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Good one... LOL!
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Think about it.....
(http://stuff.ubersite.com/1130774252436125037/1/hsc0516l.jpg)
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What an intressting study, even I could have thought of that!
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What an intressting study, even I could have thought of that!
LOL! :wink:
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nice pic, total agree lol
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So what butten does the devil have? :wink:
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So what butten does the devil have? :wink:
Prolly a resetbutton on the bearded guy :wink:
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Remember that Santa is Satan with the letters rearanged.
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Thats sick, Santa is coming soon
No presents for you naughty Z
For all we know, YOU could be Santa
'Tis the season to be jolly....' :P
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Still the same old Snake, hahaa.
I'd prefer Satan over Santa though...
What could a old, beared and rudolf driving person do to make me happy?
Satan could always punish some people...
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Remember that Santa is Satan with the letters rearanged.
Sh!t, true... But I don't get it. Satan is a bad boy, so I asume he likes every bad boy as well. Why didn't I get any presents last year? I was a bad boy last year... :wink:
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Jingle bells, Shotgun shells,
Sheriff got a gun!
He pulled the trigger!
Shot that ni-...er...badguy
Look at that mfer run
OH!
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Remember that Santa is Satan with the letters rearanged.
Sh!t, true... But I don't get it. Satan is a bad boy, so I asume he likes every bad boy as well. Why didn't I get any presents last year? I was a bad boy last year... :wink:
Didn't you know that Santa was really Satans son? All those storys about him being a nice guy are to cover up his master plan.
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Yes the Internet is for Porn!
http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=../current/teriaki/videos/purposeoftheinternet
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:oops: Unreal :D
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This one might need you to update QT to QT 7.
http://www.whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video2/dearblackpeople2.mov
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This one may need the QT 7 update to play.
http://www.whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video2/wegonmakelove2.mov
EDIT:This one looks as tho the page is not opening but it is very popular and just has a long load time.
Enjoy!
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LMAO
"fuck yo dads lawnmower"
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Marry Xmas...
(http://www.saunalahti.fi/plinds/sniperuus-xmas.jpg)
(http://www.jupa.com/users/teke/photos/Pistola%20grande%20navide?o.gif)
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(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/keatsan/x1pc_jqddVOWRn5E_FLe1oMq_a37Dfxn1zT.gif)
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he must of team killed a friend for real life then lol
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***EDIT*** Wife
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(http://www.elitecoders.org/forum/customavatars/avatar48889_6.gif)
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Another view of the Evil Clown from New Jersy....fear him!
(http://photos.ar15.com/Galleries/Avatars/20285.jpg)
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http://jesushax.ytmnd.com/
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http://jesushax.ytmnd.com/
hahaha
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:? Omg that music
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:) Lmfao u have a weird sense of humour Z, much like mine.. I love it
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:D Check this blubber fly
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3712178515303087869
They banned humphrey b bear check this shit
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8460222362133632201
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It was once said "There is a fine line between genius and insanity"
I found the fine line between mediocrity and instability... and sadly crossed over.
Z
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Quote wikipedia 'In criminal law, insanity is usually defined as an inability to either determine the difference between "right" and "wrong" (or, in a more practical sense, "legal" and "illegal") or understand the consequences of one's own actions.' Meh whos the judge? :)
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:D Check this blubber fly
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3712178515303087869
Hmmmmm, Wale Blubber... LOL
wy did they do that,... rofl
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Oh boy free whale blubber....mmmm good!
Now that I am hungry:
http://homepage.mac.com/jstansbury/iMovieTheater6.html
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(http://www.1st-recon.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/31552358743826a25cee54.jpg)
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Fastest way to shell an egg......
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1080/
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Lmao might do that for xmas lunch lol, for everyone :P
U see this there: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/984/
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this guy made me laugh so hard
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1076/
acting like a tough guy
then he is shouting for his mum
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:D :D :D Anyone know how to crack adultfriendfinder :P
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Lol, wy do you wanna do that
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:) All of the prvious posts, beside the movie screen theres ads for adultfriend finder with some hot chickys, want a crack so i can go in and get me some :P.
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haha,
lol, look for a woman, and you will almost only find old ladies with hanging brests.. lol
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(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/stelladd/image019.gif)
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:D I saw a top like that...sorta.. It said in big letters.. 2million Battered women, And i had to get a plain one.
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http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1006/ summ funny ass shit "*Fuck you!* Fuck you, you little shit!"
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(http://www.trancetraffic.com/bitbucket/483432_faaf499e62.jpg)
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rofl!!
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And now kids we take you to that old time Christmas favorite story.....
Violated by Bears Man
(http://www.channel101.com/media/shows/shw_0127/epi_0181/thumb_000479.jpg) (http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=480) (click img for movie)
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And don't forget to goto Church...
http://www.vgg.com/satanglican/
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As it is THAT time of year I thought TheHeckler! would (as a member of USAF Intel) enjoy this old favorite:
Alian Probing Video (Chistmas version). (http://www.vgg.com/vggtv/alien.html) :wink:
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'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
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(http://www.hevolve.com/ico/boobs5.gif)
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http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=1086
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lmfao
http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=3
and that http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=6
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Santa gets busted by the coppers!
http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=../current/teriaki/videos/purposeoftheinternet
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Willy Wonka takes an acid trip....
http://wonkatrip.ytmnd.com/
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kids dont watch that, you will get nightmares :o
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(http://photos16.flickr.com/23248697_b2f30515e3.jpg)
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
??h I believe I can fly
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i wish the water wouldnt be so cold
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i wish that i was a bilionair.
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i wish my town wouldnt be so boring and small
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i wish anothercheater a good new year full of non boring people and a gouverment thats planning to make the town 5 times bigger :o
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now i want my ''friend of the year'' award.. lol
:lol:
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thanks lmao good new year to you to and "the others "
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http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/wanking.html
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I want to know this fishing spot.............
http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=138
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LOL!!!!1
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=mov&file=dressforthemoment2005_hi.mov
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The Ultimat Showdown (and just for Koopa it has Mario!)...
http://ldopa.net.nyud.net:8090/wp-content/uploads/TheUltimateShowdown.swf
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Just take a pill...
http://www.grab.com/fun/specials/licensetopill
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http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=58&mode=thread
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Slut?
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=78&mode=thread
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Stripper......
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=121&mode=thread
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Slut?
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=78&mode=thread
lmao
no way! dude is sick
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The old popcorn-while-at-movies-dating-trick.....
http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=112&mode=thread
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A guy goes into a bank, walks up to the cashier and says, "Nice tits darling, I want to open a fucking bank account!"
"I beg your pardon?" said the curvy cashier.
"Listen you stupid bitch!" screamed the man, "I want to open a fucking bank account!"
"I'm sorry sir," said the cashier, "but I can't help you if you are going to talk to me like that!"
The cashier then walked away, went to the bank manager and told him what had happened. They both then returned to the cash desk.
The bank manager says to the man, "What seems to be the problem here then?"
"There's no fucking problem," replied the man, "I just won 10 million pounds on the fucking lottery and I want to open a fucking bank account!"
"I see sir," the manager quickly said, "And this cunt's giving you a hard time is she?"
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"It's only illeagle if she remembers."
http://www.ttr2.com/2005/12/roofinex.html
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A guy goes into a bank, walks up to the cashier and says, "Nice tits darling, I want to open a fucking bank account!"
"I beg your pardon?" said the curvy cashier.
"Listen you stupid bitch!" screamed the man, "I want to open a fucking bank account!"
"I'm sorry sir," said the cashier, "but I can't help you if you are going to talk to me like that!"
The cashier then walked away, went to the bank manager and told him what had happened. They both then returned to the cash desk.
The bank manager says to the man, "What seems to be the problem here then?"
"There's no fucking problem," replied the man, "I just won 10 million pounds on the fucking lottery and I want to open a fucking bank account!"
"I see sir," the manager quickly said, "And this cunt's giving you a hard time is she?"
LMFAO
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work..
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lover and hide in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little boy says: "Dark in here."
The man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccerball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "?250-00." ................
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboardtogether again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The boy says:"?750-00."
The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game."
The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for ?1000."
The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends likethat......
?1000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says: "Dark in here."
The priest says: "Don't start that sh!t again!"
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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total make over with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
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Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager
Barmen
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(http://www.ttr2.com/eric.jpg)
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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total make over with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
i dont understand why this should be a joke
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What does it mean to give more than 100% ?
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint,
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and, look how far ass-kissing will take you:
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass-Kissing will put you over the top!
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Bob lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new (drop dead gorgeous) neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she leaned over to get her mail her robe opened a bit. Bob could hardly beleive it, she wasn't wearing a thing under her robe. The woman leaned closer to Bob and said good morning. This time her robe opened up completely. She purred to Bob that she hadn't had a man in years. He could hardly keep eye contact when she said she heard someone coming and that they should go back to her apartment. They went inside and she let the robe fall to the floor. What do you think my best feature is? Bob stuttered and drueled a bit and finally said "Your ears."
"What do you mean my ears, look at me. I have round perfect breasts, a nice tight ass and legs to die for what on earth made you say EARS!!!
"Well," said Bob "In the hall you said you heard someone coming, that was me!!!
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The Lizard and the Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get adrink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side,then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark dude.......how much water did you drink?!
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Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming, but every once in while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him:
"Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go...."
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:
"Bob, you're a vet ...."
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(http://www.ttr2.com/fukitol.jpg)
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http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/
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Psychologically Challenged
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"
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I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping.
This happened at Park Beach Plaza and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works.
Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and cleaner while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breast almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to the Moonee Tavern.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful !!!!!!
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(http://www.ttr2.com/founddog.jpg)
OMFG WTF HE ATE HIM!!
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In Korean.....con dogie (as it sounds not spelled) ....basicly BBQ DOG.
Mmmmmm good!
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I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping.
This happened at Park Beach Plaza and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works.
Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat.
One starts wiping your windscreen with a rag and cleaner while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breast almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to the Moonee Tavern.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
Be careful !!!!!!
Double-y0o-Te3e-EffFFFFFFF
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I remember the Lotus from the 60's....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9013803150737530875&q=top+gear+-+lotus
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yeah me to! wow!..
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can anyone read taiwan things? thanks
lol for real
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(http://homepage.mac.com/leperous/.Pictures/cover2-big.jpg)
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(http://www.uk-t.org/upics/head5.JPG)
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:D Hmm want to expand ur thoughts on your government?
Watch these.. (EDITED by Z)
Pretty wild and mind expanding.
Im not sure if u wud have seen these b4 Z.
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I have no idea what that torrent file is....but I am not d/l 4 hours of vidio to find out!
I also edited the link.
You may post links to possible copywrited stuff ONLY if they are not dirrect d/l links (EX: info page that you then get the torrent or d/l from)
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This little dog is mean....he even bites the owners vagina!
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1119447355/Vagina_Biting_Dog
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Its a ex navy man from the 40s who is exposing the philadelphia experiments and the phoenix projects. Philadelphia project was when the u.s government tried a method using magnetic pulses and electricity to turn cloak there ships invicible. But the project went wrong and was stuck in time for 4 hours when it returned most ppl had died or were burning. Crew members were found all around the world stuck in roofs walls cement pavements.. Well enough of a description, its eye opening and worth a watch. Also talks about china and the germans help with the technologies and the wars.
http://torrent-finder.com/show.php
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Its a ex navy man from the 40s who is exposing the philadelphia experiments and the phoenix projects. Philadelphia project was when the u.s government tried a method using magnetic pulses and electricity to turn cloak there ships invicible. But the project went wrong and was stuck in time for 4 hours when it returned most ppl had died or were burning. Crew members were found all around the world stuck in roofs walls cement pavements.. Well enough of a description, its eye opening and worth a watch. Also talks about china and the germans help with the technologies and the wars.
http://torrent-finder.com/show.php
Yeh I have seen the movies.....never happend.
Physics and electo-magnetisum don't work that way.
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http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=418
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hahaha great pic lol
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http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=418
lol This one is awesome! :lol:
Try these too:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/56/Mean+old+folks/stream
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting+Preacher+Two/stream Great!!!!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/53/Water+Balloon+Fun/stream
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm
Funny clip.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php
O my Jesus too funny. :lol:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm
lol "History Of The Word Fuck."
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Lets keep this active lol!! WOW\
this is so funneh
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/anthrax.shtml
Dont let the gouverment tes you ^^
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/wheres_waldo.shtml
Can you find waldo? I can!
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/counterstick.shtml
Fire in the Hole! :P
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Forklift traing video.
