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 25, 2006, 07:55:39 am
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert.
After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some
hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky. What you see?


The Lone Ranger looks up and replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute and then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially,
billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically
it's evident that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment and then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber'n
buffalo shit. Someone stole freakin' tent."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 28, 2006, 11:32:23 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/DimentedBeauty/santa3.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2006, 11:03:37 am
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i83/SEF_HuStL3R/computerslap.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2006, 11:12:38 am
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/media/pics/7.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2006, 11:15:39 am
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/media/pics/10.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2006, 11:24:08 am
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/1.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/2.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/3.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/4.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/5.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/6.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/8.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/9.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/10.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/11.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/12.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/13.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/14.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/15.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/16.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/17.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/18.jpg)

More to come....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2006, 11:46:13 am
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/19.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/20.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/21.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/22.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/23.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/24.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/25.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/26.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/27.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/28.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/30.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/29.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/31.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/32.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/33.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/34.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/35.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/36.jpg)

Still more to come........
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2006, 11:53:43 am
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/37.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/38.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/39.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/39.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/41.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/42.jpg)
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/44.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/45.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/46.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/47.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/48.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/49.jpg)

And now the end of the story is next....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2006, 11:55:35 am
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/50.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/51.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/end.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on July 01, 2006, 02:56:43 pm
(http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/4861/inade4lh.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on July 01, 2006, 02:58:17 pm
(http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/7103/talibanfunnystarwarspicture16v.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Crossmol on July 01, 2006, 11:28:10 pm
OMG, rofl  :o
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 02, 2006, 06:04:17 am
Purepwnage goes to NL!

http://files.ngohq.com/purepwnage/Pure_Pwnage_111.avi
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on July 02, 2006, 05:28:25 pm
NL for the win! :)
I love those episodes..
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on July 03, 2006, 09:51:00 pm
You want sick shit, tbh, its not sick just gross sexual perverted humour.

www.sickanimation.com

> Cartoons are the best

I recommend The Pup Show, its sick as hell :lol:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 06, 2006, 11:16:54 pm
Man or Monkey?

http://www.slick.com/dmd/dancemonkeysdance.htm
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 07, 2006, 03:40:46 am
(http://www.dotaportal.com/forums/uploads/av-11568.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 15, 2006, 03:31:44 am
Chad Vadar!
(in QT format)
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1755
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on July 15, 2006, 12:27:14 pm
The two hands from Mac Gyver

(http://www.medsyn.fr/perso/g.perrin/cyberdoc/radio/images/main2.gif)

(http://www.medsyn.fr/perso/g.perrin/cyberdoc/radio/images/mains.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on July 15, 2006, 05:17:31 pm
Isnt this just the best thread ever 8)

I love reading it all from the beginning.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 22, 2006, 06:12:39 am
Do you like your job?

http://www.oldeenglish.org/OldeEnglish.org_-_Mobsters.mov
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 22, 2006, 06:18:26 am
Strangers on a trian:

http://www.oldeenglish.org/OldeEnglish.org_-_Train_Spotting.mov
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 22, 2006, 06:20:26 am
No dwelling on the past...or...Hey,I think thats mine!

http://www.oldeenglish.org/OldeEnglish.org_-_No_Dwelling.mov
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 22, 2006, 08:04:01 pm
(http://www.mds123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunkbaby.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 27, 2006, 12:32:50 am
Dell laptop explodes into flaims:
http://forumz.tomshardware.com/hardware/Dude-Dell-freaking-blew-ftopict192887.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 04, 2006, 07:02:15 pm
(http://www.adultcdmovies.net/images/Product/medium/55892.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 05, 2006, 08:33:01 pm
BangBang/Bikers baby photo...
(http://www.mts.net/~kdmacd/jiddpjr.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]BangBang on August 07, 2006, 11:17:32 pm
Quote from: ZOldDude
BangBang/Bikers baby photo...
(http://www.mts.net/~kdmacd/jiddpjr.jpg)

dam im going to kill my mam for giving u that  :read
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 08, 2006, 05:21:32 am
We all looked so sweet @ two years old.

At least Mom/Mum did not show your ass like the photos of the rest of us!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on August 14, 2006, 05:35:53 am
(http://www.bushwatch.com/wizpo2.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on August 18, 2006, 01:05:44 pm
I see on the net today.....
TKC wine lol (real picture)

(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6427/tkcbottlesuj8.th.jpg) (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tkcbottlesuj8.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on August 22, 2006, 02:04:11 pm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2147741716193676512
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 22, 2006, 03:53:40 pm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2147741716193676512

That short dude is a tuff customer.

Think what if he was 6' 4"!!!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 23, 2006, 05:14:58 am
(http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2005-11/1597_image00777777.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on August 23, 2006, 05:26:08 am
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll nice Z very fun :)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 23, 2006, 06:42:27 am
(http://www.genesbmx.com/trolls.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 23, 2006, 06:47:54 am
I found Fate's photo on the net:





















(http://img.groundspeak.com/cache/24321_200.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 25, 2006, 01:19:13 pm
(http://panzer.gamedeception.net/warp_factor_fu.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on August 26, 2006, 12:00:23 am
Smoke one than look this, :)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on August 26, 2006, 12:05:12 am
lol funny cat :)


mode=related&search=
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: n00bly on August 26, 2006, 01:05:15 am
(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4606/1beeb5ad2f8a01bbca14af072e11py6.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

 The real ring is where???
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 26, 2006, 05:12:51 am
(http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2005-11-11/Family%20Guy%20Total%20Idiot%20T-Shirt.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 26, 2006, 05:13:42 am
(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2361/fanboyhb4.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: LazyPig on August 28, 2006, 07:21:23 am
Found somebody's TKC member card... If it's yours, pm me so I can send it back :D

(http://www.oitabank.co.jp/houjin/shohin_b/tkc.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: LazyPig on August 28, 2006, 08:08:33 am
A book, a magazine and even a cd. Some great TKC products :D

(http://www.teamkaratecenters.com/book/fariborz_book.gif)  (http://www.okinawa-bank.co.jp/houjin/kariru/tkc/image/tkczu5.gif)

(http://www.pascalmore.de/images/TKC-singt-BC-S-m2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Crossmol on August 29, 2006, 09:34:50 pm
Found somebody's TKC member card... If it's yours, pm me so I can send it back :D

(http://www.oitabank.co.jp/houjin/shohin_b/tkc.jpg)

He's probably German, rofl  8)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on August 30, 2006, 04:32:53 am
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1609/11ui8.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Crossmol on August 30, 2006, 07:54:31 pm
Your the best, thank you buddy!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 04, 2006, 12:58:14 pm
 :? :shock: :lol:
http://www.respect-porno.org/respect-porno.htm
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on September 05, 2006, 12:03:07 am
:? :shock: :lol:
http://www.respect-porno.org/respect-porno.htm

I really wonder what you are looking for on the Internet.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 05, 2006, 12:07:47 am
Everything.
Knowlage is power!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on September 07, 2006, 05:54:51 pm
'Lo all.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on September 18, 2006, 03:54:33 am
Fast reload without hack  :shock:

http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-6047584224871136293
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Crossmol on September 18, 2006, 02:54:57 pm
Damn, that guy is fast :)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: g-spot on September 21, 2006, 12:20:19 pm
Yes lol, I've seen that one before!

He won't beat Crossmole's 0.01 reload though ;)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 28, 2006, 12:10:51 am
(http://home.no.net/wilzoo/bananas0mnfm4.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Snake on September 28, 2006, 03:32:22 am
(http://home.no.net/wilzoo/bananas0mnfm4.gif)

Damn Z, thats bad.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on September 28, 2006, 05:38:56 am
(http://home.no.net/wilzoo/bananas0mnfm4.gif)


Lolllllllllllllllllllll F*** that's good , i will sure use it for avatar in a new account at coj forum :)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on September 28, 2006, 05:40:50 am
Sword vs. Gun

http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=1581853915060017597
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 10, 2006, 10:37:17 am
http://hamsterdance.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 13, 2006, 05:32:52 am
(http://www.alaide.com/img/wp/00097/p_000839.jpg)
Some say that Earth could soon be powered by a processor from AMD codenamed the K8L. With performance rivalling that of our Solar system, AMD have been able to increase the performance of each component that makes up there K8 by 20% which by the logic of some of the world's most intuitive Mathematical genius' (BaronMatrix) pins the K8L's performance to be around 903949278273629204033984827472424% faster then there current K8 (don't how I came up with this answer all you need to concern yourself with is the answer itself...I'm giving you the answer.. so you better believe me or you hate AMD).

Now while AMD is powering the Earth gravitational field... Intel will be left powering cats, that's right Intel will only be used to power cats. Want proof?
(http://www.gadgeeks.com/wp-content/files/cybercat.jpg)
See how Intel sucks!

Now taking things a step further AMD will be releasing during the 1H2007 @ 10PM EST a processor containing 6,400 cores therefore bankrupting Intel.

Intel made a mistake releasing the Core2 and because of it they will go bankrupt (yes it's logical you're just not intelligent enough to see why Core 2 will bankrupt Intel but I do because I'm Superman).
(http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2001-tim/me-superman.jpg)
It's important to stress that Intel is Evil and AMD is Good, if you believe otherwise you hate America, babies and you like to burn kittens with a hot iron!! You BASTARDS!
If you like AMD please join me in making false, speculatory (yes it's a word because I say so) claims with no basis, foothold or factual evidence to back them up. We AMD fanboys are boycotting reality because right now with Core 2.. reality has a well known Intel bias.

EDIT: This is the Earth Gravitational Field powered by Intel.. see how it sucks. No gravity.
(http://internalmonoblog.typepad.com/internalmonoblog_the_webl/images/me_superman.JPG)

 
   
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2006, 07:50:14 am
"I'm My Own Grandpa"
 (http://www.ziplo.com/pawj.gif)
(http://www.ziplo.com/blonde.gif)
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
it sounds funny I know  but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her, and soon they  too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my  life,
now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course,
was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
it sounds funny I know  but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2006, 09:09:57 am
Surfing U.S.S.R.
http://www.cmt.com/artists/az/stevens_ray/artist.jhtml#
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on October 19, 2006, 06:58:55 am
Meteor Crash

http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=4653448813733199771&q=crash+2006
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 24, 2006, 08:38:04 am
Now this is great for dealing with telemarketers!
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 27, 2006, 10:21:14 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/gunnanator/wHEELCHAIR.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 29, 2006, 12:36:30 am
(http://www.vvakt.se/files/pics/sam2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 01:55:09 am
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/joe-pesci-rap-video.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 02:31:30 am
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
THREE YEARS AGO, YOU SAID TO GO TO HAWAII. I WENT TO HAWAII AND EARLENE GOT PREGNANT.
THEN TWO YEARS AGO, YOU TOLD ME TO GO TO THE BAHAMAS, AND EARLENE GOT PREGNANT AGAIN.
LAST YEAR, YOU SUGGESTED TAHITI AND DARNED IF SHE DIDN'T GET PREGNANT AGAIN!"

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "THIS YEAR SHE'S GOIN' WITH ME!!"

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 02:40:06 am
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill?

We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

"Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

We're not interested.

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said

"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal?

We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,

"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery?

We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said,

"How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 02:45:23 am
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 04:15:43 am
AH-SO Suace:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/ahsosauce.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 05:29:24 am
Horny as a...rabbit?!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/herekittykitty.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 05:30:20 am
Cats ARE the devils pet after all.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/evilcat.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 09:22:16 am
Funny!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=834376016032675439&hl=en
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2006, 09:49:04 am
What a job...
http://www.upyourvideo.net/play/1897380558206459481.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on October 30, 2006, 09:58:33 pm
Neh kittys are cute and SHAVEN LOL (http://www.exitplayers.com/images/shaved%20cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 31, 2006, 02:06:31 am
Neh kittys are cute and SHAVEN LOL (http://www.exitplayers.com/images/shaved%20cat.jpg)

Looks like cats at a Vietnam food market!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 02, 2006, 12:20:52 am
How do u know  :P
Ate one yourself? :shock:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 02, 2006, 01:39:49 am
How do u know  :P
Ate one yourself? :shock:

It's not chicken,
it's not pork,
it's a Siamese on your fork.

"Cat. The other white meat"

In fact dog is allot more commen than cats,but if it moves and does not poision you it is sold as protein there.

If you really want to see strange things on a menu go visit Hong Kong.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 02, 2006, 05:12:33 pm
my dad ate snails and stuff on his work trips and stuff with his work. 0o
he gotta do that, els he wont give a good inpression. u know what i mean.

i might only do that for like, $500+ or some hehe.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 02, 2006, 10:09:01 pm
Well the common garden snail here in the US was brought here from China as food....and then kind of took over as a pest!

When raised for food and feed spinach and the like for 2 weeks they do taste like chicken when cooked.

Oh...they have no bones!

When served as meat mixed in a stir fry dish you would never know if they did not tell you.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2006, 09:44:13 am
(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/ap/20007807-bae5-4b45-ac82-a3f3bfe5717b.hlarge.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2006, 09:53:56 am
(http://cagle.com/news/JohnKerryJoke/images/marlette.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2006, 09:59:46 am
(http://cagle.com/news/JohnKerryJoke/images/ramirez.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2006, 09:56:44 pm
(http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=179;type=avatar)

Subsky avatar.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Anothercheater on November 03, 2006, 09:58:35 pm
Quote from: hoax-ravenheckler
What an intressting study, even I could have thought of that!

LOL! :wink:

plz explain im to lazy to think about it/no time  :D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 04, 2006, 02:31:50 pm
(http://www.willieboats.com/Bin%20Ladin%20Images/fat%20cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 04, 2006, 05:29:06 pm
Chappelle doing R kelly - Piss on you
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on November 05, 2006, 01:52:35 pm
(http://www.onlinepictures.de/2/uploads/5a88c2281b8f50093755a5f5efde3396eeefgif.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 06, 2006, 10:01:19 am
How the West was won.
Err....more like how the West was NOT won!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3266880594675148670&q=wild+west&hl=en
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 08, 2006, 08:43:04 pm
"I don't drive by,I just drop by,cuase I'm a Wise Guy."
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/joe-pesci-rap-video.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 08, 2006, 09:00:53 pm
Women fires Browning MG:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/cheneygun.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 08, 2006, 09:07:42 pm
Eh....is this the new date show?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/masturdate.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2006, 01:57:28 am
The last real Cowboys:
CLICK HERE TO VIEW! (http://shockwindows.edgestreams.net/wm.atomshockwave-secure_!/full/last_real_cowboys_wmp_300.asf?auth=caEbBcAdOcxdpbBb2b5bsdjcXducCbxcxa5-bfvKEY-cOW-QEDyBsAoyGqFr1ukC&aifp=123&span=10800)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2006, 12:40:27 pm
The last real Cowboys:
CLICK HERE TO VIEW! (http://shockwindows.edgestreams.net/wm.atomshockwave-secure_!/full/last_real_cowboys_wmp_300.asf?auth=caEbBcAdOcxdpbBb2b5bsdjcXducCbxcxa5-bfvKEY-cOW-QEDyBsAoyGqFr1ukC&aifp=123&span=10800)



If the link(s) do not work then use this one:
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/atom_1073
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 12, 2006, 02:27:06 pm
Eh....is this the new date show?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/masturdate.html

ROFL at that movie, everyone shut watch it.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 14, 2006, 03:27:59 am
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4109/mcdonaldsmommydaddy4ju.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 14, 2006, 06:27:51 pm
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4109/mcdonaldsmommydaddy4ju.jpg)
That pic remembers me at the E.T (say it as ''it'') Movie, with an clown that kills ppl and stuff :D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 17, 2006, 03:29:44 am
The latest in game machines...The PainStation2!
http://www.khm.de/~morawe/painstation/ps_movie_hi.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 18, 2006, 10:01:16 am
Midgit fight!
eurl=
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 29, 2006, 11:18:15 am
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/waldenor/avatar3nl.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 30, 2006, 10:36:00 pm
LOL (http://forum.rige.net/images/smilies/lmao.gif) Worst burglar ever.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 30, 2006, 10:47:21 pm
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2838/nov21gal12hy8.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 30, 2006, 10:48:31 pm
(http://forum.rige.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9223&d=1164851148)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 30, 2006, 10:50:05 pm
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/xzanox/66D6519E-510A-411F-A5FE-3E6FCADF528.jpg)
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/xzanox/comicdog1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 30, 2006, 10:53:14 pm
(http://forum.rige.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9190&d=1162500573)
(http://forum.rige.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9203&d=1163370896)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 30, 2006, 10:54:33 pm
Next episode on LOST:

(http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/1484/lazybeachdaysgq9.jpg)



(http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/voices.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 30, 2006, 10:57:05 pm
better think twice to step on this land:

(http://forum.rige.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9160&d=1159211397)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 01, 2006, 11:10:48 am
CLOWNS!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=124070009407657080&q=metalocalypse+dethclown
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 01, 2006, 11:14:10 am
More CLOWNS!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7713200427806814786&q=metalocalypse+dethclown
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on December 01, 2006, 06:09:03 pm
CLOWNS!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=124070009407657080&q=metalocalypse+dethclown

Omfg hilarious!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 03, 2006, 01:05:16 am
Pre-school politics:
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 03, 2006, 01:07:03 am
My Mom said I could!
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 03, 2006, 09:36:45 am
A young BLONDE woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water, when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you, and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her t hree sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained...

"I get food and a trip to Europe , and he's screwing me."








"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] ~<{LTC}>~ on December 04, 2006, 07:32:40 pm
(http://img26.exs.cx/img26/3343/stfu6he.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] ~<{LTC}>~ on December 04, 2006, 08:01:02 pm
mode=related&search=      chapelle  vice city  omg:p
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 02:26:14 am
The Internet:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 04:21:42 am
Monsters!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on December 05, 2006, 05:14:37 am
Monsters!
lmfao
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 06:07:41 am
Dance!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 06:26:19 am
How life is at 18,24 and above 30:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 06:49:23 am
Apple commercial:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 07:08:35 am
Trading wifes...how real tv should be:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 07:11:26 am
Use "LOL" to often and you will own cats!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 07:21:53 am
A few years ago a man shot the Pope.
What if:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 07:33:23 am
Two suicide bombers walk into a bar and...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2006, 08:12:02 am
All men really need to watch this guide to survival of PMS!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on December 05, 2006, 05:09:41 pm
Great all those youtube movies.
But i got this problem..
Youtube seems to load in about 3 - 6 minutes, and GoogleVideo loads rightaway when i opened the browser link.

- It doesnt matter with my brouwser, i tested it.

________________________
Edit--

lol. i turned off Kasperski and poof, loaded in 1 sec. ^^
Ffs, i dont wanna turn it off every time i want to watch something on yourtube...
Anyone has an idea how to disable the thing that it is prolly scanning it before it plays?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2006, 07:33:33 am
A new USB device:
eurl=
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2006, 02:37:51 pm
We had warmth in the winter in the summer cool shade.
In the land of the free and the home of the brave.
From where I sit now it's a long way back.
Since the day we arrived we've been under attack.

TKC's got me on loan,
gonna give my best to the folks back home.
It's who I am and where I'm from.
In a blaze of glory gonna do what it takes
if I have to die fightin' for TKC's sake.
Cause Mother Freedom said it needs to be done
and don't you know I'm her native son!

Z(orro)  :icon_zorro
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 17, 2006, 08:10:49 am
Santa visits a Mobsters house!
You'd think Santa Claus would know better than to enter the home of a mafia crime boss. Can Mr. Kringle clear up the confusion, or will he end up sleeping with the fishes?

http://www.atomfilms.com/film/family_xmas.jsp?mid=53544223
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 17, 2006, 08:41:44 am
Shotgun Beer:
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/shotgun.jsp?channelKeyword=channel_dark_comedy
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 18, 2006, 12:03:58 am
(http://i1.tinypic.com/oa5i6o.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 21, 2006, 06:22:23 am
Santa is nothing but an illegal and undocumented worker who runs a factory using unpaid workers in sweatshop conditions.








Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 21, 2006, 06:52:21 am
History of unlawful immigration:
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 25, 2006, 10:03:19 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Phantoma/Sadampedal2.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 27, 2006, 09:24:26 am
(http://premium1.uploadit.org/soundx98//DanDrinkinBud-Lite.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 29, 2006, 04:16:50 am
I posted this and the words to it befor (use forum SEARCH) but it is so damn funny.
Hitler raps!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:248327
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 29, 2006, 04:18:19 am
A school kids letter..."Dear Black People":
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1636430/context/tag:wkuk
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 29, 2006, 04:29:45 am
Supersize Me! (with Whiskey!)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1599380/context/tag:wkuk
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on January 01, 2007, 01:15:52 am
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn i remember when we started this thread...like..over a year ago now! lol it was in like....about the end of november i think.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 12, 2007, 02:57:34 am
Little Timmy gets his wish...with help from Jesus!
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/timmys_wish.jsp?channelKeyword=channel_horror_shorts
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2007, 11:08:12 am
I saw this on the SCA forum....really cool:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 17, 2007, 01:22:06 pm
That is really cool, makes me want to try.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 19, 2007, 02:09:09 pm
Kaos @ SCA sent me a link to the "other song" that would have been on their main page. You guys should all visit them they are alont of fun!
http://www.scassassins.com/K@O$/Music%20for%20Web/Bananas%20in%20Pajamas%20Theme%20Song.mp3
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 19, 2007, 02:18:57 pm
Also the Big Mac Rap:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: TEAMKILLER on January 26, 2007, 06:36:53 pm
here are some favorite shorts...I am sure they are old...but still funny
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=904222174

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=934316730

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1320871892
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 01, 2007, 09:41:44 am
(http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/takecare.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: TEAMKILLER on February 03, 2007, 08:25:49 pm
lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 04, 2007, 10:16:30 pm
Slingshots ftw.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 05, 2007, 04:34:16 am
Slingshots ftw.

Man that looks like FUN!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 05, 2007, 01:03:47 pm
Slingshots ftw.

Man that looks like FUN!

This boy has a lot less fun.
mode=related&search=
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 05, 2007, 01:10:30 pm
One of my faforite dutch commercials.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: TEAMKILLER on February 06, 2007, 01:32:58 am
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 06, 2007, 06:58:31 pm
1 for shure.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: TEAMKILLER on February 07, 2007, 04:39:46 am
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Correct Answer is "Lets go ride bikes"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on February 07, 2007, 08:30:24 am
lets go play video games
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 09, 2007, 01:41:22 am
Girl cheats on guy so he screws her mother!
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4018/Breakup_Revenge.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 09, 2007, 02:27:46 am
The TRUTH about the internet help desk:
http://www.eng.biu.ac.il/~noytza/helpdesk.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on February 09, 2007, 02:02:11 pm
The TRUTH about the internet help desk:
http://www.eng.biu.ac.il/~noytza/helpdesk.html
LMAO that's soo true! I worked on one!!!
Although the guy never logged the calls.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2007, 03:28:59 am
(http://www.diy-street.com/forum/image.php?u=3454&dateline=1118096910)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on February 11, 2007, 04:04:49 am
(http://www.diy-street.com/forum/image.php?u=3454&dateline=1118096910)

What happened to that guy btw?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2007, 05:37:16 am
(http://www.diy-street.com/forum/image.php?u=3454&dateline=1118096910)

What happened to that guy btw?

I really don't know.
When I have time I will research "Bagdad Bob" as some people called him.

He might be working for Microsoft in the Vista PR Department for all I know. :lol:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2007, 09:14:01 am
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Iraqi Minister of Information

"Bagdad Bob"


http://www.davidstuff.com/bagdadbob.mpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2007, 09:20:34 am
All jokes aside he seems to be alive and still in Iraq with a new job teaching english.

This story was on MSNBC on October 13,2006
http://onthescene.msnbc.com/baghdad/2006/10/baghdad_bob_wri.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2007, 01:06:32 am
Dad shows son how to pick up girls:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2007, 06:08:50 am
Hotel wakeup call:
http://www.iystv.com/5406_My_Husband__The_A_Hole/media/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on February 15, 2007, 02:36:44 am
I knew there was something fishy about that fella:

watch_response
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2007, 03:08:17 am
I knew there was something fishy about that fella:

watch_response

Rofl!
One thing to really fear IRL is the woman shown seated.....Hillery Clinton. What ever else happens in this world we all live in you DO NOT want her to have control of the US Atom Bombs.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2007, 03:29:13 am
People are already making videos about vista.

This one says it all in one word..."shit".
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2007, 03:31:30 am
The correct way to install Vista:
http://www.yikers.com/video_12_hour_windows_vista_failure.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 15, 2007, 09:53:25 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/mariosplat.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2007, 10:27:04 pm
Most people talk about God's son...Jesus....but how about his other son Wesly?
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 15, 2007, 10:41:01 pm
Most people talk about God's son...Jesus....but how about his other son Wesly?
NR

OMD!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2007, 10:57:29 pm
Some people are smarter than others....this guy is trailerpark-smart:
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 15, 2007, 11:17:51 pm
Some people are smarter than others....this guy is trailerpark-smart:
NR

Lol i love ''trailerpark boys ''
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 15, 2007, 11:41:35 pm
The correct way to install Vista:
http://www.yikers.com/video_12_hour_windows_vista_failure.html


Lol microsoft claims it didnt works cus it was noisy.
Look what the host says XD
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 16, 2007, 06:34:18 am
From Stanford University in sunny California it is ....Penis Dialogues!

Quote
Since puberty, robotics grad student Sam has heard his Penis dispense wisdom on everything from women...to women. Now Sam wants to finish his final robot project, but Penis wants him to put the moves on Nicole. Can man and best friend compromise? If your penis could talk, would you let it?

Running time 12:20
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2445020?loomia_si=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: TEAMKILLER on February 17, 2007, 04:15:26 am
http://movies.apple.com/movies/us/apple/getamac/apple-getamac-security_480x376.mov
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2007, 09:55:56 am
Gun control?
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on February 27, 2007, 02:58:59 pm
http://aglobalit.com/media/mediafile/TheHitCallCrimeScene.mp3
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: TEAMKILLER on March 01, 2007, 04:43:21 am
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 06, 2007, 08:36:38 pm
Roflmfaol
watch_response
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on March 09, 2007, 02:07:10 am
Vista install in 2 minutes  :icon_thumbsup

mode=related&search=
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 09, 2007, 07:29:45 am
Vista install in 2 minutes  :icon_thumbsup

mode=related&search=

Same movie in post #22 in this thread:
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=5736.15

By they way that guy runs a weekly show on computers and the system he says was not "compatible" was an all new top-of-line DELL that was said to be 100% Vista compatible!

People who don't know better and think that Vista is the newest so it MUST be better...must have never used or forgot about Windows ME....lol!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on March 09, 2007, 11:38:51 pm
:D

Dynamite surfing  :icon_thumbsup

http://www.shavehead.to/news/link.php?id=20100
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 14, 2007, 01:10:43 am
How to take a shower:Women vrs Men
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 17, 2007, 06:47:17 am
Black Cat Whiskey..........
mode=related&search=
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on March 17, 2007, 03:07:03 pm
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/WATTN.shtml
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 17, 2007, 07:29:14 pm
Must see  :icon_cool2  :icon_laugh

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on March 18, 2007, 08:49:00 pm
Must see  :icon_cool2  :icon_laugh


i know that guy
thats dj keltech  :icon_biggrin2
i'm too dj  :smile
but not scratching one :lol:


i like this one:

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on March 20, 2007, 07:32:18 pm
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w16/TKC_Lasher/headshot.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on March 21, 2007, 11:58:47 pm

 :icon_laugh :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]ViruS on March 22, 2007, 11:00:02 pm
Loool I searched funny video :icon_laugh


look on it...

Viru$
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on March 22, 2007, 11:11:07 pm
lol,
he's 100% game addicted  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]ViruS on March 22, 2007, 11:14:13 pm
lol,
he's 100% game addicted  :icon_laugh
Sure He is very crazy  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on March 22, 2007, 11:16:48 pm
i found too a really 100% funny movie :icon_laugh :icon_laugh


^^ enjoy :icon_laugh

b00n
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]King-M2o on March 23, 2007, 12:48:20 am
WTF??  Chamillionaire-2 ???
HeHe All Have Nice Moviez here :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 26, 2007, 01:04:45 pm
Revenge of the AI:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2007, 02:24:54 am
Pizza!
http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/pizza-delivery
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2007, 03:00:45 am
?Awww, maybe I will get laid tonight. ?Or fall in love, whatever.?
http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/the-first-date
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2007, 03:51:28 am
Quote
What about your wives?Fuck em
What about your children?Fuck em
STRIP CLUBS?SHIT HES RIGHT WE GOTTA GO BACK
No dont listen to him we?ll build our own strip club!!

Why dont you ask the monster to be in your strip club?
Hey actually thats not a bad idea

http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/astronauts
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2007, 04:08:09 am
Quote
?Then where do angels live??
?In a fuck-stain Vegas Motel room with Santa Claus and the Easter Rabbit!?

?Let?s go dig that f*cker up.?

?I?ll get the shovels.?


http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/report-card
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2007, 11:16:18 am
"Creation Science 101"
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2007, 11:25:33 am
SNL's Dick In a Box:
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My Box in a Box-SNL Timberlake Video:
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 31, 2007, 09:45:57 pm
Asian wemon...
http://www.sevenohfive.com/movies/vc_roman.php
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on April 01, 2007, 01:44:02 am
negs urban sport big rodeo


:lol:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on April 01, 2007, 02:02:04 am
negs urban sport rodeo 2

:lol:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]ViruS on April 02, 2007, 06:18:14 pm
 :icon_laugh
mode=related&search
 :icon_laugh
Virus
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]King-M2o on April 02, 2007, 07:47:36 pm
LoL
here a Football Video  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2007, 01:41:11 am
(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic159.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2007, 01:45:25 am
(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic163.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2007, 01:58:25 am
(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic165.jpg)

(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic166.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2007, 02:25:53 am
(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic180.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2007, 07:07:23 am
(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic185.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Marecek on April 10, 2007, 12:39:55 pm
hahaha
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 11, 2007, 01:58:48 am
Southpark meets WOW  :D

http://erik.range-it.de/2006/10/06/south-park-world-of-warcraft/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on April 11, 2007, 02:38:20 am
Southpark meets WOW  :D

http://erik.range-it.de/2006/10/06/south-park-world-of-warcraft/
LMFAO
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] ~<{LTC}>~ on April 11, 2007, 12:42:56 pm
i was looking for a good link to southpark meets wow for ages  :icon_o_o
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2007, 01:18:25 pm
All I can says is....UBER!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on April 11, 2007, 05:05:25 pm
I hear that actual WoW fans helped write the script for that episode
that fat guys red gaming rig is a real one too
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC] ~<{LTC}>~ on April 11, 2007, 08:36:20 pm
just take it here:
how,,how do you hand somting from one player to another  :icon_laugh :icon_laugh :icon_laugh :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 13, 2007, 05:17:15 am
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t199/SirHeck1/flame.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 16, 2007, 11:40:32 pm
(http://i12.tinypic.com/4h24e94.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 18, 2007, 12:11:35 am
AK47 Assault Rifles being sold on Shopping Channel!
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on April 20, 2007, 05:50:17 pm
Meet justin ****EDITED**** if incase you didnt know. He's slightly...SLIGHTLY insane. There are roughly 7 people shooting, thats closer to about 1400 paintballs. At once

(EDITED: Just put a http link....no scripting code here please.)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2007, 08:46:22 am
Funny skit....
http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=c95ea2c0343a2395834d&page=&viewtype=&category=
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2007, 08:58:08 am
Will Ferrell stars in The Landloard!  :icon_thumbsup

http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2007, 03:41:27 am
South park...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2007, 08:20:42 pm
AU gamers forum sig...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l71/illusion005/HAHASHEEPY.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2007, 10:19:05 pm
The Ghetto Safari
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1939827889
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2007, 10:31:08 pm
Ghetto Safari part 1of 2
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=574418915

Ghetto Safari part 2 of 2
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=576018369
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 27, 2007, 09:26:02 pm
Remember the 6 Million $ Man? Well this is the FINGER...
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 27, 2007, 11:55:59 pm
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w65/babaghan/0559-badluck.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on April 28, 2007, 12:08:40 pm
owned.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 28, 2007, 06:10:51 pm
owned.

For real.
Take THAT Doughboy bitch!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]King-M2o on April 28, 2007, 06:45:57 pm
Wahahaha  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 09, 2007, 12:12:39 pm
The fist McDonnalds TV comercial:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4258

A more bleak look at SNL's "Dick in a Box" :
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4250

The detonation of 100 tons of dynamite which brings about a killer shockwave:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4237

Family Guy: Compilation of Star Wars references:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4234

Ungodly beer pong (don't bet beers with this guy!) :
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4225

golf pros:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4214
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 09, 2007, 12:13:27 pm
Eggs!
http://bytecaster.com/contests/1/entry.aspx?id=473
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]ViruS on May 09, 2007, 04:25:05 pm
The fist McDonnalds TV comercial:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4258

A more bleak look at SNL's "Dick in a Box" :
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4250

The detonation of 100 tons of dynamite which brings about a killer shockwave:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4237

Family Guy: Compilation of Star Wars references:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4234

Ungodly beer pong (don't bet beers with this guy!) :
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4225

golf pros:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4214

:icon_laugh :icon_laugh < R O F L > all videos is very- :icon_laugh (example GOLF)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 09, 2007, 09:49:45 pm
Terminator vs Renault:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1mxtb_terminator-vs-clio-3

Terminator vs. Robocop:
 http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4140


Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 09, 2007, 11:50:33 pm
Masturbation speach:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1236093261137984923
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 26, 2007, 10:49:21 pm
Spiderman!
NR=1
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 26, 2007, 10:52:35 pm
Spiderman suit...
NR=1
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 26, 2007, 11:22:50 pm
Wow...theses guys are good!
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 26, 2007, 11:27:42 pm
Jackass...
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 05:08:17 am
Remember that 4 out of 5 Doctors recommend (insert product)...
What happened to the 5th Doctor?
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=bd0c393da094e1967a72&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 05:22:13 am
Fess up...
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=4e5dd392d8678bc64cda&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 05:28:10 am
How do you make it through a hard day at work (or school)....by looking forward to HAPPY HOUR!
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=d7fcf5a4421229c946c0&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 05:33:34 am
Lunch at the office...
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=ea27fa49e2303ef2e001&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 05:47:58 am
Happy Birthday!
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=ceca1bb350bfe145467c&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 06:00:24 am
How do you spell relief?
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=28e61124e13181db7774&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 06:03:42 am
A small UK kid runs away from home...
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=2de44a7cc260b4239d4f&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 07:01:28 am
This one is the best....the phone company!!
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=2e055801da3b4f58e28b&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2007, 08:32:14 am
Nudism...
http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/05/23/nudism-in-the-modern-world-a-special-report/
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 04, 2007, 11:53:26 pm
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comichalloween2.png)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on June 05, 2007, 01:30:31 am
lol @ z, that picture pwns.
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 01:14:35 am
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/ParisInPrison/images2/priggee.gif)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 01:35:33 am
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/ParisInPrison/images/ramsey.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 01:38:59 am
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/ParisInPrison/images/walthandelsman.gif)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 01:54:30 am
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/AnnaNicoleBaby/images/billday.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 01:55:38 am
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/AnnaNicoleBaby/images/ramirez.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 02:09:59 am
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/TerroristConfession/images/deering.gif)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 02:15:42 am
(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/Hillary2008/images/bish.gif)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 02:40:23 am
Integrationist

May take 1 min to load cartoon movie:
http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/FishMovies/4.asp
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 02:42:22 am
My Wife and my Best Friend
http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/FishMovies/main.asp
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on June 11, 2007, 11:21:09 am
great pics Z
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2007, 01:29:35 pm
Thanks.
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Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on June 19, 2007, 05:46:45 pm
Oldschool cheat detector  :icon_teehee

(http://pros.orange.fr/p.g.elec/001.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 23, 2007, 09:36:19 am
MIMZY
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Post by: Frank P. on June 24, 2007, 10:34:48 am
YZMIM
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Post by: [TKC]phranz on June 24, 2007, 05:20:45 pm
(http://i11.tinypic.com/67d8xf9.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 26, 2007, 02:24:20 am
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/EasyPrey/DontFeedTheTroll.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 27, 2007, 03:14:21 am
Hug a (TKC) hater:
eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fprofile%3Fuser%3DTKCwesker
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Post by: M. O. on June 28, 2007, 05:16:49 am
Lol havent read this one for a while. Great pics and vids.  :icon_laugh
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2007, 02:41:14 am
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/706/TKCVSHP.png)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 01, 2007, 03:03:51 am
lol
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2007, 08:17:34 am
(http://i19.tinypic.com/4lrtzpz.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2007, 08:52:39 am
You have to see the end of this one...
NR=1
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Post by: [TKC]Lasher on July 02, 2007, 11:56:41 pm
This thing will steal your soul! (http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Devin C.)
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 03, 2007, 07:38:28 am
Cow-Fu
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 05, 2007, 08:41:59 pm
(http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/emobulblrg.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 06, 2007, 02:49:32 am
LOL, looks like a "toy" that they found and made that poster.
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 07, 2007, 05:36:34 am
(http://www.diy-street.com/forum/image.php?u=28441&dateline=1177024788)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 07, 2007, 08:05:26 am
can i be the first one to say wtf...

Lol, we should teach kids to do this, ill add it in my list of Henry's theory of natural selection.
along with no required seatbelt laws, and no helmet laws.
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 07, 2007, 09:35:33 am
Clearly that's a snapshot of Bullwinkle's even dumber cousin.
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 08, 2007, 12:59:47 am
Clearly that's a snapshot of Bullwinkle's even dumber cousin.
or its the picture im going to slap on the front of my natural theories book lol.
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 09, 2007, 05:29:55 am
http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lordofthedonutringpi1.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lordofthedonutringpi1.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC] IC3M@N on July 09, 2007, 03:59:41 pm
 :icon_devil " 2 Hot Dogs "  :icon_devil

(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6775/407ug3.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 09, 2007, 04:49:37 pm
3000th post
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 18, 2007, 07:40:59 am
lol fuck that truth whadafxup guy
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 08, 2007, 06:13:02 pm
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/rsun.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 09, 2007, 07:14:59 am
Drugs are harder to get than cheats:
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 09, 2007, 07:46:10 am
Man Bites God's Annoying Song:
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 09, 2007, 08:18:55 am
Spiders On Drugs:
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 09, 2007, 10:51:44 pm
(http://www.libertybelles.org/images2/misc/rattattat02.JPG)
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 09, 2007, 11:44:47 pm
mad tv - queer eye for the straight guy:
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 09, 2007, 11:56:33 pm
Substitute teacher:
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 10, 2007, 12:08:25 am
Steve Jobs and the Apple I-rack:
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Post by: [TKC]Wesker on August 10, 2007, 12:29:35 am
Attention Doberman owners: are you tired of people looking at your "dangerous killer" dog in fear? Well, why not disguise your doberman as a poodle with this costume?
(http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/poodle-costume-doberman.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]phranz on August 10, 2007, 06:03:18 pm
Attention Doberman owners: are you tired of people looking at your "dangerous killer" dog in fear? Well, why not disguise your doberman as a poodle with this costume?
(http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/poodle-costume-doberman.jpg)


LOL!!

I need such a poodle costume!! :D
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 12, 2007, 02:25:05 am
Quote
TKC Liberating Games since 2003!
(http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_2660.gif)
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 16, 2007, 05:21:47 am
Spoof trailer for Bourne Ultimatum:
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on August 16, 2007, 06:57:13 am
Spoff
Im sorry, the word we were looking for was spoof  :icon_thumbsup
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 16, 2007, 10:10:19 am
I need new eyeglass...thanks I corrected the typo.

Found a band called Teamkiller!
"The Official TeamKiller Myspace - Jihad Is Our Way"
http://www.myspace.com/teamkilleruk
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7084/tkstrobehy7.gif)
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 16, 2007, 10:36:47 am
In My Country There Is Problem:
NR=1
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 16, 2007, 12:21:16 pm
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/jesus_cat.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/noborritos07.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/cocaine.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/jailbait.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/internet-soldier.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/santadead.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/carforsalead(1).jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pics/holes.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/cat_in_the_strippetr.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/dumbfuckers.jpg)

(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/ghettolunch.jpg)



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Post by: ZOldDude on August 18, 2007, 08:33:51 am
Trevor talks to children:
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 18, 2007, 08:56:05 am
TKC hunting trip:
NR=1
TKC's other hunting trip:
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TKC on TV...topic,Gun Control:
NR=1
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 18, 2007, 09:48:27 am
The Robbery:
NR=1
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 21, 2007, 08:11:42 am
(http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/1284/kbeer0001ge4.jpg)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/aagh.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/the-break-up.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/bike.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/unless-theyre-being-used-to-stab-you-with.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/pikachu.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/octopussex.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest5/guest-djarchngl.jpg)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/canyon.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest5/guest-Joran.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on August 21, 2007, 08:45:18 am
i liked the wheel chair one and the break up one.
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 21, 2007, 09:28:14 am
Yeah some of the stuff I find is good.
Look what I just ran into:

From the actual iTunes End User License Agreement.
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/eula.gif)
If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists. Ditch this bullshit.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 21, 2007, 10:04:14 am
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/nowomen.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/sinned.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicasked.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/rewrites/2_cement.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/jesus-does-his-taxes.png)
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Post by: AngelsLove on August 21, 2007, 07:00:22 pm
(http://pix.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/bildstrecke/479/112367/image_fmbg_0_40-1184839405.jpg)

(megaflicks)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on August 21, 2007, 08:58:26 pm
LOL
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Post by: [TKC]Wesker on September 04, 2007, 03:59:35 pm
One crazy preacher!
It gets funny by the end.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Shutyoass228rn.gif)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on September 05, 2007, 01:07:44 am
what a fucktard
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 07, 2007, 10:36:08 pm
Offical game forums are filled with anti-cheaters bitching about TKC...
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x89/FIDDYOWNZ/pitchforkachievement.gif)
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Post by: [TKC]Wesker on September 19, 2007, 02:21:36 pm
Check out this messed up IED  :icon_laugh
http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=149477&ESRC=marine.nl
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Post by: mReURO on September 20, 2007, 11:42:54 am
first firework where ppl dont say "aaaaaaaahhhhhh"



no crossy . i dont say thats ur fault ...i think its ur fault :P but i dont say it m8 :D
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on September 20, 2007, 01:47:36 pm
heh m8, thats an old video.
nice to see it again though.
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 21, 2007, 09:31:56 am
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/waldenor/avatar3nl.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 21, 2007, 09:49:10 am
Keep Jesus Off My Penis
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Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on September 28, 2007, 01:12:13 pm
Hey guys.. Long time no see...hope all is good.w0w i was afraid my name might have gotten recycled...lol whats ever1 upto now?   

oh yea, heres my pic, its old..but funny..    (http://www.oralse.cx/contrib/psakitty.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on September 29, 2007, 05:16:50 pm
i liked the one that was going around last elections.
the everytime you vote democrat god kills a kitten one.
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 29, 2007, 10:24:13 pm
(http://i1.tinypic.com/oa5i6o.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 30, 2007, 01:15:07 am
(http://www.fcuwe.co.uk/images/avatars/gallery/BigPack/dogtumoing.gif)
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Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on October 01, 2007, 03:08:05 am
eww that sick Z..but funny-
heres a Skin Flute/Trumpet

(http://www.devilskitchen.net/dk_blog/fuck_trumpet.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on October 01, 2007, 03:23:33 am
thses are funny...

(http://weblogmaniacs.com/uploads/carverblues_hilarious.jpg)
(http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Pic1169.jpg)
(http://www.aperfectworld.org/cartoons/squirrels02.png)
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Post by: [TKC]Wesker on October 01, 2007, 03:41:36 am
Lol at fat kid  :icon_laugh
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Post by: bando on October 01, 2007, 04:37:17 am
[img=http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/4508/upskirtcamvf0.th.jpg]http:// (http://img486.imageshack.us/my.php?image=upskirtcamvf0.jpg)
[img=http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3662/bear9xx6.th.gif] (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bear9xx6.gif)
[img=http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6732/bear17wt8.th.jpg] (http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bear17wt8.jpg)
[img=http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9827/bearmw2.th.jpg] (http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bearmw2.jpg)
[img=http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8136/55530644gw6em2.th.jpg] (http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=55530644gw6em2.jpg)
[img=http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5387/143davidgoliaththumbwr8.jpg] (http://imageshack.us)
[img=http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2884/65bn6.th.jpg] (http://img465.imageshack.us/my.php?image=65bn6.jpg)
[img=http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9462/serre2mz6.th.jpg] (http://img410.imageshack.us/my.php?image=serre2mz6.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 01, 2007, 05:12:50 am
A real Californian...and the mayor of Santa Barbara: 
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_7899~Clint-Eastwood-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on October 01, 2007, 05:40:01 am
One Lawmaker, Many Votes? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6X-xtVask) :D

Jimmy Justice (http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyJustice4753)
This guy looks out on the streets for traffic cops breaking the law. :D
He also got some good ones in his favourites.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 01, 2007, 05:50:36 am
Quote
One Lawmaker, Many Votes?
The law (really only a House rule) says they police and judge themselfs.
Sounds like the Fox guarding the Hen House.

Elect me and I will send them off to Gitmo....befor I am shot like J.F.K.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: bando on October 01, 2007, 06:53:55 am
ZeOldDude is crashing the party :D

(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9576/zeolddudebeafraidko3.th.jpg) (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zeolddudebeafraidko3.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 01, 2007, 10:00:15 am
ZeOldDude is crashing the party :D

(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9576/zeolddudebeafraidko3.th.jpg) (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zeolddudebeafraidko3.jpg)
Ask Mr Euro for a copy of the photo of me at a rave gathering in Germany!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on October 01, 2007, 06:25:01 pm
yes he was full on drugs that ZodDude :P


(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3699/ownedpu4.jpg)
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Post by: bando on October 01, 2007, 08:34:53 pm
 :icon_laugh ahahah
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Post by: [TKC]phranz on October 01, 2007, 11:24:00 pm
LOL   :icon_biggrin2 :icon_biggrin2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on October 06, 2007, 04:26:38 am
ROFL :D

(http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-09/3646_un_20at_20the_20Playgroud_20_Pret_20op_20de_20Speeltuin_.jpg)

Don't Jump Edward You Will Hurt Yourself (http://www.shoutfile.com/v/eLicX4Ry/Don%92t_Jump_Edward_You_Will_Hurt_Yourself) :D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 07, 2007, 07:30:39 pm
(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/hotcoffee-42301.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on October 14, 2007, 04:16:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDwEnFhMVOU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDwEnFhMVOU)

Hitler "rapping". :D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 15, 2007, 10:53:41 am
Hitler Rap (the first from 1983):
Mel Brooks...

The best I ever saw:
The Whitest Kids You Know:Hitler Rap...
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Hitler gets banned (short movie...not a Rap and part of a miniseries):
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 17, 2007, 11:39:58 pm
How to Survive an Alien Attack:
feature=dir
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 24, 2007, 01:53:41 am
(http://i13.tinypic.com/67oa9lf.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 24, 2007, 08:00:29 pm
Notice anything strage?
For those of you too young to know...the old Captain never carried a gun.
(http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2007/10/23/12/941-CAPTAIN_AMERICA_COMICS16_10-24-2007_N9V8CHV.embedded.prod_affiliate.81.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on October 25, 2007, 04:02:33 pm
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4065/ustroopseo6.jpg)
lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on October 25, 2007, 04:29:08 pm
(Adolf - I'm sitting in my Bunker)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2007, 03:18:11 am
(http://www.salagir.com/gfx/troll-web.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2007, 06:04:27 am
(http://diablo.ict.pwr.wroc.pl/~pszydlo/portfolio/nakoszulke/stewie2.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 31, 2007, 05:52:59 am
(http://i11.tinypic.com/6fyl2yv.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2007, 05:38:21 am
Real photo of an anti-cheater:
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd299/grisnylle/9_351325630_pitt38_H145059_L.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 11, 2007, 09:15:49 pm
Red State Update: Al Gore Wins Nobel Peace Prize
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e1ec65dfcb
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 14, 2007, 10:07:53 pm
http://www.cracked.com/article_15660_ultimate-war-simulation-game.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 22, 2007, 08:37:10 am
Self Defense
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on November 22, 2007, 10:28:50 pm
MAC vs PC

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on November 24, 2007, 01:18:52 pm
http://www.cracked.com/article_15660_ultimate-war-simulation-game.html
That cracked site is bloody interesting and keeps me entertained for ages.
Check this out:
http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html
Love the names they come up with.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on November 24, 2007, 01:42:55 pm
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas_section4-21.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 25, 2007, 07:15:34 am
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas_section4-21.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Damn!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on November 26, 2007, 03:00:18 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 28, 2007, 12:39:38 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 30, 2007, 04:54:50 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on December 04, 2007, 11:13:57 pm
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html no go
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 09, 2007, 01:16:58 am
A man walks into a bar and sees another man smoking two cigarettes. Baffled, he goes up to him and asks: "Why're you smoking two cigarettes?" The man replies: "Well, I'm smoking one for myself, and one for my friend in jail." "That's very honorable."

So a week goes by, and the man walks into the bar again, but sees the other man smoking only one cigarette.
So he asks him: "Oh, your friend got out of jail?" To which the man replies: "No, I quit."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 09, 2007, 01:18:07 am
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around
in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.

The guy says, "You're bull$hittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 12, 2007, 01:46:03 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 06:24:20 am
(http://www.c-mon.net/Happy3-cs.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 06:45:17 am
(http://i8.tinypic.com/7xwyb8h.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 07:36:03 am
Gather 'round the gampfire and lets sing that Old time favorite...The Hand-Job Protest song.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/994b1e38e5
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 08:44:32 am
Taco Bell dog dies:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0fa27e7798
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 08:51:59 am
This gives a new meening to the term Getting Stoned:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8fbd17bf15
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 09:58:04 am
Two girls talking over coffee:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a474a66718
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 11:28:12 am
Herpes commercial:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/76c518c272

Tony Finaazo's Taxidermy:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/87576e83ff

A.G.U.N Home Defense and A.D.O.G. Home Alarms have teamed up to bring you the most comprehensive home protection system known to man!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/32df04d31d

Prayer Hour (how TV preachers REALLY are in real life):
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/267bc32e81

TV preacher wants a airplane:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14b5707884

TV preacher -gets- an airplane:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2ed367edbf

TV preacher resorts to selling beer:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eb8baf81e7

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 11:33:06 am
What do -you- want in a Free Checking account?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/929

Speak to your kids about Cooties...before Cooties speaks to them first.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/782dbe4820

Piss off and die you wanker:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b439ec333a

A man on the skids gets the help he needs to succeed:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f97e152d3b

 

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 01:03:06 pm
A priest persuades a student not to leave school:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/334bab858d
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2007, 04:42:49 pm
Cox Sausage Commercial With Dewey Cox
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/456fd86636
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on December 13, 2007, 05:37:18 pm
(http://www.pelit.fi/typo3temp/pics/8298df06e0.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on December 13, 2007, 06:59:53 pm
Cox Sausage Commercial With Dewey Cox
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/456fd86636

It tastes like cox LOL
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 14, 2007, 09:15:24 am
Spanish for your Nanny
Rich women learn some hilariously meaningful Spanish.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b22c7ff778
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 17, 2007, 08:54:25 am
Quote
Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_all_online_data
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 22, 2007, 04:18:02 am
WalMart is now selling premium wine.  See partial list below.


10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

Each can be served with red meat (squirl), White (possum), or fish (carp)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 24, 2007, 12:23:06 pm
Elect El Toro Gigante!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a42605d7b3
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 25, 2007, 09:55:43 am
(http://www.grographics.com/transient/free-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on December 25, 2007, 02:06:04 pm
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii154/Ingridon_1/funny.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 25, 2007, 04:07:23 pm
LOL!
Good one Mr. J!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on December 26, 2007, 06:47:47 am
LOL!
Good one Mr. J!
Yeh I had a good laugh from that picture as well, I thought, tis the season.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on December 27, 2007, 09:42:21 am
Ever wonder how they make "Ice" cream?

(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj121/BABYBOY090507/FUNNY.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on January 11, 2008, 03:26:50 am
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1720/drinkinji7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 12, 2008, 02:49:32 am
Another FCC song/video:
http://thatvideosite.com/video/3246
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2008, 12:26:15 pm
Hitler vs Blu-Ray:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/38831/f3619fa5/blu_ray_vs_hitler.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 16, 2008, 11:38:03 pm
Best commercial ever made; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=neoUi4poCXI
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 17, 2008, 02:04:41 am
Best commercial ever made; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=neoUi4poCXI

LOL!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 17, 2008, 04:29:18 pm
This one isnt really funny but its just good; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=X4Q-ci-QxuM&feature=related
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 18, 2008, 02:45:05 am
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1720/drinkinji7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

i actually played a game simmiliar to this
instead we used all double shots and wild turkey and played checkers.
we play this quite often actually, we have tried both versions (person has to drink their own captured shot, and person has to drink whoever they capture) and found that it equals itself out if you drink the other persons, good checkers players start being crap checkers players.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 18, 2008, 03:16:55 am
This one isnt really funny but its just good; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=X4Q-ci-QxuM&feature=related
I like this one!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on January 18, 2008, 01:33:14 pm
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1720/drinkinji7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

i actually played a game simmiliar to this
instead we used all double shots and wild turkey and played checkers.
we play this quite often actually, we have tried both versions (person has to drink their own captured shot, and person has to drink whoever they capture) and found that it equals itself out if you drink the other persons, good checkers players start being crap checkers players.
My Aunty and Uncle owned a pub not that long ago (very recently lost it - they were on vendors terms) and they used to have competition's there. One of them were similar. Well, they would play a form of poker and after each turn the loser would have to drink a shot. The only way to win is to be the last man standing.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 20, 2008, 12:30:53 am
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.  Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"
And lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.  Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.  All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.  Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. 
 Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode.  As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back.  He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."  Christian replied,
"No way man, you'll eat me.  You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........
























                 "I've found Cod.  I'm a Prawn again Christian".
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 25, 2008, 09:53:00 pm
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=1462.0
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 26, 2008, 07:39:23 am
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=1462.0
you link to this site from this site... couldnt i have just clicked "show unread posts since last visit"?
its funny yes, but a double poster bump i didnt think it was that good :D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 26, 2008, 11:41:06 am
And it was from 2004.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 26, 2008, 02:03:47 pm
giant cheeto feeds small town
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0IBQ/is_1036/ai_108693387
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 26, 2008, 10:49:21 pm
giant cheeto feeds small town
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0IBQ/is_1036/ai_108693387

Cool!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 28, 2008, 12:33:52 pm
This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 28, 2008, 01:14:22 pm
This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

thats what im talking about Z, now i just need to find some damn 5 year olds. I persoanlly think that they can actually punch hard enough to hurt me, though kicking my shins over and over will get annoying fast.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on January 28, 2008, 01:59:48 pm
I can take 28 children. Funny test but there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on January 28, 2008, 03:18:00 pm
This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i take 34.

there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
lol. what have they done?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 28, 2008, 03:59:56 pm
i could take em all, i dont care the number, they couldnt hurt me other than bruising my shins... honestly they cant punch hard enough to hit me to hurt me, maby 50-60 5 year old hard punches directly to the nose would probably start hurting. but thats not gona do anything but piss me off more. I can take 3 regular "gang member" people, those guys are weak thats why they need numbers.

i like on there where it said something like
"would you feel bad about using the body of a 5 year old as a weapon against the other ones?"
heh, that was great.

Yeah, i spend alot of time on the computer so how could i ever get strength?
my computer chair is a weight bench, i work out while im waiting for software installing, instant messenging, respawn, ect.

so, gather all the 5 year olds you can and lets go kick some ass.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on January 28, 2008, 04:27:54 pm
This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i take 34.

there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
lol. what have they done?
Well they aren't really 5, probably 8 or 9 but they piss me off. Just stupid stuff like your stupid but it really gets on my nerves. I just walk off.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on January 28, 2008, 04:36:57 pm
This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i take 34.

there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
lol. what have they done?
Well they aren't really 5, probably 8 or 9 but they piss me off. Just stupid stuff like your stupid but it really gets on my nerves. I just walk off.
hahahahaha they piss u off :P omg thats funny. someone elso who get pissed off by 8-9 years old kids (not the own one) ??
u really take 28?? hehehe sry but ....how ? sounds like hard fights in ur town :P i mean . u are 4 years older . beat them :D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 30, 2008, 10:44:48 am
...they couldnt hurt me other than bruising my shins... honestly they cant punch hard enough to hit me to hurt me...
Don't bet on it.
When Minni-Z was just 5 years old he knocked a buddy of mine out cold with -one- punch....to the nut sack.

The kid learned what I taught him about self protection rather well.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 30, 2008, 10:49:02 am
Vista sucks so bad the should have named it ofter the three older suckass OS's they built it from...CE...ME and NT.

Then rather than "Vista" they could have called it "CEMENT" becuase it loads about that much crap into your system when it runs.

http://www.blip.tv/file/340692
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 30, 2008, 12:15:25 pm
vista is a cool name, and i wish it could have gone to a cool OS but oh well....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on January 30, 2008, 01:55:44 pm
This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i take 34.

there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
lol. what have they done?
Well they aren't really 5, probably 8 or 9 but they piss me off. Just stupid stuff like your stupid but it really gets on my nerves. I just walk off.
hahahahaha they piss u off :P omg thats funny. someone elso who get pissed off by 8-9 years old kids (not the own one) ??
u really take 28?? hehehe sry but ....how ? sounds like hard fights in ur town :P i mean . u are 4 years older . beat them :D
It's morally wrong. And there are hard fights in my city, fortunately I'm hardly ever a part of them. Try having gangs of 10 maori's hanging around the bus station where you live... They'll go off at every second person that looks at them for more than 2 seconds. They're pigs.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 30, 2008, 02:20:45 pm
When Minni-Z was just 5 years old he knocked a buddy of mine out cold with -one- punch....to the nut sack.

you said he is about 18 now right? well i just turned 18, lets get the boxing gloves out and see who wins  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 30, 2008, 09:48:12 pm
When Minni-Z was just 5 years old he knocked a buddy of mine out cold with -one- punch....to the nut sack.

you said he is about 18 now right? well i just turned 18, lets get the boxing gloves out and see who wins  :icon_laugh
Remember the movie Michael?
Battle!

-You- just turned 18 so how about you fly down and visit Jahovus and let him drop you off at the bus stop so you can say hello to the local Maori kids?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on January 31, 2008, 10:34:05 am
When Minni-Z was just 5 years old he knocked a buddy of mine out cold with -one- punch....to the nut sack.

you said he is about 18 now right? well i just turned 18, lets get the boxing gloves out and see who wins  :icon_laugh
Remember the movie Michael?
Battle!

-You- just turned 18 so how about you fly down and visit Jahovus and let him drop you off at the bus stop so you can say hello to the local Maori kids?
Hah. No offense but he and your 18 year old son wouldn't stand a chance against the Maori's kids in my area lol :P Most of the Maori's round here though are just morons looking for fights. Thats why they hang out at the bus station. You can't go near the payphones or else. It's not easy growing up as a white boy in a Maori flooded country. They aren't the main nationality problem though as I think most of the fights come from Afghans and Serbs except they hang around in their pimped out skylines and corolla's rofl. Sorry if I offended anyone in the making of this post. Oh and if you -think- you can take on the Maori's Symantic, come down here and I'll be happy to prove you wrong. In all fairness though, I have a fair few Maori friends and they are actually really nice people (a couple guys and chicks).
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 31, 2008, 10:38:35 am
fly one of em out here and i will fight em. its rough here in the san fernando suburbs, its hardcore! lol.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 31, 2008, 01:17:49 pm
fly one of em out here and i will fight em. its rough here in the san fernando suburbs, its hardcore! lol.
Ain't that the truth!
I grew up in Venice myself...sort of like the Valley next to the ocean. If your alone on the wrong part of the beach at the wrong time there is always some wise guy about.
I never got hurt though.

Most of my battles when I was young and in school involved the local bullys and those who hung out with them.
I found the best way to deal with that action was to just walk up and deck the guy in charge and then bend over and tell him to never touch me again.
I took alot of shit befor I would act which sort of put his buddys in shock when I did and me just walking into a pack of them like that without (showing) fear.

The last time I was in a mass fight was at a outside party in 1976 (USA's 200th birthday).
I had the "leader" in a joint hold up against a wall telling him I wanted him to leave and not come back...and about 15 of his buddys behind me.
One started chokeing me from behind and after telling the guy to NOT touch me twice...I used the guy against the wall for support and back kicked the guy in the balls so hard he knocked 3 others to the ground.
Everyone else stepped back and wanted nothing to do with me.
Never turning around to even look at them also put them at ill ease and probibly had alot to do with it. Good thing for them becuase I was ready to really -harm- the next person who touched me. With that many people I was not going to play games with them.
I am a real easy going and non confronting person and never looked like much. I am not a boxer and would not do well in such a contest...but I was a combat instructer and will drop anyone trying to harm me -fast-.

In '93 I came home from the market with Minni-Z (he was just 3) and found 3 people trying to break into my house...MY house.
None of them wanted to stick around after I told them they had to set on the ground and wait for the police.
One had a knife...I used a joint hold on him and hit him in the side of his neck with a pulling slice.
He was still unable to walk when the police came. He was also the one with the car keys so the others could not have left if I let them.
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 03, 2008, 10:31:50 am
200 People Freeze In Grand Central
http://break.com/index/200-people-freeze-in-grand-central.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on February 07, 2008, 08:02:38 pm
x does not exist anymore, so how can you find the value of x?
subtract x from both sides leaving you with -7=19

actually, the solution to the answer is x-7=19+x
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 10, 2008, 01:58:38 am
Codename "Project TKC"
Search the forums for the thread.
Quote
Z said:
Quote
Official game forums are filled with anti-cheaters bitching about TKC...
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x89/FIDDYOWNZ/pitchforkachievement.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 12, 2008, 04:20:44 am
(http://www.sutv.com/~alail/img/forum_img/postmonkstoptalking.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 12, 2008, 04:22:13 am
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/Roflcopter.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on February 13, 2008, 07:56:00 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on February 13, 2008, 12:01:37 pm
the answer is x-7= 19+x then...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on February 14, 2008, 09:01:44 am
no solution, damint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :arr
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on February 15, 2008, 10:36:34 am
There isn't a solution. The mathematics that we are taught in Australia is that at least one half of the equation needs to be solved/present to complete the other half..
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2008, 11:36:55 am
Ther is a whole thread for this topic in this section...and the question is what is the value of "X".
It does have a value and the statement is just as valid as E=MC2.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 20, 2008, 03:53:00 am
http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=cow&url=http://l3vel-69.net
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on February 20, 2008, 05:35:53 am
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3184/1197238544796hj5.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: jazznas on February 21, 2008, 12:31:52 am
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2669/thissignhassharpedgesbs6.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 21, 2008, 11:58:07 am
US missle shoots down satelite video:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 21, 2008, 12:43:45 pm
INTERNET SCAM SUPER HACKER
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2008, 03:31:47 am
Here is a hack for you if you own a talking Elmo doll!
http://www.tbo.com/video/xml/MGBBBA7WXCF.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 24, 2008, 02:21:04 am
Remember the "good old days"?
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=968.0
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on February 26, 2008, 02:01:30 pm
Stage6 to Shut Down on February 28 (http://www.stage6.com/blog/108/)
Now that sucks. :icon_mad2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on February 26, 2008, 02:15:31 pm
Stage6 to Shut Down on February 28 (http://www.stage6.com/blog/108/)
Now that sucks. :icon_mad2
:icon_sad2 Daaim!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 28, 2008, 03:18:15 am
TV interview with the guy who cut his penis off to become famous on the internet:
http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/8146.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 05, 2008, 10:31:01 pm
An old clip of a 747 landing on the 405 freeway near LAX:
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 05, 2008, 10:47:30 pm
Top Ten Signs Your Country May Be Going Fascist:
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on March 06, 2008, 04:19:39 am
http://www.adobecards.com (http://www.adobecards.com)
That's so cool and well made. :)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2008, 07:03:28 am
http://www.adobecards.com (http://www.adobecards.com)
That's so cool and well made. :)
It loads but will not play on my system?!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on March 06, 2008, 07:49:39 pm
Maybe it's not stable enough. ;)
You can move the scroll bar at the bottom to the left and right.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on March 06, 2008, 08:21:08 pm
hungover z ?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2008, 08:29:38 pm
hungover z ?
Not at all....I went to bed early and drank lots of water.
Ran out of beer about an hour after I got off TS.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on March 16, 2008, 12:21:02 pm
A little political humor here... (The jokes aren't mean't to be a cheap shot at anyone or anything just some fun)

There was a soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton?? she asked him about fear. He said he was afraid of only 3 things -- Osama, Obama, and Yo Mama.



A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious, on the side of the road. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and we both took cover in the ditches along the road, me on one side of the road and him on the other.

I yelled over to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low-life scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left-wing Liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. Then I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" And there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us!"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 16, 2008, 12:46:45 pm
Now I can -believe- the last part of that.....because it is so close to the truth!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on March 16, 2008, 01:39:40 pm
I haven't read all of these so read at your own risk (may contain adult material)
Bumper Stickers

1 "IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2 Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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3 If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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4 Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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5 The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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6 I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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7 So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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8 Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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9 If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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10 Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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11 Illiterate? Write For Help.
~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
12 Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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13 He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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14 I Refuse To Have A battle of wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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15 You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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16 I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
17 Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
18 If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
19 Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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20 Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
21 If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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22 Ax Me About Ebonics.
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23 Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
24 Boldly Going Nowhere.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
25 Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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26 Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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27 Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
28 How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
29 GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
30 All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
31 "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on March 17, 2008, 12:48:59 am
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 :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 17, 2008, 01:28:29 am
The Emperor Gets a Job:
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 20, 2008, 01:25:14 am
(http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8460/haaahaahaaaap2.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 21, 2008, 06:05:02 am
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5259/4yk2904ey4.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on March 21, 2008, 02:45:06 pm
:icon_laugh pwnt
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 21, 2008, 04:26:05 pm
:icon_laugh pwnt
Hehehehe!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 21, 2008, 11:48:58 pm
Hide the Hanky!
http://users.skynet.be/pdauwe/ursula_martinez.wmv
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 22, 2008, 11:22:04 am
The Dutch prove a myth:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 22, 2008, 11:17:55 pm
Strong malted beer...
Quote
[ Scene: swanky cocktail party ]

[ Coldcock Spokesman enters the room with two beautiful girls at his side ]

Spokesman: You know, when I entertain, occasionally my friends and I like to discuss just what is the best malt licquor.

Girl #1: I say Bull.

Girl #2:I say Cobra.

Spokesman: And I say it's all just talk. Unless it's the one they call.. Coldcock.

[ cut to Man at Party standing near piano ]

Man at Party: There's only one malt licquor that'll get your head humming.

Spokesman: [ enters ] Coldcock's the one you'll never see coming. [ opens can and hands it to the Man at Party ]

[ Man at Party sips Coldcock, then holds it in front of him. Suddenly, an animated arm jumps off of the can and punches the Man in the chin ]

Man at Party: [ reeling ] Pro-per!

Partygoers: [ whispery ] Coldcock!

Spokesman: I have yet to meet the man that can finish a whole Coldcock can.

Woman at Party: [ steps forward ] I ain't afraid of no can of beer! Give me one! [ sips the malt licquor ] Mmm.. Coldcock.. [ the arm jumps off the can and socks her in the jaw ] Ooh..! You one malt licquor picker!

Spokesman: Like I said - it's all just talk, unless it's the one they call Coldcock. [ takes a sip of his own, then flinches upon expecting the punch. He smiles at his own cunning, as the arm finally jumps off the can and punches him hard across his chin ] Fan-tas-tic.. [ slowly drops to the floor ]

Announcer: Coldcock. You never see it coming.