Gets interesting about 3 mins into it!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5943582546148919558
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Lol. that half guy :lol:
I wonder if the vid is really used :o
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*Dugh up a old tread lol
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:D Joys of child hood read this lol
http://www.deansplanet.com/jeremy_the_loner.html
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http://www.cats-inverurie.co.uk/Games/Darkjoke/Passion.htm#
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I just know DJ Cammy has some funny music.
You should give it a try. :wink:
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A 5 part story about Gorilla Warfare.
http://www.oldeenglish.org/dvd/index.html#
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Timmy poops his pants.
http://www.whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video2/timmypoopstrm.mov
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Joe the IT guy........
http://www.dice.com/beingit/
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lmao @ Joe
I've seen nothing like that before
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This is new, I like it :P
The pizza launcher owned 8)
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:D Slow and steady wins the race.
http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf
i did it in shit ya pants speed.
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i did it in shit ya pants speed.
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2393/128811343543b520cb837b34ey.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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:D have u tried it snake?
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i did it in shit ya pants speed.
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2393/128811343543b520cb837b34ey.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
:O mg, there is a $100.000,- US DOLLAR copyright on it from me.
and u used it while i was afk and wasnt able to stop u! nuuuu!!!!!
ah so what,,... nevermind son.
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:D Go to that dudes blog and have a look at some of the recorded reactions.
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Timmy poops his pants.
http://www.whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video2/timmypoopstrm.mov
If this one wont show (DNS error) just goto http://www.whitestkids.com and search for it near bottom of the list.
Get the .mov as it is high rez.....the google video linke sucks.
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(http://home.wanadoo.nl/~normanu/supercop6bn.gif)
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(http://onfinite.com/libraries/169556/7d4.jpg)
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(http://onfinite.com/libraries/169556/7d4.jpg)
haha thats some funy shit for sure :lol:
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Good one Z, never seen that one before.
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(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/3303/jitcrunch5mg.jpg)
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(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/3303/jitcrunch5mg.jpg)
:heckler1 :heckler1 :heckler1 :heckler1 :heckler1 :heckler1
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This has music to go with the flash....just wait for it to load:
http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/
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(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/3303/jitcrunch5mg.jpg)
:heckler1 :heckler1 :heckler1 :heckler1 :heckler1 :heckler1
Is old Ted even still alive...or did they clone him?
It could be fun drinking with any of the that family....just stay away from cars,water,TREES.....and crassy knols.
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(http://onfinite.com/libraries/169556/7d4.jpg)
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2357/noracismallowedplease4hu.jpg)
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lol @ that baby pic :laugh
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/ukfnostradamus/chickens.gif)
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These are REAL programs....I post the logo's here becuase they are so funny!
(http://thekernelspoofer.com/images/thekernelgray.gif)
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4092/mcdonalds1hw.gif)
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:D Hahahah very original....hmm ever notice with alot of sleep depravation original looks alot like virginal....just a thought
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:?
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(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/950/eyetest7qj.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
If thats the case then this guy below must be blind :shock:
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5657/whatcausesearthquakes9xb.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
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:D hahaha ive seen that chick sit on his face
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(http://www.myran.com/pidgeon.gif)
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(http://www.myran.com/pidgeon.gif)
OMg i want that suit too :P
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LoL
(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5152/mitat7dl.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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Office linebacker....
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=e19221c3-1811-4493-a758-8f705f1252dd&f=msn-l
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Good video:
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Nice :wink:
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Yes.
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srry guys just had to post something .. :\
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(http://pics.obra.se/chickenjoke.gif)
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(http://pics.obra.se/chickenjoke.gif)
Rofl.
that doesnt make any sense
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:lol: lost in translation lol
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kek ^_^
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(http://www.xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/_p3/billbrd_large-s.jpg)
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moo
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why doesnt anyone post something :(
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:spamman <----- SPAMMAAANNN!!!!!
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(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/zwarteeendjes.gif)
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(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/741/11851sy.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2046/11148cw.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/9036/15302ab.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/6288/16633bx.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3506/20730gn.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4421/01521fy.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
8)
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omg ruben, u dont stop lol
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Hilarious
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Snake go fuck yourself...
lol (http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/tkcsnake.JPG)
prolly get a warning lol :roll: whatever
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(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/yay.JPG)
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/ideot.JPG)
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/hahaa.JPG)
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/hahaa.JPG)
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Snake go fuck yourself...
lol (http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/tkcsnake.JPG)
prolly get a warning lol :roll: whatever
roflmao, ahahahahahaha
btw u arent really mad at me are you?
and besides what kind of sick fuck are you searching for that pic?
and dont anybody warn him i dont think he meant anything lol
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found it on a forum :P
and no not a gay forum or some just a normal gaming forum with a RIB topic :P
anyways no im not mad on you lol, why shout i anyways
just for fun :lol:
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i hope i get this for my birthay :P
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/smarpache.JPG)
that?s G - Town :D
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/heh.JPG)
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It's here....
Pure Pwnage episode # 10.
Like FPS Doug would say........fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!111
http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes.html
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(http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1699/spideytumor2wo.png)
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This better not be official
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lmfao!!!
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With Canon U can..
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/canon.jpg)
I hope u get it :heckler1
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/lolllo.jpg)
lmao
(http://www.kingruben.hatemail.nl/pics/apelsin.JPG)
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LOL
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This takes a few mins to d/l but well worth it!
Pretty President
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1528
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This one is instant play.
Drew Carey in: Call me Cobra!
http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=49
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http://toothbrushporn.ytmnd.com/
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http://chucknorrissite.ytmnd.com/
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http://whatishl.ytmnd.com/
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http://goingtoeatpizza.ytmnd.com/
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http://bustinyoeyesoyoucanseemecummin.ytmnd.com/
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O - M - G This is so funny :
'' http://www.winterrowd.com/maze.htm ''
Goodluck ;)
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I spilled my milk all over me u ass, i was just thinking it was a little test thing,
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:? Been posted here before by some stud.
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can be . i got it from a guy on msn, i totally freaked out hehehehe
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:D If you click the link to the webby you can see other peoples reactions theres a kid who just freaks out.
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=just to avoid that faggots spam layer :wink: =
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huh u mean
=Auto Generated Spam Layer=
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(http://www.horaz.com/horazyclopedia/Photos/Rice_Condoleeza/01_STD/CondiRice_001.jpg)
During an interview with Fox news Rice was asked,
what she thought the main difference between Bush and Clinton really was:
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/152142/0_21_450_rice.jpg)
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:shock: God shes an evil looking bitch
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Odd that I found this on the VET website:
(http://www.freewebs.com/seair/files/tombstone.jpg)
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Amen *spits*
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Spittin on VC2 grave when u havent played it?
N00b
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:P Spit....hack spit.
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Spittin on VC2 grave when u havent played it?
N00b
STFU hoe...
Besides, everyone sais it was shit when it came out, it didnt suport my graphics card, even if we both did get it i doubt we would have played it alot :roll:
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I had made keys for it hacked it and uninstalled it and removed all traces of it. Lol spewing now as im going to either d/load it or hire it again just too make some awesome hacks for it.
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Darth Vader Vs Japanese Police
Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLlzzkk2qk&search=darth%20japan)
:P
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Darth Vader vs. Japanese Police Round 2
Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxWkKH2pRoY&search=darth%20japan)
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Lol, dunno what to say
http://www.testofcharacter.co.uk/play_win_hi.asp
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search=funny%20funny06%20funny2006%20fun%20stupid%20crazy%20ngano
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Im the Juggernaut bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=juggernaut&v=k4qdX6_9XgI
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"Computers, women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
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Computers cant do jack shit.
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dat, dat b3 tr00
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I thought this video was very funny!
http://www.kossan.se/flytta_paa_dig_annars.htm
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(http://members.chello.nl/d.kreek1/tbava.jpg)
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(http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/7920/pic39671cd.jpg)
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(http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/6391/postavcopy9vj.jpg)
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:? Im so ashamed :shock: !!
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(http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/6391/postavcopy9vj.jpg)
:heckler1
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(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2200/emosadam7rk.jpg)
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(http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/2879/roar200604122327375bn.th.jpg) (http://img83.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roar200604122327375bn.jpg)
Found where his mates been hiding.
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(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2629/roar200604122204031au.th.jpg) (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roar200604122204031au.jpg)
And another plast from the past...guess who
Oh and i love them red stars lmao
<-----
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1511/bus_crash/
omg kThx
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(http://people.ucsc.edu/~mparmstr/boondocks-question.png)
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(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5484/doubleposters2zs3dn5qo4cf.gif)
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I do not agree with the message but the videos are funny and the music is good!
search=Bush%20Politics
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This one is down the center...just good fun.
search=Bush%20Politics
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This has a rocking tune and it gets the facts right.
Sorry Democrats...this my not be right for you!
search=Bush%20Politics
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Remember kids:Don't try this at home........do it at a friends house! :lol:
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(http://www.exet.nu/html/bildarkiv/roliga/6beers.gif)
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(http://i2.tinypic.com/xnw5sk.jpg)
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(http://dev.limitedintelligence.com/avatar1.png)
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lol
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(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b219/ngribble/Picture1.jpg)
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Da fuck is at?
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Thats my fishing boat.
Really it is the New Jersy fireing it's nine 16" guns.
Notice the shockwave from the guns on the water?
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Very long and very funny.
The Game Killers!
http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/gamekillers/series.jhtml
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(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2880/sanstitre8hq.png)
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wtf, this....wtf
1 min bf2 mockumentary
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5733044300866646599&q=the+pwned+life
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(http://i3.tinypic.com/wbfl1w.gif)
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(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f129/ikbenrichard/funnyfuckyou.jpg)
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(http://www.slyck.com/newspics/hongkongbt.jpg)
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One of the HradBa development team.
I think it is the leader.
(http://i5.tinypic.com/11m6ufq.gif)
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need hack to turn the "ac/dc" on 8)
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(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i106/AWA_Redneck/R19.jpg)
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(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7591/185ex.jpg)
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LOL!
Your work Iceman?
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just found on the net, when you like i have more
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert.
After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some
hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky. What you see?
The Lone Ranger looks up and replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute and then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially,
billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically
it's evident that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment and then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber'n
buffalo shit. Someone stole freakin' tent."
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/DimentedBeauty/santa3.jpg)
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/media/pics/7.gif)
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/media/pics/10.gif)
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/1.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/2.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/3.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/4.jpg)
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/17.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/18.jpg)
More to come....
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/19.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/20.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/21.jpg)
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/35.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/36.jpg)
Still more to come........
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/37.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/38.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/39.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/39.jpg)
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/47.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/48.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/49.jpg)
And now the end of the story is next....
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(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/50.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/51.jpg)
(http://xxx.avpnation.com/Media/Joe/end.jpg)
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(http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/4861/inade4lh.jpg)
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(http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/7103/talibanfunnystarwarspicture16v.jpg)
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OMG, rofl :o
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Purepwnage goes to NL!
http://files.ngohq.com/purepwnage/Pure_Pwnage_111.avi
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NL for the win! :)
I love those episodes..
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You want sick shit, tbh, its not sick just gross sexual perverted humour.
www.sickanimation.com
> Cartoons are the best
I recommend The Pup Show, its sick as hell :lol:
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Man or Monkey?
http://www.slick.com/dmd/dancemonkeysdance.htm
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(http://www.dotaportal.com/forums/uploads/av-11568.gif)
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Chad Vadar!
(in QT format)
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1755
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The two hands from Mac Gyver
(http://www.medsyn.fr/perso/g.perrin/cyberdoc/radio/images/main2.gif)
(http://www.medsyn.fr/perso/g.perrin/cyberdoc/radio/images/mains.gif)
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Isnt this just the best thread ever 8)
I love reading it all from the beginning.
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Do you like your job?
http://www.oldeenglish.org/OldeEnglish.org_-_Mobsters.mov
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Strangers on a trian:
http://www.oldeenglish.org/OldeEnglish.org_-_Train_Spotting.mov
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No dwelling on the past...or...Hey,I think thats mine!
http://www.oldeenglish.org/OldeEnglish.org_-_No_Dwelling.mov
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(http://www.mds123.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunkbaby.gif)
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Dell laptop explodes into flaims:
http://forumz.tomshardware.com/hardware/Dude-Dell-freaking-blew-ftopict192887.html
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(http://www.adultcdmovies.net/images/Product/medium/55892.jpg)
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BangBang/Bikers baby photo...
(http://www.mts.net/~kdmacd/jiddpjr.jpg)
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BangBang/Bikers baby photo...
(http://www.mts.net/~kdmacd/jiddpjr.jpg)
dam im going to kill my mam for giving u that :read
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We all looked so sweet @ two years old.
At least Mom/Mum did not show your ass like the photos of the rest of us!!
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(http://www.bushwatch.com/wizpo2.gif)
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I see on the net today.....
TKC wine lol (real picture)
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6427/tkcbottlesuj8.th.jpg) (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tkcbottlesuj8.jpg)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2147741716193676512
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2147741716193676512
That short dude is a tuff customer.
Think what if he was 6' 4"!!!!
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(http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2005-11/1597_image00777777.gif)
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lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll nice Z very fun :)
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(http://www.genesbmx.com/trolls.jpg)
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I found Fate's photo on the net:
(http://img.groundspeak.com/cache/24321_200.jpg)
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(http://panzer.gamedeception.net/warp_factor_fu.jpg)
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Smoke one than look this, :)
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lol funny cat :)
mode=related&search=
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(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4606/1beeb5ad2f8a01bbca14af072e11py6.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
The real ring is where???
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(http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2005-11-11/Family%20Guy%20Total%20Idiot%20T-Shirt.jpg)
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(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2361/fanboyhb4.gif)
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Found somebody's TKC member card... If it's yours, pm me so I can send it back :D
(http://www.oitabank.co.jp/houjin/shohin_b/tkc.jpg)
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A book, a magazine and even a cd. Some great TKC products :D
(http://www.teamkaratecenters.com/book/fariborz_book.gif) (http://www.okinawa-bank.co.jp/houjin/kariru/tkc/image/tkczu5.gif)
(http://www.pascalmore.de/images/TKC-singt-BC-S-m2.jpg)
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Found somebody's TKC member card... If it's yours, pm me so I can send it back :D
(http://www.oitabank.co.jp/houjin/shohin_b/tkc.jpg)
He's probably German, rofl 8)
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(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1609/11ui8.gif)
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Your the best, thank you buddy!
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:? :shock: :lol:
http://www.respect-porno.org/respect-porno.htm
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:? :shock: :lol:
http://www.respect-porno.org/respect-porno.htm
I really wonder what you are looking for on the Internet.
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Everything.
Knowlage is power!
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'Lo all.
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Fast reload without hack :shock:
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-6047584224871136293
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Damn, that guy is fast :)
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Yes lol, I've seen that one before!
He won't beat Crossmole's 0.01 reload though ;)
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(http://home.no.net/wilzoo/bananas0mnfm4.gif)
Damn Z, thats bad.
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(http://home.no.net/wilzoo/bananas0mnfm4.gif)
Lolllllllllllllllllllll F*** that's good , i will sure use it for avatar in a new account at coj forum :)
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Sword vs. Gun
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=1581853915060017597
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http://hamsterdance.com/
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(http://www.alaide.com/img/wp/00097/p_000839.jpg)
Some say that Earth could soon be powered by a processor from AMD codenamed the K8L. With performance rivalling that of our Solar system, AMD have been able to increase the performance of each component that makes up there K8 by 20% which by the logic of some of the world's most intuitive Mathematical genius' (BaronMatrix) pins the K8L's performance to be around 903949278273629204033984827472424% faster then there current K8 (don't how I came up with this answer all you need to concern yourself with is the answer itself...I'm giving you the answer.. so you better believe me or you hate AMD).
Now while AMD is powering the Earth gravitational field... Intel will be left powering cats, that's right Intel will only be used to power cats. Want proof?
(http://www.gadgeeks.com/wp-content/files/cybercat.jpg)
See how Intel sucks!
Now taking things a step further AMD will be releasing during the 1H2007 @ 10PM EST a processor containing 6,400 cores therefore bankrupting Intel.
Intel made a mistake releasing the Core2 and because of it they will go bankrupt (yes it's logical you're just not intelligent enough to see why Core 2 will bankrupt Intel but I do because I'm Superman).
(http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/real-world/metropolis-illinois/festival2001-tim/me-superman.jpg)
It's important to stress that Intel is Evil and AMD is Good, if you believe otherwise you hate America, babies and you like to burn kittens with a hot iron!! You BASTARDS!
If you like AMD please join me in making false, speculatory (yes it's a word because I say so) claims with no basis, foothold or factual evidence to back them up. We AMD fanboys are boycotting reality because right now with Core 2.. reality has a well known Intel bias.
EDIT: This is the Earth Gravitational Field powered by Intel.. see how it sucks. No gravity.
(http://internalmonoblog.typepad.com/internalmonoblog_the_webl/images/me_superman.JPG)
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"I'm My Own Grandpa"
(http://www.ziplo.com/pawj.gif)
(http://www.ziplo.com/blonde.gif)
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
it sounds funny I know but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa
Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course,
was my stepmother.
Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
it sounds funny I know but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa
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Surfing U.S.S.R.
http://www.cmt.com/artists/az/stevens_ray/artist.jhtml#
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Meteor Crash
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=4653448813733199771&q=crash+2006
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Now this is great for dealing with telemarketers!
http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
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(http://www.vvakt.se/files/pics/sam2.jpg)
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/joe-pesci-rap-video.html
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
THREE YEARS AGO, YOU SAID TO GO TO HAWAII. I WENT TO HAWAII AND EARLENE GOT PREGNANT.
THEN TWO YEARS AGO, YOU TOLD ME TO GO TO THE BAHAMAS, AND EARLENE GOT PREGNANT AGAIN.
LAST YEAR, YOU SUGGESTED TAHITI AND DARNED IF SHE DIDN'T GET PREGNANT AGAIN!"
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "THIS YEAR SHE'S GOIN' WITH ME!!"
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God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill?
We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
We're not interested.
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal?
We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery?
We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said,
"How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"
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AH-SO Suace:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/ahsosauce.html
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Horny as a...rabbit?!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/herekittykitty.html
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Cats ARE the devils pet after all.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/evilcat.html
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Funny!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=834376016032675439&hl=en
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What a job...
http://www.upyourvideo.net/play/1897380558206459481.html
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Neh kittys are cute and SHAVEN LOL (http://www.exitplayers.com/images/shaved%20cat.jpg)
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Neh kittys are cute and SHAVEN LOL (http://www.exitplayers.com/images/shaved%20cat.jpg)
Looks like cats at a Vietnam food market!
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How do u know :P
Ate one yourself? :shock:
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How do u know :P
Ate one yourself? :shock:
It's not chicken,
it's not pork,
it's a Siamese on your fork.
"Cat. The other white meat"
In fact dog is allot more commen than cats,but if it moves and does not poision you it is sold as protein there.
If you really want to see strange things on a menu go visit Hong Kong.
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my dad ate snails and stuff on his work trips and stuff with his work. 0o
he gotta do that, els he wont give a good inpression. u know what i mean.
i might only do that for like, $500+ or some hehe.
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Well the common garden snail here in the US was brought here from China as food....and then kind of took over as a pest!
When raised for food and feed spinach and the like for 2 weeks they do taste like chicken when cooked.
Oh...they have no bones!
When served as meat mixed in a stir fry dish you would never know if they did not tell you.
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(http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=179;type=avatar)
Subsky avatar.
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What an intressting study, even I could have thought of that!
LOL! :wink:
plz explain im to lazy to think about it/no time :D
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(http://www.willieboats.com/Bin%20Ladin%20Images/fat%20cat.jpg)
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Chappelle doing R kelly - Piss on you
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How the West was won.
Err....more like how the West was NOT won!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3266880594675148670&q=wild+west&hl=en
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"I don't drive by,I just drop by,cuase I'm a Wise Guy."
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/joe-pesci-rap-video.html
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Women fires Browning MG:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/cheneygun.html
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Eh....is this the new date show?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/masturdate.html
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The last real Cowboys:
CLICK HERE TO VIEW! (http://shockwindows.edgestreams.net/wm.atomshockwave-secure_!/full/last_real_cowboys_wmp_300.asf?auth=caEbBcAdOcxdpbBb2b5bsdjcXducCbxcxa5-bfvKEY-cOW-QEDyBsAoyGqFr1ukC&aifp=123&span=10800)
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The last real Cowboys:
CLICK HERE TO VIEW! (http://shockwindows.edgestreams.net/wm.atomshockwave-secure_!/full/last_real_cowboys_wmp_300.asf?auth=caEbBcAdOcxdpbBb2b5bsdjcXducCbxcxa5-bfvKEY-cOW-QEDyBsAoyGqFr1ukC&aifp=123&span=10800)
If the link(s) do not work then use this one:
http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/atom_1073
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Eh....is this the new date show?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/masturdate.html
ROFL at that movie, everyone shut watch it.
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(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4109/mcdonaldsmommydaddy4ju.jpg)
That pic remembers me at the E.T (say it as ''it'') Movie, with an clown that kills ppl and stuff :D
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The latest in game machines...The PainStation2!
http://www.khm.de/~morawe/painstation/ps_movie_hi.html
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Midgit fight!
eurl=
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LOL (http://forum.rige.net/images/smilies/lmao.gif) Worst burglar ever.
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(http://forum.rige.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9190&d=1162500573)
(http://forum.rige.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9203&d=1163370896)
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Next episode on LOST:
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(http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/voices.jpg)
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better think twice to step on this land:
(http://forum.rige.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=9160&d=1159211397)
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CLOWNS!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=124070009407657080&q=metalocalypse+dethclown
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More CLOWNS!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7713200427806814786&q=metalocalypse+dethclown
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CLOWNS!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=124070009407657080&q=metalocalypse+dethclown
Omfg hilarious!
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Pre-school politics:
NR
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My Mom said I could!
NR
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A young BLONDE woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water, when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you, and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her t hree sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained...
"I get food and a trip to Europe , and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
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mode=related&search= chapelle vice city omg:p
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The Internet:
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Monsters!
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Monsters!
lmfao
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Dance!
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How life is at 18,24 and above 30:
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Apple commercial:
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Trading wifes...how real tv should be:
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Use "LOL" to often and you will own cats!
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A few years ago a man shot the Pope.
What if:
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Two suicide bombers walk into a bar and...
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All men really need to watch this guide to survival of PMS!
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Great all those youtube movies.
But i got this problem..
Youtube seems to load in about 3 - 6 minutes, and GoogleVideo loads rightaway when i opened the browser link.
- It doesnt matter with my brouwser, i tested it.
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Edit--
lol. i turned off Kasperski and poof, loaded in 1 sec. ^^
Ffs, i dont wanna turn it off every time i want to watch something on yourtube...
Anyone has an idea how to disable the thing that it is prolly scanning it before it plays?
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A new USB device:
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We had warmth in the winter in the summer cool shade.
In the land of the free and the home of the brave.
From where I sit now it's a long way back.
Since the day we arrived we've been under attack.
TKC's got me on loan,
gonna give my best to the folks back home.
It's who I am and where I'm from.
In a blaze of glory gonna do what it takes
if I have to die fightin' for TKC's sake.
Cause Mother Freedom said it needs to be done
and don't you know I'm her native son!
Z(orro) :icon_zorro
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Santa visits a Mobsters house!
You'd think Santa Claus would know better than to enter the home of a mafia crime boss. Can Mr. Kringle clear up the confusion, or will he end up sleeping with the fishes?
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/family_xmas.jsp?mid=53544223
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Shotgun Beer:
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/shotgun.jsp?channelKeyword=channel_dark_comedy
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Santa is nothing but an illegal and undocumented worker who runs a factory using unpaid workers in sweatshop conditions.
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History of unlawful immigration:
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I posted this and the words to it befor (use forum SEARCH) but it is so damn funny.
Hitler raps!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:248327
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A school kids letter..."Dear Black People":
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1636430/context/tag:wkuk
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Supersize Me! (with Whiskey!)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1599380/context/tag:wkuk
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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn i remember when we started this thread...like..over a year ago now! lol it was in like....about the end of november i think.
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Little Timmy gets his wish...with help from Jesus!
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/timmys_wish.jsp?channelKeyword=channel_horror_shorts
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I saw this on the SCA forum....really cool:
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That is really cool, makes me want to try.
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Kaos @ SCA sent me a link to the "other song" that would have been on their main page. You guys should all visit them they are alont of fun!
http://www.scassassins.com/K@O$/Music%20for%20Web/Bananas%20in%20Pajamas%20Theme%20Song.mp3
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Also the Big Mac Rap:
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here are some favorite shorts...I am sure they are old...but still funny
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=904222174
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=934316730
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1320871892
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(http://www.static3d.com/gaming/bf1942/images/takecare.jpg)
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lol
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Slingshots ftw.