Spokesman: [ raises head up from the floor ] Damn. That's one strong malt licquor. [ drops his head to the floor again ]
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on March 23, 2008, 07:11:46 am
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5259/4yk2904ey4.gif)
Rofl, what movie is that from.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on March 24, 2008, 11:19:16 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiqWWIBYAvk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiqWWIBYAvk)
:icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 25, 2008, 12:21:11 am
(http://www.all-tribes.info/blog/images/Labo-tees/jesus-blogv1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on March 26, 2008, 10:38:13 pm
Human Tetris,
                              part 1

feature=related           part 2

feature=related            part 3

feature=related            part 4

feature=related           part 5

feature=related           part 6
 :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 27, 2008, 09:47:47 pm
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/CriusPhilly/Ipee_by_La_Bamba-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 28, 2008, 09:47:20 am
Fact vs. Fiction- Hillary lies about the Bosnia Trip

She did not lie...THIS is the real video!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2008, 08:08:16 am
(http://www2.shrani.si/files/dayve300505137.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 30, 2008, 12:56:31 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2699/agentphilgc8.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 01, 2008, 02:01:17 am
Bunnies are the -real- rulers of the world!
http://www.starz.com/appmanager/seg/s?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=template&template_dir=/features/bunnies/&template_file=content.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on April 01, 2008, 10:51:58 am
Bunnies are the -real- rulers of the world!
http://www.starz.com/appmanager/seg/s?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=template&template_dir=/features/bunnies/&template_file=content.html
Trust Z to post something like that...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 03, 2008, 02:28:11 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/jaix/WD40_bra_sml.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 03, 2008, 04:32:48 am
(http://img.tomshardware.com/forum/uk/images/mesdiscussions-59962.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on April 03, 2008, 08:17:36 am
(http://img.tomshardware.com/forum/uk/images/mesdiscussions-59962.jpg)
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1213/petepeteoiprickpe6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 04, 2008, 02:50:24 pm
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/phantomMonster/CounterStrike.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2008, 10:14:11 pm
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3854/tkcfbigl4.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: jazznas on April 08, 2008, 10:56:00 pm
(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1590/coolnessub5.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on April 09, 2008, 11:36:18 am
(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1590/coolnessub5.jpg)
His eyes distracted me from the collars.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on April 09, 2008, 12:02:16 pm
i can just see his expression is saying "this chick is nuts, please someone call the cops for me, she has me monitord every second of my life, she wants to kill me! PLEASE HELP ME, SHE IS PSYCO"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2008, 01:19:49 pm
Really?
I see her as wanting me to bone her like I own her.
Then again I see most females that way.
A cute young smiling thing like that and an old silver haired dog like myself....Mr. Boyfriend better not go to the market for beer and leave us alone for very long (like 15 minutes).
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 13, 2008, 06:38:15 am
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I 'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it. "
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 18, 2008, 01:05:59 am
(http://mikemaxwellphotography.info/storage/avatar36.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 19, 2008, 03:07:57 am
Quote
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(http://i32.tinypic.com/2qxp2pz.jpg)

(http://i26.tinypic.com/2mq5nap.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 19, 2008, 02:21:55 pm
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R_l-6IUnjwI/AAAAAAAAFu4/ncqibnHKZKg/s400/080407)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 19, 2008, 02:27:57 pm
China has decided to introduce a series of new Olympic events for this year's summer games. The new contests include:
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R--VLoUni5I/AAAAAAAAFoA/YzDx9vqh2sk/s400/080329-cc-whack-a-monk.jpg)
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R--VG4Uni4I/AAAAAAAAFn4/gr5_fG5pCQk/s400/080329-cc-tank-run.jpg)
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R--VCIUni3I/AAAAAAAAFnw/Trx-02jv35I/s400/080329-cc-trade-secret.jpg)
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/R--U8YUni2I/AAAAAAAAFno/QqRuRyvbB9k/s400/080329-cc-falungong-book.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 20, 2008, 10:00:45 am
(http://forums.idlethumbs.net/image.php?u=4&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;dateline=1155249470)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 20, 2008, 10:41:46 am
(http://forumpolitics.com/images/funny-cop-pic.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 20, 2008, 01:24:07 pm
(http://i32.tinypic.com/34erpfp.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: jazznas on April 22, 2008, 03:30:09 am
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/classhole.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 22, 2008, 10:03:02 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/toonssite13.jpg)

(http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 22, 2008, 10:05:18 am
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/01/08/nsapce08a.jpg)

(http://forevergeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/stephen.jpg)

(http://www.disabilitiesunlimited.org/Images/pro_wheelchair.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2008, 10:57:25 am
Homeless James Bond:
http://www.comedy.com/embed/homeless-james-bond-ii
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 22, 2008, 12:17:25 pm
lol zold-   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8)

the "real" david blaine majic
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2008, 10:57:32 am
How To Talk A Girl Into A 3-Way (With Creepy Frank)
feature=user

How To Get A Date With A Friend's Sister
NR=1

Antichrist For President (2 Campaign Ads)
feature=user

Who Is He?
NR=1

On Gun Control
NR=1

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2008, 11:13:04 am
Carl's Jr. Sr.
feature=user
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2008, 11:18:21 am
Corsican Gold
feature=user
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2008, 11:23:25 am
Desert Palms Mortuary and bordello...we serve all your needs under one roof.
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2008, 11:49:03 am
Trunk Monkey Compilation
feature=related

Trunk Monkey - Whoopee Cushion
NR=1

Trunk Monkey Fights Aliens
NR=1

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2008, 12:42:36 pm
Discount Dare Salesman
Heres a commercial for Jackie Marmaduke, an insane man who makes a living by accepting idiotic dares.
http://www.break.com/index/discount-door-salesman.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: jazznas on April 24, 2008, 01:57:09 am
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/bug.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 24, 2008, 12:52:04 pm
lol@zolddude
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2008, 10:08:24 pm
lol@zolddude
See the past pages also....I added -alot- now and then that may span 2-3 pages.
(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg150/roxthebox666/roxxor.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 24, 2008, 11:05:35 pm
(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg150/roxthebox666/roxxor.jpg)

LOL  :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 26, 2008, 11:07:47 am
LSD vs Alcohol vs Tree:
http://wallout.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tree
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 27, 2008, 11:28:14 pm
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2m2gdv9.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: jazznas on April 28, 2008, 12:03:27 am
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5716/invisiblebuttseksrh8.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 28, 2008, 04:16:29 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/153517_prop.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 28, 2008, 04:17:57 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/legos.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 28, 2008, 06:53:15 am
Old Man says:
"Looks like bunk crap to me....bring on the Californian Sticky Shit".
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 28, 2008, 07:19:56 am
lol that asshole put a cigerette filter on a joint
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 28, 2008, 07:47:47 am
lol that asshole put a cigerette filter on a joint
Dude in the late 70's-80's I used the Laredo cigarette machine with the filter cut at a 45 angle inside movie houses.

Get with the program.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 28, 2008, 09:27:17 am
LOL

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2008, 03:29:55 am
Burglers use store computer and internet ...search GOOGLE to learn how to open the safe!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/194646/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 29, 2008, 11:31:40 am
despite the fact that this poor fella looks gravely injured or at least paralyzed for life, it think this has to be one of the funniest things ive seen in a while: [i have no idea how i ever found this its like foreign youtube?]
but notice the funny ass sounds

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETKEeh-XfM&feature=related (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETKEeh-XfM&feature=related)



lmfao

"arggghh"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on April 29, 2008, 12:04:46 pm
despite the fact that this poor fella looks gravely injured or at least paralyzed for life, it think this has to be one of the funniest things ive seen in a while: [i have no idea how i ever found this its like foreign youtube?]
but notice the funny ass sounds

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETKEeh-XfM&feature=related (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETKEeh-XfM&feature=related)



lmfao

"arggghh"

He does like a retard jump off the van, what the hell?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 29, 2008, 02:13:01 pm
dude the yell of insanity is priceless
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2008, 02:43:51 pm
Whole bunch of "fat kids"...they don't look all that fat but they are so lame they can't move/function at all.
They give fat people a bad name.

They must be over weight -and- retarded.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on April 30, 2008, 06:22:42 am
mn,cvzxkldsfam, .zxcvklndfasklj;wefakjodsvaglmkgvdsaklnmdgaskljesgaklm;sdgalk;mcxvz,mdsfkjlewlsgd,m ckl;jgf
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on April 30, 2008, 06:45:29 am
the funny thing is that i know someone who looks 97% identical to that fuck who flew off the van
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 30, 2008, 11:57:30 pm
hi Lasher  :icon_biggrin2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 01, 2008, 09:00:40 am
Barny Fife meets Peaches:
(http://home.hiwaay.net/~thefanns/images/smiles.jpg)
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 01, 2008, 10:39:16 am
Quote
I am livin' on Channel Z
Getting nothing but static, getting nothing but static
Static in my attic from Channel Z
Getting nothing but static, getting nothing but static.
Static filling my attic from Channel Z

I don't know---I feel like something's happening
Something good is happening!
I feel love has got to come on, and I want it
Something big and lovely

I want the world to change for me! Gotta get away
Away from Z---Living on the edge of Z
Space junk---laser bombs---ozone holes
Better put up my umbrella!
Giant stacks blowin' smoke
Politicrits pushin' dope

All I know---we've got to change what's happening
Something good could happen
I feel light has got to come through---and I need it
Something big and lovely

I want the world to change for me---gotta get away---away from Z
Living on the edge of Z
Waste dumps---toxic fog---irradiate---and keep it fresh forever
Good old boys---tellin' lies
'Bout time---I got wise
Getting nothing but static
Static in my attic from Channel Z

Gotta tune in---pico waves. Gotta tune out---PCB's
Gotta tune in---market crash. Gotta tune out---polar shift
Gotta tune in---narrow minds. Gotta tune out---space junk

Gotta tune in---pico waves. Gotta tune out---PCB's
Gotta tune in---market crash. Gotta tune out---polar shift
Gotta tune in---narrow minds. Gotta tune out---space junk
Gotta tune in---bombs. Gotta turn out---atomic lasers falling from the sky

Where's my umbrella?
Gonna shoot that static down the drain
Gonna put that static out of my brain
Gonna put up my antennae. FREE!

Hamburger ads!---Pop up in my head---
On the edge of Aquarius---I'm living on the edge
Secret wars!---Take my money away!

I know I feel a change is happening---Something good will happen
I feel love is coming on strong, and I want it
We can make it happen

I want the world to change for me---gotta get away---away from Z
Living on the edge of---ZZZZZZZZ

Channel Z's all static all day forever---time to open your windows,
Let in better weather
B-52's live:
feature=related
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on May 01, 2008, 03:22:12 pm
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2ce664l.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 01, 2008, 03:33:39 pm
Hahahaha..LOL ^^.
Funny shit.
Good find...+1 karma.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on May 02, 2008, 01:15:27 pm
lol

(http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg)


(http://img.tfd.com/wn/F0/68F03-junkie.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on May 02, 2008, 01:25:07 pm
Cocaine Addicted Squirrels Terrorize London

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Cocaine-Addicted-Squirrels-Terorize-London-039-s-65024.shtml (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Cocaine-Addicted-Squirrels-Terorize-London-039-s-65024.shtml)

(http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/Cocaine-Addicted-Squirrels-Terorize-London-039-s-2.jpg)




the police heros hard @ work!

(http://www.thetoque.com/020212/pics/smurfs.jpg)

(http://www.waynebesen.com/Big%20Bird.jpg)

(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o162/shefoxcake420/Hilarious-704.jpg)


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/2ac.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/oww.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/flat.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on May 02, 2008, 02:24:53 pm
lol

(http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg)


(http://img.tfd.com/wn/F0/68F03-junkie.gif)
Lol! Oklahoma maybe but not Texas.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on May 03, 2008, 05:51:54 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7mT7cO30xs&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7mT7cO30xs&feature=related)

LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRRUmTdjKro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRRUmTdjKro)


Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on May 03, 2008, 06:10:43 am
are you too much of a redneck? evaluate and consider.

(http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_tattoo4.jpg)

(http://www.the-miles.org/wp-content/uploads/RedneckTimeOut.jpg)

(http://www.kk.org/streetuse/redneck_houseboat.jpg)

(http://members.lycos.nl/jurgenspage/hpbimg/Rednecks%20swimming%20pool.jpg)

(http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/97a45-redneck.jpg)

(http://flippingpages1.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/redneck2.jpg)

(http://www.gavas.com/REDNECK%20YOGA.jpg)

(http://jeffersonian.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/redneck-wedding.jpg)

(http://publish.hometown.aol.com/metski715/images/redneck-doorbell.jpg)

(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/71398969.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABBBC649482F84737A0A40A659CEC4C8CB6)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on May 17, 2008, 03:08:37 pm
Ouch! (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/109131/cb755e2a/rasta_vs_slagboom.html) :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on May 17, 2008, 05:55:47 pm
(http://i30.tinypic.com/29vb574.jpg)

(http://i26.tinypic.com/33w1s3l.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on May 20, 2008, 02:48:34 am
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Hell March Trailer (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/34141.html?type=flv)
Looks very nice. :smile
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on May 20, 2008, 11:17:27 am
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Hell March Trailer (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/34141.html?type=flv)
Looks very nice. :smile
Downloaded C&C Generals Zero Hour, installed it, burn't it to CD, uninstalled it. Looks outdated and incredibly childish not to mention the un-user-friendly interface. You had to right click drag to select units. Like wtf?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 25, 2008, 07:35:33 pm
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CMAG/938-022~Marijuana-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on May 26, 2008, 11:15:44 am
lol


(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/adresaklumea/funny%20pictures/big-joint.jpg)


(http://www.israelity.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/marijuana.jpg)

(http://www.marijuana-picture.com/gallery/funny_marijuana_pictures/images/yoda_on_weed.jpg)

(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7288/hedgehogoncrack3ia6.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on May 29, 2008, 06:54:18 am
if this is what firefighters do in their spare time...

http://compfused. com/directlink/5038/ (http://compfused. com/directlink/5038/)


SIGN ME UP!!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 31, 2008, 12:56:21 am
Quote
Give a man a fish, and you'll have fed him for a day.  Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on May 31, 2008, 10:09:27 am
Quote
Give a man a fish, and you'll have fed him for a day.  Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks.
Lol. Isn't it Give a man a fish, and you'll have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for weeks?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 31, 2008, 09:37:07 pm
Not the way I say it!  :icon_devil
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 01, 2008, 08:22:32 am
Jesus vs Hitler:
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on June 01, 2008, 09:19:44 am
Jesus vs Hitler:
NR=1
I saw something on youtube awhile back when I was still able to view videos, it was a Hitler Mixtape. It was edited to make it sound like he was a DJ.. Pretty funny.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 01, 2008, 10:14:11 pm
Jahovus said:
Quote
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 01, 2008, 10:27:47 pm
(http://i31.tinypic.com/25jf3p3.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on June 02, 2008, 01:54:31 am
movie that my teachers' masters have made. -> http://www.fighter-filmen.dk/ (http://www.fighter-filmen.dk/)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 02, 2008, 04:32:04 am
Nice movie too bad it's not in english...and too many wasted moves.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on June 02, 2008, 11:05:52 am
Jahovus said:
Quote
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Lol. I didn't come up with it but thought it was an incredibly accurate insight on a day of my life. I mean, I don't drive. But I get driven in a European car, to go to my Ukrainian Aunty's pub, to sit on cow skin made of cows from New Zealand and then going home on a Chinese bike to go to my Lebanese girlfriends house lol. That's more my version but I can relate to the other one too :D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]cptnhankey on June 02, 2008, 01:35:39 pm
Wow u just Blew my MIND
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on June 02, 2008, 01:51:05 pm
Glad thats the only thing I blew...
One-liners

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
At age  4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Death is hereditary.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you

criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 03, 2008, 04:33:37 am
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/MistralX/new_transfarmers.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on June 03, 2008, 11:42:49 am
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on June 03, 2008, 12:00:21 pm
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Lol I think that beat all the ones I posted.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 04, 2008, 07:44:31 am
http://www.hulu.com/watch/2418/saturday-night-live-bug-off#s-p1-st-i2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2008, 05:21:29 am
(http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0802/Image/hkybDP4V9DW4ssE995.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2008, 06:39:19 am
(http://xs226.xs.to/xs226/08142/factcatbh1371.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2008, 07:33:17 am
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080509.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 07, 2008, 01:49:25 am
(http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08235/matsubuyashi923.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on June 09, 2008, 04:44:17 pm
(http://i25.tinypic.com/25pom07.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2008, 08:15:08 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/owen22/10841257672251.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 15, 2008, 06:11:31 am
(http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Id-Hit-It/1/beta096.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 15, 2008, 07:05:41 am
(http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Demotivational/4/demotivational-posters-step-sisters.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 15, 2008, 07:07:53 am
(http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Demotivational/5/Procrastination.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 16, 2008, 04:30:37 am
(http://www.resimupload.org/files/ubt8lbm6huz17dlu517v.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Lovestohackarma on June 16, 2008, 09:22:23 am
(http://www.resimupload.org/files/ubt8lbm6huz17dlu517v.jpg)

LOL!

Talk about a pain in the ass...

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on June 18, 2008, 09:27:09 am
(http://www.resimupload.org/files/ubt8lbm6huz17dlu517v.jpg)
wouldnt that cost a lot and just in turn grind the turds into your posterior rather than wipe them away?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on June 18, 2008, 11:56:06 pm
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2j5ndkm.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on June 27, 2008, 10:38:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZihKxb_NVVU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZihKxb_NVVU)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Jimmy on June 27, 2008, 11:01:39 pm
"I got penis bread!"

Man this guy is seriously messed up  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on June 27, 2008, 11:24:09 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-Dv1ou6s&feature=user (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-Dv1ou6s&feature=user)

Only his name is Jimmy in this video lmfao.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Jimmy on June 28, 2008, 01:09:08 am
 :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on July 02, 2008, 12:34:40 am
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2916/flyingasianxb0.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on July 02, 2008, 09:19:28 am
^^ Lol!! Looks like the Matrix pose...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 06, 2008, 07:50:28 pm
How to Get a Mail-Order Bride

Tired of looking for love in all the wrong places? Maybe the perfect woman is a mail-order bride. Just don't ask for free shipping!
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=523802
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on July 07, 2008, 04:25:43 pm
new drug for anti-cheaters


(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b270/tonyK1/new_drug.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on July 08, 2008, 02:11:22 am
new drug for anti-cheaters


(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b270/tonyK1/new_drug.jpg)

ROTFLMFAO  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on July 09, 2008, 02:39:46 am
Snoop should stick with rap.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 22, 2008, 11:30:11 pm
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/007.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 22, 2008, 11:47:44 pm
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/009.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/020.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/021.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/023.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/028.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/029.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/044.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/omniatoll2002/misc/images/046.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 24, 2008, 02:16:05 am
Body surfing takes on a new meaning:
(http://maxupload.com/img/AC8BD96C)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on July 27, 2008, 09:11:43 am
TIMMAH!

(http://www.tooncrib.com/southpark/wallpapers/timmy1024x768.jpg)



cRiPpLE FiGhT!
...Timmah?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 30, 2008, 08:50:52 pm
(http://bitnation.com/bitbucket/huggybear.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 31, 2008, 08:04:36 am
I told you a 30-06 rifle had some -real- power. This is what a deer looks like (what's left of it) when shot from 30 feet away:
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/Myphoto2000972.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 31, 2008, 08:38:06 am
Fouth of July...with Jack English:
http://www.break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html
Or try this link:
feature=related
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 31, 2008, 09:14:06 am
How to Hide an Unwanted Erection in School:
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=523814
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 31, 2008, 09:37:41 am
How to Make a Long Island Iced Tea
It may look like plain old iced tea, but this drink -- invented near Long Island's Jones Beach in the 1970s -- is one potent potation and the East Coast's answer to the Zombie.
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=523835
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 01, 2008, 04:45:50 am
Fouth of July...with Jack English:
http://www.break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html
Or try this link:
feature=related

I forgot to add that this was filmed at the intersection by my house in L.A. :icon_teehee
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on August 01, 2008, 03:30:00 pm
(http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/Funny_Pictures_Star-Wars_New_Bulb_Vader.jpg)

LOL^
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Crossmol on August 01, 2008, 10:44:29 pm
(http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/youranidiot.jpg)

(http://www.cvsmidje.nl/cards/images/fun/fun05.jpg)

(http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/job-interview.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 03, 2008, 04:59:04 am
Quote
World Teamkill Competition 2008
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Phantoma/heath-ledger-as-joker-1.gif)
"We are TKC. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We will be heard. Expect us."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on August 04, 2008, 04:07:12 am
funny...

(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w222/hello-one-and-all/l_53f8697f17d7c73cf6b46979319b8958.jpg)
Silly Little Padawan learners..
(http://www.graphicsarcade.com/funny_pictures/animals/images/funny_animals_pictures_15.gif)
You are NO match for meh....
(http://www.myspacecutecomments.com/images/funny/cute-funny-animals-01.jpg)
OK! OK! i wont eat your pet mouse anymore...
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s151/babytazrose24/funny%20and%20cute%20animal%20pics/Cats.gif)
..you better stop, i'll . . .forget it.


Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 04, 2008, 09:00:52 pm
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2gtp8hu.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 05, 2008, 05:58:24 am
(http://www.kissdontmiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/your-internet-marketing-bf.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on August 08, 2008, 05:50:23 am
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops) :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 15, 2008, 12:52:38 am
"Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?"
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEzMTA2ODQ4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzE4MjU2MQ@@._V1._SX94_SY140_.jpg)
(May need to right click "show picture" for above gfx)
Trailer (1 of 8 ) :
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi602013977/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on August 16, 2008, 09:33:57 am
Quote
Well after 3 months of working on it I am proud to present my version of the Playstation 3 Laptop.

Here are a few specs:
* 80gb SKU w/320gb HDD
* 17" 720p HDTV LCD Monitor
* Keyboard
* Built in speakers with headphone jack
* Custom cooling (SilenX fans)
* Size: 16 x 10.5 x 4 inches (when closed)
* Weight: 15 pounds
Video Here

More info Here
http://www.ps3hax.net/showthread.php?p=59254
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on August 21, 2008, 11:29:15 pm
(http://i36.tinypic.com/21jrqzc.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 22, 2008, 10:26:42 pm
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2ezl4l5.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 22, 2008, 10:29:04 pm
BattleEye developer:
(http://s237.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/hmhef/humor/2cfwoyd.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on August 23, 2008, 10:10:16 pm
his brother

(http://www.pyzamstuff.com/funpix/animals/wtf-monkey.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 25, 2008, 10:36:53 pm
Quote
The guy at the door said, "Alcohol, tobacco and firearms". Hell, I thought he was bringing more supplies.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 26, 2008, 05:37:39 am
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh221/ldavisa/TorrentingAddiction-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 26, 2008, 09:06:51 am
(http://awesomepedia.org/apathy/comics/alternate%20universe/au-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on August 26, 2008, 04:35:17 pm
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u119/thesoundtable/videogames.jpg)
(http://www.lonelyplanet.com/blogs/travel_blog/uploaded_images/Saudi-road-sign-796713.jpg)
(http://uk.geocities.com/hashim_taylor/funny/640x480-bike02.jpg)
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/Raymfmendoza/addict.jpg)
(http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/23807.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 27, 2008, 11:52:53 pm
(http://www.gamingsa.com/forums/image.php?s=87fed8c65413089232be526a09bdfbae&u=2637&dateline=1219236478)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 30, 2008, 07:13:01 pm
(http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/_resized_/Damn-flying-monkeys-resized-128.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on August 31, 2008, 12:12:08 am
(http://i33.tinypic.com/14vqvx0.jpg)

(http://i37.tinypic.com/301cwgz.gif)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/2ly2749.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 03, 2008, 12:19:54 am
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd126/wilsandemma/boobs.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 03, 2008, 08:29:40 pm
(http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B05dc977f-1747-43d7-afa8-04e3fd2b2e07%7D.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on September 03, 2008, 08:36:09 pm
(http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B05dc977f-1747-43d7-afa8-04e3fd2b2e07%7D.gif)

rofl  :icon_biggrin2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on September 03, 2008, 08:45:42 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/3D-monster-maze-T-rex-2-steps-away.png)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/starfighter1/User-1.gif)
(http://lee.97montrose.org/images/mickeyd.jpeg)
(http://www.thekoala.org/Pics/Pic_Month_07_02_05.jpg)
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/fuck-jet-abort-demotivational-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 03, 2008, 09:08:19 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/starfighter1/User-1.gif)
Mmmm...at least you waited for 2 days after his birthday to post this,gave him time to recover from the hangover.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on September 03, 2008, 09:19:54 pm
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2007/LOL/url.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 03, 2008, 09:35:58 pm
Here is the link for the "LOL" movie trailer:
http://www.lolthemovie.com/quicktimetrailer.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on September 03, 2008, 11:18:49 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/starfighter1/lolcrossy1.jpg)

deluxe edition comes with a handy how to fly choppers v1.1

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/starfighter1/lolcrossy.jpg)

also available on dvd lol

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 08, 2008, 01:51:27 am
(http://nikita.tnnet.fi/~uporo/police.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 09, 2008, 07:22:36 am
What the HELL kind of Microsoft commercial is this?
eurl
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 11, 2008, 05:57:52 am
Quote
Wisdom...
By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the bitterest.
Got all my smarts from books and schools,got the most important parts (wisdom) via experience...and I have alot of experience.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on September 12, 2008, 07:54:50 pm
LoL
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 20, 2008, 08:21:54 am
http://www.comcastcap.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 20, 2008, 08:37:51 am
Hackers have broken into the email accounts of Palin:
Quote
From: Sarah.Palin@gmail.com
To: John.McCain@secured.gov.org
Date: September 12, 2008
Subject: Cannibals

Did you read the report about Obama shareing a meal with the cannibals?
It seems they found that crashed circus plane and while eating the clown he asked if the food tasted "funny".
 
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 22, 2008, 12:27:39 am
(http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/ne/p/2008/yahoo34_550x367.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 23, 2008, 09:14:58 am
Say WHAT?!
(http://i38.tinypic.com/24pwa3a.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 23, 2008, 08:46:35 pm
Words of wisdom to live by:
Quote
"The way to subvert the dominant paradigm is to have more fun than they do and make sure they know it."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 25, 2008, 03:02:06 am
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8526/futuramame5.jpg)
(http://img229c.imageshack.us/img229/6347/1215953801140oq5.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 25, 2008, 03:15:26 am
http://www.imagebam.com/image/349d0e13701158/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/ae1ea913703511/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 25, 2008, 07:21:25 am
http://www.imagebam.com/image/f21b2013704373/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/5fbd1913704389/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/24ddf213704387/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/e7781e13704400/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/4bb7a913704429/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/c028c313704428/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/cdc48d13704417/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/e2dfad14098757
(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r198/humpmasterflex/WWII.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on September 25, 2008, 11:21:48 pm
(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r198/humpmasterflex/WWII.gif)

rofl at that ...

(http://imagechan.com/images/faith.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on September 26, 2008, 01:48:30 am
I want one of these.

1000cc Golfcart
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on September 26, 2008, 02:18:14 am
How to make a U-Turn
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/How-to-make-a-U-turn-in-an-evo_155514.htm

Donuts Any one
http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?swf=http%3A//s.ytimg.com/yt/swf/cps-vfl56573.swf&video_id=5bZOFRNExLE&rel=1&eurl=http%3A//ultimatecarforum.com/smf/index.php%3Ftopic%3D2892.0&iurl=http%3A//i2.ytimg.com/vi/5bZOFRNExLE/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskJ0ramrtNYF3Qcxh0RQ6p1J&use_get_video_info=1&load_modules=1&

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 26, 2008, 09:30:57 pm
Look for some rideing lawnmower and barstool raceing videos.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 28, 2008, 07:37:37 am
I present to you The Magic Salad Plate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIYC1gLSSq0)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 29, 2008, 10:20:17 pm
It could only happen in Japan...the T-Rex 5000:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/793937/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 02, 2008, 05:11:28 am
(http://patriotshop.us/images/uncle_sam_poster_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 07, 2008, 10:13:32 pm
Hell I would hit it!
(http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/src/122333211510.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on October 08, 2008, 04:11:31 am
Hell I would hit it!
(http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/src/122333211510.gif)

LMFAO
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 08, 2008, 05:10:26 am
Hell...she has got to be the hotest woman in public office.
All the rest on TV are dried up old hags/skanks that I would not touch with Bill Clinton's dick.
That includes the poor guys wife!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 11, 2008, 10:18:38 pm
This guy is funny:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on October 12, 2008, 06:46:35 am
How To Parallel Park

http://www.banthis.com/videos/1098/How-To-Parallel-Park.html

Easy Way To Lose a Car

http://www.banthis.com/videos/254/Easy-Way-To-Lose-a-Car.html


Getting Dizzy
http://www.banthis.com/videos/308/Getting-Dizzy.html

Corona Freezing Trick (How the Hell did they do that??)
http://www.banthis.com/videos/1437/Corona-Freezing-Trick.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on October 12, 2008, 06:58:51 am
Feeling Sick
(http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq109/wantedsniper1/Virus_Spreads.jpg)

ASS Shop
(http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq109/wantedsniper1/Ass_Shop.jpg)

You Loose
(http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq109/wantedsniper1/Gun_Trumps_Sword.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 13, 2008, 12:42:08 am
This guy must be talking about California grown weed:
feature=related
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 13, 2008, 12:49:57 am
Weed part 2:
feature=related
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 13, 2008, 05:35:44 am
CSI...
feature=related
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 16, 2008, 01:27:01 am
Use this link,insert your photo and have it tell you who you would vote for in 2008.
http://www.naama.fi/usa-presidential-election-2008/

Look what I found!
I also found a few others who rule opressive countries.
Same with Ronald McDonald,Porkey Pig ect.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/very_bad_guy/MeinPresident.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2008, 02:15:17 am
(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/zombieharmony/testimonial.jpg)
Quote
Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.

Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.
(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/zombieharmony/search_results.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2008, 07:00:24 am
This is really funny!
McCain Obama Dance Off
http://www.bestviral.com/video/18037/mccain_obama_dance_off
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 25, 2008, 07:14:05 am
(http://xs320.xs.to/xs320/07404/VivaLaEvolucion3.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 27, 2008, 01:22:17 am
(http://archive.patriotpost.us/humor/Moron_Clause.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 27, 2008, 02:31:48 am
LOLZ!!!!!!
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on October 27, 2008, 08:53:24 am
THE OWL DID IT!

"..used a fireplace poker to hit her.."

"..said he believes an owl that lives in the neighborhood swooped down and sunk its talons into the back of Kathleen?s head."

Original Here
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/16396089/detail.html (http://www.wsoctv.com/news/16396089/detail.html)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 27, 2008, 08:52:00 pm
Hand farting...with a wa-wa peddle in the last 1/4 of the film:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 28, 2008, 03:59:04 am
Wassup 2008 Commercial (full version)
http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=ndzWVnD7-vQ&NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 29, 2008, 01:29:29 am
(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/barry2003/images/noob.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 31, 2008, 08:38:28 pm
(http://republika.pl/blog_kj_432077/756032/tr/51.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2008, 12:36:57 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/very_bad_guy/Obama-Bin-Laden.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2008, 09:28:43 am
(http://www.saunalahti.fi/~j0n1/etc/its_a_man!.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2008, 11:16:12 pm
(http://i35.tinypic.com/r0r2uu.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 05, 2008, 07:14:40 pm
(http://markbryan1971.googlepages.com/explosmgp2.jpg/explosmgp2-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 18, 2008, 05:06:39 am
(http://i30.tinypic.com/1zx8mrq.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 20, 2008, 04:15:06 am
(http://i36.tinypic.com/35mksa9.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: necro on November 20, 2008, 05:55:10 am
(http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-crazy-man-0Xz.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 20, 2008, 07:27:07 pm
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck,,,
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: necro on November 20, 2008, 10:47:17 pm
fake or real ???
sticky fingazzzz

(http://www.pacifier.com/~zen/creepy.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 20, 2008, 11:26:36 pm
WTF DUDE thats scaring me.. well not scaring but damn its weird..

HAHA ownage.. nice found necro
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: necro on November 21, 2008, 12:32:40 am
thank u man !!! fake or real what u think ???
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on November 21, 2008, 09:52:21 am
doh ofcource its fake..  :icon_teehee
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 21, 2008, 08:41:45 pm
(http://gallery.koroded.net/d/11991-2/gta_somalia.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: necro on November 21, 2008, 08:54:05 pm
(http://www.defunctgames.com/pic/freezeframe072.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 21, 2008, 10:40:34 pm
Quote
necrophilia, otherwise known as the urge to crack open a cold one
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on November 21, 2008, 10:59:15 pm
hahaha  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 22, 2008, 09:54:57 pm
What if the RIAA was in charge?

Quote
Dear Mr Somalian Pirate,

This letter is being written to you on behalf of our
client, Vela International. 
Vela International is the exclusive owner of all copyright,
trademark and other intellectual property rights in
and to the Sirius Star.  No one is
authorized to copy, reproduce, distribute, or
otherwise use the Sirius Star without
the express written permission of Vela International.

It has come to our attention that the pirates
located at Somalia for which
you are the service provider, is reproducing,
distributing, and/or offering for sale the Sirius Star.
Attached hereto are photocopies of
representative pages from the aforementioned pirates.

Vela International has the good faith belief that the use of
the material in the manner complained of is not
authorized by Vela International, its agent or the law. 
Vela International diligently enforces its rights in
the Sirius Star in all forms of media. 
Our client rightfully takes its responsibility for
the protection of the Sirius Star very
seriously.

As you may be aware, Pirate Service Providers can
be held liable if they do not respond to claims of
infringement pursuant to the requirements of the
Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA).  In
accordance with the DMCA, we request your assistance
in the removal of infringements of the Sirius Star
from this ocean and any other seas
for which you act as an Pirate Service Provider. 
We further declare under penalty of perjury that we
are authorized to act on behalf of Vela International and
that the information in this letter is accurate. 
Please contact me immediately to discuss this matter
further.

Nothing contained in this letter constitutes an
express or implied waiver of any rights, remedies or
defenses of Vela International, all of which are expressly
reserved.

Very truly yours,



Mr Riaa & M. Paa LLP
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 04, 2008, 10:10:46 am
Bruce Lee Plays PingPong with nunchucks! Crazy!!! Part 1 HQ
Bruce Lee Plays PingPong with nunchucks! Crazy!!! Part 2 HQ
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2008, 07:55:05 pm
(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa149/icemandeeran/2298806034_4c76d40d25-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2008, 09:37:29 pm
Guy tests his "finger proof saw"....with his OWN finger!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/325071/6bb3c29d/time_warp_cirkelzaag.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 12, 2008, 05:33:43 am
Night.Of.The.Living.Jews.2007.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT
Quote
On the first night of Passover the residents of a remote
Jewish bungalow colony are turned into flesh eating
zombies by matzoh with a dark history. In the hunt for
human flesh, the zombies descend on an unsuspecting
family in their quiet farmhouse. The loving mother
(Alexandra Angeloch), father (Phillip Levine), along with
their rascally son James (Adam Forrest) and naively
seductive teenage daughter Sally (Sierra DeCrosta), have
to tap into their deepest survival instincts to battle
Hasidic zombies, killer payos (thats right, those little
curly side-burns), and antler-sporting zombie rabbis
It's really the beginning of the end when a fairly tall
but not so dark stranger (Nate Earl), who knows the
situation all too well, miraculously appears. Journey
through their hellish night of terror, romance, and a
frighteningly non-kosher diet
Night of the Living Jews - trailer
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 12, 2008, 11:39:33 pm
(http://suprbay.org/image.php?u=62745&dateline=1227451497)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: necro on December 13, 2008, 01:32:01 am
http://www.fruitlauncher.com

Z EDIT
We can't post that here...there are some kids that visit this section! I left part of the link so anyone interested could find it.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2008, 01:37:29 am
Mosh Pit Kitties!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/328731/fccbafbb/moshpit_voor_pussies.html

Kat who had garauge door close on his neck taken to Vet (he was ok) REALLY pissed off at the world.
feature=channel_page
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 14, 2008, 11:35:21 pm
The answere to all problems!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/23e6bd5026/not-giving-a-fuck-jon-lajoie-from-jon-lajoie
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2008, 01:10:44 am
Thinking of moveing to Hollywood?
Typical day...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ce6a120c1b/a-day-in-the-life-of-nick-swardson-from-nick-swardson
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2008, 01:29:00 am
(http://patriotpost.us/images/editions/08-51d.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 22, 2008, 08:25:56 am
The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof
NR=1

The Joker: Practicing the Scar Story
Quote
Never open a bag of potato chips with a chainsaw



Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 22, 2008, 10:13:46 am
Iron Man DUI!
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Redneck on December 22, 2008, 09:49:56 pm
WTF?

http://kotaku.com/5100537/gun-enthusiast-makes-real-gears-lancer-that-can-really-kill-you

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 28, 2008, 02:35:48 am
(http://geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/steven_segal_emotion_chart.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 04, 2009, 10:07:17 pm
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/348931/e827288c/dames,_eet_je_hart_uit.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 04, 2009, 11:43:58 pm
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/348931/e827288c/dames,_eet_je_hart_uit.html
That is an example of the left/right brain function that makes men and women think differently.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Frank P. on January 06, 2009, 03:49:44 am
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/348931/e827288c/dames,_eet_je_hart_uit.html
HAHA!!! Thats funny in any language!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 06, 2009, 10:52:18 am
An advert for all you tea drinkers:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaG1_xXzd4
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: necro on January 06, 2009, 07:47:48 pm
the russians are the hardest players on earth !!!

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=64e_qK_vHTE&feature=related

greetz necro !!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 15, 2009, 12:27:13 am
Every coin has two sides!

Hamas uses CHILDREN as suicide bombers as shown from this photo siezed by IDF forces.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Suicide-bomber-baby01.jpg)

ISREAL uses dna manipulation on CHILDREN to turn them into bees in order to attack hammas. Picture seized by Palestinian authorities.
(http://www.cindybeads.com/images/Brandon/93_Halloween_BEE.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on January 15, 2009, 12:56:23 am
heres a 2 sided coin for ya


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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 15, 2009, 05:51:30 am
And you thought that the traffic on the L.A. freeways was bad?
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2009, 09:04:23 pm
They are coming...and bringing cousins!
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2009, 09:58:23 pm
(http://www.t-chest.co.uk/2005/images/alcoholic.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: IllAssembly on January 18, 2009, 04:51:50 am
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And you thought that the traffic on the L.A. freeways was bad?
NR=1

and if you thought THAT was a tight fit than you should watch the video of me and doolittles mom.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 18, 2009, 10:05:22 am
Not all that cool.
Pissing people off that fuck with TKC is cool.
Attacking their mothers is not really cool.

+1/2 point for effort,-1/2 point for style.
You stand even at this point...try to do better next time around.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on January 18, 2009, 11:47:17 am
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And you thought that the traffic on the L.A. freeways was bad?
NR=1

and if you thought THAT was a tight fit than you should watch the video of me and doolittles mom.

If you thought that was funny then you should definitely see the post above mine :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Jimmy on January 18, 2009, 10:40:16 pm
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And you thought that the traffic on the L.A. freeways was bad?
NR=1

and if you thought THAT was a tight fit than you should watch the video of me and doolittles mom.

Why should we be interested in seeing you stuck in head first in that woman?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on January 19, 2009, 01:48:42 am
Hmmmmmm.....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 19, 2009, 08:38:34 am
Hmmmmmm.....
Hmmmmmm.....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 21, 2009, 01:32:46 am
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 21, 2009, 12:38:58 pm
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png)
i find this stuff to be true all the time.

I cannot game without my chemical dependencies :D.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on January 21, 2009, 02:46:12 pm
hah nice story behind it  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 21, 2009, 10:41:17 pm
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Since President Obamas inauguration is the big story today, sex-kitten reader Nadia sent in this link showing what?s inside the Secret Service Yukon XL that follows the presidential limo.  Namely, the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically driven machine gun chambered in 7.62mm, capable of firing 4,000 rounds per minute.  And get this, the bullets are laced with poison.  And the poison is high in calories.  These guys aren?t fuckin around.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=17761
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 22, 2009, 12:03:25 am
i find this stuff to be true all the time.

I cannot game without my chemical dependencies :D.

LOL_-"!"-_ btw if anyone has problems with america trying to take their oil .. just send obama a picture of a whip  .. no more problem
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on January 22, 2009, 10:03:58 am
i find this stuff to be true all the time.

I cannot game without my chemical dependencies :D.

LOL_-"!"-_ btw if anyone has problems with america trying to take their oil .. just send obama a picture of a whip  .. no more problem

Im down to send a pic of a whip regardless of the problem, nothing racial about it i just want to "whip" him into shape after fking up his inauguration speach soo badly lol. (even bush did that right)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 22, 2009, 10:26:57 am
Obama is going to be the biggest fuckup this country or the would has seen in about the past 60 years.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on January 22, 2009, 10:05:26 pm
Obama is going to be the biggest fuckup this country or the would has seen in about the past 60 years.

Tuesday, my biology teacher has a really shitty TV in her room. I was half asleep anyways, but I could still hear everything. The TV buzzed super loud, sounding like a gunshot.

Almost all the white kids jumped to see if he was shot.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 23, 2009, 01:09:51 am
A Geologist and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Geologist leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Geologist persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Geologist now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!"

This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Geologist asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"

The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Geologist.

Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Geologist, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Geologist looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.

The Geologist is more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Geologist $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 23, 2009, 01:13:06 am
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, ?I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.?

?Very well,? says God, ?let us see if Jesus has fared any better.?

Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, ?B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus? program is intact! How did he do it??

God chuckles, ?Everybody knows? Jesus saves.?

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 23, 2009, 01:34:31 am
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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, "Can I join you?"
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?Knock, knock.?

?Who?s there??

very long pause?.

?Java.?
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/random_number.png)
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I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.
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Q: how many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, they just make darkness a standard and tell everyone "this behavior is by design"
(http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/7439/bscap0001gc.jpg)
(http://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_flowchart.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 26, 2009, 03:35:13 am
(http://i20.tinypic.com/2czqd90.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on January 26, 2009, 03:45:13 am
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2154/1232863727556nd8.png) (http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1232863727556nd8.png)
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1232863727556nd8.png/1/w450.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img264/1232863727556nd8.png/1/)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 26, 2009, 04:00:42 am
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20090121/cp.654489c9b40ca0e856448ed7333a3532.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 26, 2009, 08:10:08 am
This is how old folks like myself fight war:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=13576376
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 29, 2009, 07:16:33 am
Roadside Ass-sistance
http://www.spike.com/video/roadside-ass/3101845

Nailing Your Wife
http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-pg-porn/3041858

Peanus
http://www.spike.com/video/peanus-pg-porn-promo/3081267

A Very Peanus Christmas
http://www.spike.com/video/very-peanus/3095938
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 29, 2009, 09:17:38 pm
The Perfect Girl
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on January 30, 2009, 10:39:13 pm
perfect girl,lol but not how i want it to end...  :icon_o_o
LOL
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guy with tits
lol-that was funny how he said that.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 03, 2009, 05:24:49 am
(http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/Funny_Pictures_Animated_Antigravity.gif)
(http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/Funny_Pictures_Animated_Ronald_McDonald_gone_mad.gif)
(http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/aCC_Garfield4.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 03, 2009, 08:03:27 am

Melbourne heatwave .....


(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/melbourne.jpg)


 :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 03, 2009, 08:06:01 am
A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a  job.

The manager asked, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The young man answered, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home.'

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through  it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'

The Aussie bloke said, 'One.'

The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average  20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?' .......  $124,237.00

The manager choked and exclaimed, '$124,237.00 ...

What the hell did you sell him?' '

'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, So I told him he would need a boat.

We went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined  Power Cat.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took  him down to car Sales and sold him the 4x4 Suzuki.'

The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me .... A guy came in  here to buy A fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?'

'No, no, no ....... He came in here to buy a Box of tampons for his lady friend. And I said ............... 'Well, since your weekend's knackered, you     might as well go fishing.' !



! !

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 03, 2009, 08:14:59 am
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/Motivational/Cat_hat_Old.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 03, 2009, 08:16:05 am
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/Motivational/intelligent-him.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 03, 2009, 08:21:30 am
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/Motivational/damn-midnight-server-crash.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 03, 2009, 08:45:37 am

(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/Motivational/Mac.jpg)

(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/Motivational/4470emo.jpg)

 :icon_thumbsup :icon_thumbsup(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/Motivational/female-motivational-posters-4.jpg) :icon_thumbsup :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on February 06, 2009, 11:17:10 pm
I don't think she looks like a whore at all..
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 07, 2009, 12:10:10 am
I don't think she looks like a whore at all..
What do the whores in your town dress like?
Photo's please!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on February 07, 2009, 07:14:51 am
i was walking around and posted our towns local "ho"
you might know of her...
(http://planetsave.com/files/2007/10/paris-hilton-costume-blue-new-4.jpg)

shes no nurse, but she'll do.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 07, 2009, 09:19:48 am
Paris "Da Ho" Hilton.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on February 07, 2009, 09:37:34 am
she is a Hilton, open 24/7- New Guest get special access,lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on February 07, 2009, 06:52:53 pm
I don't think she looks like a whore at all..
What do the whores in your town dress like?
Photo's please!

I doubt the rules will allow me to post those photo's  :icon_sad2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 08, 2009, 01:06:37 am
Then just PM them to us!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Oynky on February 09, 2009, 12:35:19 am
I don't think she looks like a whore at all..
What do the whores in your town dress like?
Photo's please!

I doubt the rules will allow me to post those photo's  :icon_sad2

yeah i know what u mean hoax  :icon_shifty
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 09, 2009, 08:38:18 am

(http://planetsave.com/files/2007/10/paris-hilton-costume-blue-new-4.jpg)

thought it was only sharks that rolled their eyes back when they feed


guess da ho paris is looking for a good feed ..........
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 09, 2009, 08:50:50 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 09, 2009, 08:59:31 am
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/various/halloween2.jpg)(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/various/halloween3.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 09, 2009, 07:15:04 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 09, 2009, 08:45:30 pm
Be in two places at the same time without movement..or.."How to teleport".
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=8193.0
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 10, 2009, 04:29:03 am
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/89214-The-Death-Star-Costs-15-6-Septillion
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2009, 07:45:58 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on February 11, 2009, 09:18:29 am
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/89214-The-Death-Star-Costs-15-6-Septillion

LOL!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2009, 11:44:22 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 12, 2009, 06:40:08 am
You might be seeing in your news, the devasting fires that have been making there way across the southern part of Australia, the heatwave, our sharks taking a greater interest in our beaches, and ATM's being blown up, and the rain .........

So here's the latest tourism ad .....

(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/steve.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 17, 2009, 10:00:09 pm
Pete The Meat Puppet
A music video...of sorts.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 19, 2009, 06:44:45 am
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/ea1cf7fd-7273-4031-a84b-dce41da4f654.h2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on February 21, 2009, 09:07:36 pm
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5180/cookiemonsterlol.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 22, 2009, 01:39:42 am
Don't Shit Your Pants!
This is an online browser game.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on February 22, 2009, 11:11:15 am
1000 posts!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 25, 2009, 06:23:16 am
New Microsoft Messages ...............

--------------------------------------------
The Web site you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.
--------------------------------------------
Program aborting.

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams
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Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.
--------------------------------------------
A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.
--------------------------------------------
Four things are certain:

Death, taxes, Z and lost data.

Guess which has occurred
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Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 25, 2009, 11:43:18 pm
(http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/dikkeboef1.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 26, 2009, 09:11:23 am
I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY.

I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT


(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/funny%20pics/speedingdog.jpg)


Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on February 26, 2009, 09:14:49 am
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/funny%20pics/Farts.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 26, 2009, 10:35:01 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 27, 2009, 12:10:49 am
(http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/Darwin%20Fish%20Silver%20(2214).jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on February 27, 2009, 06:10:13 pm
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on February 27, 2009, 06:15:29 pm
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7039/bangbros.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 28, 2009, 06:35:55 am
How are video games made?
Most people think it is done by "developers" but the truth is now known...they are made by ALIENS!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/de-rez/557-Dave-Hiroshima-Investigates
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 01, 2009, 11:37:38 am
Two dogs,one fart.
http://www.hornoxe.com/hundefurz/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 01, 2009, 11:42:43 am
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2009, 12:24:09 am
So...who has been F'ing the ping pong balls?
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/03/04/colbert-on-beer-pong-herpes/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on March 08, 2009, 08:35:19 pm
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu46/Kexro33/LOL-1.jpg)

LMFAO!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 13, 2009, 06:24:40 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 13, 2009, 09:40:05 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on March 13, 2009, 07:21:47 pm
(http://i40.tinypic.com/331j0qf.gif)

omg Z !!!!  :icon_sick
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 19, 2009, 01:37:04 am
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/4sbqs9.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 21, 2009, 09:01:34 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on March 21, 2009, 10:28:23 pm
I don't get it?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 21, 2009, 11:10:16 pm
I don't get it?
It is a UK statement that some hold about the abuse of the "Big Brother" concept.
Basically they have a CCTV camera on every corner as well as,in some areas,one on every building.
Car licence plates and faces are all sent through a computer network.
They know who you are,going/coming/been,if you pick your nose or scratch your crotch,who you stop to speak to,etc etc etc.

Some people are outraged by it so much they don skimasks and use poles with spypaint cans to screw up cameras...while others have been brainwashed into thinking it is an outrage to do so "for our own safety".
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 27, 2009, 10:00:12 pm
Iron Man vs Bruce Lee
feature=dir
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 28, 2009, 04:36:37 am
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ice.age.3.dvdrip.xvid-MPAA
Audio = 9
Video = 9
Film = 9
Letter from ISP = 1
 :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2009, 10:59:20 pm
Interactive Movie based on L4D game!
http://survivetheoutbreak.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on March 30, 2009, 04:26:45 pm
Interactive Movie based on L4D game!
http://survivetheoutbreak.com/

NICE  :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 30, 2009, 11:30:45 pm
Interactive Movie based on L4D game!
http://survivetheoutbreak.com/

NICE  :icon_thumbsup
Thank you.
As you can see this is the part of the forum that holds my interest the most.
People need to smile more often.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on March 31, 2009, 06:51:20 pm
classic.... :icon_biggrin2

http://www.mitadmissions.org/topics/misc/miscellaneous/everybody_loves_a_math_joke.shtml
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 08, 2009, 03:35:05 am
(http://i40.tinypic.com/11kjjgo.jpg)

(http://i42.tinypic.com/dq3vx2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on April 08, 2009, 07:45:02 am
i use to play/watch those movies, liek the "Survicetheoutbreak.com" except, mine were the adult version..   :icon_shifty

thats a funny pic of Mil-House

..ive downloaded a ton of movies,since b4 i joined tkc, my isp didnt care.

when i did move, the other ISP i was with at the time, did email me about the movie was illegally downloaded, they told me to delete it....blah blah, i replied back saying i downloaded a interactive wallpaper/screensaver, not a movie, never heard from them again.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on April 08, 2009, 08:25:05 am
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/508/survivor1t.jpg)

yAy, i survived.


theres 2 ways to survive.

one was my way choose to run to the woods - you meet a woman, driving, before it ends the camera man zooms in on her bitten neck..live to fight another day.

mine was choose to run to the streets, you meet the same woman, with couple more ppl this time, she doesnt look to be bitten then time..

oh yea, 1 more thing, i left that B*Tc*, she tripped? on what? oh i pushed her..mayb to have her force out any more zombies in there...she served her purpose, before the intro, you didnt get to the see the adult scene of us..oh well, thats that...
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on April 08, 2009, 08:30:35 am
Page 69, thats my favorite number.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on April 08, 2009, 07:06:35 pm
Electricity Grid in U.S. Penetrated By Spies

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123914805204099085.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2009, 12:12:51 am
Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Nature?s First Sexual Predator
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/paleontologists_discover_skeleton
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2009, 02:06:52 am
Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games

Congressman gives preemptive apology
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congressman_offers_preemptive
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on April 09, 2009, 05:02:48 am
Electricity Grid in U.S. Penetrated By Spies

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123914805204099085.html

i know about that, guess my proggyz and the proxie i used helped out
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2009, 04:47:06 am
(http://www.command-post.org/desk/archives/cp.jpg)
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a231/68725/frog/15feb13-pornographic-weather-readin.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 13, 2009, 03:31:21 am
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/729/adminretarden8.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]Lasher on April 16, 2009, 08:19:06 am
Perhaps the greatest beer add ever? %100 Never ever going to be aired in the U.S.

http://nextround.net/2008/08/04/greatest-beer-commercial-ever/ (http://nextround.net/2008/08/04/greatest-beer-commercial-ever/)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 19, 2009, 02:39:09 am
"Good people need guns."
http://www.thehopeforamerica.com/play.php?id=834
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on April 19, 2009, 05:04:14 am
mmmm
tasty

(http://wtfisthat.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/wtf8.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 21, 2009, 09:15:38 am
Why everyone shold be able to own a gun....damn pirates!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Somalia
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on April 21, 2009, 10:51:01 am
Computer trouble!

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? 

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that?  In case I need to fix it again.'

Richard grinned.  'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'


So I wrote down:     I D 1 0 T

I used to like the little sh*t........
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on April 21, 2009, 10:51:59 am
MY LIVING WILL


Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
 

If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on April 21, 2009, 03:36:24 pm
Pebcak, or Hacked by 127.0.0.1, Problem Ticket 7353 (SELF on a phone), and so on.  We had a saying - machines don?t break, users do.

tech 1 guy : user had a problem

tech 2 guy : did you resolve it?

tech 1 guy : yep was PEBKAC

tech 2 guy : typical .. end of call

* PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on April 21, 2009, 03:40:15 pm
(http://www.djmick.co.uk/images/2009/04/fake-watch.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2009, 03:37:28 am
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/CriusPhilly/Ipee_by_La_Bamba-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on April 22, 2009, 09:31:45 am
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.


they are stupid...still charge them for being stupid, but say its fee for a diag. and that the power cord is working...after theyve paid...

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/03/slimer033009.jpg)
..Slimer has needs too...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 23, 2009, 11:21:53 pm
(http://i44.tinypic.com/212a7b.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2009, 08:51:21 am
Medic....I got a pic,you must just ask far to often.  :icon_laugh
(http://i43.tinypic.com/10cjm2c.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: b00n on April 24, 2009, 02:49:13 pm
RICK ROLL

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Post by: MrMedic on April 24, 2009, 05:11:52 pm
Medic....I got a pic,you must just ask far to often.  :icon_laugh
(http://i43.tinypic.com/10cjm2c.gif)

lol nutter
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 25, 2009, 07:20:29 am
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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on April 25, 2009, 09:58:55 am
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the superman one is better

btw

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ? Now read without the word dog.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 30, 2009, 03:16:55 am
(http://i40.tinypic.com/1z6t91f.jpg)
(http://i24.tinypic.com/2dgp3md.gif)
feature
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 30, 2009, 03:36:48 am
Quote
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,

"Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

                                ********

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.


The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.


I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.


I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.


The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.


So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.


She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' And she processed my Social Security


application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office!

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too'

And then the fight started.....


                                ****
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.


The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.


I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now
with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'


My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started ...


                                ****


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.


My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'


'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'


'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


And then the fight started.....


                                ****


I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get sooooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....

He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'


So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....


                              ****


I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And then the fight started.....


                                **** 

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,

'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near

perfect.'

And then the fight started.....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 30, 2009, 07:27:20 pm
Pot copter...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26852192/vp/30477632#30477632
(http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00036/00036227.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on May 01, 2009, 05:39:14 am
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x91/Green_Monkey_/stfu__gtfo.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e40/swingdancer16/Cyanide%20and%20Happiness/weird.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2009, 10:35:17 am
Leave it to Beaver
feature=related
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2009, 11:23:41 am
Youtube spoof:
Banned Mastercard Priceless Commercial: The Milkman
feature

15 minute short film...The Milkman.
http://milkmanthefilm.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 06, 2009, 10:13:20 am
Biden warns Swine Flu not over yet

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on May 06, 2009, 02:07:01 pm
Will EA be taken over by Apple?

http://www.gamebizblog.com/gamebizblog/2009/05/opinion-why-apples-ea-buy-makes-sense.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 08, 2009, 12:34:23 am
The truth about Swin Flu!
feature
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 08, 2009, 12:59:07 am
Barack Obama's CHILL Pills!!! (First 100 Days)
feature
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 08, 2009, 03:53:24 am
Update With Joe The Plumber...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on May 10, 2009, 11:35:51 pm
Happy Mother's Day MILFs
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33827305 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33827305)

This, coming from the guy that asked what a MILF was a couple years ago  :icon_rolleyes2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on May 11, 2009, 08:59:26 am
(http://poseidon.spoiledphotos.com/content/1523/resized/-1233976809-18512.jpg?1236411628)
(http://icarus.spoiledphotos.com/content/2991/resized/Picture_6.jpg?1241265320)
(http://poseidon.spoiledphotos.com/content/1499/resized/spoiledphotos-1230954246-71834.jpg?)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on May 11, 2009, 10:48:34 pm
(http://i43.tinypic.com/358t08n.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on May 12, 2009, 04:55:54 pm

(http://www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/chucknorris.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on May 13, 2009, 04:05:02 pm
http://christarp.aljaud.com/demo_reel_web.mov (http://christarp.aljaud.com/demo_reel_web.mov) :icon_cool2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on May 15, 2009, 09:20:40 am
Kids Are Quick

____________________________________
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find  North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered  America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'                                             
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:           I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
________________________________
TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.     
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:       No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on May 15, 2009, 09:53:44 am
UNCLASSIFIED

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.

And at a local level...

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shut, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". There has not been a situation yet that has warranted the used of the final escalation level.

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: h3ck3lr on May 15, 2009, 09:56:51 am
Hey Z, just wondering about the Santa Barbara fires, they under control

here in Oz, we been seeing news footage about it ........... looks pretty nasty

hope its not distracting from the mountain life and fishing .....................
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 16, 2009, 04:08:46 am
Hey Z, just wondering about the Santa Barbara fires, they under control

here in Oz, we been seeing news footage about it ........... looks pretty nasty

hope its not distracting from the mountain life and fishing .....................
Those fires are down towards L.A. and really not all that bad of a thing.
The WILDFIRES that we had in northern California last summer (our summer) were the bad ones...burned for months,half wiped out a few small towns and resulted in the Forest Service and DEA finding and pulling up almost 10% of the areas Pot farms.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 26, 2009, 06:09:02 am
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/cowboy_modine/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 27, 2009, 07:27:19 am
I'm a Pervert!
With it's Commy Door 64 music Mr Medic will want a copy of this one.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on May 27, 2009, 04:31:09 pm
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q202/lanovsky/drrsyku0.jpg)

SPARRRRTAAAAA!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on May 27, 2009, 04:34:26 pm
(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-dog-pictures-shhhhh.jpg)


IZE UNDERCOVER !!!!  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 27, 2009, 08:44:10 pm
Quote
Unfortunately-Named Websites
1. A site called 'Who Represents ' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name? wait for it? is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company?
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 30, 2009, 04:56:50 am
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/Boonfarmer/vince-killed-billy.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on June 30, 2009, 05:22:20 am
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q75/Boonfarmer/vince-killed-billy.jpg)
thats sick m8.

though i did hear he was a jack full of aces and twos, that still aint right rofl.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 30, 2009, 09:35:21 pm
(http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20090629.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on July 01, 2009, 05:51:01 pm
Billy Mays was easily the only guy I liked to watch try and sell me crap for my kitchen I don't want.

Anybody hear about the Sham-wow guy? He beat up a hooker or something.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 02, 2009, 07:35:20 pm
The King of Pop Pup!
http://www.break.com/index/dog-learns-to-moonwalk.html
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Post by: MrMedic on July 03, 2009, 02:23:22 am
well ive had way way too much to drink again , got invited to a cristening , and my misses got offerd to be a god parent tonight , and now im sat here wondering where the fuck ive been and who asked me and her lol ... beer is good stuff :)
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 04, 2009, 05:47:09 am
Pedobear...the movie!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1912846

ShamWOW guy goes to jail.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910326
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 11, 2009, 12:50:11 am
Living with First-Person Shooter Disease
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 13, 2009, 09:15:01 pm
Mohammed Brand Condoms
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 14, 2009, 04:06:48 am
It's Been Declined: The Card
NR
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 25, 2009, 09:23:33 pm
(http://i29.tinypic.com/23t2v6o.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 26, 2009, 03:54:24 am
Silvio Berlusconi
The leader of Italy is a real man...he makes jokes about sex and even said Obama "has a nice tan".
Here is one short video that you don't need to speak Italian to understand:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 26, 2009, 05:02:16 am
(http://i31.tinypic.com/24m50lv.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 29, 2009, 09:10:52 pm
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6605/2066588850060019844vatjbn5.jpg)
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Post by: MrMedic on July 30, 2009, 05:54:29 pm
(http://lolviagra.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/viagra_magician.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 31, 2009, 08:55:11 am
Job Interview
 :icon_laugh
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 03, 2009, 10:47:12 pm
(http://www.drudgereport.com/obj.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 05, 2009, 10:12:46 pm
Jesus Appears on Las Vegas Toilet

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Post by: ZOldDude on August 06, 2009, 03:37:12 am
Wolverine meets Dr. Manhattan
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 06, 2009, 03:58:54 am
Wolverine and Rorschach
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 13, 2009, 03:38:16 am
Quote
A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on 2 million pounds, but in reality, we're just living with two sluts.
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Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on August 13, 2009, 05:21:07 am
That just made my day! Thanks Z!
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on August 13, 2009, 11:23:13 pm
rofl nice joke.
and...
post 1200
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 13, 2009, 11:31:58 pm
Quote
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and water skied everyday and went fishing and hunting
and played golf a lot and drank beer and Jack
Daniels and had tons of money in the bank and left
the toilet seat up and farted whenever he
wanted.



The End
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 17, 2009, 04:59:21 am
How to pick up any girl you want:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/40972/saturday-night-live-don-drapers-guide?GT1=42006
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 18, 2009, 09:17:41 pm
Chinese Guy HATES YouTube Haters
Really funny!
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 18, 2009, 11:19:50 pm
Chinese Guy Searches for a Girlfriend!
"No girls with penis!"
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Post by: Berger on August 20, 2009, 11:55:26 am
Happy Birthday forrest747  :icon_biggrin2
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Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on August 22, 2009, 04:26:53 am
Peter Chao <3
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 22, 2009, 09:49:25 pm
(http://patriotpost.us/images/editions/09-33c-cartoon.jpg)
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Post by: b00n on August 25, 2009, 02:33:35 pm
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/608311/e17a2d68/aap_en_goochelaar.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 27, 2009, 02:52:46 am
Jesus was resurrected in 3 days; the Pirate Bay in 3 hours.

(http://media.bestofmicro.com/Pirate-Bay-Logo,P-5-221225-13.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 27, 2009, 11:17:14 pm
(http://i31.tinypic.com/18yvlz.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]phranz on August 28, 2009, 11:49:26 pm
(http://i27.tinypic.com/nx3nlh.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 31, 2009, 10:26:40 pm
(http://media.patriotpost.us/img/edition/2009/35b.jpg)
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Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on September 15, 2009, 05:52:57 pm
Just a random IRC convo.

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I?m sorry. I?m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I?m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don?t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I?m serious.
sweet17: I don?t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I?m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It?s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren?t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I?m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren?t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don?t want to send you the picture cause I?m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren?t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What?s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I?m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I?ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I?m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn?t you.
bloodninja: I?ll be damned if it ain?t!
sweet17: You don?t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy?.
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won?t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn?t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You?ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn?t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can?t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can?t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You?d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You?re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I?ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don?t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I?m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren?t
bloodninja: You?re right. I?m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I?m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I?m sorry.
sweet17: I?m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I?ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You?ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I?d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn?t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I?d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I?m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don?t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I?m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn?t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won?t do it if you don?t want me to
sweet17: I didn?t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp? you say ?HARRRR!!!?
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can?t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It?s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you?ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ?going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ?still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple?
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin?
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ?going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on September 15, 2009, 06:00:28 pm
Oh yes, and another one:

<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 29, 2009, 02:33:29 am
Ted Kennedy & The Health Care Town Halls

I like the old guy.  :wink2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 09, 2009, 08:00:52 am
 :icon_o_o
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicisitkrisisitnotyoulljusthavetosendusanemail.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 09, 2009, 09:36:10 pm
(http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2009-10-09.gif)
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Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on October 10, 2009, 05:52:49 pm
Hahaha, it fits everyones thoughts.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on October 10, 2009, 07:02:48 pm
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2685/hmmqn.jpg)

sold to the circus lol .. made me laugh this one.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on October 10, 2009, 07:38:57 pm
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-headline-fail.jpg)
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Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on October 10, 2009, 07:59:43 pm
Koopa Troopa, Goomba, Shy Guy and Bob-omb sit in a pub.

Troopa: How much longer they got you walking between those two pipes?

Goomba: Two more weeks on the job, then I'm retired. I can't wait to see my kids again.

King Koopa enters.

King Koopa: Hey guys!

Everyone: Hey, King Koopa!

King Koopa: Ha, yeah, about that actually. You guys can just call me Bowser now.

Everyone looks confused.

Goomba: Bowser? What's Bowser?

King Koopa: It's my new nickname. You know, I'm a big turtle dinosaur, and everyone bows before me. I am the Bow-saur! Or Bowser, cause that's easier to say.

Goomba: That's retarded.

King Koopa crushes Goomba.

Troopa: Oh my god! Well, I definitely think it's cool!

King Koopa: Thanks! I knew I could count on you guys. So it's settled, I'm Bowser from now on.

Shy Guy: I don't know. What was wrong with just being King Koopa?

King Koopa: Uh, well... it's just that "King Koopa" was my father's name. And his father's, and his father's before that. That's kind of how monarchy works, you know? I figured it was time for a change.

Bob-omb: So this has nothing to do with the fact that someone spray-painted "King Poopa" all over your castle last week?

King Koopa: Nope. Definitely not.

Shy Guy: Look--I'm sorry, but you can't just give yourself a new nickname. Especially if it's something stupid like Bows-

King Koopa breathes fire on Shy Guy.

Shy Guy: My flesh!

Shy Guy collapses into a burning heap.

Troopa: Oh shit! Oh no!

King Koopa: Ha! Did you guys see that? Classic Bowser move.

Troopa: That's totally, uh... wow! In conclusion, great name, boss!

Bob-omb: Look, I feel like I have to step in here. You are the boss. No one here's arguing that. I just don't think it's appropriate for us to be displaying that level of familiarity with one another in the workplace. I mean, everyone called me "Boomer" my senior year of college, but I left all that behind me when I started here.

Troopa: Really? "Boomer" is a pretty sweet name, dude.

Bob-omb: Thanks.

Troopa: It really suits you, too.

King Koopa: Hey guys, I changed my mind. Everyone call me "Boomer" from now on.

Bob-omb: Jesus. Why can't you just go by your first name?

King Koopa: Gaylord Koopa?

Bob-omb: Point taken.

Mario: What's up, dick-holders?

Mario stands at the door to the pub. A hush falls over the patrons.

Mario: Hold your applause. Some nutmunch just delivered a box of business cards to my condo by mistake. Which one of you short-bus jockeys is named "Bowser"?

King Koopa: Um... uh, actually, those belong to-

Mario: Oh, hey, it's King Poopa. How's that IBS treating you, fagasaurus?

King Koopa: (muttering) ...that's actually, not my name... my name is Bowser, now...

Mario: These cards are yours? Nice lavender cardstock. Your name sounds like John Goodman trying to order dessert but all his chins keep getting in the way. Catch you later, koopa queers. Mario out!

Mario flicks the cards in King Koopa's face and exits. Long silence. King Koopa sniffles.

Troopa: You okay, boss?

Bob-omb: Hey, don't listen to that guy, he's just jealous.

King Koopa: (sniff) You think so?

Bob-omb: I know it. Hey, you know what would be classic? Let's go kidnap his girlfriend and put her at the end of a series of progressively more difficult castles.

King Koopa: (sniff) Can we... can we fill the castles with lava?

Bob-omb: I don't know. What would Bowser do?

King Koopa: You guys are the best.
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 12, 2009, 10:28:13 pm
(http://www2.arnes.si/~mocko/SLIKE/FORUMFires.JPG)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on October 13, 2009, 01:27:06 am
(http://www2.arnes.si/~mocko/SLIKE/FORUMFires.JPG)
TKC used to be based in a meadow with deer, until Z registered on the forums....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2009, 12:41:39 am
(http://www.digitalgangster.com/4um/image.php?u=128&dateline=1164851276)
(http://la.gg/upl/chickenfd1.gif)
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/bigbudz/quickie.jpg)
Shut up woman...and get on my horse!
(video) http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 16, 2009, 01:17:19 am
i-Gun Traffic Rampage:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on October 18, 2009, 01:00:44 am
i-Gun Traffic Rampage:
feature=related

this one is better, watch till the end.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on October 21, 2009, 12:32:18 am
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was think
 MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables? Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach? Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn?t really turn me on? I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchini
 Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ?
 bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
blo
 BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 "Mr. Happy" of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber par
 BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't **** with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brai
 bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard no
 bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

 bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

 bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be ser
 j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are
 bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: **** am I hard now.
 BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Wh
 BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.
eminemBNJA: OheminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on October 21, 2009, 03:07:47 am
(http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1216187217282.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on October 21, 2009, 05:02:39 am
(http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1216187217282.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jpg)
thats scary as fuck.

we have the technology, but those fuckers can jump our rockets and jump and take down a helicopter.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 21, 2009, 12:49:52 pm
Quote
thats scary as fuck.
Only if you piss them off really bad.
When you have billions of people as fit as that you don't need much technology.
Give them all pointed sticks and send them out to defeat anyone who attacks the country.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 27, 2009, 11:33:19 pm
L4D2 OUTBREAK PART ONE

Left 4 Dead 2 ? Trailer #2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 01, 2009, 12:28:42 am
Nahtzee on the subject of- The n00b effect
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: hoax-ravenheckler on November 03, 2009, 07:09:24 pm
Nahtzee on the subject of- The n00b effect


There is something called TALENT
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 05, 2009, 03:05:07 am
(http://xs119.xs.to/xs119/07393/CB.JPG)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on November 05, 2009, 03:11:27 am
(http://xs119.xs.to/xs119/07393/CB.JPG)

LOL
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on November 05, 2009, 03:18:31 am
non colour blind  lol if id have seen that at school when we got tested id have pissed myself laughing lol btw our school nurse was fit !


(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/99/16/nurse-sexy-costumes-3517.0.0.0x0.300x585.jpeg)

 i used to fake haveing growing pains so i could go see her , the only real growing pains i had was in my dick everytime i seen her lol.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on November 06, 2009, 12:16:11 am
^^    (http://i38.tinypic.com/2w4xvk4.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 10, 2009, 10:15:16 am
I can't belive this.
Check out the video.
http://www.freshballs.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2009, 02:30:24 am
(http://www.ballapowder.com/images/about1image.jpg)
http://www.ballapowder.com
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2009, 11:07:45 am
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/header.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/1.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/2.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/3.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/4.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/5.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/6.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/7.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/8.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/9.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/10.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/11.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/12.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on November 12, 2009, 11:47:05 am
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/header.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/1.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/2.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/3.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/4.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/5.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/6.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/7.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/8.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/9.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/10.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/11.jpg)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/comics/zombie_how/12.jpg)

I had to quote the whole thing.
loved!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on November 18, 2009, 01:30:27 am
Z, I gotta say, if that ain't the damned truth, I don't know what is!  :icon_laugh


It's about time this was made sticky after +1000 posts..
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 18, 2009, 03:44:51 am
One of the section Mods (hoax-ravenheckler) made the thread a sticky.
This is the 2nd thread with the same title...the first one got deleated by mistake a few years ago...it had over 4K posts at the time.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on November 18, 2009, 04:57:43 am
(http://www.maximumcomedy.com/images/controversial_Loveland_Sculpture-funny_sign.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on November 18, 2009, 05:00:30 am
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZezXI8AVYc/SXGN1DtFCAI/AAAAAAAABZk/lBR_8feZQkE/s400/Impossible+Dice+Triangle+Optical+Illusion.jpg)

impossible dice ?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on November 18, 2009, 11:50:27 pm
 :icon_biggrin2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 27, 2009, 12:10:17 am
(http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/ad291/Broco1337/gifs/frustration.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 27, 2009, 12:12:01 am
Frustration FIXED!
Note:NSFW
http://gallery.wayofthegun.net/d/1523-1/Valery_frustration_fixed.gif
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 27, 2009, 12:22:23 am
Interactive FRUSTRATION video!
http://cs85.clearspring.com/o/4b0aae5a10c04745/4b0cb6b2b4ea9cb1/4b0ab00fa5f2f672/28af69ca
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 04, 2009, 11:14:18 pm
(http://i43.tinypic.com/hwe59g.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 05, 2009, 05:09:42 pm
(http://i43.tinypic.com/hwe59g.jpg)

lol...