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Slingshots ftw.
Man that looks like FUN!
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Slingshots ftw.
Man that looks like FUN!
This boy has a lot less fun.
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One of my faforite dutch commercials.
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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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1 for shure.
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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Correct Answer is "Lets go ride bikes"
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lets go play video games
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Girl cheats on guy so he screws her mother!
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4018/Breakup_Revenge.html
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The TRUTH about the internet help desk:
http://www.eng.biu.ac.il/~noytza/helpdesk.html
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The TRUTH about the internet help desk:
http://www.eng.biu.ac.il/~noytza/helpdesk.html
LMAO that's soo true! I worked on one!!!
Although the guy never logged the calls.
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(http://www.diy-street.com/forum/image.php?u=3454&dateline=1118096910)
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(http://www.diy-street.com/forum/image.php?u=3454&dateline=1118096910)
What happened to that guy btw?
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(http://www.diy-street.com/forum/image.php?u=3454&dateline=1118096910)
What happened to that guy btw?
I really don't know.
When I have time I will research "Bagdad Bob" as some people called him.
He might be working for Microsoft in the Vista PR Department for all I know. :lol:
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Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Iraqi Minister of Information
"Bagdad Bob"
http://www.davidstuff.com/bagdadbob.mpg
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All jokes aside he seems to be alive and still in Iraq with a new job teaching english.
This story was on MSNBC on October 13,2006
http://onthescene.msnbc.com/baghdad/2006/10/baghdad_bob_wri.html
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Dad shows son how to pick up girls:
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Hotel wakeup call:
http://www.iystv.com/5406_My_Husband__The_A_Hole/media/
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I knew there was something fishy about that fella:
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I knew there was something fishy about that fella:
watch_response
Rofl!
One thing to really fear IRL is the woman shown seated.....Hillery Clinton. What ever else happens in this world we all live in you DO NOT want her to have control of the US Atom Bombs.
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People are already making videos about vista.
This one says it all in one word..."shit".
NR
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The correct way to install Vista:
http://www.yikers.com/video_12_hour_windows_vista_failure.html
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/mariosplat.html
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Most people talk about God's son...Jesus....but how about his other son Wesly?
NR
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Most people talk about God's son...Jesus....but how about his other son Wesly?
NR
OMD!! :lol:
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Some people are smarter than others....this guy is trailerpark-smart:
NR
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Some people are smarter than others....this guy is trailerpark-smart:
NR
Lol i love ''trailerpark boys ''
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The correct way to install Vista:
http://www.yikers.com/video_12_hour_windows_vista_failure.html
Lol microsoft claims it didnt works cus it was noisy.
Look what the host says XD
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From Stanford University in sunny California it is ....Penis Dialogues!
Since puberty, robotics grad student Sam has heard his Penis dispense wisdom on everything from women...to women. Now Sam wants to finish his final robot project, but Penis wants him to put the moves on Nicole. Can man and best friend compromise? If your penis could talk, would you let it?
Running time 12:20
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2445020?loomia_si=1
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http://movies.apple.com/movies/us/apple/getamac/apple-getamac-security_480x376.mov
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Gun control?
mode=related&search=
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http://aglobalit.com/media/mediafile/TheHitCallCrimeScene.mp3
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NR
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Roflmfaol
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Vista install in 2 minutes :icon_thumbsup
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Vista install in 2 minutes :icon_thumbsup
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Same movie in post #22 in this thread:
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=5736.15
By they way that guy runs a weekly show on computers and the system he says was not "compatible" was an all new top-of-line DELL that was said to be 100% Vista compatible!
People who don't know better and think that Vista is the newest so it MUST be better...must have never used or forgot about Windows ME....lol!
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:D
Dynamite surfing :icon_thumbsup
http://www.shavehead.to/news/link.php?id=20100
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How to take a shower:Women vrs Men
NR
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Black Cat Whiskey..........
mode=related&search=
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http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/WATTN.shtml
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Must see :icon_cool2 :icon_laugh
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Must see :icon_cool2 :icon_laugh
i know that guy
thats dj keltech :icon_biggrin2
i'm too dj :smile
but not scratching one :lol:
i like this one:
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:icon_laugh :icon_thumbsup
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Loool I searched funny video :icon_laugh
look on it...
Viru$
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lol,
he's 100% game addicted :icon_laugh
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lol,
he's 100% game addicted :icon_laugh
Sure He is very crazy :icon_laugh
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i found too a really 100% funny movie :icon_laugh :icon_laugh
^^ enjoy :icon_laugh
b00n
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WTF?? Chamillionaire-2 ???
HeHe All Have Nice Moviez here :icon_laugh
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Revenge of the AI:
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Pizza!
http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/pizza-delivery
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?Awww, maybe I will get laid tonight. ?Or fall in love, whatever.?
http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/the-first-date
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What about your wives?Fuck em
What about your children?Fuck em
STRIP CLUBS?SHIT HES RIGHT WE GOTTA GO BACK
No dont listen to him we?ll build our own strip club!!
Why dont you ask the monster to be in your strip club?
Hey actually thats not a bad idea
http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/astronauts
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?Then where do angels live??
?In a fuck-stain Vegas Motel room with Santa Claus and the Easter Rabbit!?
?Let?s go dig that f*cker up.?
?I?ll get the shovels.?
http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/report-card
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"Creation Science 101"
NR
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SNL's Dick In a Box:
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My Box in a Box-SNL Timberlake Video:
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Asian wemon...
http://www.sevenohfive.com/movies/vc_roman.php
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negs urban sport big rodeo
:lol:
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negs urban sport rodeo 2
:lol:
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:icon_laugh
mode=related&search
:icon_laugh
Virus
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LoL
here a Football Video :icon_laugh
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(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic159.jpg)
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(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic163.jpg)
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(http://www.normalbobsmith.com/satanssalvation/pfss_comic180.jpg)
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hahaha
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Southpark meets WOW :D
http://erik.range-it.de/2006/10/06/south-park-world-of-warcraft/
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Southpark meets WOW :D
http://erik.range-it.de/2006/10/06/south-park-world-of-warcraft/
LMFAO
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i was looking for a good link to southpark meets wow for ages :icon_o_o
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All I can says is....UBER!
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I hear that actual WoW fans helped write the script for that episode
that fat guys red gaming rig is a real one too
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just take it here:
how,,how do you hand somting from one player to another :icon_laugh :icon_laugh :icon_laugh :icon_laugh
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(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t199/SirHeck1/flame.jpg)
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(http://i12.tinypic.com/4h24e94.jpg)
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AK47 Assault Rifles being sold on Shopping Channel!
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Meet justin ****EDITED**** if incase you didnt know. He's slightly...SLIGHTLY insane. There are roughly 7 people shooting, thats closer to about 1400 paintballs. At once
(EDITED: Just put a http link....no scripting code here please.)
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Funny skit....
http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=c95ea2c0343a2395834d&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Will Ferrell stars in The Landloard! :icon_thumbsup
http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925
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South park...
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AU gamers forum sig...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l71/illusion005/HAHASHEEPY.jpg)
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The Ghetto Safari
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1939827889
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Ghetto Safari part 1of 2
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=574418915
Ghetto Safari part 2 of 2
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=576018369
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Remember the 6 Million $ Man? Well this is the FINGER...
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(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w65/babaghan/0559-badluck.jpg)
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owned.
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owned.
For real.
Take THAT Doughboy bitch!
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Wahahaha :icon_laugh
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The fist McDonnalds TV comercial:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4258
A more bleak look at SNL's "Dick in a Box" :
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4250
The detonation of 100 tons of dynamite which brings about a killer shockwave:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4237
Family Guy: Compilation of Star Wars references:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4234
Ungodly beer pong (don't bet beers with this guy!) :
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4225
golf pros:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4214
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Eggs!
http://bytecaster.com/contests/1/entry.aspx?id=473
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The fist McDonnalds TV comercial:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4258
A more bleak look at SNL's "Dick in a Box" :
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4250
The detonation of 100 tons of dynamite which brings about a killer shockwave:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4237
Family Guy: Compilation of Star Wars references:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4234
Ungodly beer pong (don't bet beers with this guy!) :
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4225
golf pros:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4214
:icon_laugh :icon_laugh < R O F L > all videos is very- :icon_laugh (example GOLF)
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Terminator vs Renault:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1mxtb_terminator-vs-clio-3
Terminator vs. Robocop:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4140
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Masturbation speach:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1236093261137984923
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Spiderman!
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Spiderman suit...
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Wow...theses guys are good!
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Jackass...
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Remember that 4 out of 5 Doctors recommend (insert product)...
What happened to the 5th Doctor?
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=bd0c393da094e1967a72&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Fess up...
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=4e5dd392d8678bc64cda&page=&viewtype=&category=
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How do you make it through a hard day at work (or school)....by looking forward to HAPPY HOUR!
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=d7fcf5a4421229c946c0&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Lunch at the office...
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=ea27fa49e2303ef2e001&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Happy Birthday!
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=ceca1bb350bfe145467c&page=&viewtype=&category=
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How do you spell relief?
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=28e61124e13181db7774&page=&viewtype=&category=
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A small UK kid runs away from home...
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=2de44a7cc260b4239d4f&page=&viewtype=&category=
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This one is the best....the phone company!!
http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=2e055801da3b4f58e28b&page=&viewtype=&category=
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Nudism...
http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/05/23/nudism-in-the-modern-world-a-special-report/
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(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comichalloween2.png)
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lol @ z, that picture pwns.
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(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/ParisInPrison/images2/priggee.gif)
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(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/ParisInPrison/images/ramsey.jpg)
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(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/ParisInPrison/images/walthandelsman.gif)
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(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/AnnaNicoleBaby/images/billday.jpg)
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(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/AnnaNicoleBaby/images/ramirez.jpg)
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(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/TerroristConfession/images/deering.gif)
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(http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/Hillary2008/images/bish.gif)
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Integrationist
May take 1 min to load cartoon movie:
http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/FishMovies/4.asp
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My Wife and my Best Friend
http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/FishMovies/main.asp
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great pics Z
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Thanks.
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Oldschool cheat detector :icon_teehee
(http://pros.orange.fr/p.g.elec/001.jpg)
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MIMZY
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YZMIM
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(http://i11.tinypic.com/67d8xf9.jpg)
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(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/EasyPrey/DontFeedTheTroll.jpg)
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Hug a (TKC) hater:
eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fprofile%3Fuser%3DTKCwesker
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Lol havent read this one for a while. Great pics and vids. :icon_laugh
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(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/706/TKCVSHP.png)
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lol
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(http://i19.tinypic.com/4lrtzpz.jpg)
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You have to see the end of this one...
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This thing will steal your soul! (http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Devin C.)
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Cow-Fu
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(http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/emobulblrg.jpg)
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LOL, looks like a "toy" that they found and made that poster.
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(http://www.diy-street.com/forum/image.php?u=28441&dateline=1177024788)
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can i be the first one to say wtf...
Lol, we should teach kids to do this, ill add it in my list of Henry's theory of natural selection.
along with no required seatbelt laws, and no helmet laws.
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Clearly that's a snapshot of Bullwinkle's even dumber cousin.
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Clearly that's a snapshot of Bullwinkle's even dumber cousin.
or its the picture im going to slap on the front of my natural theories book lol.
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http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lordofthedonutringpi1.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lordofthedonutringpi1.jpg)
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:icon_devil " 2 Hot Dogs " :icon_devil
(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6775/407ug3.jpg)
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3000th post
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lol fuck that truth whadafxup guy
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/rsun.jpg)
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Drugs are harder to get than cheats:
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Man Bites God's Annoying Song:
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Spiders On Drugs:
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(http://www.libertybelles.org/images2/misc/rattattat02.JPG)
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mad tv - queer eye for the straight guy:
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Substitute teacher:
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Steve Jobs and the Apple I-rack:
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Attention Doberman owners: are you tired of people looking at your "dangerous killer" dog in fear? Well, why not disguise your doberman as a poodle with this costume?
(http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/poodle-costume-doberman.jpg)
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Attention Doberman owners: are you tired of people looking at your "dangerous killer" dog in fear? Well, why not disguise your doberman as a poodle with this costume?
(http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/poodle-costume-doberman.jpg)
LOL!!
I need such a poodle costume!! :D
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TKC Liberating Games since 2003!
(http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_2660.gif)
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Spoof trailer for Bourne Ultimatum:
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Spoff
Im sorry, the word we were looking for was spoof :icon_thumbsup
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I need new eyeglass...thanks I corrected the typo.
Found a band called Teamkiller!
"The Official TeamKiller Myspace - Jihad Is Our Way"
http://www.myspace.com/teamkilleruk
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7084/tkstrobehy7.gif)
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In My Country There Is Problem:
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(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/jesus_cat.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/noborritos07.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/cocaine.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/jailbait.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/internet-soldier.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/santadead.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/carforsalead(1).jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pics/holes.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/cat_in_the_strippetr.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/dumbfuckers.jpg)
(http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/ghettolunch.jpg)
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Trevor talks to children:
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TKC hunting trip:
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TKC's other hunting trip:
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TKC on TV...topic,Gun Control:
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The Robbery:
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(http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/1284/kbeer0001ge4.jpg)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/aagh.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/the-break-up.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/bike.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/unless-theyre-being-used-to-stab-you-with.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/pikachu.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/octopussex.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest5/guest-djarchngl.jpg)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/canyon.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/guest5/guest-Joran.jpg)
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i liked the wheel chair one and the break up one.
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Yeah some of the stuff I find is good.
Look what I just ran into:
From the actual iTunes End User License Agreement.
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/eula.gif)
If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists. Ditch this bullshit.
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(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/nowomen.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/sinned.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicasked.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/rewrites/2_cement.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/jesus-does-his-taxes.png)
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(http://pix.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/bildstrecke/479/112367/image_fmbg_0_40-1184839405.jpg)
(megaflicks)
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LOL
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One crazy preacher!
It gets funny by the end.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Shutyoass228rn.gif)
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what a fucktard
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Offical game forums are filled with anti-cheaters bitching about TKC...
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x89/FIDDYOWNZ/pitchforkachievement.gif)
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Check out this messed up IED :icon_laugh
http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=149477&ESRC=marine.nl
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first firework where ppl dont say "aaaaaaaahhhhhh"
no crossy . i dont say thats ur fault ...i think its ur fault :P but i dont say it m8 :D
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heh m8, thats an old video.
nice to see it again though.
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(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/waldenor/avatar3nl.jpg)
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Keep Jesus Off My Penis
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Hey guys.. Long time no see...hope all is good.w0w i was afraid my name might have gotten recycled...lol whats ever1 upto now?
oh yea, heres my pic, its old..but funny.. (http://www.oralse.cx/contrib/psakitty.jpg)
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i liked the one that was going around last elections.
the everytime you vote democrat god kills a kitten one.
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(http://i1.tinypic.com/oa5i6o.jpg)
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(http://www.fcuwe.co.uk/images/avatars/gallery/BigPack/dogtumoing.gif)
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eww that sick Z..but funny-
heres a Skin Flute/Trumpet
(http://www.devilskitchen.net/dk_blog/fuck_trumpet.jpg)
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thses are funny...
(http://weblogmaniacs.com/uploads/carverblues_hilarious.jpg)
(http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/Pic1169.jpg)
(http://www.aperfectworld.org/cartoons/squirrels02.png)
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Lol at fat kid :icon_laugh
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[img=http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/4508/upskirtcamvf0.th.jpg]http:// (http://img486.imageshack.us/my.php?image=upskirtcamvf0.jpg)
[img=http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3662/bear9xx6.th.gif] (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bear9xx6.gif)
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[img=http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9827/bearmw2.th.jpg] (http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bearmw2.jpg)
[img=http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8136/55530644gw6em2.th.jpg] (http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=55530644gw6em2.jpg)
[img=http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5387/143davidgoliaththumbwr8.jpg] (http://imageshack.us)
[img=http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2884/65bn6.th.jpg] (http://img465.imageshack.us/my.php?image=65bn6.jpg)
[img=http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9462/serre2mz6.th.jpg] (http://img410.imageshack.us/my.php?image=serre2mz6.jpg)
[img=http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5571/coucousy6.th.jpg] (http://img179.imageshack.us/my.php?image=coucousy6.jpg)
[img=http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5467/lsdeh8.th.jpg] (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lsdeh8.jpg)
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[img=http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5788/souriezmi9.th.jpg] (http://img229.imageshack.us/my.php?image=souriezmi9.jpg)
[img=http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/4963/nekroppcbi3.th.gif] (http://img473.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nekroppcbi3.gif)
[img=http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/10/chateaudesablelj6.th.jpg] (http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chateaudesablelj6.jpg)
[img=http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6154/1160020674003tc7.th.jpg] (http://img410.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1160020674003tc7.jpg)
(http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/2597/piranhaonsteroids1bm6.th.jpg) (http://img473.imageshack.us/my.php?image=piranhaonsteroids1bm6.jpg)
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6421/weirdcrustaceanim8.th.jpg) (http://img504.imageshack.us/my.php?image=weirdcrustaceanim8.jpg)
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A real Californian...and the mayor of Santa Barbara:
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_7899~Clint-Eastwood-Posters.jpg)
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One Lawmaker, Many Votes? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6X-xtVask) :D
Jimmy Justice (http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyJustice4753)
This guy looks out on the streets for traffic cops breaking the law. :D
He also got some good ones in his favourites.
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One Lawmaker, Many Votes?
The law (really only a House rule) says they police and judge themselfs.
Sounds like the Fox guarding the Hen House.
Elect me and I will send them off to Gitmo....befor I am shot like J.F.K.
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ZeOldDude is crashing the party :D
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9576/zeolddudebeafraidko3.th.jpg) (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zeolddudebeafraidko3.jpg)
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ZeOldDude is crashing the party :D
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9576/zeolddudebeafraidko3.th.jpg) (http://img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zeolddudebeafraidko3.jpg)
Ask Mr Euro for a copy of the photo of me at a rave gathering in Germany!
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yes he was full on drugs that ZodDude :P
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3699/ownedpu4.jpg)
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:icon_laugh ahahah
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LOL :icon_biggrin2 :icon_biggrin2
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ROFL :D
(http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-09/3646_un_20at_20the_20Playgroud_20_Pret_20op_20de_20Speeltuin_.jpg)
Don't Jump Edward You Will Hurt Yourself (http://www.shoutfile.com/v/eLicX4Ry/Don%92t_Jump_Edward_You_Will_Hurt_Yourself) :D
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(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/hotcoffee-42301.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDwEnFhMVOU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDwEnFhMVOU)
Hitler "rapping". :D
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Hitler Rap (the first from 1983):
Mel Brooks...
The best I ever saw:
The Whitest Kids You Know:Hitler Rap...
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Hitler gets banned (short movie...not a Rap and part of a miniseries):
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How to Survive an Alien Attack:
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Notice anything strage?
For those of you too young to know...the old Captain never carried a gun.
(http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2007/10/23/12/941-CAPTAIN_AMERICA_COMICS16_10-24-2007_N9V8CHV.embedded.prod_affiliate.81.jpg)
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(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4065/ustroopseo6.jpg)
lol
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(Adolf - I'm sitting in my Bunker)
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(http://www.salagir.com/gfx/troll-web.jpg)
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(http://diablo.ict.pwr.wroc.pl/~pszydlo/portfolio/nakoszulke/stewie2.gif)
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(http://i11.tinypic.com/6fyl2yv.gif)
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Real photo of an anti-cheater:
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd299/grisnylle/9_351325630_pitt38_H145059_L.jpg)
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Red State Update: Al Gore Wins Nobel Peace Prize
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e1ec65dfcb
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http://www.cracked.com/article_15660_ultimate-war-simulation-game.html
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Self Defense
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MAC vs PC
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http://www.cracked.com/article_15660_ultimate-war-simulation-game.html
That cracked site is bloody interesting and keeps me entertained for ages.
Check this out:
http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html
Love the names they come up with.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas_section4-21.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
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http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/magazine/11ideas_section4-21.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Damn!
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A man walks into a bar and sees another man smoking two cigarettes. Baffled, he goes up to him and asks: "Why're you smoking two cigarettes?" The man replies: "Well, I'm smoking one for myself, and one for my friend in jail." "That's very honorable."
So a week goes by, and the man walks into the bar again, but sees the other man smoking only one cigarette.
So he asks him: "Oh, your friend got out of jail?" To which the man replies: "No, I quit."
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around
in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.
The guy says, "You're bull$hittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
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Gather 'round the gampfire and lets sing that Old time favorite...The Hand-Job Protest song.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/994b1e38e5
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Taco Bell dog dies:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0fa27e7798
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This gives a new meening to the term Getting Stoned:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8fbd17bf15
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Two girls talking over coffee:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a474a66718
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Herpes commercial:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/76c518c272
Tony Finaazo's Taxidermy:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/87576e83ff
A.G.U.N Home Defense and A.D.O.G. Home Alarms have teamed up to bring you the most comprehensive home protection system known to man!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/32df04d31d
Prayer Hour (how TV preachers REALLY are in real life):
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/267bc32e81
TV preacher wants a airplane:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14b5707884
TV preacher -gets- an airplane:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2ed367edbf
TV preacher resorts to selling beer:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eb8baf81e7
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What do -you- want in a Free Checking account?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/929
Speak to your kids about Cooties...before Cooties speaks to them first.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/782dbe4820
Piss off and die you wanker:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b439ec333a
A man on the skids gets the help he needs to succeed:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f97e152d3b
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A priest persuades a student not to leave school:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/334bab858d
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Cox Sausage Commercial With Dewey Cox
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/456fd86636
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Cox Sausage Commercial With Dewey Cox
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/456fd86636
It tastes like cox LOL
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Spanish for your Nanny
Rich women learn some hilariously meaningful Spanish.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b22c7ff778
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Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_all_online_data
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WalMart is now selling premium wine. See partial list below.
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
Each can be served with red meat (squirl), White (possum), or fish (carp)
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Elect El Toro Gigante!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a42605d7b3
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LOL!
Good one Mr. J!
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LOL!
Good one Mr. J!
Yeh I had a good laugh from that picture as well, I thought, tis the season.
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Ever wonder how they make "Ice" cream?
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Another FCC song/video:
http://thatvideosite.com/video/3246
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Hitler vs Blu-Ray:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/38831/f3619fa5/blu_ray_vs_hitler.html
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Best commercial ever made; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=neoUi4poCXI
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Best commercial ever made; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=neoUi4poCXI
LOL!
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This one isnt really funny but its just good; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=X4Q-ci-QxuM&feature=related
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i actually played a game simmiliar to this
instead we used all double shots and wild turkey and played checkers.
we play this quite often actually, we have tried both versions (person has to drink their own captured shot, and person has to drink whoever they capture) and found that it equals itself out if you drink the other persons, good checkers players start being crap checkers players.
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This one isnt really funny but its just good; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=X4Q-ci-QxuM&feature=related
I like this one!
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i actually played a game simmiliar to this
instead we used all double shots and wild turkey and played checkers.
we play this quite often actually, we have tried both versions (person has to drink their own captured shot, and person has to drink whoever they capture) and found that it equals itself out if you drink the other persons, good checkers players start being crap checkers players.
My Aunty and Uncle owned a pub not that long ago (very recently lost it - they were on vendors terms) and they used to have competition's there. One of them were similar. Well, they would play a form of poker and after each turn the loser would have to drink a shot. The only way to win is to be the last man standing.
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted"
And lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied,
"No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........
"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".
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http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=1462.0
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http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=1462.0
you link to this site from this site... couldnt i have just clicked "show unread posts since last visit"?
its funny yes, but a double poster bump i didnt think it was that good :D
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And it was from 2004.
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giant cheeto feeds small town
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0IBQ/is_1036/ai_108693387
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giant cheeto feeds small town
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0IBQ/is_1036/ai_108693387
Cool!
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This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
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This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
thats what im talking about Z, now i just need to find some damn 5 year olds. I persoanlly think that they can actually punch hard enough to hurt me, though kicking my shins over and over will get annoying fast.
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I can take 28 children. Funny test but there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
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This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i take 34.
there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
lol. what have they done?
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i could take em all, i dont care the number, they couldnt hurt me other than bruising my shins... honestly they cant punch hard enough to hit me to hurt me, maby 50-60 5 year old hard punches directly to the nose would probably start hurting. but thats not gona do anything but piss me off more. I can take 3 regular "gang member" people, those guys are weak thats why they need numbers.
i like on there where it said something like
"would you feel bad about using the body of a 5 year old as a weapon against the other ones?"
heh, that was great.