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4714/engine6.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]_NosTraDomus on December 06, 2009, 12:30:52 am
lol

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SJP3Lr5NHA4/SU60yZU_UGI/AAAAAAAAGW0/P95TYi6KRho/s400/funny_signs_8.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SJP3Lr5NHA4/SU60yQ-4urI/AAAAAAAAGWs/44iOPAKGdsM/s400/funny_sign_16.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 06, 2009, 03:00:07 am
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/robot-chicken-star-wars-25.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 11, 2009, 11:03:01 pm
Banned XFX advert
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922186
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 11, 2009, 11:07:25 pm
Fuck Planet Earth
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799271
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 11, 2009, 11:40:38 pm
Free LCD TV
Click here to claim it. (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on December 13, 2009, 05:07:11 am
Free LCD TV
Click here to claim it. (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html)
already removed.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2009, 05:34:53 am
Free LCD TV
Click here to claim it. (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html)
already removed.
The ad was really funny.
The person claimed to be away with his GF on vacation for two weeks and the room mate had paused a gay porno on a money shot in the face and it had burned the image onto the screen.  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2009, 06:03:02 am
Here is a SS about the free TV some person on one of my torrent sites saved:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2gx1w15.png
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 14, 2009, 12:00:04 am
(http://www.realkillers.co.uk/images/avatars/RestAssured%5B1%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 14, 2009, 06:39:53 pm
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e41/Burnin1/FatBastard_2.jpg)

more mince pies lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2009, 12:12:26 am
I never did like mince.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 16, 2009, 01:33:34 am
Give me back my stapler!
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h195/jpinga/B2.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 16, 2009, 08:30:09 pm
(http://img1.smackjeeves.com/images/uploaded/avatars/all/7/d/7db59dbe9180.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on December 21, 2009, 06:42:12 am
                                 alt+255                                
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 23, 2009, 12:37:00 am
HP computers are racist
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 23, 2009, 01:17:26 am
Are Women As Horny As Men?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=826_1260789445
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 28, 2009, 03:36:53 am
blocked/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs001.snc3/10855_1324366308578_1213475972_971633_2795566_n.jpg[/img]

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iu2jj7.gif)

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/hoggster/funny-5.jpg)

(http://www.mactard.co.uk/iblog//iblogimages//2009/01/mac_vs_pc.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/m4nuz.gif)

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/hoggster/1261006537309.jpg)

(http://i48.tinypic.com/j5gs8y.jpg)

(http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091217/picdump_109_70.jpg)

(http://www.narf.at/pix/3dc6a7a2b958512830d0bec6207d0bf58b54a9a8.jpeg)

(http://i.imgur.com/KeL4J.jpg)

(http://94.100.120.159/817200001-817250000/817239101-817239200/817239196_6_MNm_.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 28, 2009, 05:01:02 am
(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/horsey_ride.jpg)

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/tobacco_comic.jpg)

(http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/spaghetti.png)

(http://tby.dj-joyo.com/images/647_war18.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 29, 2009, 10:12:32 pm
Some of the photo's in the two links above are on a crappy host....you can see the missing ones the next day (host only allows so much bandwith per day).

Anyhow moving along....
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2ib2a6w.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/QogSf.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2009, 10:36:18 pm
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1zyvts0.png)

(http://i48.tinypic.com/6elnnq.jpg)

(http://i45.tinypic.com/21njjg0.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2009, 10:42:38 pm
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh281/sakutheotaku/BlackLagoon04.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 07, 2010, 02:58:49 am
Google Toilet
http://current.com/items/91659341_the-google-toilet.htm
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 11, 2010, 09:13:27 am
(http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/201001/errord/cybersafety.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 12, 2010, 12:21:07 am
Good question!
http://www.baconorbeercan.com/index.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2010, 09:23:03 am
4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW
Only used 7 months...
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 24, 2010, 11:18:12 am
(http://www.upload.ee/image/355868/BiGuyStats26383517.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 26, 2010, 05:47:41 am
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/moviemanjf/HateCrimes.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rulesforagunfight-480x384.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/playcat-444x384.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/phonesex-480x360.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/snipers.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/myfinger.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/hitler2.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/gaytest-7c2.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/damn.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/penguins.jpeg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/shaved.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/thiscat.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/ihazhotdog.jpg)

(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/nerds.jpg)

(http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyimages/980.gif)

(http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyimages/910.gif)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ik7hX_wotig/SewHvHrlrBI/AAAAAAAACCw/yI9SctNOCHI/s400/Glasbergen+comic+6.gif)

(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/091607/every-time-you-lol.gif)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9QAhUnvdeFY/ScB0_BZBWeI/AAAAAAAALBg/f-vr-1Rr2eM/s400/Funny-Comics001.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 29, 2010, 12:55:44 am
Bitch!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 31, 2010, 12:19:04 am
(http://www.katzy.dsl.pipex.com/AbandonHope.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 09, 2010, 07:41:36 am
(http://i46.tinypic.com/oruxi9.gif)
(http://server2.uploadit.org/files/suckafree-Flasher.JPG)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 10, 2010, 01:10:35 am
http://therealrevo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/miss-me-yet.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 09:31:04 pm
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w185/mrwhippy99/joke2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 09:53:24 pm
(http://i49.tinypic.com/1fbm82.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 10:05:05 pm
(http://i46.tinypic.com/v6ueft.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 10:06:14 pm
(http://imgur.com/Xh1rm.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 10:14:06 pm
(http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/Fish.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 10:20:06 pm
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/g2pL1FCzQ6km1yfaVkd8LCFO_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 10:25:46 pm
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly1.jpg)
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly2.jpg)
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly3.jpg)
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly4.jpg)
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly5.jpg)
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly6.jpg)
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly7.jpg)
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly8.jpg)
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/HOT97ECLIPSEGSX/fly9.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 10:43:50 pm
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2q34oi0.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 10:48:49 pm
(http://tby.dj-joyo.com/images/633_2008_11_13_TheRose.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 11:07:49 pm
(http://media.insidegamer.nl/dump/1238355305.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 11:15:17 pm
(http://i47.tinypic.com/k00t2p.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 11:28:51 pm

(http://img5.imagebanana.com/img/ebft0l6g/rage.gif)

(http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/Catfight3233186.gif)

(http://img5.imagebanana.com/img/diiur0ve/GA2tv8.gif)

(http://img5.imagebanana.com/img/zo4amfbk/a.gif)

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/143959-2/Bobsled_suit_tears.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 11:41:11 pm
(http://i46.tinypic.com/vi16jq.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 13, 2010, 11:57:14 pm
(http://i46.tinypic.com/dzuplf.jpg)
or larger:
http://i46.tinypic.com/dzuplf.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 14, 2010, 12:32:42 am
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/2/12/67%20Perfect%20Striking%20Spot.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2010, 10:10:39 pm
(http://www.imagebanana.com/img/5bul361z/uppixfeqw9dg4b044cb70001f3fc.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2010, 11:53:03 pm
Quote
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
"The guard asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,




























"Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big tits.?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 18, 2010, 05:44:05 am
(http://i45.tinypic.com/3160sc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 18, 2010, 11:15:28 pm
What started it all (see the gangster get his ass beat by Old Man)!


(http://memegenerator.net/Instances/746/HA-HA-Guy--OLD-MAN-KICKED-YOUR-ASS.jpg)

(http://s001.radikal.ru/i195/1002/0c/6d1ec6eb5aa6.jpg)

(http://i46.tinypic.com/wqye6q.jpg)


(http://i49.tinypic.com/2s7ykyh.jpg)

(http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/17/rundown/f_f56m_00c1e1c.jpg)

(http://memegenerator.net/Thumbnails/735/208x228_Advice-Hitler-IF-I-HAD-EPIC-BEARD-MAN-YOU-WOULD-BE-SPEAKING-GERMAN.jpg)

(http://memegenerator.net/Instances/828/The-Great-Communicator-WELL-THERE-YOU-HAVE-IT-DONT-MESS-WITH-OLD-VETS.jpg)

(http://i48.tinypic.com/2vs41oi.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on February 18, 2010, 11:44:35 pm
What started it all (see the gangster get his ass beat by Old Man)!


 :icon_laugh n1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 18, 2010, 11:52:30 pm
Yeah...thats how us Old Folks rock n' roll!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 19, 2010, 09:11:48 pm
blocked/photos-ak-sf2p/v257/60/39/516010031/n516010031_3120376_3050.jpg[/img]
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 19, 2010, 09:13:03 pm
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu48/Pastie_photos/ca526579.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 20, 2010, 01:19:44 am
EBM Sparta version:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 20, 2010, 01:30:42 am
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/743/original/endofworld.jpg?1266580645)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 20, 2010, 06:47:35 am
What started it all (see the gangster get his ass beat by Old Man)!


 :icon_laugh n1
See all the videos and the compleat thread  http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=8807.0 and feel free to add comments.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 21, 2010, 07:19:27 am
Alien vs Predator...room mates
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on February 22, 2010, 12:48:12 am
http://skoften.net/index/video/het_dak_sneeuwvrij_maken (http://skoften.net/index/video/het_dak_sneeuwvrij_maken)
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/837921/ac4d926f/even_je_baas_pranken.html (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/837921/ac4d926f/even_je_baas_pranken.html) :D
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/840771/86914564/mijn_huis_inpikken_over_m_n_lijk.html (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/840771/86914564/mijn_huis_inpikken_over_m_n_lijk.html)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 22, 2010, 09:53:21 pm
Quote from: mbodnar
The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces the 2010 Obama.

(http://ohmygov.com/blogs/general_news/2010%20Obama.jpg)

This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" owners.


Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL  It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2010, 09:55:21 am
What If Womens Magazines Were Written By Men..

(http://lookpic.com/i/796/3mxsG99O.jpeg)
(http://lookpic.com/i/205/fOiXFGMA.jpeg)
(http://lookpic.com/i/693/SL1FEc3W.jpeg)
(http://lookpic.com/i/556/1Umd00mM.jpeg)
(http://lookpic.com/i/341/ToWM2Ag.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2010, 10:48:06 pm
Good advert with fantastic camera/stage work:

How it was filemed (all in one shot,no editing):
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 25, 2010, 05:00:33 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/wortz/controller.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 28, 2010, 03:06:34 am
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2qxt4iw.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 28, 2010, 03:16:43 am
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2re6qe0.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2010, 01:00:40 am
Britain's rudest place names
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7263112/Britains-rudest-place-names.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2010, 01:28:47 am
(http://xs.to/image-7DE9_4B906196.jpg)

(http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae140/jonothegun/MeatBaby.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2010, 10:27:29 pm
(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/pe23.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on March 07, 2010, 08:48:04 am
z m8 wtf you doing in atlantic city beating the crap out of bus goers?

no seriously, this 67 year old man destroyed this ghetto punk.

here is the interview after
NR=1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 07, 2010, 11:36:06 am
I was checking out the leaked CoD6...



























(http://lookpic.com/i/397/DB5Zqvtg.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 09, 2010, 05:13:47 am
(http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee333/ewolden/Random/Grammar_Nazi.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 09, 2010, 05:17:59 am
Screw Arnold "the terminator"...Popeye was a bad-ass!
(http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee333/ewolden/Random/1267968280182.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 09, 2010, 11:42:49 am
The real Godfather...
(http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/51941/godfather-bugs-bunny-image.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 09, 2010, 11:46:33 am
z m8 wtf you doing in atlantic city beating the crap out of bus goers?

no seriously, this 67 year old man destroyed this ghetto punk.

here is the interview after
NR=1
There is a whole thread about it here:
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=8807.0
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 11, 2010, 03:00:03 am
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l148/kitsuna3/1179763068548.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 11, 2010, 10:32:23 am
Pap? Wrestling
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 12, 2010, 11:00:22 am
(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/bat2.gif)

(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/photoalbum_78935190_user23421737-1.gif)

(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/j7rb6a.gif)

(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/1257765644_monkeys.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 13, 2010, 09:34:31 am
Felling down? This will cheer you up!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/871461/80290270/titties_kitties.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 14, 2010, 06:18:59 am
(http://lookpic.com/i/105/pT0DMeZl.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 15, 2010, 08:59:15 am
(http://94.23.42.229/pics/23b7e371173b.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on March 15, 2010, 11:26:02 pm
(http://94.23.42.229/pics/23b7e371173b.gif)

LOL
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 16, 2010, 12:57:34 am
Nice 3d pic:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/a6aaa51b_1268648975293.gif
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 16, 2010, 02:52:07 am
Quote
"If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 18, 2010, 06:57:28 am
(http://i41.tinypic.com/4v4mbm.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 18, 2010, 07:06:08 am
(http://lookpic.com/i/336/YhufMdD7.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 18, 2010, 07:07:31 am
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/vowe/EmLEuHIk2cqJUybtzLZry4rjX6eos5zB4UVV5eurqFdrWycavzwUa977DHsw/drmatwork.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 20, 2010, 10:29:40 pm
(http://i42.tinypic.com/141tlz.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 22, 2010, 10:49:47 am
(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/c4e410e5f4208cd68b24e74e56eb9a7b.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2010, 12:00:39 am
(http://i42.tinypic.com/157gjkj.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2010, 04:30:44 am
Breaking News!
http://www.snotr.com/video/4136
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2010, 06:00:28 am
Movies are made to be seen:
http://www.snotr.com/video/4123
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2010, 06:45:01 am
What's in the package?
http://www.snotr.com/video/4117
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 27, 2010, 07:57:43 am
(http://davidicke.com/images/stories/March_2010/tax-and-spenders-funny-humor-obama-pelosi-taxes-demotivational-poster-1253766843.jpg)

(http://davidicke.com/images/stories/March_2010/dec005.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2010, 04:52:55 am
(http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/beltway/story_story/2010/03/28/local_news_fbi_raids_christian_militia_related_gro.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 30, 2010, 10:47:32 pm
This one takes awhile to load...guy says "show boobs or the bird gets it!"
(http://asset.soup.io/asset/0754/5221_4c47.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 30, 2010, 11:07:58 pm
(http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/sheep-dog-trials-im-telling-you-the-man-and-the-do1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 02, 2010, 11:04:22 pm
http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/swineflu.gif
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 03, 2010, 01:57:58 am
(http://i39.tinypic.com/qsnk0h.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 04, 2010, 12:19:58 am
One Ball: Dog vs. Deer.
http://www.wimp.com/oneball/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 04, 2010, 11:41:24 pm
(http://tby.dj-joyo.com/images/685_lesbianscomic.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]ViruS on April 05, 2010, 01:55:06 am
(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/vowe/EmLEuHIk2cqJUybtzLZry4rjX6eos5zB4UVV5eurqFdrWycavzwUa977DHsw/drmatwork.gif)

damn :D, Sylvester Stallone style  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:01:35 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-03-08-153-cartooning-class.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:02:57 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-03-05-152-snack-jump.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:04:08 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-03-01-151-uknown-caller.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:05:05 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-02-25-150-the-zombot-apocalypse.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:09:06 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-02-04-144-volcanic-eruption.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:11:00 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-02-01-143-sick-day.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:13:12 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-01-25-141-financial-crisis.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:14:37 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2010-01-21-140-indecent-proposal.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:19:26 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2009-12-25-134-bad-boy.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:24:50 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2009-11-27-127-hide-and-seek.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:27:26 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2009-11-16-125-oh-yeah.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2010, 10:28:58 pm
(http://www.optipess.com/comics/2009-11-06-120-accidentally.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 06, 2010, 05:24:51 am
Nice song...
http://www.pown.it/2417
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on April 08, 2010, 03:28:00 pm
(http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Batman-Owned-6645.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 08, 2010, 10:54:27 pm
(http://lookpic.com/i/788/FRIgdtgk.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2010, 04:55:29 am
(http://www.itworld.com/sites/default/files/u2341/it-underworld-77.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 12:10:53 am
(http://www.chrisbyrne.com/images/SmallLiberal.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 12:30:49 am
Banned Easter candy advert.
http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw256.htm
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 12:43:26 am
I'm not going to say what this one is about...other then it involves BEER.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253287
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 12:55:23 am
(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/hey-old-man-a-bat-out-of-hell-demot.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 12:56:32 am
(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/the-pubic-hare-september-challenge-.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 12:59:47 am
(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/jesus-kicking-the-piss-out-of-those.jpg)

(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/your-last-comment-just-an-observati.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 01:24:53 am
Interactive Little Red Ride'n Hood Ho.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/256055
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 01:41:13 am
"The Miracle"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323222
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2010, 02:06:54 am
Beer Run!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524485
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2010, 03:33:06 am
(http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/DinoComicInternetSerious.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2010, 03:35:51 am
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/neonsign.png)

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicdollarbill1.png)

(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicrussianprostitutes1.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2010, 03:55:59 am
(http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/zz172/emanual2/antitheft.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2010, 05:16:09 am
Sometimes language leads to misunderstandings...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/281621
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2010, 08:09:09 am
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-van-wholedale-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on April 12, 2010, 05:18:22 am
Sometimes language leads to misunderstandings...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/281621
Cop: What, dont you understand me?

Rofl foreigner : "Uhh i only been in america for 23 year"

Funny.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 12, 2010, 09:22:11 am
(http://lookpic.com/i/735/EGDP8Hk7.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 12, 2010, 09:23:19 am
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/emanual/Smoky_The_Nanobot.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: d3dsh33p on April 12, 2010, 11:47:00 am
(http://guidtech.net/d3/d3/1239992510641.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 13, 2010, 08:35:42 pm
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/42500/Capitain-Communist--42645.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 14, 2010, 03:07:00 am
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/emanual/religion-flowchart-20091027-125629.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 14, 2010, 07:49:29 pm
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/hold-down-f11-yet-another-quake-rocked-haiti-today-the-capit-demotivational-poster-1264447062.png)
Don't just push F11...hold it down!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 15, 2010, 04:07:22 am
(http://i43.tinypic.com/16ht21h.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 15, 2010, 04:09:02 am
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/150461-1/OMGcat.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 15, 2010, 04:16:41 am
(http://savedonthe.net/image/587/zombies.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 16, 2010, 08:31:50 pm
(http://pici.se/pictures/OsukoBYUj.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 18, 2010, 08:49:47 am
A day in the life of a TKC Staff member and/or cheat programmer:
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/042010/my_time_schedule.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on April 18, 2010, 06:25:40 pm
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2ql7r7n.jpg)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/1zg4vmb.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on April 18, 2010, 07:21:36 pm
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b270/tonyK1/222.gif)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b270/tonyK1/111.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 18, 2010, 08:29:57 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8627335.stm

Quote
An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/THATSRACIST.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 18, 2010, 11:04:59 pm
(http://imagechan.com/images/63176f5f99f2850fcc02a46dd9178577.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 18, 2010, 11:08:06 pm
blocked/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs459.ash1/25254_1165586399577_1825417089_308150_7691751_n.jpg[/img]
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 19, 2010, 05:28:10 am
(http://thephantomghost.net/stripper.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Mistr22 on April 21, 2010, 11:36:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/rGN4K.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2010, 02:44:08 am
(http://berto.zeembo.com/enlaces/u/galerias/17/grande/0166944001210347836-wow-according-to-this-thing.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2010, 08:21:25 am
(http://twobluecrabs.com/images/100fd734286962746bf0ce8606dd7281.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2010, 08:28:56 am
(http://i44.tinypic.com/fx3q08.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2010, 08:07:31 pm
(http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/mysterymt-225355-albums-random-funny-pictures-pic10203-hates-sandcastles.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2010, 06:04:42 am
(http://i.imgur.com/puYpx.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Mistr22 on April 25, 2010, 02:24:12 pm
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7536/possantefu3.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 26, 2010, 03:40:40 am
Old folks pulling pranks for hidden camera.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cb3_1271705009
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2010, 03:41:00 am
(http://forums.hannity.com/image.php?u=769811&type=sigpic&dateline=1269999668)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2010, 03:55:12 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/skaffaha/bestengine.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2010, 03:57:17 am
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/emanual/1936-olympics-berlin-demotivational.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 30, 2010, 08:17:41 pm
(http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/2z/abi/sf1s/54948/704771735.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on May 01, 2010, 02:03:16 am
LOOKS LIKE THEY DO KNOW MEDIC :P

(http://cryptome.org/info/iran-protest/pict66.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on May 01, 2010, 02:59:13 am
reason 1 to 20 million ....... why jews and germans do not go well together :icon_thumbsup

(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/6595/bernardkurtvennekohlusauj2.jpg)





flawlless victory  ....
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Jurugi on May 01, 2010, 05:32:02 am
yes I always find it demoralizing how people do riots and then there ends up being more reporters blinding them with camera flashes. it would annoy me too but it's more like saying they don't have enough people and they're just putting on a show lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on May 01, 2010, 06:55:13 am
reason 1 to 20 million ....... why jews and germans do not go well together :icon_thumbsup

(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/6595/bernardkurtvennekohlusauj2.jpg)

flawlless victory  ....
M8, they are actually thinking about getting rid of the "hollywood" sign here.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 01, 2010, 03:01:47 pm
Really?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on May 01, 2010, 03:04:22 pm
read about that as well but if im right prob is solved. arnie and other celebritys had collect money (12 000 000 $) to buy that area. no luxusarpartments are coming like they had planed.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 01, 2010, 03:12:22 pm
Apartment on that hillside?
Bullshit...I know that hill and nobody could ever bulid a home on it that would ever be safe.
Far too steep a slope.

On another note AMD has set another world record.
6 core CPU running @ 6.8Ghz stable so far and more to come Saterday as all the world teams try to go even further with the 6 core Phenom II that retails for under $290 USD's.

My AMD stocks are up 5x's over 18 months ago and climbing!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on May 02, 2010, 02:21:46 am
LOOKS LIKE THEY DO KNOW MEDIC :P

(http://cryptome.org/info/iran-protest/pict66.jpg)
*Poof*
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on May 02, 2010, 06:23:41 pm
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/bombsdavid/Rabies.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2010, 03:07:09 am
You two guys...
(http://i41.tinypic.com/219z6dw.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on May 03, 2010, 04:57:43 pm
 :icon_shifty
(http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/b_ugly_old_man.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2010, 10:00:49 pm
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20s81gg.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2010, 10:03:01 pm
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g238/Brian_D_photos/Misc%20Pictures/vicodin.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 10, 2010, 12:55:25 am
(http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/aidaienyaoixavier442/79dcdbe2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on May 10, 2010, 04:33:29 pm
(http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1076-stoned-baby.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on May 10, 2010, 07:56:40 pm
(http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1076-stoned-baby.jpg)

Z back in the hippie movement of 1501.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on May 10, 2010, 09:03:00 pm
lol and the result was

(http://antihippie.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/stupid-ugly-hippy.jpg)

2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 13, 2010, 07:07:51 pm
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/random-pics-24.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 14, 2010, 10:01:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/EjlSN.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 19, 2010, 07:04:10 am
(http://cdn.gs.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/seanconnery2.jpg)

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/emanual/Obama_Is_An_Alien-Copy.jpg)

(http://i47.tinypic.com/11vjww1.gif)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/141rs02.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 20, 2010, 04:04:58 am
(http://file.si/pfiles/36609/flowers.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 20, 2010, 08:10:00 pm
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/campfire.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on May 20, 2010, 08:24:42 pm
(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/philosophy.jpg)

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/for-sale-take-one.jpg)

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/real-men-of-genius.jpg)

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/bear-cures-cancer.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 20, 2010, 08:44:43 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Everybody_Draw_Mohammed_Day.jpg)

(http://i45.tinypic.com/157ognq.jpg)

(http://i49.tinypic.com/avq1dl.jpg)

(http://i50.tinypic.com/25i3xqe.jpg)

(http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/e7ea30fb_Schermafbeelding_2010_05_20_om_15.40.08.png)
/\  /\ link fails to print... http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/e7ea30fb_Schermafbeelding_2010_05_20_om_15.40.08.png

Muhammad on a swing on a sunny summer afternoon :
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/qbert95/swing.jpg)

The sun was being eaten by the earth setting, so Mohammed decided to head home.
(http://i45.tinypic.com/wrxe11.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 21, 2010, 09:49:26 pm
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/boomshack/muhammnedtbyte.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 23, 2010, 02:06:00 am
(http://i46.tinypic.com/34gagpe.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on May 23, 2010, 02:57:41 am
(http://i46.tinypic.com/34gagpe.jpg)
thats cool how it just keeps looping like that, was hard to see where it did it.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 23, 2010, 04:51:00 am
The GF just loves that one.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 24, 2010, 08:01:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VGWh3.jpg)
Yeah...small print is hard to read.
To enlarge go to http://i.imgur.com/VGWh3.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 24, 2010, 08:05:42 pm
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/25/129167157686045974.gif)

(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/154178-1/Roombacat.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 27, 2010, 08:53:33 pm
(http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww322/Photosucketh/1274820403805.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 28, 2010, 05:10:04 am
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2270001b.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2270002b.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2270003b.jpg)
(http://www.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2270004b.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 30, 2010, 08:06:30 pm
(http://mplayer.savedonthe.net/img/11.jpg)

(http://mplayer.savedonthe.net/img/13.jpg)

(http://mplayer.savedonthe.net/img/15.jpg)

(http://mplayer.savedonthe.net/img/21.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/Vkkn9.jpg)

(http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/You_Remind_Him.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 31, 2010, 12:18:32 am
(http://i.imgur.com/duT2j.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 01, 2010, 12:20:15 am
Q:what did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked past the morgue?
















































A: Wanna go in for a cold one?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 01, 2010, 10:42:12 pm
(http://i49.tinypic.com/25tz4gw.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 02, 2010, 09:05:23 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/qbert95/6a00d83451c45669e20133ef7b0154970b-.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Coronel_Niel on June 03, 2010, 12:33:00 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/qbert95/6a00d83451c45669e20133ef7b0154970b-.png)

Show this to the Israelis, they need it.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 03, 2010, 03:29:27 am
(http://i.imgur.com/q05Q0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/gUCNk.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Coronel_Niel on June 03, 2010, 02:57:59 pm
(http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/image/watermarked/x=suckmydickfag.jpg)




(http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/image/watermarked/writethebeerlambertlaw.jpg)




(http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/image/watermarked/womenshould.jpg)







Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Showy on June 03, 2010, 08:39:59 pm
(http://www.brolicinc.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/woman_exam_answer_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 05, 2010, 12:33:18 pm
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/study.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 05, 2010, 11:04:37 pm
Flotilla Choir presents: We Con the World
Quote
There comes a time
When we need to make a show
For the world, the Web and CNN
There's no people dying,
so the best that we can do
Is create the greatest bluff of all

We must go on pretending day by day
That in Gaza, there's crisis, hunger and plague
Coz the billion bucks in aid won't buy their basic needs
Like some cheese and missiles for the kids

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
With guns and our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

Ooooh, we'll stab them at heart
They are soldiers, no one cares
We are small, and we took some pictures with doves
As Allah showed us, for facts there's no demand
So we will always gain the upper hand

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
we're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

If Islam and terror brighten up your mood
But you worry that it may not look so good
Well well well well don't you realize
You just gotta call yourself
An activist for peace and human aid

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV

We con the world
We con the people
We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
We con the world (Bruce: we con the world...)
We con the people (Bruce: we con the people...)
We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
The truth will never find its way to your TV
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on June 06, 2010, 01:02:23 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/qbert95/6a00d83451c45669e20133ef7b0154970b-.png)

Show this to the Israelis, they need it.

helicopter has the capability to throw flash bangs too?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2010, 12:27:52 pm
No.
The people onboard might.

(http://www.shrani.si/f/O/Dv/3cLG27pS/bucket.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2010, 12:29:16 pm
(http://www.shrani.si/f/3T/Ya/2N01kt1R/awdbp3.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2010, 12:30:15 pm
(http://www.shrani.si/f/2C/Yu/1pufZXsF/green.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2010, 08:05:45 pm
(http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/My_Culture.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 06, 2010, 08:09:34 pm
(http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Parental_Advisory.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Lasher on June 08, 2010, 05:34:58 pm
(http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Did_You_Take_My_Bike.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on June 09, 2010, 12:29:49 am
I like how he signs "Mike"  :icon_razz2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 10, 2010, 04:12:14 am
(http://m.blog.hu/an/anyulontul/image/09julius/friday_the_12th.jpg)

(http://img1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/10/04/lolz-6651f4156d1a8c52640972f2632a9024_h.jpg)

(http://gallery.despair.nl/plog-content/images/public/rpt/8c59ac7b_chucknorris.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2010, 02:18:06 am
(http://hostanyimage.com/files/00246082945426746200.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2010, 10:57:11 pm
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/m8o6qv.gif)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 15, 2010, 06:16:37 am
http://tinyurl.com/2ceoaw6
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 18, 2010, 08:45:21 pm
(http://img2.pict.com/77/a5/21/3683435/0/lary.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 20, 2010, 11:10:26 pm
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/easter4.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 20, 2010, 11:15:02 pm
blocked/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs067.ash2/36726_10150222891625537_839800536_13021588_6080539_n.jpg[/img]

(http://i.imgur.com/gBuR7.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 21, 2010, 04:16:03 am
A message to people who should be listening:
Quote
5075626c6973686572732c636f6d70616e792070
726f6772616d6572732c616e74692d6368656174
20636f6465727320616e64206861746572732e2e
2e544b432077696c6c20616c6c77617973207077
6e206a6f6f20666f6f21
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on June 21, 2010, 08:25:35 am
A message to people who should be listening:
Quote
5075626c6973686572732c636f6d70616e792070
726f6772616d6572732c616e74692d6368656174
20636f6465727320616e64206861746572732e2e
2e544b432077696c6c20616c6c77617973207077
6e206a6f6f20666f6f21
true dat... true dat.

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on June 21, 2010, 08:41:31 pm
A message to people who should be listening:
Quote
5075626c6973686572732c636f6d70616e792070
726f6772616d6572732c616e74692d6368656174
20636f6465727320616e64206861746572732e2e
2e544b432077696c6c20616c6c77617973207077
6e206a6f6f20666f6f21

 :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 21, 2010, 09:11:58 pm
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/outdoors.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 25, 2010, 01:45:18 am
(http://i47.tinypic.com/1zm2nsy.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 25, 2010, 08:50:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lKxA3.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 26, 2010, 08:37:09 pm
(http://uploadpic.org/pic-73177-720.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on June 26, 2010, 11:57:37 pm
(http://uploadpic.org/pic-73177-720.jpg)
wtf is that?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Bellend on June 27, 2010, 12:09:12 am
http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/tkc-community.net (http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/tkc-community.net)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 27, 2010, 01:06:03 am
Bel...good one!

Sym...It's those lame plastic horns on TV durring soccer.

(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/macpczombie.jpg)
Full size here: http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/macpczombie.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on June 27, 2010, 02:01:17 am
Bel...good one!

Sym...It's those lame plastic horns on TV durring soccer.

(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/macpczombie.jpg)
Full size here: http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/macpczombie.jpg

lol,
-----
Mac-"im a mac"
Everybody-"we dun care m8, we like software"
-----
or my favorite as of recently.
"im linux and no pc was my idea"
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 27, 2010, 11:05:30 am
(http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/68761/1277333333/bzzzz.gif)

(http://www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/florida_surfing.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 27, 2010, 08:08:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/kj5aK.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 27, 2010, 08:31:35 pm
(http://roissy.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/absolution.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 27, 2010, 10:56:14 pm
(http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/now-this-is-a-great-roommate.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 29, 2010, 12:14:59 am
(http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles/87189/projects/149109/871891227916178.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 29, 2010, 04:20:49 am
IRONMAN BABY
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 29, 2010, 11:16:40 am
Radio
Quote
This film takes a critical look at how fear is transmitted by some news media, which intentionally amplify the most potentially alarming events, feeding anxiety within their audiences.
Running time 20:35.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 30, 2010, 05:02:41 am
Microsoft .NET vs Java - trailer [HD]

The Microsoft DOS 5 Upgrade Commercial Rap
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on June 30, 2010, 09:14:32 pm
The future of air travel
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 01, 2010, 03:40:00 am
Toot Tone
playnext_from=TL&videos=67Vf-1JJ_FU&feature=grec_index
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Showy on July 02, 2010, 06:57:23 pm
blocked/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs147.snc4/36732_440091395780_567005780_6396837_7686920_n.jpg[/img]
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 02, 2010, 10:35:30 pm
Good find Showy!  :icon_thumbsup

(http://thenoobcomic.com/headquarters/comics/00382.jpg)
[full size http://thenoobcomic.com/headquarters/comics/00382.jpg )
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 02, 2010, 10:41:05 pm
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/Codename_Grey_Fox/Fail%20Gifs/6cb8e958.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 04, 2010, 11:00:54 pm
(http://www.mypicx.com/uploadimg/1069528768_07032010_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 04, 2010, 11:39:39 pm
Osama plans attact  :icon_laugh

Monopoly Man Goes Bankrupt
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 06, 2010, 02:20:26 am
(http://www.mypicx.com/uploadimg/1069528768_07032010_1.jpg)
I dunno, Im personally tired of pot so i don't care either way if its legal or not. I believe that the government shouldn't stand in-front of personal responsibility as much as they do though.

P.S. How can we trust people to interpret the bible after 2000 years when we cannot even interpret the constitution and that was written 200 years ago?

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 06, 2010, 04:20:59 am
Tard!

Extreme Anti-Smoking Ad

ShamWow Guy in Jail

Relaxation CD
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 06, 2010, 04:27:30 am
Quote
P.S. How can we trust people to interpret the bible after 2000 years when we cannot even interpret the constitution and that was written 200 years ago?
All religion is ...voodoo.

As the average school kid can read the whole thing in an hour or less,there is nothing in the US Constitution to "interpret" unless your a leader in the DNC.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on July 06, 2010, 10:26:01 pm
As the average school kid can read the whole thing in an hour or less,there is nothing in the US Constitution to "interpret" unless your a leader in the DNC.

people argue about a comma in the second amendment. as well as many other things. the supreme court interprets it everyday to figure out if things are constitutional or not.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 06, 2010, 10:59:38 pm
The USSC interperts laws to see if they are constitutional or not...it does not interpert the Constitution to see if it is lawfull.

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4y4mdH3PU1qz8vumo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 09, 2010, 08:36:28 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/RJUDd.jpg)
http://i.imgur.com/RJUDd.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 11, 2010, 08:52:19 pm
It's almost time for the World TK contest kids!  :icon_laugh
(http://i32.tinypic.com/whe35t.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Showy on July 12, 2010, 06:08:37 pm
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-seedless-sunflower-seed-fail.jpg)
This reminds me of when I used to put BONELESS stickers on the condoms.  :icon_razz2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 13, 2010, 12:36:30 pm
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-seedless-sunflower-seed-fail.jpg)
This reminds me of when I used to put BONELESS stickers on the condoms.  :icon_razz2
Good find Showy.
Here is one for you...
(http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/boys-will-be-boys.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 13, 2010, 07:47:23 pm
You have to read this one!  :icon_laugh  :icon_devil

(http://consumerist.com/7-12-2010%202-52-47%20PM.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 14, 2010, 09:39:32 am
(http://pic.phyrefile.com/s/sc/schumacherm/2010/07/13/dfg.jpg)


(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o228/jokir420/th_thats_racist.gif)

(http://media.tzaam.com/images/full/fd.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 14, 2010, 09:59:01 am
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 14, 2010, 10:26:25 am
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on July 15, 2010, 09:45:28 pm
When I was a schoolboy, every month the school nurse would have the children line up for a hair check. Many of my classmates were apprehensive of being found to have headlice but the day the nurse declared "Mark, you have headlice" I felt elated and excited by the idea of living beings choosing me as their provider and calling my hair home. I felt as if I had won a prize.
I had never been allowed to have pets at home, my mother, who suffered from a compulsive disorder forcing her to clean, forbade any animals in the house. Unbeknownst to my mother, every night I would water the soil outside my bedroom window and play with the worms that would emerge.
That afternoon when I rushed home and told my mother that I had been chosen, her reaction was not that which I had expected and I was forced to wash my hair with KP24, a product designed to kill those that had chosen me. I learned to hate my mother that day and never forgave her. Fifteen years later, on the night she died, I lent over and whispered into her ear that the same product she had used to perform genocide on my headlice was what was in her cup of tea.
Many people feel that headlice are of a sign of dirty or unhealthy hair but this is simply not the case. Like those little fish that live under sharks or those tiny birds that clean alligator teeth, my headlice serve a double role of not only cleaning my scalp but keeping me company. Often, I talk to my headlice or play them tunes on my acoustic guitar. Sometimes when it is very quiet and I concentrate very hard, I think that I can hear them talking to eachother and once I am pretty sure I heard my name mentioned.