Yeah, i spend alot of time on the computer so how could i ever get strength?
my computer chair is a weight bench, i work out while im waiting for software installing, instant messenging, respawn, ect.
so, gather all the 5 year olds you can and lets go kick some ass.
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This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i take 34.
there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
lol. what have they done?
Well they aren't really 5, probably 8 or 9 but they piss me off. Just stupid stuff like your stupid but it really gets on my nerves. I just walk off.
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This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i take 34.
there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
lol. what have they done?
Well they aren't really 5, probably 8 or 9 but they piss me off. Just stupid stuff like your stupid but it really gets on my nerves. I just walk off.
hahahahaha they piss u off :P omg thats funny. someone elso who get pissed off by 8-9 years old kids (not the own one) ??
u really take 28?? hehehe sry but ....how ? sounds like hard fights in ur town :P i mean . u are 4 years older . beat them :D
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...they couldnt hurt me other than bruising my shins... honestly they cant punch hard enough to hit me to hurt me...
Don't bet on it.
When Minni-Z was just 5 years old he knocked a buddy of mine out cold with -one- punch....to the nut sack.
The kid learned what I taught him about self protection rather well.
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Vista sucks so bad the should have named it ofter the three older suckass OS's they built it from...CE...ME and NT.
Then rather than "Vista" they could have called it "CEMENT" becuase it loads about that much crap into your system when it runs.
http://www.blip.tv/file/340692
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vista is a cool name, and i wish it could have gone to a cool OS but oh well....
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This is interesting...
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i take 34.
there are a couple 5 year olds I would like to take down...
lol. what have they done?
Well they aren't really 5, probably 8 or 9 but they piss me off. Just stupid stuff like your stupid but it really gets on my nerves. I just walk off.
hahahahaha they piss u off :P omg thats funny. someone elso who get pissed off by 8-9 years old kids (not the own one) ??
u really take 28?? hehehe sry but ....how ? sounds like hard fights in ur town :P i mean . u are 4 years older . beat them :D
It's morally wrong. And there are hard fights in my city, fortunately I'm hardly ever a part of them. Try having gangs of 10 maori's hanging around the bus station where you live... They'll go off at every second person that looks at them for more than 2 seconds. They're pigs.
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When Minni-Z was just 5 years old he knocked a buddy of mine out cold with -one- punch....to the nut sack.
you said he is about 18 now right? well i just turned 18, lets get the boxing gloves out and see who wins :icon_laugh
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When Minni-Z was just 5 years old he knocked a buddy of mine out cold with -one- punch....to the nut sack.
you said he is about 18 now right? well i just turned 18, lets get the boxing gloves out and see who wins :icon_laugh
Remember the movie Michael?
Battle!
-You- just turned 18 so how about you fly down and visit Jahovus and let him drop you off at the bus stop so you can say hello to the local Maori kids?
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When Minni-Z was just 5 years old he knocked a buddy of mine out cold with -one- punch....to the nut sack.
you said he is about 18 now right? well i just turned 18, lets get the boxing gloves out and see who wins :icon_laugh
Remember the movie Michael?
Battle!
-You- just turned 18 so how about you fly down and visit Jahovus and let him drop you off at the bus stop so you can say hello to the local Maori kids?
Hah. No offense but he and your 18 year old son wouldn't stand a chance against the Maori's kids in my area lol :P Most of the Maori's round here though are just morons looking for fights. Thats why they hang out at the bus station. You can't go near the payphones or else. It's not easy growing up as a white boy in a Maori flooded country. They aren't the main nationality problem though as I think most of the fights come from Afghans and Serbs except they hang around in their pimped out skylines and corolla's rofl. Sorry if I offended anyone in the making of this post. Oh and if you -think- you can take on the Maori's Symantic, come down here and I'll be happy to prove you wrong. In all fairness though, I have a fair few Maori friends and they are actually really nice people (a couple guys and chicks).
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fly one of em out here and i will fight em. its rough here in the san fernando suburbs, its hardcore! lol.
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fly one of em out here and i will fight em. its rough here in the san fernando suburbs, its hardcore! lol.
Ain't that the truth!
I grew up in Venice myself...sort of like the Valley next to the ocean. If your alone on the wrong part of the beach at the wrong time there is always some wise guy about.
I never got hurt though.
Most of my battles when I was young and in school involved the local bullys and those who hung out with them.
I found the best way to deal with that action was to just walk up and deck the guy in charge and then bend over and tell him to never touch me again.
I took alot of shit befor I would act which sort of put his buddys in shock when I did and me just walking into a pack of them like that without (showing) fear.
The last time I was in a mass fight was at a outside party in 1976 (USA's 200th birthday).
I had the "leader" in a joint hold up against a wall telling him I wanted him to leave and not come back...and about 15 of his buddys behind me.
One started chokeing me from behind and after telling the guy to NOT touch me twice...I used the guy against the wall for support and back kicked the guy in the balls so hard he knocked 3 others to the ground.
Everyone else stepped back and wanted nothing to do with me.
Never turning around to even look at them also put them at ill ease and probibly had alot to do with it. Good thing for them becuase I was ready to really -harm- the next person who touched me. With that many people I was not going to play games with them.
I am a real easy going and non confronting person and never looked like much. I am not a boxer and would not do well in such a contest...but I was a combat instructer and will drop anyone trying to harm me -fast-.
In '93 I came home from the market with Minni-Z (he was just 3) and found 3 people trying to break into my house...MY house.
None of them wanted to stick around after I told them they had to set on the ground and wait for the police.
One had a knife...I used a joint hold on him and hit him in the side of his neck with a pulling slice.
He was still unable to walk when the police came. He was also the one with the car keys so the others could not have left if I let them.
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
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200 People Freeze In Grand Central
http://break.com/index/200-people-freeze-in-grand-central.html
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x does not exist anymore, so how can you find the value of x?
subtract x from both sides leaving you with -7=19
actually, the solution to the answer is x-7=19+x
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Codename "Project TKC"
Search the forums for the thread.
Z said:
Official game forums are filled with anti-cheaters bitching about TKC...
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the answer is x-7= 19+x then...
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no solution, damint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :arr
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There isn't a solution. The mathematics that we are taught in Australia is that at least one half of the equation needs to be solved/present to complete the other half..
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Ther is a whole thread for this topic in this section...and the question is what is the value of "X".
It does have a value and the statement is just as valid as E=MC2.
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US missle shoots down satelite video:
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INTERNET SCAM SUPER HACKER
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Here is a hack for you if you own a talking Elmo doll!
http://www.tbo.com/video/xml/MGBBBA7WXCF.html
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Remember the "good old days"?
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=968.0
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Stage6 to Shut Down on February 28 (http://www.stage6.com/blog/108/)
Now that sucks. :icon_mad2
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Stage6 to Shut Down on February 28 (http://www.stage6.com/blog/108/)
Now that sucks. :icon_mad2
:icon_sad2 Daaim!
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TV interview with the guy who cut his penis off to become famous on the internet:
http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/8146.html
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An old clip of a 747 landing on the 405 freeway near LAX:
NR=1
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Top Ten Signs Your Country May Be Going Fascist:
NR=1
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http://www.adobecards.com (http://www.adobecards.com)
That's so cool and well made. :)
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http://www.adobecards.com (http://www.adobecards.com)
That's so cool and well made. :)
It loads but will not play on my system?!
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Maybe it's not stable enough. ;)
You can move the scroll bar at the bottom to the left and right.
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hungover z ?
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hungover z ?
Not at all....I went to bed early and drank lots of water.
Ran out of beer about an hour after I got off TS.
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A little political humor here... (The jokes aren't mean't to be a cheap shot at anyone or anything just some fun)
There was a soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton?? she asked him about fear. He said he was afraid of only 3 things -- Osama, Obama, and Yo Mama.
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious, on the side of the road. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and we both took cover in the ditches along the road, me on one side of the road and him on the other.
I yelled over to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low-life scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left-wing Liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. Then I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" And there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us!"
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Now I can -believe- the last part of that.....because it is so close to the truth!
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I haven't read all of these so read at your own risk (may contain adult material)
Bumper Stickers
1 "IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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2 Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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3 If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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4 Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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5 The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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6 I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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7 So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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8 Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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9 If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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10 Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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11 Illiterate? Write For Help.
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12 Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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13 He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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14 I Refuse To Have A battle of wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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15 You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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16 I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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17 Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
18 If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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19 Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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20 Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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21 If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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22 Ax Me About Ebonics.
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23 Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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24 Boldly Going Nowhere.
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25 Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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26 Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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27 Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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28 How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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29 GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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30 All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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31 "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON"
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The Emperor Gets a Job:
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:icon_laugh pwnt
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:icon_laugh pwnt
Hehehehe!
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Hide the Hanky!
http://users.skynet.be/pdauwe/ursula_martinez.wmv
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The Dutch prove a myth:
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Strong malted beer...
[ Scene: swanky cocktail party ]
[ Coldcock Spokesman enters the room with two beautiful girls at his side ]
Spokesman: You know, when I entertain, occasionally my friends and I like to discuss just what is the best malt licquor.
Girl #1: I say Bull.
Girl #2:I say Cobra.
Spokesman: And I say it's all just talk. Unless it's the one they call.. Coldcock.
[ cut to Man at Party standing near piano ]
Man at Party: There's only one malt licquor that'll get your head humming.
Spokesman: [ enters ] Coldcock's the one you'll never see coming. [ opens can and hands it to the Man at Party ]
[ Man at Party sips Coldcock, then holds it in front of him. Suddenly, an animated arm jumps off of the can and punches the Man in the chin ]
Man at Party: [ reeling ] Pro-per!
Partygoers: [ whispery ] Coldcock!
Spokesman: I have yet to meet the man that can finish a whole Coldcock can.
Woman at Party: [ steps forward ] I ain't afraid of no can of beer! Give me one! [ sips the malt licquor ] Mmm.. Coldcock.. [ the arm jumps off the can and socks her in the jaw ] Ooh..! You one malt licquor picker!
Spokesman: Like I said - it's all just talk, unless it's the one they call Coldcock. [ takes a sip of his own, then flinches upon expecting the punch. He smiles at his own cunning, as the arm finally jumps off the can and punches him hard across his chin ] Fan-tas-tic.. [ slowly drops to the floor ]
Announcer: Coldcock. You never see it coming.
Spokesman: [ raises head up from the floor ] Damn. That's one strong malt licquor. [ drops his head to the floor again ]
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Rofl, what movie is that from.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiqWWIBYAvk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiqWWIBYAvk)
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Human Tetris,
part 1
feature=related part 2
feature=related part 3
feature=related part 4
feature=related part 5
feature=related part 6
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Fact vs. Fiction- Hillary lies about the Bosnia Trip
She did not lie...THIS is the real video!
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Bunnies are the -real- rulers of the world!
http://www.starz.com/appmanager/seg/s?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=template&template_dir=/features/bunnies/&template_file=content.html
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Bunnies are the -real- rulers of the world!
http://www.starz.com/appmanager/seg/s?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=template&template_dir=/features/bunnies/&template_file=content.html
Trust Z to post something like that...
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His eyes distracted me from the collars.
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i can just see his expression is saying "this chick is nuts, please someone call the cops for me, she has me monitord every second of my life, she wants to kill me! PLEASE HELP ME, SHE IS PSYCO"
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Really?
I see her as wanting me to bone her like I own her.
Then again I see most females that way.
A cute young smiling thing like that and an old silver haired dog like myself....Mr. Boyfriend better not go to the market for beer and leave us alone for very long (like 15 minutes).
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I 'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it. "
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China has decided to introduce a series of new Olympic events for this year's summer games. The new contests include:
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Homeless James Bond:
http://www.comedy.com/embed/homeless-james-bond-ii
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lol zold- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHbYTm8U1v8)
the "real" david blaine majic
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How To Talk A Girl Into A 3-Way (With Creepy Frank)
feature=user
How To Get A Date With A Friend's Sister
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Antichrist For President (2 Campaign Ads)
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Who Is He?
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On Gun Control
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Carl's
Jr. Sr.
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Corsican Gold
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Desert Palms Mortuary and bordello...we serve all your needs under one roof.
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Trunk Monkey Compilation
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Trunk Monkey - Whoopee Cushion
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Trunk Monkey Fights Aliens
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Discount Dare Salesman
Heres a commercial for Jackie Marmaduke, an insane man who makes a living by accepting idiotic dares.
http://www.break.com/index/discount-door-salesman.html
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lol@zolddude
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lol@zolddude
See the past pages also....I added -alot- now and then that may span 2-3 pages.
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LOL :icon_thumbsup
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LSD vs Alcohol vs Tree:
http://wallout.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tree
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Old Man says:
"Looks like bunk crap to me....bring on the Californian Sticky Shit".
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lol that asshole put a cigerette filter on a joint
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lol that asshole put a cigerette filter on a joint
Dude in the late 70's-80's I used the Laredo cigarette machine with the filter cut at a 45 angle inside movie houses.
Get with the program.
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LOL
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Burglers use store computer and internet ...search GOOGLE to learn how to open the safe!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/194646/
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despite the fact that this poor fella looks gravely injured or at least paralyzed for life, it think this has to be one of the funniest things ive seen in a while: [i have no idea how i ever found this its like foreign youtube?]
but notice the funny ass sounds
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETKEeh-XfM&feature=related (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETKEeh-XfM&feature=related)
lmfao
"arggghh"
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despite the fact that this poor fella looks gravely injured or at least paralyzed for life, it think this has to be one of the funniest things ive seen in a while: [i have no idea how i ever found this its like foreign youtube?]
but notice the funny ass sounds
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETKEeh-XfM&feature=related (http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=4ETKEeh-XfM&feature=related)
lmfao
"arggghh"
He does like a retard jump off the van, what the hell?
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dude the yell of insanity is priceless
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Whole bunch of "fat kids"...they don't look all that fat but they are so lame they can't move/function at all.
They give fat people a bad name.
They must be over weight -and- retarded.
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the funny thing is that i know someone who looks 97% identical to that fuck who flew off the van
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hi Lasher :icon_biggrin2
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Barny Fife meets Peaches:
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I am livin' on Channel Z
Getting nothing but static, getting nothing but static
Static in my attic from Channel Z
Getting nothing but static, getting nothing but static.
Static filling my attic from Channel Z
I don't know---I feel like something's happening
Something good is happening!
I feel love has got to come on, and I want it
Something big and lovely
I want the world to change for me! Gotta get away
Away from Z---Living on the edge of Z
Space junk---laser bombs---ozone holes
Better put up my umbrella!
Giant stacks blowin' smoke
Politicrits pushin' dope
All I know---we've got to change what's happening
Something good could happen
I feel light has got to come through---and I need it
Something big and lovely
I want the world to change for me---gotta get away---away from Z
Living on the edge of Z
Waste dumps---toxic fog---irradiate---and keep it fresh forever
Good old boys---tellin' lies
'Bout time---I got wise
Getting nothing but static
Static in my attic from Channel Z
Gotta tune in---pico waves. Gotta tune out---PCB's
Gotta tune in---market crash. Gotta tune out---polar shift
Gotta tune in---narrow minds. Gotta tune out---space junk
Gotta tune in---pico waves. Gotta tune out---PCB's
Gotta tune in---market crash. Gotta tune out---polar shift
Gotta tune in---narrow minds. Gotta tune out---space junk
Gotta tune in---bombs. Gotta turn out---atomic lasers falling from the sky
Where's my umbrella?
Gonna shoot that static down the drain
Gonna put that static out of my brain
Gonna put up my antennae. FREE!
Hamburger ads!---Pop up in my head---
On the edge of Aquarius---I'm living on the edge
Secret wars!---Take my money away!
I know I feel a change is happening---Something good will happen
I feel love is coming on strong, and I want it
We can make it happen
I want the world to change for me---gotta get away---away from Z
Living on the edge of---ZZZZZZZZ
Channel Z's all static all day forever---time to open your windows,
Let in better weather
B-52's live:
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Hahahaha..LOL ^^.
Funny shit.
Good find...+1 karma.
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lol
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Cocaine Addicted Squirrels Terrorize London
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Cocaine-Addicted-Squirrels-Terorize-London-039-s-65024.shtml (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Cocaine-Addicted-Squirrels-Terorize-London-039-s-65024.shtml)
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the police heros hard @ work!
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lol
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Lol! Oklahoma maybe but not Texas.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7mT7cO30xs&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7mT7cO30xs&feature=related)
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRRUmTdjKro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRRUmTdjKro)
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are you too much of a redneck? evaluate and consider.
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Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Hell March Trailer (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/34141.html?type=flv)
Looks very nice. :smile
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Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Hell March Trailer (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/34141.html?type=flv)
Looks very nice. :smile
Downloaded C&C Generals Zero Hour, installed it, burn't it to CD, uninstalled it. Looks outdated and incredibly childish not to mention the un-user-friendly interface. You had to right click drag to select units. Like wtf?
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if this is what firefighters do in their spare time...
http://compfused. com/directlink/5038/ (http://compfused. com/directlink/5038/)
SIGN ME UP!!!
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Give a man a fish, and you'll have fed him for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks.
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Give a man a fish, and you'll have fed him for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks.
Lol. Isn't it Give a man a fish, and you'll have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for weeks?
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Not the way I say it! :icon_devil
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Jesus vs Hitler:
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Jesus vs Hitler:
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I saw something on youtube awhile back when I was still able to view videos, it was a Hitler Mixtape. It was edited to make it sound like he was a DJ.. Pretty funny.
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Jahovus said:
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
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movie that my teachers' masters have made. -> http://www.fighter-filmen.dk/ (http://www.fighter-filmen.dk/)
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Nice movie too bad it's not in english...and too many wasted moves.
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Jahovus said:
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Lol. I didn't come up with it but thought it was an incredibly accurate insight on a day of my life. I mean, I don't drive. But I get driven in a European car, to go to my Ukrainian Aunty's pub, to sit on cow skin made of cows from New Zealand and then going home on a Chinese bike to go to my Lebanese girlfriends house lol. That's more my version but I can relate to the other one too :D
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Wow u just Blew my MIND
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Glad thats the only thing I blew...
One-liners
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Death is hereditary.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you
criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Lol I think that beat all the ones I posted.
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LOL!
Talk about a pain in the ass...
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wouldnt that cost a lot and just in turn grind the turds into your posterior rather than wipe them away?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZihKxb_NVVU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZihKxb_NVVU)
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"I got penis bread!"
Man this guy is seriously messed up :icon_laugh
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-Dv1ou6s&feature=user (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhi-Dv1ou6s&feature=user)
Only his name is Jimmy in this video lmfao.
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^^ Lol!! Looks like the Matrix pose...
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How to Get a Mail-Order Bride
Tired of looking for love in all the wrong places? Maybe the perfect woman is a mail-order bride. Just don't ask for free shipping!
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=523802
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new drug for anti-cheaters
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new drug for anti-cheaters
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ROTFLMFAO :icon_laugh
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Snoop should stick with rap.
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Body surfing takes on a new meaning:
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TIMMAH!
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cRiPpLE FiGhT!
...Timmah?
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I told you a 30-06 rifle had some -real- power. This is what a deer looks like (what's left of it) when shot from 30 feet away:
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Fouth of July...with Jack English:
http://www.break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html
Or try this link:
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How to Hide an Unwanted Erection in School:
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=523814
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How to Make a Long Island Iced Tea
It may look like plain old iced tea, but this drink -- invented near Long Island's Jones Beach in the 1970s -- is one potent potation and the East Coast's answer to the Zombie.
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=523835
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Fouth of July...with Jack English:
http://www.break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html
Or try this link:
feature=related
I forgot to add that this was filmed at the intersection by my house in L.A. :icon_teehee
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LOL^
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World Teamkill Competition 2008
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"We are TKC. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We will be heard. Expect us."
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funny...
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Silly Little Padawan learners..
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You are NO match for meh....
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OK! OK! i wont eat your pet mouse anymore...
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..you better stop, i'll . . .forget it.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops) :icon_laugh
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"Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?"
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(May need to right click "show picture" for above gfx)
Trailer (1 of 8 ) :
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi602013977/
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Well after 3 months of working on it I am proud to present my version of the Playstation 3 Laptop.
Here are a few specs:
* 80gb SKU w/320gb HDD
* 17" 720p HDTV LCD Monitor
* Keyboard
* Built in speakers with headphone jack
* Custom cooling (SilenX fans)
* Size: 16 x 10.5 x 4 inches (when closed)
* Weight: 15 pounds
Video Here
More info Here
http://www.ps3hax.net/showthread.php?p=59254
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BattleEye developer:
(http://s237.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/hmhef/humor/2cfwoyd.jpg)
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his brother
(http://www.pyzamstuff.com/funpix/animals/wtf-monkey.jpg)
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The guy at the door said, "Alcohol, tobacco and firearms". Hell, I thought he was bringing more supplies.
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(http://awesomepedia.org/apathy/comics/alternate%20universe/au-2.jpg)
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(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u119/thesoundtable/videogames.jpg)
(http://www.lonelyplanet.com/blogs/travel_blog/uploaded_images/Saudi-road-sign-796713.jpg)
(http://uk.geocities.com/hashim_taylor/funny/640x480-bike02.jpg)
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/Raymfmendoza/addict.jpg)
(http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/23807.png)
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(http://www.gamingsa.com/forums/image.php?s=87fed8c65413089232be526a09bdfbae&u=2637&dateline=1219236478)
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rofl :icon_biggrin2
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/starfighter1/User-1.gif)
(http://lee.97montrose.org/images/mickeyd.jpeg)
(http://www.thekoala.org/Pics/Pic_Month_07_02_05.jpg)
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/fuck-jet-abort-demotivational-poster.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/starfighter1/User-1.gif)
Mmmm...at least you waited for 2 days after his birthday to post this,gave him time to recover from the hangover.
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Here is the link for the "LOL" movie trailer:
http://www.lolthemovie.com/quicktimetrailer.html
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/starfighter1/lolcrossy1.jpg)
deluxe edition comes with a handy how to fly choppers v1.1
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/starfighter1/lolcrossy.jpg)
also available on dvd lol
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(http://nikita.tnnet.fi/~uporo/police.jpg)
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What the HELL kind of Microsoft commercial is this?
eurl
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Wisdom...
By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the bitterest.
Got all my smarts from books and schools,got the most important parts (wisdom) via experience...and I have alot of experience.
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LoL
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http://www.comcastcap.com/
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Hackers have broken into the email accounts of Palin:
From: Sarah.Palin@gmail.com
To: John.McCain@secured.gov.org
Date: September 12, 2008
Subject: Cannibals
Did you read the report about Obama shareing a meal with the cannibals?
It seems they found that crashed circus plane and while eating the clown he asked if the food tasted "funny".
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Say WHAT?!
(http://i38.tinypic.com/24pwa3a.jpg)
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Words of wisdom to live by:
"The way to subvert the dominant paradigm is to have more fun than they do and make sure they know it."
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http://www.imagebam.com/image/349d0e13701158/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/ae1ea913703511/
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http://www.imagebam.com/image/f21b2013704373/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/5fbd1913704389/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/24ddf213704387/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/e7781e13704400/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/4bb7a913704429/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/c028c313704428/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/cdc48d13704417/
http://www.imagebam.com/image/e2dfad14098757
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rofl at that ...
(http://imagechan.com/images/faith.jpeg)
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I want one of these.
1000cc Golfcart
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How to make a U-Turn
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/How-to-make-a-U-turn-in-an-evo_155514.htm
Donuts Any one
http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?swf=http%3A//s.ytimg.com/yt/swf/cps-vfl56573.swf&video_id=5bZOFRNExLE&rel=1&eurl=http%3A//ultimatecarforum.com/smf/index.php%3Ftopic%3D2892.0&iurl=http%3A//i2.ytimg.com/vi/5bZOFRNExLE/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskJ0ramrtNYF3Qcxh0RQ6p1J&use_get_video_info=1&load_modules=1&
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Look for some rideing lawnmower and barstool raceing videos.
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I present to you The Magic Salad Plate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIYC1gLSSq0)
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It could only happen in Japan...the T-Rex 5000:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/793937/
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(http://patriotshop.us/images/uncle_sam_poster_large.jpg)
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Hell I would hit it!
(http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/src/122333211510.gif)
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Hell I would hit it!
(http://www.kuvalauta.fi/b/src/122333211510.gif)
LMFAO
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Hell...she has got to be the hotest woman in public office.
All the rest on TV are dried up old hags/skanks that I would not touch with Bill Clinton's dick.
That includes the poor guys wife!