Quote
Some people feel that headlice are an ailment and should be removed but I enjoy the company.

Headlice Facts:

Headlice can jump amazing distances. If a louse was the size of a family car it would be able to leap to the sun.

Headlice communicate with each other through telepathy. A fully grown louse is capable of moving small objects such as cups and pencils with its mind.

Fully grown headlice are an excellent source of calcium and can be used as a tasty alternative to rice in many dishes.

A few months ago, I was at the hardware store buying a grass trimmer and stopped at the sausage sizzle to purchase a snack. While I was waiting, I bought a raffle ticket that boasted three nights in Bali as first prize. I forgot about the ticket until ast week when I found it in one of my old copies of Nit Weekly while looking for an article I had seen on headlice as an alternative fuel source. I called the number on the ticket and I had won. While I was in Bali, I met a dark skinned native girl and we fell in love. Returning home two nights later, I found that I now had pubic lice. I was in the middle of feeding my new friends when my headlice formed a concentrated group and attacked the newcomers, leaving every one dead. I believe in protecting me from what they perceived as a threat, they displayed an obvious sign of love.
Another time, when I was canoeing on the river and had to jump out due to seeing a spider in the canoe with me, I forgot I could not swim and was going under when each head lice held onto an individual hair and swam for the surface.
Raising headlice as pets can be a very rewarding experience. Your headlice will provide you with many years of having something to do with your hands and a great deal of satisfaction knowing you helped to establish and build a community. As their host, it is important to provide them with the neccessities of life. Once a week I give my hair a light spray with chicken stock. In summer I do this daily. On easter weekend I add a small of amount of chocolate to the mixture and at christmas time I make them small presents using tweezers and a magnifying glass.
I have found with great care, your headlice community will thrive and are even tranferable to other parts of your body. I currently have my hair buddies, as I like to call them, living not only on my head but in my eybrows, eylashes and armpits. When I am at the movie theatre, I like to pick headlice out of my hair and place them onto the heads of people in front of me, thus helping my headlice colonise new territories.
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 18, 2010, 12:45:56 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 19, 2010, 11:20:22 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 19, 2010, 11:55:46 pm
My first...
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 19, 2010, 11:57:23 pm
My first (except I only paid $69 USD new)...
(http://www.informationtechnologyschools.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oldpc-11.jpg)
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Post by: mReURO on July 20, 2010, 04:45:54 pm
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Post by: mReURO on July 20, 2010, 05:39:33 pm
(http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090728/hitler_01.gif)
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 20, 2010, 09:54:58 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 22, 2010, 11:49:23 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 22, 2010, 12:15:53 pm
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/wonkalumps/Horror%20Movie%20Gifs/It/It3-1.gif)
Hey mReURO you think this .gif is anti TKC people happy to have a "small" break ?

Pfffffft....I do.

Clueless dweebs.
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 25, 2010, 10:46:12 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 26, 2010, 11:10:26 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 31, 2010, 12:09:37 am
(http://www.xrel.to/uploaded_images/attachments/62796872-ubil.jpg)
Shitty server...dirrect link:
http://www.xrel.to/uploaded_images/attachments/62796872-ubil.jpg
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 03, 2010, 01:39:01 am
(http://imgur.com/LYCzK.jpg)

Full size:
http://imgur.com/LYCzK.jpg
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Post by: johnmann on August 03, 2010, 03:03:59 am
lol you gotta  love morgan freeman :P
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 03, 2010, 04:32:31 am
Yeah...he has never been in a bad movie.
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Post by: MrMedic on August 03, 2010, 04:38:41 pm
(http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090728/hitler_01.gif)

4th .,.. lol
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Post by: johnmann on August 03, 2010, 05:10:00 pm
hahahahahahah  that made me laugh medic
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Post by: mReURO on August 04, 2010, 12:07:54 am
medic u r a racist  :icon_o_o

bet u like him as well :P

(http://pubphilosopher.blogs.com/pub_philosopher/images/2007/09/11/blacknazi_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on August 04, 2010, 11:17:21 pm
no one likes black... sheep.

(http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1254/slipf.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 05, 2010, 03:01:38 am
http://tinyurl.com/3yqtuju  :icon_o_o
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Post by: johnmann on August 05, 2010, 04:32:51 pm
lol ownedddd :):)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 06, 2010, 05:53:30 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on August 07, 2010, 06:25:15 am
fkn americans lol gun crazy
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 07, 2010, 07:14:04 am
fkn americans lol gun crazy
Invade us a 3'rd time...then call us crazy!  :icon_laugh

Really it's more about the general population being able to tell our federal government to go fuck off not just in the election polls but right in the face with their Army if we ever need to.

As there is over 300,000,000 of us as of the last Census 10 years ago...they had best keep their ass in line!

We have both talked on TS for many years.
You and I are both not the type to stand down and take it up the ass.

An ocean between us...but if you fuck with one you fuck with both,and all our family and those we call friend as well.
You and I stand along side those we call family and friends and God have his mercy on those who invoke our honour and wrath for we will not.

Z
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Post by: MrMedic on August 07, 2010, 09:25:01 pm
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lol...
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 08, 2010, 05:59:51 am
NSFW...or maybe it is:
http://i37.tinypic.com/30ij04p.jpg
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Post by: MrMedic on August 08, 2010, 03:47:18 pm
lol
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 08, 2010, 11:43:48 pm
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Post by: [TKC]Lasher on August 09, 2010, 01:04:57 am
(http://i33.tinypic.com/1j46c1.png)

Pwnt
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Post by: MrMedic on August 09, 2010, 04:52:51 am
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and while your at it make me a fkn cup of coffee as well lol
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 10, 2010, 12:02:49 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 10, 2010, 09:13:23 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 11, 2010, 12:16:36 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 11, 2010, 09:10:52 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 11, 2010, 09:49:33 pm
(http://media.bestofmicro.com/nvidia-ATI,M-R-162819-3.jpg)

The 1st move here:
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 12, 2010, 02:53:10 am
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Post by: Showy on August 22, 2010, 12:13:03 pm
:icon_mad2 + www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/bubble-wrap.swf (http://anonym.to/?http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/bubble-wrap.swf) = :smile
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 28, 2010, 02:41:12 pm

Monkey riding a goat...
(http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/23/monkey-goat.gif)
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 30, 2010, 10:44:10 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 31, 2010, 01:14:47 am
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Post by: Bellend on August 31, 2010, 12:17:16 pm
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/905311/6c314cc4/caravan_zit_vast_in_garage.html
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1090241/af0bbc67/man_kan_vliegen_dankzij_airbag.html
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 31, 2010, 11:37:48 pm
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/905311/6c314cc4/caravan_zit_vast_in_garage.html
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1090241/af0bbc67/man_kan_vliegen_dankzij_airbag.html
:icon_o_o  :icon_laugh  :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 02, 2010, 03:27:12 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 05, 2010, 07:20:49 am
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(http://i52.tinypic.com/b5m7vc.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 08, 2010, 03:51:15 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 10, 2010, 07:27:03 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 11, 2010, 01:57:38 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 13, 2010, 11:34:19 pm
Zombies!
NR
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 14, 2010, 12:14:19 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 15, 2010, 03:14:53 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 16, 2010, 03:13:30 am
I...I...I just don't know what to say about this one:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1105701/1b54fc45/ondertussen_in_amerika.html
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 16, 2010, 06:08:51 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 17, 2010, 11:41:43 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 21, 2010, 12:02:34 am
Racism...
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 21, 2010, 08:30:49 am
American Tea Party movement vs how those in power think...
(http://image.patriotpost.us.s3.amazonaws.com/2010-09-06-brief-cartoon.jpg)
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Post by: johnmann on September 22, 2010, 12:23:22 am
We all love watermelonss !!!




HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 24, 2010, 09:29:50 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 24, 2010, 11:48:33 pm
I got a vasectomy.
http://blolpics.com/6510
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on September 24, 2010, 11:53:05 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 01, 2010, 02:37:11 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 03, 2010, 12:23:29 am
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Click for full size:
http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/dirty_woody.jpg
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 03, 2010, 12:30:51 am
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/167923-1/Bottle_bomb.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 03, 2010, 12:31:44 am
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Post by: MrMedic on October 05, 2010, 12:14:58 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 07, 2010, 09:24:13 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 09, 2010, 04:38:25 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 09, 2010, 11:21:16 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 09, 2010, 11:24:07 pm
How we make a BLT in California...





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Post by: ZOldDude on October 09, 2010, 11:25:09 pm
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Post by: [TKC]phranz on October 10, 2010, 12:16:56 am
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Post by: gui on October 11, 2010, 09:27:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/11r7j.jpg)

 :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 15, 2010, 10:52:31 pm
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Full size:
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 16, 2010, 11:17:29 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 17, 2010, 04:43:49 am
(http://rlv.zcache.com/ron_paul_for_president_2012_t_shirt_male-p235999167065361498o1o7_125.jpg)
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on October 18, 2010, 12:21:44 am
(http://rlv.zcache.com/ron_paul_for_president_2012_t_shirt_male-p235999167065361498o1o7_125.jpg)
is he running again?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 18, 2010, 08:57:47 am
(http://rlv.zcache.com/ron_paul_for_president_2012_t_shirt_male-p235999167065361498o1o7_125.jpg)
is he running again?
I don't know at this point as that election is 2 years from now however here are the the polls so far this year:
Quote
in the 2010 CPAC straw poll, he came out on top, decisively winning with 31%, followed distantly by Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, and Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota, among others. In the 2010 Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, Paul finished second place with 24% of the vote (438 votes), behind only Mitt Romney (with 439 votes). An April 2010 Rasmussen poll found that Ron Paul and President Obama were nearly tied for the 2012 presidential election among likely voters.
It looks like if the election was RIGHT NOW that he would be the man in the White House.
The Rasmussen poll includes ALL voters so even most of the Dem's would vote for him.

Oh...the T.E.A. party people are out to beat the world record they set when they raised $6M for him in a DAY in 2008.
1,000,000 people are pleadged to donate $100 all on the same day if he runs!
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Post by: [TKC]Symantic on October 18, 2010, 02:26:15 pm
I haven't kept up with the politics since i got up here. shit m8, cant even tell you what Obama is up to. Im waiting to see to what effect this osama care is going to do to me and my current health insurance. I need to get my check-ups and dental work done before it takes effect because something tells me that im going to get screwed over if i dont. All the illegals are just waiting for it to take place so they can rush into the hospitals so they don't have to pay for any of the work done, im sure the borders are going to be over-run because they refused to take care of illegal immigration and securing the borders before they said that they pledged to take care of everyone whether or not they have residency or insurance. doctors are going to be more tired and whatnot im assuming they are going to take care of health problems like a crooked car shop in the 70's, just get the fucker running for another couple miles and out of the shop. I dunno m8, country is going for a nose-dive down the shitter and its going to hit hardest in California. I doubt the shitty conditions in California have anything to do with the fact there is a high concentration of rich people and a significantly large lower class. I think we the people need to start understanding that there is a peaceful revolution in this country every election and we need to start telling everyone that were not going to take anymore shit. I personally represent a dangerous demographic to the "leadership" of not only our nations government, but local governments as well. I just don't understand why people aren't upset, is it because they just don't know? or just don't care? both of those scenarios means a great deal of power for the "government".

I'm a pissed off young christian voter, I'm going to get heard.

just needed a good rant, now time to get a 35 minute nap.
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 18, 2010, 10:00:31 pm
That's why I give 1-3 days a week to help feed the shut-ins who can't get out to shop or cook (we feed about 30 a day at home and 10-50 at the centers dinning area)...and work with the local T.E.A. party to get the bums out of office and replace them with those who will follow the US Constitution.

People like you and I are feared by people like those in office.
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/S/h/3/2010-Voters.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 19, 2010, 07:29:54 am
 :icon_razz2
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/albums/eykiw1.mp3
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 20, 2010, 12:29:35 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 22, 2010, 01:38:07 am
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Post by: MrMedic on October 22, 2010, 06:43:50 pm
hahahaaaaaaaa thats a good one m8

(http://pix-eu.dontstayin.com/bf7c7fa9-4e05-43f3-aac5-aaf051c8d221.jpg)

another one that thinks the sun shines out of their arse ...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2010, 08:24:59 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 24, 2010, 09:12:05 pm
We are Legion...fear us.
(http://image.patriotpost.us.s3.amazonaws.com/2010-10-21-alexander.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Jurugi on October 25, 2010, 02:09:23 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 25, 2010, 11:49:04 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: johnmann on October 26, 2010, 11:22:49 pm
(http://i.frazpc.pl/pliki/2002/board_graf/128798983730007217.jpg)

lol Z you always post the most random thinks ever and always make me laugh

thats a +1 :)
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 28, 2010, 02:43:09 am
 :icon_cool2

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Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2010, 08:29:48 am
Quote
Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

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Post by: ZOldDude on November 01, 2010, 11:46:37 pm
Medic and Sym IM:
Quote
Henry  *red+u said (12:13):
I don't care who the hell you are, no matter how politically correct you are. If you live here you will become rascist against eskimos...
  :icon_laugh
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 02, 2010, 05:18:08 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 02, 2010, 09:02:18 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 05, 2010, 02:23:00 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 08, 2010, 12:02:38 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 11, 2010, 01:51:24 am
Leaked preveiw:
Toy Story 4...rated A for adults


















(http://i.imgur.com/5T1s7.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2010, 09:11:21 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2010, 09:16:45 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2010, 10:52:46 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2010, 11:55:18 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on November 13, 2010, 04:11:06 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 13, 2010, 04:46:22 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 13, 2010, 11:31:42 pm
 :icon_thumbsup
(http://apload.de/bild/83091/myfirstcavitysearchmb9A5TGP.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 14, 2010, 01:13:23 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 15, 2010, 05:44:50 am
(http://i.imgur.com/j86gp.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 15, 2010, 01:13:39 pm
Life,Uni,marriage,business,Dev sections,everything....how life in general works:
(http://lolpics.se/pics/834.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 15, 2010, 10:13:14 pm
(http://www.drudgereport.com/tsa.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 18, 2010, 05:51:37 am
Cingino Dam in Italy

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/Codename_Grey_Fox/Barragem1.jpg)

But....look closer...

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/Codename_Grey_Fox/Barragem2.jpg)

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/Codename_Grey_Fox/Barragem3.jpg)

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/Codename_Grey_Fox/Barragem4.jpg)

(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p27/Codename_Grey_Fox/Barragem5.jpg)

It's the European Ibex. It eats flowers and moss that grow on the wall of the dam.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 18, 2010, 09:02:20 pm
Welsh?  :icon_o_o
I thought the farmers only went after the sheep.  :icon_cool2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 19, 2010, 12:15:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/rX2AV.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 19, 2010, 12:22:18 pm
(http://imgur.com/Nalvo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/24Fc8.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/KLCmi.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/kr3i1.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/csEPt.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 21, 2010, 12:35:44 am
(http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Black_Font.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on November 21, 2010, 05:31:48 am
(http://i.imgur.com/11r7j.jpg)

Lol!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 22, 2010, 02:12:00 am
Clean your balls...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 24, 2010, 09:39:11 pm
(http://i56.tinypic.com/ruvafc.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: johnmann on November 26, 2010, 03:21:13 am
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5981/94856717.jpg) (http://img256.imageshack.us/i/94856717.jpg/)

:D
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on November 26, 2010, 01:28:56 pm
(http://i56.tinypic.com/ruvafc.jpg)

cant beleive i laughed at this  :icon_rolleyes2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 28, 2010, 05:54:52 am
(http://i52.tinypic.com/1zoex6o.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 28, 2010, 11:08:43 pm
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/2127/wewantyoutl8.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 29, 2010, 09:21:03 pm
(http://apload.de/bild/85884/stopaskingquestionsS41Z2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 01, 2010, 03:05:47 am
Pure Pwnage....u r a fag
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 02, 2010, 06:32:11 am
(http://i.imgur.com/0uZwi.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 03, 2010, 04:21:39 am
(http://imgur.com/sfpgB.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 03, 2010, 04:40:01 am
(http://i.imgur.com/FqBqK.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 03, 2010, 02:57:23 pm
(http://elementaryspirits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny-snowman-300x225.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 04, 2010, 05:55:18 am
(http://i55.tinypic.com/124y9vd.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 04, 2010, 06:40:13 pm
(http://i55.tinypic.com/124y9vd.png)

lol

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Hm6dVcqGLE1k8M:http://redcrossww.org/images/sunshine.jpg&t=1)

more like

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2010, 12:21:14 am
Why is it the "leader of the free world" looks like a chimp?
(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/_archive/Cartoons/ss-101202-weekly/ss-101202-weekly-tease.grid-2x2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2010, 11:05:18 pm
(http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww322/Photosucketh/Heroassange.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YsLcN.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 05, 2010, 11:08:08 pm

What do I want for Xmas?
A life time supply of these!
(http://foodfrenzy.ocregister.com/files/2010/02/casanova.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 06, 2010, 11:24:09 pm
(http://i53.tinypic.com/ienv44.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 07, 2010, 12:24:58 am
(http://i53.tinypic.com/ienv44.gif)

lol for fuck sake
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2010, 03:31:53 am
(http://i.imgur.com/bROgN.jpg)
Full size here:
http://i.imgur.com/bROgN.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2010, 03:34:37 am
(http://i53.tinypic.com/ienv44.gif)

lol for fuck sake
Thats the TKC pup vs the BE chicken...but you knew that!  :icon_cool2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 08, 2010, 01:44:25 am

(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3073/hmmtenoutoften.jpg)

absolutely...










Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 08, 2010, 01:59:05 am
(http://www.maniacworld.com/welcome-to-our-ool.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 10, 2010, 07:05:28 am
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100213214333/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/c/c6/StrangersWithCandy_Fullpic_1.gif/400px-StrangersWithCandy_Fullpic_1.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 10, 2010, 09:15:48 am
(http://i.imgur.com/HjiOD.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 10, 2010, 09:39:36 pm
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090920052121/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6f/Walt_Disney_Pedobear2.jpg/200px-Walt_Disney_Pedobear2.jpg)
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060629073121/uncyclopedia/images/e/e4/Bearman.gif)
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100324010315/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a6/Pedobear_5_versions.jpg/750px-Pedobear_5_versions.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 10, 2010, 09:43:33 pm
(http://imgur.com/Nko0O.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 10, 2010, 09:47:56 pm
snowed in m8?  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 10, 2010, 10:19:50 pm
never thought mickey was a pedo...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 10, 2010, 10:23:19 pm
never thought mickey was a pedo...


everyone else did
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 10, 2010, 10:37:40 pm
well, i didnt think he was a pedo, i thought he was a paedo
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2010, 01:05:35 pm
snowed in m8?  :icon_laugh
For a week or bit longer.
Got down to -19 for a bit.
Then it warmed up and started to RAIN and melted the 20" of snow.
Got up to 55 today and the MUD is starting to dry out.
New storm expected Tue or Wed.
Going to Reno,Nevada Wed (4 hour drive south and east) to play CRAPS and get buzzed on free drinks....they are give'n us the hotel room for only $4 USD!
Yeah I play alot there so they give me "perks".
Always follow my #1 rule however....play with match play money they give me and leave with even more.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 13, 2010, 09:35:30 pm
good luck m8, btw it got down to -21 in scotland , im at the other end of the country no not wales  :smile

(http://cupcakerehab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/funny-dog-pictures-cupcakes.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2010, 10:13:24 pm
This is a real story!
So this guy wanted his own name after having his fathers name with a Jr. after it so he decided to become Captain Awesome.

"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Awesome. Captain Awesome"

http://abcnews.go.com/US/captain-awesome-douglas-smith-jr-cut/story?id=12353814&tqkw&tqshow=WN
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2010, 10:23:22 pm
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2aaf4hs.jpg)
Full size here:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2aaf4hs.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2010, 10:27:29 pm
(http://i44.tinypic.com/b7kgnc.jpg)
Full size here:
http://i44.tinypic.com/b7kgnc.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 13, 2010, 11:03:42 pm
must be cold outside m8 lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 13, 2010, 11:04:54 pm
z how do you keep an idiot in suspense?





i'l tell you later
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2010, 11:37:20 pm
z how do you keep an idiot in suspense?





i'l tell you later
Medic have you ever seen a Polish magnet?

Follow me and I show you one.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: deezinyamouf on December 13, 2010, 11:39:02 pm
z how do you keep an idiot in suspense?





i'l tell you later
Medic have you ever seen a Polish magnet?

Follow me and I show you one.

Aww, man....

I don't get it..

:-(
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 14, 2010, 01:38:46 am
z how do you keep an idiot in suspense?





i'l tell you later
Medic have you ever seen a Polish magnet?

Follow me and I show you one.

Aww, man....

I don't get it..

:-(

man says to an eskimo .. have you ever seen an eskimo magnet ?

follow me and i'l show you 1 ... get it now?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2010, 05:16:15 am
(http://rinf.com/alt-news/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/govt-censorship.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 18, 2010, 11:10:19 pm
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2ynnqja.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 19, 2010, 09:51:44 pm
(http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/60123_700.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 19, 2010, 09:53:36 pm
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/R/p/3/tsa-bumper-stickers.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2010, 02:42:18 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2010, 09:01:20 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/E09Ud.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 22, 2010, 06:46:50 am
(http://i52.tinypic.com/w1cv0h.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 23, 2010, 10:36:29 am
(http://oi55.tinypic.com/wwgpcp.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 23, 2010, 10:25:36 pm
(http://torontoemerg.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/spam.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 23, 2010, 10:35:00 pm
tomatoe king ts 3 .. tkc teamspeak server ..

make it das stickky yah? yeah euro i know its jah .. m8 ( im new here )
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 24, 2010, 04:43:29 am
I Just Had Sex!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: karmalover on December 26, 2010, 03:34:36 am
feature=player_embedded


 :icon_laugh :icon_laugh :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 26, 2010, 05:36:51 am
(http://i.imgur.com/dNhrL.png)
Open this img with different browsers!  :icon_o_o
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 26, 2010, 05:40:33 am
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/i_lold_puppy.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 26, 2010, 06:33:39 am
(http://www6.pic-upload.de/24.12.10/9huhmcwbj52d.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 26, 2010, 09:51:26 pm
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/future.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 04:24:46 am
(http://zef.me/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/funny-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 04:27:14 am
(http://taylorhicksgirlfriend.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-snowman.jpg)

Built a Snowman, was 5 ft tall... and now he's gone  :icon_sad2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 04:29:28 am
(http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/funny-sign-instructions-free12.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 04:36:50 am
(http://www.weirdexistence.com/img/weird/japan-is-a-definition-for-word-weird/japan-is-a-definition-for-word-weird09.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 04:38:10 am
(http://www.weirdexistence.com/img/weird/japan-is-a-definition-for-word-weird/japan-is-a-definition-for-word-weird28.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 04:45:30 am
(http://www.antaresonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/121010_0948_Extremephot2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 27, 2010, 04:55:55 am
ive just forced through the internet a whole clan to buy a hack through the power of fuck about with me and you die lol , thats what i call sales tactics
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 05:34:42 am
Spoof Clown had a new haircut today. Hope everyone likes it...

(http://www.hollywoodchicago.com/sites/default/files/bozo.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 27, 2010, 05:45:40 am
shut up you pedo  :icon_laugh

euro ts m8 tomorow ?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 06:03:42 am
shut up you pedo  :icon_laugh

euro ts m8 tomorow ?

eyy spoof clown isnt happy now

(http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2007/Feb/Week3/1503249.jpg)

hes gonna fuk up a server with 30 people in it
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 27, 2010, 06:07:43 am
dramatic music ... whatever you do keep going.. we dont want to lose you ...shroomie


TEEEEEEEEM speak brb eating cheese lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 06:29:42 am

TEEEEEEEEM speak brb eating cheese lol

rat

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2799/4146197446_b4184c1ed5_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 06:34:41 am
Anywaaay  where was i

oh yes, here is a spoof pic

(http://www.castlepartyrental.com/images/clown.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 27, 2010, 09:30:21 am
Male/female and Female/male translator:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61b_1292395366
(You know it is so true.)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 27, 2010, 03:29:16 pm
Male/female and Female/male translator:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61b_1292395366
(You know it is so true.)

LMAO at that vid lol  :icon_laugh :icon_laugh :icon_laugh

I think if everyone used these, we would all get along fine
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: karmalover on December 28, 2010, 06:38:50 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 29, 2010, 02:43:57 am
[22:36] =HOHOHA =: [author=Double Hack]
Is there anyway of "spoofing" IP's in the manner of packet editing?

[22:36] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:36] =HOHOHA =: think you should have that as a sig m8 lol
[22:36] HEhaHAha: is there a way to sppof my name in pasport via wpe?
[22:36] HEhaHAha: hahah
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: is there a way to spoof my girlfriend into a blonde playboy bunny type ?
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: * using wpe lol
[22:37] HEhaHAha: hahah was going to say that lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: fucking dummies man , absolutle dummies
[22:38] =HOHOHA =: just wish one of them would admit it lol
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol thread: player id
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:38] =HOHOHA =: should have an iq test to join any forums , the internet would be dead lol
[22:38] HEhaHAha: there are like 5 such threads
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol and admins dont ban id
[22:39] HEhaHAha: anymore
[22:39] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:39] HEhaHAha: these times are gone
[22:39] =HOHOHA =: 3 apples , remove 2 apples , how many apples remain ? 30 seconds for answer ...................... i miss ofp .. answer 37 apples ?
[22:39] HEhaHAha: hahahah
[22:39] =HOHOHA =: i dont think the arma admins can count higher than 4 m8 lol
[22:40] =HOHOHA =: lol @ the internet eh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on December 29, 2010, 02:53:31 pm
[22:36] =HOHOHA =: [author=Double Hack]
Is there anyway of "spoofing" IP's in the manner of packet editing?

[22:36] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:36] =HOHOHA =: think you should have that as a sig m8 lol
[22:36] HEhaHAha: is there a way to sppof my name in pasport via wpe?
[22:36] HEhaHAha: hahah
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: is there a way to spoof my girlfriend into a blonde playboy bunny type ?
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: * using wpe lol
[22:37] HEhaHAha: hahah was going to say that lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: fucking dummies man , absolutle dummies
[22:38] =HOHOHA =: just wish one of them would admit it lol
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol thread: player id
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:38] =HOHOHA =: should have an iq test to join any forums , the internet would be dead lol
[22:38] HEhaHAha: there are like 5 such threads
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol and admins dont ban id
[22:39] HEhaHAha: anymore
[22:39] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:39] HEhaHAha: these times are gone
[22:39] =HOHOHA =: 3 apples , remove 2 apples , how many apples remain ? 30 seconds for answer ...................... i miss ofp .. answer 37 apples ?
[22:39] HEhaHAha: hahahah
[22:39] =HOHOHA =: i dont think the arma admins can count higher than 4 m8 lol
[22:40] =HOHOHA =: lol @ the internet eh

umm... what are you on about?

lol: [22:39] =HOHOHA =: i dont think the arma admins can count higher than 4 m8 lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on December 29, 2010, 10:25:56 pm
(http://i56.tinypic.com/jfuhw0.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2010, 01:41:12 am
(http://i30.tinypic.com/152g50n.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2011, 11:12:21 pm
http://uppix.net/1/e/4/cc44397f62771c5ac1e85aa2c17c3.jpg  :icon_teehee
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on January 01, 2011, 11:29:37 pm
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/463847/81247595.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 02, 2011, 12:16:35 am
Classic find!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on January 03, 2011, 04:10:30 am
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5581/porkcrusadersubs.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 03, 2011, 04:17:13 am
(http://i34.tinypic.com/1051u6c.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on January 03, 2011, 05:13:15 pm
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81076344.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81076333.jpg)

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81076331.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 04, 2011, 11:05:38 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u-8jsnr-IjE/SbbkoehtZkI/AAAAAAAACzw/J8UDXGq-yAs/s400/do_want.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 05, 2011, 02:11:39 am
think i am sticking to this thread from now on  :wink2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 04:10:33 am
Check this guys voice out!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 04:34:25 am
(http://trolledbot.net.nyud.net/pix/32.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 04:47:45 am
Here is the guide in video format:
(http://trolledbot.net.nyud.net/pix/47.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 05, 2011, 04:50:16 am
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 06:21:24 am
(http://www.27bslash6.com/images/sadcaveman.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 06:42:09 am
(http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Atheist_Tees_Ad_V4a.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 06:46:19 am
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20080502.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 06:48:36 am
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090508.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 06:51:08 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2011, 09:10:15 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 05, 2011, 09:19:43 pm
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lol prick .... :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Coronel_Niel on January 05, 2011, 09:20:41 pm
I do love a cup of tea, but not with the whole china cups and all that. Just simply make a cup of tea and drink it.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 06, 2011, 02:33:10 am
I don't mind tea....with a shot in it.

Anyhow if you have ever traveled you will relate to this:
Planes.Trains.and.Automobiles.airport scene
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Coronel_Niel on January 06, 2011, 03:16:17 am
Look at the comments
"How can a film from the 80's rip off a film from 2010"
Good to see YouTube doesn't disapoint in the fact their is still pleanty of idiots on youtube
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 06, 2011, 10:39:56 pm
Here a REAL mans tractor...a converted tank!

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 07, 2011, 12:27:34 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on January 07, 2011, 02:57:23 am
(http://i.imgur.com/3BHd5.jpg)

LOL!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on January 07, 2011, 11:47:05 am
(http://i.imgur.com/3BHd5.jpg)

By pressing the [Check It] button that program generates an automatic email to following adresses:

add_data@google.com
usefull_content@apple.com

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 07, 2011, 12:26:28 pm
I thought it only sent data to ex USSR KJB members.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 07, 2011, 10:39:12 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2011, 10:13:36 am
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/phongbong1984/1242813971372.jpg)
If you know who this is then the "win" later turned into a giant "fail".
The only US leader in the White House with enough ball to ever LEAVE office over being a fucktard.
Wis Obama and a few others in Congress had the same stones to do so.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2011, 10:55:06 am
(http://image.patriotpost.us.s3.amazonaws.com/2011-01-07-digest-cartoon-2.jpg)
(http://image.patriotpost.us.s3.amazonaws.com/2011-01-07-digest-cartoon-1.jpg)
(http://image.patriotpost.us.s3.amazonaws.com/2011-01-07-digest.jpg)
Now we are on the right path at last.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 09, 2011, 11:54:03 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2011, 09:46:33 pm
Quote
A: do you speak english?
B: yes
A: name?
B: adolf bumin.
A: sex?
B: 3 to 5 times a week.
A: no, i mean..male/female?
B: yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
A: holy cow!
B: yes, cows, sheep...animals in general.
A: oh dear,
B: no, deer runs too fast.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 11, 2011, 05:49:36 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 11, 2011, 09:41:18 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 14, 2011, 02:00:41 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 14, 2011, 01:53:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Woilz.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 14, 2011, 02:13:08 pm
My proper Dead Road Kill stew is the real-deal: hearty, warming and packed full of flavour.

Serves 4
Preparation time: 20 mins
Cooking time: 2? hours

Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil
500g stewing Dead Road Kill, cut into 4cm chunks (if buying from he butcher ask for Dead Road Kill shin)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
? swede, peeled and chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 leeks, chopped
1 tsp tomato puree
1 tbsp plain flour
570ml Dead Road Kill stock
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary leaves picked
A few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked
2 bay leaves
Sea salt and fresh black pepper

Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 170C/gas 3.

2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in medium, heavy-based casserole pan. Season the meat, then brown in batches. Remove each batch of meat with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate.

3. Add the rest of the oil to the pan, along with the veggies and cook over a low heat for 10 minutes or until softened and slightly caramelised.

4. Add the tomato puree and flour to the pan and cook for a minute.

5. Pour in the stock.

6. Return the meat to the pan and add the herbs, then cover the pan with a lid and place in the oven for two hours, or until the meat is falling apart and the sauce has thickened slightly.

7. Season to taste before serving piping hot with mash.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Double Hack on January 14, 2011, 03:23:41 pm
mmm shall try that lunchtime looking for a place to put those dead hedgehogs/squirrels...  :icon_biggrin2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2011, 01:01:08 am
Up here there is a dead deer every other mile...daily.

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2011, 02:39:22 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2011, 11:42:39 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2011, 05:41:04 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2011, 09:05:55 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Jurugi on January 17, 2011, 09:12:30 am
Good comeback
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=669280&postcount=18
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on January 17, 2011, 12:30:33 pm
(http://i1037.photobucket.com/albums/a452/ab101st/oQdTn.jpg)

ROFL  :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2011, 08:41:49 pm
Cool prank:
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 19, 2011, 12:37:55 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 22, 2011, 01:43:59 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 22, 2011, 05:28:41 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 22, 2011, 05:30:23 am
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http://i52.tinypic.com/141qvti.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 22, 2011, 07:16:47 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on January 22, 2011, 10:18:21 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 24, 2011, 09:15:44 pm
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 25, 2011, 02:03:36 pm
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b270/tonyK1/Zcam.jpg)

THE ZED CAM!

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 25, 2011, 09:55:21 pm
LOL! /\  /\    :icon_thumbsup

(http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/24/dime%20doorbell%20deters%20salespeople.jpg)
       
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Wesker on January 26, 2011, 04:13:55 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 26, 2011, 04:53:59 am
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/8275/swat49ws.gif)
Who is that guy and does he ask from personal experiences?


Moveing along:
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 27, 2011, 02:43:45 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 28, 2011, 12:00:56 am
(http://www.lolpic.se/pics/9735.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]phranz on January 30, 2011, 09:03:52 pm
http://nelsonhaha.com/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 31, 2011, 03:04:10 am
(http://www.sitepointstatic.com/graphics/censorship.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 31, 2011, 11:31:11 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0WuSEa7ftyk/TBEeZYD1eOI/AAAAAAAAAQw/K5gnLbcbUlQ/s1600/confused.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 31, 2011, 11:54:09 pm
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177902-1/Basketball_self_dunk.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: karmalover on February 02, 2011, 08:09:34 am
please something about egypt !!!! :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 03, 2011, 04:17:18 am
(http://i.imgur.com/5Fwn0.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 04, 2011, 03:13:57 am
(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/_archive/Cartoons/ss-101123-holidaysearch/ss-101123-holidaysearch-08.grid-8x2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 04, 2011, 03:15:49 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 04, 2011, 03:19:29 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Fy6rV.gif)

weskers bike is funnier lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 04, 2011, 03:22:57 am
Not so much funny...but very much "Hmmmmmmm".  :icon_thumbsup
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 04, 2011, 09:31:02 pm
Snow removal via flame thrower!?  :icon_o_o

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 06, 2011, 07:12:53 am
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Full size here:
http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/someoneusingcomputer.png
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on February 06, 2011, 09:11:09 pm
(http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/someoneusingcomputer.png)

Full size here:
http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/someoneusingcomputer.png

i know exactly how he feels.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 06, 2011, 09:38:29 pm
never eat yellow snow  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 06, 2011, 09:39:36 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 07, 2011, 05:45:53 am
TKC Granny vs game Admin?
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: miss_pacman on February 07, 2011, 07:08:08 pm
ha ha ha :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 08, 2011, 11:10:57 pm
Gang fight in the 'hood.

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 09, 2011, 02:54:07 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 09, 2011, 12:11:17 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 10, 2011, 02:45:51 am
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 11, 2011, 10:14:46 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 12, 2011, 10:57:32 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 12, 2011, 11:20:17 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 13, 2011, 04:11:31 pm
(http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/searchsucks.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 13, 2011, 04:12:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/7VIIo.jpg)

lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 14, 2011, 08:40:01 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 14, 2011, 02:26:34 pm
lol m8 , is that what we should call the dynamic threesome?

stay puft crew?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 14, 2011, 02:52:41 pm
lol m8 , is that what we should call the dynamic threesome?

stay puft crew?
It's from the movie Ghost Busters.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 14, 2011, 02:55:04 pm
lol m8 , is that what we should call the dynamic threesome?

stay puft crew?
It's from the movie Ghost Busters.

i know m8
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: miss_pacman on February 14, 2011, 08:17:11 pm
 :icon_thumbsup  :icon_laugh  :icon_teehee  :icon_rolleyes2

My proper Dead Road Kill stew is the relabel: hearty, warming and packed full of flavour.

Serves 4
Preparation time: 20 Min's
Cooking time: 2? hours

Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil
500g stewing Dead Road Kill, cut into 4cm chunks (if buying from he butcher ask for Dead Road Kill shin)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
? swede, peeled and chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 leeks, chopped
1 tsp tomato puree
1 tbsp plain flour
570ml Dead Road Kill stock
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary leaves picked
A few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked
2 bay leaves
Sea salt and fresh black pepper

Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 170C/gas 3.

2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in medium, heavyset casserole pan. Season the meat, then brown in batches. Remove each batch of meat with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate.

3. Add the rest of the oil to the pan, along with the veggies and cook over a low heat for 10 minutes or until softened and slightly caramelised.

4. Add the tomato puree and flour to the pan and cook for a minute.

5. Pour in the stock.

6. Return the meat to the pan and add the herbs, then cover the pan with a lid and place in the oven for two hours, or until the meat is falling apart and the sauce has thickened slightly.

7. Season to taste before serving piping hot with mash.


Does  road kill include when you hit people???
the swede??? Male or female, young or old???
 do I cook it with the stones and other dirt??
is the dirt part of the spices???
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 14, 2011, 08:30:25 pm
:icon_thumbsup  :icon_laugh  :icon_teehee  :icon_rolleyes2

My proper Dead Road Kill stew is the relabel: hearty, warming and packed full of flavour.

Serves 4
Preparation time: 20 Min's
Cooking time: 2? hours

Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil
500g stewing Dead Road Kill, cut into 4cm chunks (if buying from he butcher ask for Dead Road Kill shin)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
? swede, peeled and chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 leeks, chopped
1 tsp tomato puree
1 tbsp plain flour
570ml Dead Road Kill stock
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary leaves picked
A few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked
2 bay leaves
Sea salt and fresh black pepper

Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 170C/gas 3.

2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in medium, heavyset casserole pan. Season the meat, then brown in batches. Remove each batch of meat with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate.

3. Add the rest of the oil to the pan, along with the veggies and cook over a low heat for 10 minutes or until softened and slightly caramelised.

4. Add the tomato puree and flour to the pan and cook for a minute.

5. Pour in the stock.

6. Return the meat to the pan and add the herbs, then cover the pan with a lid and place in the oven for two hours, or until the meat is falling apart and the sauce has thickened slightly.

7. Season to taste before serving piping hot with mash.


Does  road kill include when you hit people???
the swede??? Male or female, young or old???
 do I cook it with the stones and other dirt??
is the dirt part of the spices???

upto you really , but i hear freshly ran over polish or cosovan is especially tasty  :smile.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: miss_pacman on February 14, 2011, 09:47:11 pm
:icon_thumbsup  :icon_laugh  :icon_teehee  :icon_rolleyes2

My proper Dead Road Kill stew is the relabel: hearty, warming and packed full of flavour.

Serves 4
Preparation time: 20 Min's
Cooking time: 2? hours

Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil
500g stewing Dead Road Kill, cut into 4cm chunks (if buying from he butcher ask for Dead Road Kill shin)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
? swede, peeled and chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 leeks, chopped
1 tsp tomato puree
1 tbsp plain flour
570ml Dead Road Kill stock
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary leaves picked
A few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked
2 bay leaves
Sea salt and fresh black pepper

Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 170C/gas 3.

2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in medium, heavyset casserole pan. Season the meat, then brown in batches. Remove each batch of meat with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate.

3. Add the rest of the oil to the pan, along with the veggies and cook over a low heat for 10 minutes or until softened and slightly caramelised.

4. Add the tomato puree and flour to the pan and cook for a minute.

5. Pour in the stock.

6. Return the meat to the pan and add the herbs, then cover the pan with a lid and place in the oven for two hours, or until the meat is falling apart and the sauce has thickened slightly.

7. Season to taste before serving piping hot with mash.


Does  road kill include when you hit people???
the swede??? Male or female, young or old???
 do I cook it with the stones and other dirt??
is the dirt part of the spices???

upto you really , but i hear freshly ran over polish or cosovan is especially tasty  :smile.

:icon_laugh  :icon_teehee  :icon_rolleyes2
:icon_laugh  :icon_teehee  :icon_rolleyes2
lets go and see...... hahahahaha
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 14, 2011, 10:47:05 pm
lol i think its illegal to run them over unfortuanetly
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 15, 2011, 06:21:47 am
Got snow?

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/snow_explosion.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: miss_pacman on February 15, 2011, 11:24:07 am
lol i think its illegal to run them over unfortuanetly
oupsss accidentaly hit someone looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 16, 2011, 09:46:40 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 17, 2011, 02:12:04 am
lol sick !
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 18, 2011, 06:06:40 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 19, 2011, 03:15:51 am
(http://i.imgur.com/MspLu.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 19, 2011, 03:30:42 am
lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 19, 2011, 05:44:24 am
Attorney at lawl:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 19, 2011, 05:02:44 pm
lol
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 19, 2011, 05:04:31 pm
(http://www.bruisin-ales.com/beerblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hangover-shelter-posters.jpg)

quiet please or i will bequeeth you a boot to the head
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: miss_pacman on February 19, 2011, 08:48:25 pm
lolol  :icon_laugh :icon_laugh

after 48 hrs of fixing wifi connection... :icon_sly i am going to get drunk....so I need it for tomorrow..
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 20, 2011, 08:52:34 am
(http://i.imgur.com/yTeun.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 21, 2011, 12:35:04 am
Ti Kwan Leap
:icon_laugh
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on February 21, 2011, 01:23:17 am
(http://i.imgur.com/yTeun.gif)

Lol, what's going on there.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 21, 2011, 02:10:03 am
It's good to be King!
NR
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: johnmann on February 21, 2011, 05:02:21 am
Ti Kwan Leap
:icon_laugh
NR

MASTER:: can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here...

STUDENT:: ohh yess master not a single one of us could defeat  you..

MASTER:: you gain wisdoM child..

STUDENT:: so we'll have to gang up on you..   get him GOOOO



hahahaha  sooo funny
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: mReURO on February 21, 2011, 10:05:57 am
(http://i.imgur.com/yTeun.gif)

Lol, what's going on there.


this goats have a gene defect. if they get in stress they fall down like dead. farmer used them for  protecting the original goats cause the wolf eat them first :P in few seconds they get back to normal :P
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on February 22, 2011, 12:50:58 am
But, wouldn't those goats be as productive as the non-defective ones? Wool, food?

And what are they looking at in the beginning?

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 22, 2011, 07:59:05 am
A piece of pie
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2011, 02:31:33 am
(http://image.patriotpost.us.s3.amazonaws.com/2011-02-21-brief-cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2011, 03:28:44 am
The Bahrain GP is back on!

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2011, 03:32:26 am
(http://www.faithfreedom.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Gaddafi.jpg)
(http://www.bookbits.net/img/george-bush-finger_3.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nuqVwWokUog/SjCmkiP3JrI/AAAAAAAAA0M/DWEQRc-7Mh0/s400/gaddafi.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on February 23, 2011, 03:55:52 am
he will go down in a blaze of glory m8 lol martahood for gadaffy :icon_biggrin2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on February 23, 2011, 05:17:12 am
A calvery charge?

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Post by: MrMedic on February 26, 2011, 03:16:25 pm
Try not to laugh or grin

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Post by: Coronel_Niel on February 26, 2011, 03:25:22 pm
I knew what it was before it come up ;)

Too old video.
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Post by: ZOldDude on February 26, 2011, 11:39:55 pm
SAW #...whatever

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Post by: [TKC]phranz on February 27, 2011, 12:38:25 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on February 27, 2011, 01:50:34 am
cheese


NR
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Post by: ZOldDude on February 27, 2011, 06:19:55 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 01, 2011, 02:13:11 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 01, 2011, 10:49:08 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 02, 2011, 01:06:53 am
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If you get "If you can see this..." then use THIS link:
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 03, 2011, 02:23:44 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 04, 2011, 12:35:03 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 04, 2011, 09:30:40 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2011, 08:23:26 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2011, 10:22:34 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2011, 10:55:35 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2011, 10:56:20 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 06, 2011, 10:59:23 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 07, 2011, 09:31:50 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 08, 2011, 12:46:55 am
Youngest member of TCK

A server admin says he will ban him and he says...































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Post by: karmalover on March 08, 2011, 07:08:22 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Fy6rV.gif)

I'm sure she can do this with her asshole and pussy   :icon_laugh  still to know what she gonna put in...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on March 08, 2011, 01:37:38 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Fy6rV.gif)

I'm sure she can do this with her asshole and pussy   :icon_laugh  still to know what she gonna put in...
Eh....that "Genie lantern" thing is used with salt water to clean the nasal passage.

On another note:
(http://www.upload.ee/image/1176817/911.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 08, 2011, 08:08:37 pm
 I heard it was International Women's Day today...










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Post by: ZOldDude on March 09, 2011, 12:45:17 am
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If photo does not display then use link in browser:
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 09, 2011, 09:34:20 pm
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Post by: M. O. on March 10, 2011, 12:09:13 am
Ingenious concept.
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 11, 2011, 09:21:52 pm
Got dust?

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Post by: ZOldDude on March 11, 2011, 11:55:59 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 12, 2011, 03:16:05 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 13, 2011, 08:47:29 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 13, 2011, 08:48:31 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 13, 2011, 08:49:23 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 13, 2011, 09:18:16 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 14, 2011, 08:53:09 am
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Post by: Berger on March 16, 2011, 12:38:11 pm
Homefront?s out.from what i?ve read on the net its great fun in MP....maybe its time to see what can be done.
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 16, 2011, 08:16:59 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 19, 2011, 07:50:56 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 21, 2011, 07:40:44 pm
Quote
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1368337/Libya-crisis-B2-stealth-bombers-25-hour-flight-Missouri-Tripoli.html

Six hero pilots return home safe and sound from a bombing mission to Libya which saw them in the cockpit for an incredible 25 hours.

Three B-2 Spirit bombers, piloted by two men each, made it back after the 11,418-mile round trip from the Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri where they are kept in special climate controlled hangars to Libya where they hit targets on forces loyal to Colonel Gaddafi and back again.

At $2.1bn, they are the most expensive warplanes in the world and rarely leave their climate controlled hangars. But when it does, the B2 bomber makes a spectacularly effective start to a war - including during this weekend's aerial attack on Libya's air defences.

One of three Air Force Global Striek Command B-2 Spirit bombers returning to base at Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/21/article-0-0B441FAF00000578-856_964x385.jpg)

The two pilots of the B-2 bomber flew for 25 hours on the 12,000 mile round trip to bomb Gaddafi targets

Touchdown: The skin of the bombers is so sensitive that it has to be kept in special climate controlled shelters where it is taped and cured after every mission

more text in the article

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/20/article-1368250-0B44008A00000578-541_964x1046.jpg)
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Post by: Coronel_Niel on March 21, 2011, 08:16:17 pm
Summary of the entire artical:

Gaddafi is being fucked by planes.

But this happend is desert storm. Its afghanistan all over again.
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 21, 2011, 08:44:55 pm
...Its afghanistan all over again.
No...it's Libya part 2!
Reagan sent in F-15's and bombed him,killed his family and sunk two of his warships to force him to release hostages.

On another note:
(http://i.imgur.com/tCzQT.jpg)
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Post by: Coronel_Niel on March 21, 2011, 08:48:04 pm
Well I ant that old :P

And I love the taste of human flesh in the mornin.
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 22, 2011, 04:55:51 am
A "small" miscalculation:

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Post by: MrMedic on March 22, 2011, 03:43:38 pm
A "small" miscalculation:

(http://www.rallig.com/animierterpicdump29/13.gif)

rofl !
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 23, 2011, 07:49:32 pm
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Post by: MrMedic on March 23, 2011, 10:56:27 pm
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btw z i have a problem with a hard drive , get on ts m8.
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 24, 2011, 09:31:51 pm
How old folks in the USA deal with bears:




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Post by: ZOldDude on March 24, 2011, 11:21:28 pm
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Post by: MrMedic on March 24, 2011, 11:55:36 pm
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that old guy will be needing that extra blood after that bear decides it didnt like that slap lol
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 25, 2011, 11:13:20 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 26, 2011, 07:57:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/4bP2o.jpg)

WoW....I just noticed this post put me into the 12K club!
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Post by: [TKC]phranz on March 26, 2011, 11:21:12 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 28, 2011, 11:39:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/yJd7c.jpg)
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Post by: MrMedic on March 29, 2011, 05:41:44 pm
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reason i hack.
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Post by: MrMedic on March 29, 2011, 05:42:58 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2011, 10:51:14 pm
OMG ZOMBEE AHEADZ!!!

I used to own one of these,wonderfull should zombies attack:

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Post by: ZOldDude on March 29, 2011, 11:42:39 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 30, 2011, 09:33:08 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on March 31, 2011, 02:11:43 am
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Post by: MrMedic on April 01, 2011, 05:19:00 pm

rofl look at the state of this.
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 04, 2011, 12:22:28 am
Excavator Undresses a Woman
Video:
http://www.maniacworld.com/excavator-undresses-a-woman.html
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Post by: Coronel_Niel on April 04, 2011, 02:26:02 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 04, 2011, 10:13:28 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 04, 2011, 10:14:52 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 05, 2011, 03:47:11 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 07, 2011, 09:53:17 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 08, 2011, 11:54:47 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2011, 12:06:16 am
Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
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Post by: MrMedic on April 09, 2011, 01:17:36 am
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..
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2011, 10:32:44 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 09, 2011, 10:39:49 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2011, 06:29:46 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 10, 2011, 10:37:51 pm
Important PSA!

Quote
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2011, 10:24:36 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 11, 2011, 10:28:42 pm
Got spiders in a nest?
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 12, 2011, 12:05:45 am
(http://i.imgur.com/oMZ8r.jpg)

For those who might not know,Vivid is a porn movie company.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 12, 2011, 05:21:24 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 12, 2011, 10:18:05 am
So I heard a few old Russian jokes...

Quote
An American, a Frenchman and a Russian are alone on an uninhabited island. They catch fish for food and suddenly catch a Golden Fish, who promises to fulfill two wishes for each for her own freedom:
The American: "A million dollars and to go back home!"
The Frenchman: "Three beautiful women and to go back home!"
The Russian: "Tsk, and we were getting along so well. Three crates of vodka and the two fellas back!"

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Drunk #1 is slowly walking, bracing himself against a fence and stumbling. He comes across Drunk #2, who is lying next to the fence. "What a disgrace! Lying around like a pig! I'm ashamed for you." "You just keep on walking, demagogue! We'll see what you're gonna do when you run out of fence!"

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The Soviet Union has launched the first man into space. A Ukrainian shepherd, standing on top of a hill, shouts over to another Ukrainian on another hill to tell the news. "Mykola!" / "Yes!" / "The moskali have flown to space!" / "All of them?" / "No, just one." / "So why are you bothering me then?"

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n the zoo, two girls are discussing a gorilla with a huge penis: "THAT's what a real man must have!" A Georgian passer-by sarcastically remarks: "You are badly mistaken. THIS is what a real man must have!", and produces a thick wallet.

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"I told some Estonian blokes that they're slow." / "What did they reply?" / "Nothing, but they beat me up the following day. "

Quote
An Estonian stands by a railway track. Another Estonian passes by on a handcar, pushing the pump up and down. The first one asks: "Iis iitt a llonngg wwayy ttoo Ttallinn?" ? "Nnoot ttoo llonngg." He gets on the car and joins pushing the pump up and down. After two hours of silent pumping the first Estonian asks again: "Iis iitt a llonngg wwayy ttoo Ttallinn?" ? "Nnooow iiitt iiiis llonngg wwayy."

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At -10 degrees Celsius, heating is switched on in British homes, while Finns change into a long-sleeved shirt. At -20 Austrians fly to Malaga, while Finns celebrate midsummer. At -200 hell freezes over and Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest. At -273 absolute zero temperature is reached, all atom movement ceases. The Finns shrug and say: "Perkele, a bit chilly today, isn't it?".

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    Abram cannot sleep, tossing and turning from side to side... Finally his wife Sarah protests: "Abram, what's bothering you?" / "I owe Moishe 20 roubles, but I have no money. What shall I do?" / Sarah bangs on the wall and shouts to the neighbors: "Moishe! My Abram still owes you 20 roubles? Well he isn't giving them back!" Turning to her husband she says: "Now go to sleep and let Moishe stay awake!"

    An Odessa Jew meets another one. "Have you heard, Einstein is going to America!" / "Oh, what for?" / "He developed this Relativity theory." / "Yeah, what's that?" / "Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few. Five hairs in your soup is relatively many." / "And for that he goes to America?!"

    Abram went in synagogue and asks rabbi: "Rebbe, my son became Christian! What should I do?" / "Don't worry, Abram. I'll ask God about it, come back to me tomorrow." At the next day, Abram goes to rabbi again: "So? What God said?" / "I'm sorry, I can't help you. God has the same problem."

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During the Damansky Island incident the Chinese military developed three main strategies: The Great Offensive, The Small Retreat, and Infiltration by Small Groups of One to Two Million Across the Border."

"When a child is born in a Chinese family, there is an ancient tradition: a silver spoon is dropped on the jade floor. The sound the spoon makes will be the name of the newborn." (see Chinese names)

The first report of the first Chinese human spaceflight: "All systems operational, boiler-men on duty!"

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    A Communist died and since he was an honest man albeit atheist, he was sentenced to rotate spending one year in Hell and one year in Heaven. One year passed and Satan said to God : "Take this man as fast as possible, because he turned all my young demons into Young Pioneers, I have to restore some order." Another year passed, Satan meets God again and tells him : "Lord God, it's my turn now." God replied : "First of all, don't call me Lord God, but instead Comrade God; second, there is no God; and one more thing - don't distract me or I'll be late to the Party meeting."

    A Russian and an American are sentenced to Hell. The Devil summons them and says: "Guys, you have 2 options: an American or Russian hell. In the American one you can do what you want, but you'll have to eat a bucket of shit every morning. The Russian one is the same, but it's 2 buckets." The Yankee quickly makes up his mind and goes to American Hell, while the Russian eventually chooses the Russian one. In a week or so they meet. The Russian asks: "So, what's it like out there?"/ "Exactly what the devil said, the Hell itself is OK, but eating a bucket of shit is killing me. And you?" / "Ah, it feels just like home - either the shit doesn't get delivered or there aren't enough buckets for everyone!"

    An American, a Hindu and a Russian land in Purgatory. A grey-winged angel with a huge whip hanging from his belt meets them and says: "Alright, here's the rules. Anyone who takes three strikes from my whip without screaming, can go straight to Heaven. You can shield yourselves with whatever you like. We've got everything here. Who's first?" The American steps forward. "Alright, you've got three hours to prepare yourself." The American puts on a full-body Kevlar outfit, gets into a tank, drives it into a concrete bunker, the bunker is covered with 15 feet of dirt and inch-thick titanium sheets. The angel unravels his whip. SNAP! The titanium and the dirt are gone. SNAP! The bunker and tank are gone. SNAP! The American howls in pain, the ground opens up under his feet and he drops straight to Hell. "Next", says the angel. The Hindu steps forward. "You've got three hours to prepare yourself." / "I need only five minutes. I have studied Yoga all my life and can make myself immune to all pain." The Hindu gets into a lotus position, hums mantras for a few minutes and rises a couple of inches off the ground. The angel unravels his whip. SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! The Hindu is completely unfazed. "Hmm, impressive. Alright, you're free to go." / "Thank you, but only after I see how this one makes it out of this.", says the Hindu, looking at the Russian. / "Your call." The angel turns to the Russian: "What are you going to shield yourself with?" / "With the Hindu, of course."

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Jokes about Russian nuclear-missile forces and worldwide disasters because of lack of basic army discipline.

    A missile silo officer falls asleep during his watch, with his face on the control board and hits the "red button"/ As the colonel comes in, the officer snaps up and proudly reports: "Nothing to report during my watch, comrade Colonel"/ "Nothing to report, you say? Nothing to report?! Then where the hell is Belgium?!!"


    Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, two submarines, Soviet and American, come to the surface. The Soviet one is old and rusty; the American one is new and shiny. On the Soviet one, the crew lounges about without any order, and a drunken captain yells at them: "Who threw a valenok (traditional Russian winter footwear made of felt) on the control board? I'm asking you, who threw a valenok on the control board?!". From the American submarine, a shaved, sober and well-dressed captain, notes sarcastically: "You know, folks, in America...". The Russian captain interrupts him, screaming: "America? America??! There is none of your fucking America anymore!" (Turns back to the crew) "Who threw a valenok onto the control board?!"

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on April 14, 2011, 08:45:48 pm
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Post by: joopig on April 15, 2011, 05:33:37 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 16, 2011, 12:05:22 am
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Post by: joopig on April 16, 2011, 02:43:12 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 18, 2011, 11:16:27 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 19, 2011, 01:08:07 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 19, 2011, 01:10:47 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 19, 2011, 10:08:32 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 20, 2011, 11:25:08 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 20, 2011, 08:56:26 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 20, 2011, 09:01:36 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 20, 2011, 09:04:31 pm
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Post by: Berger on April 22, 2011, 06:58:55 pm
How to Hack your VCR into a Disk Player.
feature=relmfu
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2011, 10:27:48 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 22, 2011, 11:06:40 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2011, 12:21:15 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2011, 03:56:34 am
Future First Person Shooter

How a real game should look:
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 23, 2011, 01:22:57 pm
Three Big Pigs

Mega Karma points to EagleEyez who is a member of one of my torrent clubs!
Good find buddy!
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2011, 10:24:59 am
ORPHAN TEARS
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2011, 11:30:29 am
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night - Grocery Store
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 24, 2011, 10:54:46 pm
Got Bacon?

(http://i.imgur.com/28E4w.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/oOiq0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/suwJF.jpg)

(http://apload.de/bild/111142/iheartbaconpanty1HH3IX.jpg)
  :icon_thumbsup  :icon_shifty  :wink2
(http://www.everyview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/baconlube.jpg)
:icon_devil
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 25, 2011, 11:48:48 am
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(http://i.imgur.com/NDwbt.jpg)

(http://www.70sbig.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bacon-briefcase.jpg)

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Post by: ZOldDude on April 27, 2011, 04:22:05 am
Funny way to train a dog...
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 27, 2011, 05:37:30 am
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http://i.imgur.com/EWH1z.jpg
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 27, 2011, 07:36:40 pm
No Tax on Beer!!
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 27, 2011, 09:54:42 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2011, 03:12:04 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2011, 09:43:31 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2011, 09:45:43 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on April 29, 2011, 09:46:45 pm
(http://biganimal.net/files/u2/1301819048_1301714663_sex-01.jpg)
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Post by: MrMedic on April 30, 2011, 04:43:50 am
(http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/07/sw-wedding-1.jpg)

went to it today up at 3 : 40 am .. went to bed at 00 : 55 was good been there seen that done it remember it for life :) what you done today lol?.
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 01, 2011, 04:13:16 am
Virgin?
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/58538701.gif
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Post by: thumper on May 01, 2011, 10:49:15 am
Royal wedding got interesting at one point:

(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3014/princewilliam.jpg)
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Post by: Berger on May 02, 2011, 12:03:56 pm
Department of Defense == Panetta && CIA == Petraeus

switch (politics for Noobs){

case 'one':

Gaddafi = kill;

case 'two':

Gaddafi = kill;
Bin Laden = kill;

default: Bin Laden = kill;

};
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on May 02, 2011, 09:29:21 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 02, 2011, 09:30:26 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 02, 2011, 11:52:57 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2011, 12:21:36 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2011, 09:06:21 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2011, 09:12:53 am
This...is sooooooo funny!
:icon_laugh
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2011, 09:18:42 am
With a cat...
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2011, 12:56:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/yTi3t.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2011, 09:38:59 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 03, 2011, 11:29:52 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 04, 2011, 01:53:31 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 04, 2011, 09:16:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Oj3qx.png)

Fixed spelling:
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 05, 2011, 08:37:43 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 06, 2011, 09:35:05 pm
I was "thinking" yesterday...

Bin Ladan cocktail:
Two shots and a splash of water.   :icon_magician
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 07, 2011, 10:33:02 pm
Are cats pissing you off by pissing on everything?
Get revenge:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1467691/1fe367a7/dumpert_how_to.html
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 07, 2011, 10:36:07 pm
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"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. "
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 08, 2011, 09:26:24 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 09, 2011, 01:33:22 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 09, 2011, 01:14:19 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 10, 2011, 10:45:22 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 10, 2011, 11:17:49 pm
http://www.9mine.com/play/game_17816_Slap%20Gaddafi.html
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 10, 2011, 11:36:34 pm
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http://s1.img.pl/v/1105/355781304677114_by_pararylex_5.jpg
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 11, 2011, 01:11:12 am
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HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2009

Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.


2009 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.


2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.



Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not sit still in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.



Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt..


1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.



Scenario 5:


Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.


2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.



Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.


1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.



2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher.. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.



Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.


2009 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.



Scenario 8:

Wally falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Nancy. Nancy hugs him to comfort him.


1957 - In a short time, Wally feels better and goes on playing.


2009 - Nancy is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison...Wally undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Post by: M. O. on May 11, 2011, 02:13:39 am
Lol.  :icon_biggrin2
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 11, 2011, 02:27:47 am
Lol.  :icon_biggrin2
I remember as a kid the High School had a rifle range on it for sport/ROTC.
I also recall the wooden paddle when you got called into the office!
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Post by: thumper on May 11, 2011, 03:58:51 am
Lol.  :icon_biggrin2
I remember as a kid the High School had a rifle range on it for sport/ROTC.
I also recall the wooden paddle when you got called into the office!

Having gone to school in the late nineties... my ROTC (Navy) had M1 Garand's (bolts non-functional) for honor guard and air rifles for shooting competitions. I heard recently that the M1's were removed from the school, and the air rifles are now off school property.

(Former LT in my HS Navy ROTC, I regret not joining the military right after HS...)
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 11, 2011, 04:57:56 am
Yeah...but when I was a kid the .22 at the range fired live ammo.

Back then when anybody with $12-16 USD could walk into basically any department or even a hardware store...even your local barber shop...and buy a rifle or shotgun...we never had much crime with arms.
The problems started in 1969 with the federal government "infringing" on our Rights.

Anyhow.....got any jokes/photo's or video?
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 12, 2011, 02:12:10 am
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_15yjI-RtaW4/TE-IC_66HYI/AAAAAAAAA8s/MwdmpT1xZLg/s1600/fuck_it.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 12, 2011, 09:08:28 pm
We Didn?t Start The Viral

How many of these do you recall?
http://toddand.com/2007/10/26/we-didnt-start-the-viral/
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 14, 2011, 09:07:46 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 15, 2011, 02:17:57 am
Just finished watching this one...  :icon_thumbsup

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Post by: ZOldDude on May 15, 2011, 09:26:28 pm
(http://www.ping-timeout.de/sig/14.jpg) (http://www.ping-timeout.de)
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 16, 2011, 01:20:35 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 16, 2011, 12:19:19 pm
Apple's so called "new technology" is so last place and years behind the times...
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/012010/ipad_vs_hp_tc_1100.jpg)

Oh...the HP sales for $160 (used) USD as well!
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 16, 2011, 12:35:58 pm
English... the language that separates the countries that speak it!  :icon_laugh

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Post by: ZOldDude on May 16, 2011, 09:11:41 pm
Some things just never change...

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110516.gif
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Post by: Berger on May 17, 2011, 04:01:41 pm
Thats a cool product review:

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Post by: ZOldDude on May 19, 2011, 08:56:28 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 19, 2011, 09:00:14 pm
OBL death helmet cam video!



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Post by: ZOldDude on May 20, 2011, 08:46:33 am
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An alcoholic, a sex addict and a Pothead are at the gates of Heaven waiting to be let in.Saint-Peter approaches each of them and tells them that they will have to indulge in their sins for one thousand years before they will be allowed into Heaven.

He leads the alcoholic to a room and opens the door.Inside is a room with every kind of alcohol imaginable.The alcoholic enters and the door is locked behind him.

The sex addict is led to a room filled with sex-starved women.He enters and the door is locked behind him.

The Pothead is led to a room filled with every conceivable type of marijuana.He enters the room and the door is locked behind him.

A thousand years pass and Saint-Peter arrives to unlock the doors.
The alcoholic stumbles out of the room and tells Saint-Peter that he will never,ever touch a drop of alcohol again.So he is let into Heaven.
The sex addict is released from his room and tells Saint-Peter that he will never lust for women ever again.He is let into Heaven.
When Saint-Peter opens the Pothead's door,a voice from within can be heard saying "Finally! Got a light?"
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Post by: [TKC]phranz on May 21, 2011, 12:33:33 am


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Post by: MrMedic on May 21, 2011, 05:55:50 am
women ... daydreaming
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 22, 2011, 10:26:40 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 23, 2011, 08:44:35 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 23, 2011, 09:52:29 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 24, 2011, 01:03:37 am
11.2% and it comes in a 3 L bottle!

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Warning: Double Bastard Ale is not to be wasted on the tentative or weak. Only the Worthy are invited, and then only at your own risk. If you have even a modicum of hesitation, DO NOT buy this bottle. Instead, leave it for a Worthy soul who has already matriculated to the sublime ecstasy of what those in the know refer to as "Liquid Arrogance."

This is one lacerative muther of an ale. It is unequivocally certain that your feeble palate is grossly inadequate and thus undeserving of this liquid glory...and those around you would have little desire to listen to your resultant whimpering. Instead, you slackjawed gaping gobemouche, slink away to that pedestrian product that lures agog the great unwashed with the shiny happy imagery of its silly broadcast propaganda. You know, the one that offers no challenge, yet works very, very hard to imbue the foolhardy with the absurd notion that they are exercising ?independent? thought, or attempts to convey the perception it is in some way ?authentic? or ?original.? It?s that one that makes you feel safe and delectates you into basking in the warm, fuzzy, and befuddled glow of your own nescience. Why so many allow themselves to be led by the nose lacks plausible explanation. Perhaps you have been so lulled by the siren song of ignorance that you don?t even notice your white-knuckle grip on it. You feel bold and unique, but alas are nothing but sheep, willingly being herded to and fro. If you think you are being piqued in this text, it is nothing when compared to the insults we are all asked to swallow streaming forth from our televisions and computers. Truth be told, you are being coddled into believing you are special or unique by ethically challenged ?pay no attention to the man behind the curtain? marketers who layer (upon layer) imagined attributes specifically engineered to lead you by the nose. Should you decide to abdicate your ability to make decisions for yourself, then you are perhaps deserving of the pabulum they serve. Double Bastard Ale calls out the garrulous caitiffs who perpetrate the aforementioned atrocities and demands retribution for their outrageously conniving, intentionally misleading, blatantly masturbatory and fallacious ad campaigns. We demand the unmitigated, transparent truth. We demand forthright honesty. We want justice! Call ?em out and line ?em up against the wall... NOW.

http://www.arrogantbastard.com/doublebastard/default.asp
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 24, 2011, 01:51:22 pm
Copy/paste/pimp this along with the URL to TCK's main page/forums on EVERY site you visit:

Quote
There are times in life when  men make up their minds that there is no other recourse to oppression other than revolt.

Victory is in the minds of such men and they will feast on no other meal.

Some of our brothers have been called away for national duty but those of us left behind will fight and battle here at home in our own ways.

June 10th is drawing near yet again and it is our day to start revolt for a 24th of a year as we have for the past 8 !

Fire up your FRAPS and post on YouTube so that they may remember the rest of the year as they have so many in the past.

The yearly World Teamkill Championships are nearly upon all who stand against the freedom of the online player yet again to remind them that...

Quote
Codename "Project TKC"
(http://www.indelibleinc.com/kubrick/films/strangelove/images/cigar.jpg)
We are TKC. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
We will be heard.
Expect us!

EDIT:
It is NOT June 10th but August 1-10th.
My bad typo.
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Post by: ZOldDude on May 28, 2011, 09:52:31 am
NSFW

Eat Da Poo Poo

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Post by: ZOldDude on May 28, 2011, 07:00:26 pm
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Post by: Showy on June 01, 2011, 07:52:02 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 03, 2011, 04:43:18 am
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Post by: MrMedic on June 03, 2011, 07:59:10 pm
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Post by: MrMedic on June 03, 2011, 08:00:52 pm
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i hear thunder i hear thunder .. pitter patter raindrops ...
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Post by: MrMedic on June 04, 2011, 05:29:10 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 09, 2011, 10:52:30 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 10, 2011, 09:44:49 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2011, 08:30:47 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Bbi0r.jpg)

Full size:
http://i.imgur.com/Bbi0r.jpg
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 11, 2011, 08:34:03 pm
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Post by: coke on June 13, 2011, 07:15:26 am

God damn embed. I thought Medic might relate to this.
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Post by: joopig on June 13, 2011, 10:49:04 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 16, 2011, 07:41:52 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 16, 2011, 07:43:35 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 16, 2011, 08:34:38 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 17, 2011, 02:55:02 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 17, 2011, 02:57:25 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 17, 2011, 11:00:48 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 18, 2011, 10:37:10 pm
(http://image.patriotpost.us/2011-06-15-chronicle-cartoon.jpg)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 20, 2011, 10:17:36 pm
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Post by: Berger on June 21, 2011, 02:00:21 pm
(http://gif.artige.no/store/6840.gif)

ROFL
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 21, 2011, 10:29:23 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 21, 2011, 10:46:25 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 22, 2011, 04:42:23 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 23, 2011, 02:57:40 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 23, 2011, 11:30:50 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 23, 2011, 08:32:35 pm
Dateline 6.22.11 ..."Don't steal the beer"!
(yes this is real news)
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 24, 2011, 09:32:39 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on June 25, 2011, 01:10:25 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 08, 2011, 12:41:49 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 08, 2011, 12:53:38 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 08, 2011, 12:54:10 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 08, 2011, 09:31:21 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 28, 2011, 03:00:32 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 28, 2011, 03:02:23 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 28, 2011, 03:03:43 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 28, 2011, 03:04:39 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 28, 2011, 03:06:11 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 28, 2011, 03:07:07 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 28, 2011, 09:14:57 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 29, 2011, 08:53:43 am
http://www.wtfnoway.com/
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 30, 2011, 12:18:49 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 30, 2011, 12:19:29 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 30, 2011, 10:00:46 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on July 30, 2011, 10:02:16 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 01, 2011, 08:49:20 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 01, 2011, 11:12:12 pm
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b29e0146d3/the-red-state-update-health-care-plan-from-travis-and-jonathan
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 01, 2011, 11:26:28 pm
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We all know you want to watch bears having sex. That much we know. But whatever you do, resist that urge. If you see two bears making sweet sweet love, run away. As fast as you can. Here?s why:

1. If they become aware of your presence, they will make eye contact with you while they climax. A beargasm lasts up to 23 minutes and you will be frozen in fear as they stare you down without blinking for nearly a half-hour, depositing four gallons of semen into their partner. And into your soul.

2. If you do catch them climaxing, and oh boy will they climax, the male bear will let out a deafening roar. And I don?t know how it?s possible, but that roar will sound remarkably like the name of your deceased dog.

3. Bears are known to pick their next mate while beargasming. The only criteria they use for choosing a lover is hearing someone say ?Oh look! Two bears doing it! Let?s watch!? Based on scientific fact, there?s a 100% chance you?ll say this when you randomly encounter two bears having sex. Do not! Otherwise, you?re next. And if you need a reminder as to why this is a bad idea?23 minute orgasm.

4. Bears having sex is illegal in 48 out of 50 states. The moment you witness a bear inside another bear and decide to watch for a few hours, you are an accomplice to a crime. The jail sentence varies, but it's usually no more than six months. Not so bad. But the catch is you must share a cell with one of the bears. Also, see #3.

5. While your bear sex textbooks (sextbooks) may say otherwise, a bear?s vagina bears a strong resemblance to your face. No matter what you look like. And a bear?s penis, well, looks like a bear?s penis. But put them together, and you?ve got a mental image for the rest of your life. Unless that?s your thing. And in that case, this list may be retitled ?5 Reasons To Catch Bears Having Sex and Good Luck With Your Vagina Face.?
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 02, 2011, 02:59:51 am
Fresh seafood...

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Post by: ZOldDude on August 02, 2011, 06:06:51 am
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1) Obviously, when it comes to masturbating yourself with peanut butter, different brands yield different results. It goes without saying that the higher the quality the peanut butter, the better the sensation. So, say you get used to using Jiff, which is no shock because Jiff feels amazing, and over the years you rely on the feeling that only a highfalutin peanut butter like that can provide. But then, you get fired from your job at the banana museum and you can only afford store-brand peanut butter. It goes without saying that you'll never be able to masturbate yourself to completion with that. Store brand peanut butter is all dry and mealy.

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2) You're going down a scary road. After you start masturbating yourself with peanut butter, you'll undoubtedly grow tired of the smooth varieties and will think "Oh, I now require Super Chunky to get myself off." DO NOT EVER BUY SUPER CHUNKY! You will be in a world of pain.

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3) Peanut Butter in your peehole does not come out.
(PICTURED: Man with clogged peehole)

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4) It's a gateway lube. One that leads to trying all the ingredients that can be used for making kindergartner's lunches. And once you try jelly, there's no turning back. It provides for an efficiency you can't get anywhere else - something you'll need when making sandwiches for children.

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5)  One faulty lock on your door, and you and your dog will never look at each other the same again.

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 02, 2011, 11:21:55 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 02, 2011, 11:31:06 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 03, 2011, 06:50:09 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 03, 2011, 07:07:01 pm
My Little Pony meets Myth Busters.

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on August 04, 2011, 01:40:02 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 04, 2011, 08:19:13 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 05, 2011, 05:42:13 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 08, 2011, 12:27:43 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 11, 2011, 08:02:40 pm
London's new 2012 Olympic logo

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Post by: ZOldDude on August 12, 2011, 11:12:24 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 12, 2011, 11:13:32 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 16, 2011, 09:56:27 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 23, 2011, 02:49:01 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 27, 2011, 08:37:47 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 28, 2011, 12:42:16 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 29, 2011, 10:03:30 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 29, 2011, 10:29:31 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 29, 2011, 10:35:18 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 29, 2011, 10:41:33 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 29, 2011, 10:47:12 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 30, 2011, 02:31:17 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 30, 2011, 03:11:24 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 30, 2011, 11:12:39 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 30, 2011, 11:59:18 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on August 31, 2011, 08:48:18 am
The day TKC's forum first went online 2003...


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Post by: ZOldDude on September 02, 2011, 11:02:17 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 09, 2011, 10:27:30 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 10, 2011, 11:27:56 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 10, 2011, 08:46:27 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 12, 2011, 12:43:36 am
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Post by: MrMedic on September 12, 2011, 04:17:26 am
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^ so true.
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 12, 2011, 05:58:30 am
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Post by: Berger on September 12, 2011, 12:27:36 pm
 :icon_laugh OMG!
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 12, 2011, 09:19:47 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 15, 2011, 02:28:01 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 16, 2011, 08:21:17 pm
Want to drag race?

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...320-mph school bus.
...what we have here is pretty simple: 42,000 horsepower; 21,000 pounds of thrust; the engine from an F4 fighter...
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 17, 2011, 10:43:41 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 03:15:41 am
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Post by: MrMedic on September 19, 2011, 05:02:39 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 09:15:55 pm
A panda, who had just been the subject of an experiment in amplifying intelligence in animals, went to a diner to celebrate the fact that he had learned to read. He motions for the waiter and points to a sandwich on the menu which he though looked particularly tasty.
The waiter brings out his sandwich, the panda eats it and once more motions for the waiter. When the waiter gets there, the panda pulls out a .44 revolver and shoots him in the head, and then calmly walks out.
The police are called and arrest him very quickly (as it's not hard to notice a panda walking around.) When asked why he did it, he simply pulled out a copy of the dictionary, opened to the definition of "Panda," and pointed to it for the policemen to read.

"Panda (pan - duh) n. An endangered mammal native to Eastern Asia. Eats shoots and leaves."
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 09:22:57 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 09:43:20 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 09:47:56 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 09:57:02 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 11:28:29 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 11:39:12 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 11:43:59 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 19, 2011, 11:57:04 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 20, 2011, 12:13:21 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 20, 2011, 12:20:00 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 20, 2011, 12:30:00 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 20, 2011, 12:40:07 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 20, 2011, 12:48:29 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 20, 2011, 01:09:15 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 21, 2011, 02:04:38 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 21, 2011, 09:38:59 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 23, 2011, 08:51:46 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 23, 2011, 08:58:05 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 25, 2011, 06:08:21 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 26, 2011, 02:52:36 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 26, 2011, 09:39:03 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 27, 2011, 01:30:24 am
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Viagra coffee

An elderdly Irish woman visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor.  'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.
He won't even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!  T'was horrid!  Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying,
Ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,' Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Freakin' Jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.'
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 27, 2011, 01:32:31 am
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Hmmm...seems they don't like people pointing to items on that server!

Here is the direct link:
http://www.pic4all.eu/images/216825314are_those_yoursjkdfhdf.jpg
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 28, 2011, 08:34:27 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 29, 2011, 01:34:51 am
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Post by: MrMedic on September 29, 2011, 02:06:19 am

hahaha
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Post by: ZOldDude on September 30, 2011, 01:12:38 am
US government Pot:

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 01, 2011, 07:42:52 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 01, 2011, 07:44:58 am
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Post by: MrMedic on October 01, 2011, 04:31:36 pm
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:wink2
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 01, 2011, 10:09:54 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 02, 2011, 02:44:39 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 02, 2011, 02:55:26 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 02, 2011, 02:57:05 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 02:54:42 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 03:25:46 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 03:31:59 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 03:35:52 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 03:36:46 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 04:11:58 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 04:30:50 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 04:37:20 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 07:23:05 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 04, 2011, 11:35:08 pm
Saw this gif on another site...
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/168/051/alien2.jpg)
My answerer to it was:

Alien invasion?
When they show up they can bite on the end of my Remington Gamemaster 30-06.
(http://gamemedia.wcgame.ru/data/2011-07-18/remington-760-gamemaster-30--06-photo.jpg)


(http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs074/1103692007474/img/7.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 12:50:35 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 12:57:01 am
TSA training?

(http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Wrestling207.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 01:09:23 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 01:11:18 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 01:12:53 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 01:18:44 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 01:25:17 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 01:31:41 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 02:10:38 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 02:18:44 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 02:29:28 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 02:41:35 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 05, 2011, 02:50:04 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 06, 2011, 05:49:16 am
If it's dead...cook it

Here is some grilled Guinea Pig:

(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/955524_f520.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2348/2518359488_bd625d8134_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 06, 2011, 06:38:22 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on October 06, 2011, 05:50:52 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 06, 2011, 09:15:34 pm
When Reagan was president America had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
In Obama's America there's no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.



Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 07, 2011, 02:14:17 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 07, 2011, 08:37:39 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 07, 2011, 08:38:19 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 07, 2011, 08:39:57 pm
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 :icon_shifty
  :icon_teehee
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 08, 2011, 12:29:07 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 09, 2011, 08:47:34 pm
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Ron approves...
(http://i.imgur.com/s3VQN.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 10, 2011, 12:33:18 am
Quote
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 10, 2011, 12:46:16 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 10, 2011, 01:00:02 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 10, 2011, 01:01:25 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 10, 2011, 08:15:07 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 13, 2011, 02:36:50 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 13, 2011, 02:45:38 am
little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?"
"None" replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said "I have a question for you now."
"If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop... one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third sucking her cone... which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said little Johnny. "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 13, 2011, 11:57:04 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2011, 12:16:36 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2011, 12:23:09 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2011, 12:31:11 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2011, 01:00:51 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2011, 01:03:56 am
Basically says don't shoot at these because they will shoot back.

(http://www.vhpamuseum.org/propaganda/images/pic%2018.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2011, 01:04:49 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 14, 2011, 09:06:11 pm
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Post by: MrMedic on October 14, 2011, 10:32:57 pm
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lol you must be fucking bored mate.
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 15, 2011, 04:00:58 am
I take my smiles when I can find them.

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 15, 2011, 04:02:01 am
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Post by: M. O. on October 16, 2011, 05:56:54 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 17, 2011, 06:33:47 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 18, 2011, 12:51:26 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 18, 2011, 10:30:18 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 18, 2011, 10:36:30 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 18, 2011, 09:48:27 pm
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Post by: MrMedic on October 18, 2011, 10:22:45 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 18, 2011, 10:47:36 pm
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http://www.nuffy.net/pics/cool/japan-inovations/butter_sticker.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 18, 2011, 11:16:16 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 19, 2011, 07:00:34 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 19, 2011, 09:30:12 am
Bob Hope learns about zombies:
 :icon_laugh

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Post by: ZOldDude on October 19, 2011, 07:57:42 pm
Survival Under Atomic Attack 1951

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 20, 2011, 08:55:48 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 20, 2011, 11:12:43 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 21, 2011, 09:37:42 pm
Quote
It will be the end of the world !

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Quote
Wrong again...
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on October 21, 2011, 11:43:02 pm
What's his explanation this time?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 22, 2011, 04:05:36 am
What's his explanation this time?

Who cares...those sort of people are all nut jobs.

(http://termite.apcdn.com/full/47279.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2011, 12:43:37 am
Tea Party Invades Occupy DC- (Hippies on Blast)

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Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2011, 12:56:50 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2011, 01:01:45 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2011, 02:12:44 am
Some shirtless OWS "marchers".

BTW is is lawful for women to go shirtless in NYC.  :icon_magician

"
hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2011, 02:31:48 am
Occupy Wash DC Idiot's Get Pepper Sprayed!

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Post by: ZOldDude on October 23, 2011, 05:09:10 am
Kids in RU getting some smiles in life...  :icon_thumbsup


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Post by: ZOldDude on October 24, 2011, 09:55:00 pm
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Post by: M. O. on October 25, 2011, 01:35:14 am
Lol

Made me think about our old humor gallery in the old main page. Among all the fun pictures there was an image of a random car in the Alps. In itself the picture was nothing special, but seen in a context it was a completely different story.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 25, 2011, 08:44:40 pm
Singing Karaoke when you have Tourettes Syndrome...

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Post by: ZOldDude on October 25, 2011, 08:53:41 pm
Go to the beach and get slice of pizza at the snack stand...

(http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/758119/thumbs/viagra%20pizza.jpg_thumb.jpg)

(http://thumbs.myopera.com/sz/colx/http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/6641412/beach%20photobomb.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 27, 2011, 05:16:49 am
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Post by: MrMedic on October 27, 2011, 09:32:19 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 28, 2011, 08:40:20 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 28, 2011, 08:41:44 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 29, 2011, 06:54:36 am
Got new "go anyplace" wheels for the 4WD.

(http://www.mattracks.com/media/var/resizes/Mattracks/150-Series/150-BFord-004.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 29, 2011, 10:03:13 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 29, 2011, 10:45:17 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on October 30, 2011, 09:15:04 am
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Full size:
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on October 31, 2011, 01:55:55 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 01, 2011, 08:21:02 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on November 01, 2011, 10:20:13 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jVVDVzcqb9c/Sqdc2upSWPI/AAAAAAAAHxE/I4_TQ4HTWsg/s320/weird+vegetables+1.jpg)

^ potatoe
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on November 01, 2011, 10:21:43 pm
ZOldDude
The Unknown Rank!
Administrator
MasstKer

Posts: 12536   << somethings wrong ( in the voice of that robot ) ...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on November 01, 2011, 10:24:38 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jVVDVzcqb9c/SqddXKb2ACI/AAAAAAAAHxs/acJc0T_jZho/s320/weird+vegetables+6.jpg)

some wierd shit comming out of the ground now days .. i blame chernobyl
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on November 01, 2011, 10:25:46 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jVVDVzcqb9c/SqddYasXx1I/AAAAAAAAHyM/5UUbaQBZY9c/s320/weird+vegetables+10.jpg)


looks like

A: a knob
B: a giant heluim filled fish thats flys around your house ?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 02, 2011, 04:53:24 am
(http://localhostr.com/file/jEH1iT7/pcmasterrace.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 02, 2011, 07:35:18 am
The 99% vs the 1%

South Park style:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/398503/preview-ganging-up-on-the-one-percent/


So...who is at fault?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2011, 04:51:21 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2011, 04:52:17 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 03, 2011, 08:48:25 pm
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 04, 2011, 07:18:06 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 04, 2011, 07:19:18 am
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Post by: MrMedic on November 04, 2011, 01:35:24 pm
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with red sauce , i all ways say after ive eaten bacon , i wonder what his brother tasted like.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 05, 2011, 05:22:55 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 06, 2011, 07:50:20 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 06, 2011, 08:46:15 pm
BIG BAD WOLF

nsfw?

Not a valid vimeo URL

LOL!

Quote
Sorry, "BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce" was deleted at 4:27:59 Mon Nov 7, 2011. Vimeo has removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by International Federation of the Phonographic Industry claiming that this material is infringing: BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce. We have no more information about it on our mainframe or elsewhere.

Here is another link:

Embedded...
http://www.billboard.com/column/viralvideos/duck-sauce-s-big-bad-wolf-2011-s-most-disturbing-1005435402.story#/column/viralvideos/duck-sauce-s-big-bad-wolf-2011-s-most-disturbing-1005435402.story

With a YouTube account...
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DXKMoVAObbhE%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 08, 2011, 02:12:11 am
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 08, 2011, 02:43:54 am
LOL!

(has 8 bit music just for Medic)

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1801251/dc69abea/de_scooter_fail.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 08, 2011, 02:59:24 am
Flame War 3

hd=1
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Post by: ZOldDude on November 08, 2011, 05:02:57 am
Grandma Got a Facebook

 :icon_laugh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb19JwNhfGo
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 09, 2011, 03:02:25 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 09, 2011, 06:48:02 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 09, 2011, 08:56:24 am
Sorry but if this just won't display...try the link:
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 09, 2011, 08:55:01 pm
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(http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/uutiset/kotimaa/rakennukset/460841.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 11, 2011, 12:53:20 am
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/196/849/Cpdaq.jpg)

Full size:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/196/849/Cpdaq.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 11, 2011, 07:26:57 am
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/27/7ba2ba1b-30d6-4b17-b0cb-f50dee5dee37.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 12, 2011, 11:47:34 am
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 18, 2011, 01:25:06 am
(http://crazyidiotsworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/crazy-vida1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 18, 2011, 01:49:52 am
(http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2009/07/custom_1244642654333_penetrator.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 18, 2011, 06:21:58 am
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: joopig on November 18, 2011, 07:15:17 pm
(http://lolpics.se/pics/45612.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: joopig on November 18, 2011, 07:18:03 pm
(http://lolpics.se/pics/35309.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 19, 2011, 11:50:42 am
Z vs the Young Pups...
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 19, 2011, 09:49:41 pm
(http://gif.artige.no/store/17/17097.jpg)

Link to correct image:
http://gif.artige.no/store/17/17097.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 20, 2011, 07:09:09 am
BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 20, 2011, 08:01:49 am
(http://savedonthe.net/image/1073/dog_for_sale.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 21, 2011, 06:10:56 am
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r268/Peety72/sv2ET.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 22, 2011, 10:05:32 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 23, 2011, 11:22:07 am
Got Gonorrhea,syphilis...logo-of-the-ma-go-go?
Try....
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Penicillin_core.svg/1000px-Penicillin_core.svg.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 24, 2011, 03:06:48 am
 :icon_thumbsup

feature=player_embedded#!
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 24, 2011, 05:12:37 am
FPSRussia - THE MINIGUN
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 24, 2011, 05:25:27 am
DNC voters in the USA...
(http://i.imgur.com/gJ8lB.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 24, 2011, 06:55:52 am
Shotgun.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 24, 2011, 07:04:52 am
FPSRussia's Real Life 360 NoScope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=8tblVFUuT8g
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 24, 2011, 08:44:15 am
(http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/7b597b5a-8f96-4159-b595-303813c46325.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on November 24, 2011, 10:22:46 pm
FPSRussia's Real Life 360 NoScope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=8tblVFUuT8g

Lol, that's a lot of views. But his accent is strange. And what's up with all those reviewers :P
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 24, 2011, 10:35:31 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 25, 2011, 09:37:22 pm
(http://tovleander.com/pics-0083.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 25, 2011, 11:06:32 pm
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/714285_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 26, 2011, 12:56:56 am
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/312950_10150487715654673_710354672_10438426_263189101_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 27, 2011, 09:02:30 am
On more reason not to screw over old folks...

Full size:
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/756910_460s_v1.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 28, 2011, 11:08:11 pm
I get snow at a lower latitude in the demo due to the altitude I live at than any of EU/Asia:

(http://205.196.120.23/5b30b6b6d227be2924c03fe06e54564f22e4e5f5a1fbd25ea54c31aa4146783d6g.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 28, 2011, 11:49:41 pm
Braking News!

Quote
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son...who is gay.

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 29, 2011, 12:07:47 am
He always has a good act.

EDIT:

He even makes fun of people in my age group:
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on November 29, 2011, 10:29:37 pm
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/6/irnotwetarded128493284609531250.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 02, 2011, 01:56:38 am
(http://www.boredatuni.com/pictures/1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 02, 2011, 03:44:10 am
If this is true...

(http://mooker.com/backend/uploads/1/gravity_lens.jpg)

Then it explains this...

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/706928_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on December 02, 2011, 04:29:13 pm
 :icon_thumbsup +1
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 03, 2011, 09:16:38 am
Yeah...I saw these photo's 2 days apart and just threw them together.  :icon_magician
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 03, 2011, 09:16:57 pm
(http://www.lame.nu/upload/Orion/564cheat.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 04, 2011, 05:13:13 am
(http://p.noelleon.me/X6sh6C0oTkcxzos84sodRT0ro1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 06, 2011, 03:37:34 am
(http://jiveturkey.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mrt.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 06, 2011, 03:38:24 am
(http://diyblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shut_the_fuck_up.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 06, 2011, 03:39:20 am
(http://gifsforum.com/images/image/stfu/grand/this_bish_didnt_shut_up_do_you.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 06, 2011, 12:55:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/d8wsu.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on December 06, 2011, 09:08:09 pm
(http://www.lame.nu/upload/Orion/564cheat.jpg)

Obama?
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2011, 01:19:03 am
(http://ru.fishki.net/picso/drkot.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2011, 01:26:31 am
(http://www.gatheronline.net/uploads/1166291642/gallery_3_2_81114.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2011, 03:51:54 am


Obama?

No...his dad is a citizen of Kenya.
(http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i121/170617.786obama258485d2eb854f9_small.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2011, 03:53:24 am
(http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i247/212060.204195173_471frying_pan.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on December 07, 2011, 04:16:56 am
France is a beau country, but while it's true that Sarkozy and the rest of his gov't might be crap, politics should be avoided here.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2011, 06:51:50 am
France is a beau country, but while it's true that Sarkozy and the rest of his gov't might be crap, politics should be avoided here.

It's not political...it is the header from the site fuckfrance.com.
I have no idea what links I was following but stumbled across it.


Here is a short clip from Gangs of New York:

Don't turn your back on Bill...
feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 07, 2011, 08:20:18 pm
December 7th 70years later...but I will never forget.

(http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/DE/36CC4D4BD660DB7077E18B13E1957.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 09, 2011, 12:42:50 am
(http://i.imgur.com/x8Vdh.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 09, 2011, 12:46:46 am
(http://www.freefunnyshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pregnancy-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 10, 2011, 01:24:40 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZCNBO.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 10, 2011, 12:25:05 pm
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pirate_bay.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2011, 12:03:51 am
Reverend James L. White

(No refunds)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2011, 03:12:38 am
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/clowny4.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 13, 2011, 03:47:18 am
(http://i.imgur.com/MAlej.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 14, 2011, 03:15:21 am
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuMUikQFtGd8_yzEzcK0vMV80XLQKgvbwZ6psGS6SRRt5spVIgrzRxdxyf)



























(http://vulcanicnews.com/wp-content/uploads/funnypic/pack05/Man_The_Harpoons.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2011, 05:59:14 am
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/111214-chinese-carrier-sailing-1145a.photoblog900.jpg)

http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/14/9447273-satellite-spots-chinas-first-aircraft-carrier-at-sea



(http://i.imgur.com/tdDT7.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 15, 2011, 09:07:02 pm
(http://satwcomic.com/art/too-little-butter.jpg)

Full size:
http://satwcomic.com/art/too-little-butter.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 16, 2011, 10:47:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Ok0MK.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 18, 2011, 04:19:33 pm
Hangovers are poorly understood from a medical point of view.[18] Health care professionals prefer to study alcohol abuse from a standpoint of treatment and prevention, and there is a view that the hangover provides a useful, natural and intrinsic disincentive to excessive drinking.[19]

Within the limited amount of serious study on the subject, there is debate about whether a hangover might be prevented or at least mitigated; additionally, there is a vast body of folk medicine and simple quackery. There is currently no empirically proven mechanism for prevention except reducing the amount of ethanol consumed, or for making oneself sober other than waiting for the body to metabolize ingested alcohol, which occurs via oxidation through the liver before alcohol leaves the body. A four-page literature review in the British Medical Journal concludes: "No compelling evidence exists to suggest that any conventional or complementary intervention is effective for preventing or treating alcohol hangover. The most effective way to avoid the symptoms of alcohol induced hangover is to avoid drinking."[20]

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]ViruS on December 18, 2011, 04:25:52 pm
way to avoid the symptoms of alcohol induced hangover is to avoid drinking
hahaha  :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 18, 2011, 10:20:00 pm
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/195044-2/Chuck-Norris-stops-chainsaw.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 18, 2011, 10:20:55 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 18, 2011, 10:22:15 pm
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/195010-1/Cheater-Cyclist-justice.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 19, 2011, 01:34:55 am
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 19, 2011, 01:50:31 am
(http://i.imgur.com/NQo2B.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 19, 2011, 01:51:04 am
(http://i.imgur.com/mVKrr.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 19, 2011, 01:51:27 am
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/Liliths_01/Gifs/trollcat.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2011, 12:58:42 am
(http://i.imgur.com/eMojT.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2011, 01:03:43 am
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8-dAK2W8IUU/Tq-zJtVVtHI/AAAAAAAAEQQ/4i3_9fClfO0/w300/64112046gw1dmg8rqygcgg.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 20, 2011, 04:29:13 am
(http://gif.artige.no/store/19/19987.jpg)


Correct image link...
http://gif.artige.no/store/19/19987.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: M. O. on December 20, 2011, 01:18:53 pm
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/Liliths_01/Gifs/trollcat.gif)


Good display of the team-hit technique, where you turn an "honest" player into a teamkiller.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 21, 2011, 03:17:55 am
blocked/hphotos-ak-snc7/383822_10150479893607953_514637952_10372241_31213794_n.jpg[/img]

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 21, 2011, 09:34:35 pm
(http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/39/71B218C784A51BB374D99CA5A41D.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 22, 2011, 09:12:10 am
Walter answering the crowds questions

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on December 22, 2011, 03:15:53 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/NQo2B.jpg)

looks like that big dog has got a giant nappy on.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 23, 2011, 04:14:02 am
(http://i972.photobucket.com/albums/ae205/cpolaris503/Look-from-a-distance-to-see-yourself.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 23, 2011, 04:23:49 am
I want some...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ro1FKNRvHSM/TQgzdplieYI/AAAAAAAAC-w/cjQKO9WdCHE/s1600/poronlihaa100400g.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 25, 2011, 12:03:34 am
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3800000/Sarcasm-Motivational-Poster-house-md-3805895-500-400.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 25, 2011, 12:29:34 am
Wanking In The Dorm Room

feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 27, 2011, 04:10:44 am
(http://image.patriotpost.us/2011-11-14-brief-cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 27, 2011, 10:22:52 pm
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/steve_bell/2007/02/27/omar512.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 28, 2011, 09:34:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/XJXNJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 30, 2011, 12:55:25 am
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1324718_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]ViruS on December 30, 2011, 01:08:38 am
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/Master015/HiImHarryPotterAndWelcomeToJackass.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 30, 2011, 04:49:47 am
(http://i.imgur.com/3pA1p.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 30, 2011, 07:18:29 am
Obama's Steak Address

 :wink2

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: [TKC]Symantic on December 31, 2011, 06:25:34 am
(http://i.imgur.com/3pA1p.jpg)
couldn't find anything on this. only looked for about 5 minutes though.

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2011, 09:41:40 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JrlkZ.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on December 31, 2011, 09:45:27 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jwrpR.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 01, 2012, 02:36:18 am
How to Wash Your Car with only One Bucket of Water

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 02, 2012, 04:21:43 am
Very long (71 photo's) with some more funny than others...view them all and decide.

(http://savedonthe.net/a/pic/0001.jpg)
(http://savedonthe.net/a/pic/0002.jpg)
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(http://savedonthe.net/a/pic/0071.jpg)


Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 04, 2012, 09:45:28 pm
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/tumblr_lwzr4yefgq1qmuo9zo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 04, 2012, 09:46:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/wqkH1.gif)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 05, 2012, 07:24:51 am
(http://i.imgur.com/m25jn.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 06, 2012, 08:07:54 pm
remember children its : [ img] picture [/ img] are you completely stupid or did you leave your brain at home ?

(http://rob.nu/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/facepalm2.jpg)


^ face palm.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 06, 2012, 10:34:56 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IUfUYa0xytg/TwRDSxGcpDI/AAAAAAAACIc/n2hSuzcC19A/s1600/2593973489.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 06, 2012, 10:37:02 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zHivYSUtlWY/TY8T-2SQhcI/AAAAAAAAEZE/QJzPgF4vc8o/s1600/iiu-susiraja-luuta-sarjasta-hyvae-kaeytoes-2010.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 06, 2012, 11:47:33 pm
that you z ?.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 07, 2012, 01:26:03 am
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/nathaniel_p/tumblr_lgcs9qJYI71qao0reo1_500.jpg)


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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 07, 2012, 01:41:57 am
that you z ?.

http://i.imgur.com/m25jn.jpg
The Milkman:
http://eyepatchfilms.com/?p=143
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 01:37:40 am
(http://i.imgur.com/7fUxC.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 05:17:07 am
(http://i.imgur.com/CGIlf.png)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 10:34:36 am
Poochare Dog Food Commercial

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=F7r6XXI_oX0
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 10:53:44 am
SCTV Leave It To Beaver
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 10:59:11 am
SCTV, 5/1/82 - "BOB'S BIG GUY RESTAURANT"
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Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 11:02:56 am
Big Dude TV Dinner

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 11:06:44 am
SCTV, 10/7/78 - "BEEF N' BOOZE"
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 11:10:41 am
Al Peck's Used Cars
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Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 11:15:30 am
Al Peck's Used Fruit
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 10:20:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hp0sS.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 08, 2012, 11:46:59 pm
SCTV, 11/4/78 - "MAX-LAX COFFEE LAXATIVE"
 :icon_shifty
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 09, 2012, 12:06:53 am
SCTV, 2/10/77 - "HOOKER HANDBOOK"

 :wink2

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 09, 2012, 12:24:29 am
"RONKO WEINER SKINNER"
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 09, 2012, 12:50:33 am
Crock's Scottish Phrases
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 09, 2012, 02:16:55 am
that you z ?.

http://i.imgur.com/m25jn.jpg
The Milkman:
http://eyepatchfilms.com/?p=143
The film is based on a real person and events...running time 16:21 minutes.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 09, 2012, 05:08:13 am
SCTV - Angus Crock Scottish Blues
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 01:19:29 am
(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/33/94/18/339418_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:04:08 am
(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/36/04/26/360426_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:06:07 am
(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/36/03/08/360308_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:20:20 am
Look...it's Mrs Bear in the background.

(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/36/05/69/360569_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Snuff on January 10, 2012, 02:21:23 am
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_UVH5awtgxc/TVRNeZW6uzI/AAAAAAAAHNA/Zrl5Ti3QC3Q/s1600/suspicious+as+fuck.jpeg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:29:39 am
Look....it's a politicians bones!

(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/36/03/17/360317_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:38:17 am
(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/36/05/63/360563_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:42:52 am
(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/36/05/27/360527_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:46:03 am
(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/36/01/08/360108_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:48:21 am
(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/36/00/94/360094_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:49:37 am
(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/35/89/52/358952_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 02:55:38 am
Never go on a date without it...Bust-a-Nut!

(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/35/97/02/359702_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 03:04:04 am
The insults would have gone on longer...but they ran out of breath.

(http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/35/96/93/359693_m730_____1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 03:15:44 am
What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?

http://www.stupidvideos.com/tv/aug09/What_Do_You_Want_On_Your_Tombstone/#248645
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 03:23:52 am
Safari So Good
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Safari_So_Good__Episode_1/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 10, 2012, 04:08:44 am
Grenade Training Fail

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/stunts/Grenade_Training_Fail/
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 11, 2012, 02:30:05 am
The dog does not listen well but it can hunt...

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 11, 2012, 11:34:56 am
(http://i.imgur.com/FpsG8.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 12, 2012, 04:18:06 am
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1717025_700b_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 12, 2012, 04:45:52 am
Gordon Ramsay's How To Treat A Lady

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 12, 2012, 09:22:38 am
Jungle Bound - Angkor Cambodia 1930s

For all VC players this is a must see:
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 13, 2012, 10:10:40 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hcBQP.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 14, 2012, 10:25:08 pm
(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eel1.jpg)

(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eel3.jpg)

(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eel5.jpg)

(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eel6.jpg)

(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eel8.jpg)

(http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eel10.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2012, 12:52:21 am
(http://ahelicoptermom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/blameitonthevoices.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 16, 2012, 12:54:32 am
(http://ahelicoptermom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/blameitonthevoices.jpg)
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001965743/653555377_laughing252B1_xlarge.jpeg)
 
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2012, 07:56:16 am
(http://i2.imageban.ru/out/2012/01/15/502aeab2b81d84c0e3c8848ed20f1103.jpg)

Full size:
http://i2.imageban.ru/out/2012/01/15/502aeab2b81d84c0e3c8848ed20f1103.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 16, 2012, 01:18:12 pm
(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/camping-canada.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 16, 2012, 01:19:49 pm
(http://www.ihasafail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/funny-fails-camping-its-not-for-everyone-i-has-a-fail-550x665.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 16, 2012, 01:24:00 pm
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l851z1DfHo1qdy288o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on January 16, 2012, 04:36:13 pm
http://boingboing.net/2011/12/14/http-status-cats-by-girliemac.html
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 16, 2012, 09:53:14 pm
http://boingboing.net/2011/12/14/http-status-cats-by-girliemac.html

Nice find and the GF rly liked.
I will spread these to some of my torrent clubs.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2012, 12:48:25 am
(http://gif.artige.no/store/2670.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2012, 12:49:42 am
(http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=alex-johnsonC53C70B4-981E-E3D0-5DE4-16F0538E2462.jpg)

Guy had this firearm hidden up his ass!

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/13/10150869-for-suspect-gun-is-a-pain-in-the
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2012, 01:08:10 am
This is the idiot with the "hidden" gun.
(http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=alex-johnson4AF33200-8E26-D233-CCEB-A32007529C2D.jpg)
 :icon_laugh
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2012, 01:35:10 am
(http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/FF/90DCF8C0F88A5F8D7A312EDA0666D.jpg)

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Along with onions and oatmeal, some of the dish's main ingredients include sheep's heart, liver and lungs, and the whole thing is traditionally encased in the animal's stomach and left to simmer for three hours.

This description may sound nauseating, but no less an authority than the Larousse Gastronomique encyclopedia says: "Although its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has an excellent nutty texture and delicious savory flavor." Still, good luck bringing it on a plane. Sheep's lung, an ingredient in authentic haggis, is banned in the U.S.

Like any sausage or hotdog as long as you don't know what's in it it tastes just fine.
Shame we can't get the "real thing" here.
 :icon_cry2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Snuff on January 17, 2012, 02:54:19 am
Where there's a will there's a way.
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2012, 03:29:09 am
Be afraid...very afraid!

(http://i.imgur.com/ZaqND.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2012, 04:29:06 am
Just the way things are....

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Z said:
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Official game forums are filled with anti-cheaters bitching about TKC...
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And:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Armed%20Assault

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I have always taken these views:

1) Ladder/contest's should be equal and fair.
2) Open public servers get what comes along.

I am not going to waste my time trying to change the way humans think about this and I don't see why some people bother attempting to force people outside of natures will.

Z
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 17, 2012, 06:12:41 am
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l851z1DfHo1qdy288o1_400.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fZ37jdy-g4M/TS4aIPLAtmI/AAAAAAAABVI/YpK25hMAquk/s1600/Marvel+Age+%252331+-+22.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 17, 2012, 01:23:26 pm
(http://col.stb.s-msn.com/i/FF/90DCF8C0F88A5F8D7A312EDA0666D.jpg)

Quote
Along with onions and oatmeal, some of the dish's main ingredients include sheep's heart, liver and lungs, and the whole thing is traditionally encased in the animal's stomach and left to simmer for three hours.

This description may sound nauseating, but no less an authority than the Larousse Gastronomique encyclopedia says: "Although its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has an excellent nutty texture and delicious savory flavor." Still, good luck bringing it on a plane. Sheep's lung, an ingredient in authentic haggis, is banned in the U.S.

Like any sausage or hotdog as long as you don't know what's in it it tastes just fine.
Shame we can't get the "real thing" here.
 :icon_cry2

Haggis Hunting

(http://i40.tinypic.com/ruy738.jpg)

Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 17, 2012, 01:30:32 pm
how to trap a haggis using irn bru

this is a video how to catch a haggis , they have a venomous bite so if you try, please be carefull.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZT3vDUPoyg

^ DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!!!!!!! ^
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 18, 2012, 12:03:46 am
sheep shearing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=FoYiAERXv3s
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 18, 2012, 05:47:40 am
adjusted reality

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 18, 2012, 08:55:13 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Berger on January 18, 2012, 09:05:22 pm
+1 Thats a REALLY good one!  :icon_biggrin2
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 20, 2012, 12:07:49 am
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1936085_700b.jpg)

Readable full size:
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1936085_700b.jpg
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 20, 2012, 04:46:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/NgGtR.gif)

Hmmmm....

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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: ZOldDude on January 20, 2012, 05:03:46 am
(http://keijunlilja.ajatukseni.net/files/2010/08/funny-animals141.jpg)
Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on January 21, 2012, 03:37:57 pm
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Title: Re: Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: MrMedic on