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This guy is funny:
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How To Parallel Park
http://www.banthis.com/videos/1098/How-To-Parallel-Park.html
Easy Way To Lose a Car
http://www.banthis.com/videos/254/Easy-Way-To-Lose-a-Car.html
Getting Dizzy
http://www.banthis.com/videos/308/Getting-Dizzy.html
Corona Freezing Trick (How the Hell did they do that??)
http://www.banthis.com/videos/1437/Corona-Freezing-Trick.html
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Feeling Sick
(http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq109/wantedsniper1/Virus_Spreads.jpg)
ASS Shop
(http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq109/wantedsniper1/Ass_Shop.jpg)
You Loose
(http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq109/wantedsniper1/Gun_Trumps_Sword.jpg)
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This guy must be talking about California grown weed:
feature=related
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Weed part 2:
feature=related
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CSI...
feature=related
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Use this link,insert your photo and have it tell you who you would vote for in 2008.
http://www.naama.fi/usa-presidential-election-2008/
Look what I found!
I also found a few others who rule opressive countries.
Same with Ronald McDonald,Porkey Pig ect.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/very_bad_guy/MeinPresident.jpg)
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(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/zombieharmony/testimonial.jpg)
Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.
(http://mingle2.com/images/blog/zombieharmony/search_results.jpg)
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This is really funny!
McCain Obama Dance Off
http://www.bestviral.com/video/18037/mccain_obama_dance_off
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LOLZ!!!!!!
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
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THE OWL DID IT!
"..used a fireplace poker to hit her.."
"..said he believes an owl that lives in the neighborhood swooped down and sunk its talons into the back of Kathleen?s head."
Original Here
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/16396089/detail.html (http://www.wsoctv.com/news/16396089/detail.html)
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Hand farting...with a wa-wa peddle in the last 1/4 of the film:
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Wassup 2008 Commercial (full version)
http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=ndzWVnD7-vQ&NR=1
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what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck,,,
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fake or real ???
sticky fingazzzz
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WTF DUDE thats scaring me.. well not scaring but damn its weird..
HAHA ownage.. nice found necro
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thank u man !!! fake or real what u think ???
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doh ofcource its fake.. :icon_teehee
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necrophilia, otherwise known as the urge to crack open a cold one
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hahaha :icon_laugh
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What if the RIAA was in charge?
Dear Mr Somalian Pirate,
This letter is being written to you on behalf of our
client, Vela International.
Vela International is the exclusive owner of all copyright,
trademark and other intellectual property rights in
and to the Sirius Star. No one is
authorized to copy, reproduce, distribute, or
otherwise use the Sirius Star without
the express written permission of Vela International.
It has come to our attention that the pirates
located at Somalia for which
you are the service provider, is reproducing,
distributing, and/or offering for sale the Sirius Star.
Attached hereto are photocopies of
representative pages from the aforementioned pirates.
Vela International has the good faith belief that the use of
the material in the manner complained of is not
authorized by Vela International, its agent or the law.
Vela International diligently enforces its rights in
the Sirius Star in all forms of media.
Our client rightfully takes its responsibility for
the protection of the Sirius Star very
seriously.
As you may be aware, Pirate Service Providers can
be held liable if they do not respond to claims of
infringement pursuant to the requirements of the
Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). In
accordance with the DMCA, we request your assistance
in the removal of infringements of the Sirius Star
from this ocean and any other seas
for which you act as an Pirate Service Provider.
We further declare under penalty of perjury that we
are authorized to act on behalf of Vela International and
that the information in this letter is accurate.
Please contact me immediately to discuss this matter
further.
Nothing contained in this letter constitutes an
express or implied waiver of any rights, remedies or
defenses of Vela International, all of which are expressly
reserved.
Very truly yours,
Mr Riaa & M. Paa LLP
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Bruce Lee Plays PingPong with nunchucks! Crazy!!! Part 1 HQ
Bruce Lee Plays PingPong with nunchucks! Crazy!!! Part 2 HQ
NR=1
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Guy tests his "finger proof saw"....with his OWN finger!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/325071/6bb3c29d/time_warp_cirkelzaag.html
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Night.Of.The.Living.Jews.2007.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT
On the first night of Passover the residents of a remote
Jewish bungalow colony are turned into flesh eating
zombies by matzoh with a dark history. In the hunt for
human flesh, the zombies descend on an unsuspecting
family in their quiet farmhouse. The loving mother
(Alexandra Angeloch), father (Phillip Levine), along with
their rascally son James (Adam Forrest) and naively
seductive teenage daughter Sally (Sierra DeCrosta), have
to tap into their deepest survival instincts to battle
Hasidic zombies, killer payos (thats right, those little
curly side-burns), and antler-sporting zombie rabbis
It's really the beginning of the end when a fairly tall
but not so dark stranger (Nate Earl), who knows the
situation all too well, miraculously appears. Journey
through their hellish night of terror, romance, and a
frighteningly non-kosher diet
Night of the Living Jews - trailer
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http://www.fruitlauncher.com
Z EDIT
We can't post that here...there are some kids that visit this section! I left part of the link so anyone interested could find it.
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Mosh Pit Kitties!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/328731/fccbafbb/moshpit_voor_pussies.html
Kat who had garauge door close on his neck taken to Vet (he was ok) REALLY pissed off at the world.
feature=channel_page
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The answere to all problems!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/23e6bd5026/not-giving-a-fuck-jon-lajoie-from-jon-lajoie
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Thinking of moveing to Hollywood?
Typical day...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ce6a120c1b/a-day-in-the-life-of-nick-swardson-from-nick-swardson
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(http://patriotpost.us/images/editions/08-51d.jpg)
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The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof
NR=1
The Joker: Practicing the Scar Story
Never open a bag of potato chips with a chainsaw
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Iron Man DUI!
feature=channel
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WTF?
http://kotaku.com/5100537/gun-enthusiast-makes-real-gears-lancer-that-can-really-kill-you
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(http://geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/steven_segal_emotion_chart.jpg)
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http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/348931/e827288c/dames,_eet_je_hart_uit.html
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http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/348931/e827288c/dames,_eet_je_hart_uit.html
That is an example of the left/right brain function that makes men and women think differently.
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http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/348931/e827288c/dames,_eet_je_hart_uit.html
HAHA!!! Thats funny in any language!
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An advert for all you tea drinkers:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaG1_xXzd4
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the russians are the hardest players on earth !!!
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=64e_qK_vHTE&feature=related
greetz necro !!!
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Every coin has two sides!
Hamas uses CHILDREN as suicide bombers as shown from this photo siezed by IDF forces.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Suicide-bomber-baby01.jpg)
ISREAL uses dna manipulation on CHILDREN to turn them into bees in order to attack hammas. Picture seized by Palestinian authorities.
(http://www.cindybeads.com/images/Brandon/93_Halloween_BEE.jpg)
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heres a 2 sided coin for ya
feature=related
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And you thought that the traffic on the L.A. freeways was bad?
NR=1
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They are coming...and bringing cousins!
NR=1
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(http://www.t-chest.co.uk/2005/images/alcoholic.gif)
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And you thought that the traffic on the L.A. freeways was bad?
NR=1
and if you thought THAT was a tight fit than you should watch the video of me and doolittles mom.
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Not all that cool.
Pissing people off that fuck with TKC is cool.
Attacking their mothers is not really cool.
+1/2 point for effort,-1/2 point for style.
You stand even at this point...try to do better next time around.
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And you thought that the traffic on the L.A. freeways was bad?
NR=1
and if you thought THAT was a tight fit than you should watch the video of me and doolittles mom.
If you thought that was funny then you should definitely see the post above mine :icon_thumbsup
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And you thought that the traffic on the L.A. freeways was bad?
NR=1
and if you thought THAT was a tight fit than you should watch the video of me and doolittles mom.
Why should we be interested in seeing you stuck in head first in that woman?
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Hmmmmmm.....
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Hmmmmmm.....
Hmmmmmm.....
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ballmer_peak.png)
i find this stuff to be true all the time.
I cannot game without my chemical dependencies :D.
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hah nice story behind it :icon_laugh
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Since President Obamas inauguration is the big story today, sex-kitten reader Nadia sent in this link showing what?s inside the Secret Service Yukon XL that follows the presidential limo. Namely, the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically driven machine gun chambered in 7.62mm, capable of firing 4,000 rounds per minute. And get this, the bullets are laced with poison. And the poison is high in calories. These guys aren?t fuckin around.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=17761
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i find this stuff to be true all the time.
I cannot game without my chemical dependencies :D.
LOL_-"!"-_ btw if anyone has problems with america trying to take their oil .. just send obama a picture of a whip .. no more problem
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i find this stuff to be true all the time.
I cannot game without my chemical dependencies :D.
LOL_-"!"-_ btw if anyone has problems with america trying to take their oil .. just send obama a picture of a whip .. no more problem
Im down to send a pic of a whip regardless of the problem, nothing racial about it i just want to "whip" him into shape after fking up his inauguration speach soo badly lol. (even bush did that right)
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Obama is going to be the biggest fuckup this country or the would has seen in about the past 60 years.
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Obama is going to be the biggest fuckup this country or the would has seen in about the past 60 years.
Tuesday, my biology teacher has a really shitty TV in her room. I was half asleep anyways, but I could still hear everything. The TV buzzed super loud, sounding like a gunshot.
Almost all the white kids jumped to see if he was shot.
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A Geologist and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Geologist leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Geologist persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Geologist now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!"
This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Geologist asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"
The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Geologist.
Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Geologist, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Geologist looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.
The Geologist is more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Geologist $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
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Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, ?I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.?
?Very well,? says God, ?let us see if Jesus has fared any better.?
Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, ?B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus? program is intact! How did he do it??
God chuckles, ?Everybody knows? Jesus saves.?
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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, "Can I join you?"
?Knock, knock.?
?Who?s there??
very long pause?.
?Java.?
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/random_number.png)
I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn't the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told him not to worry about it - that as a programmer it wasn't the first time I had experienced a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error.
Q: how many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, they just make darkness a standard and tell everyone "this behavior is by design"
(http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/7439/bscap0001gc.jpg)
(http://www.vatanappally.com/images/funny_flowchart.jpg)
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(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/2154/1232863727556nd8.png) (http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1232863727556nd8.png)
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1232863727556nd8.png/1/w450.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img264/1232863727556nd8.png/1/)
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(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20090121/cp.654489c9b40ca0e856448ed7333a3532.gif)
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This is how old folks like myself fight war:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=13576376
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Roadside Ass-sistance
http://www.spike.com/video/roadside-ass/3101845
Nailing Your Wife
http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-pg-porn/3041858
Peanus
http://www.spike.com/video/peanus-pg-porn-promo/3081267
A Very Peanus Christmas
http://www.spike.com/video/very-peanus/3095938
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The Perfect Girl
feature=channel
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perfect girl,lol but not how i want it to end... :icon_o_o
LOL guy with tits
lol-that was funny how he said that.
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(http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/Funny_Pictures_Animated_Antigravity.gif)
(http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/Funny_Pictures_Animated_Ronald_McDonald_gone_mad.gif)
(http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/aCC_Garfield4.gif)
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Melbourne heatwave .....
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc155/trapper2167/melbourne.jpg)
:icon_laugh
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A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The young man answered, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home.'
The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.
His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'
The Aussie bloke said, 'One.'
The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?' ....... $124,237.00
The manager choked and exclaimed, '$124,237.00 ...
What the hell did you sell him?' '
'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, So I told him he would need a boat.
We went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car Sales and sold him the 4x4 Suzuki.'
The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me .... A guy came in here to buy A fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?'
'No, no, no ....... He came in here to buy a Box of tampons for his lady friend. And I said ............... 'Well, since your weekend's knackered, you might as well go fishing.' !
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I don't think she looks like a whore at all..
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I don't think she looks like a whore at all..
What do the whores in your town dress like?
Photo's please!
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i was walking around and posted our towns local "ho"
you might know of her...
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shes no nurse, but she'll do.
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Paris "Da Ho" Hilton.
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she is a Hilton, open 24/7- New Guest get special access,lol
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I don't think she looks like a whore at all..
What do the whores in your town dress like?
Photo's please!
I doubt the rules will allow me to post those photo's :icon_sad2
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Then just PM them to us!
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I don't think she looks like a whore at all..
What do the whores in your town dress like?
Photo's please!
I doubt the rules will allow me to post those photo's :icon_sad2
yeah i know what u mean hoax :icon_shifty
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thought it was only sharks that rolled their eyes back when they feed
guess da ho paris is looking for a good feed ..........
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Be in two places at the same time without movement..or.."How to teleport".
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=8193.0
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/89214-The-Death-Star-Costs-15-6-Septillion
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/89214-The-Death-Star-Costs-15-6-Septillion
LOL!
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You might be seeing in your news, the devasting fires that have been making there way across the southern part of Australia, the heatwave, our sharks taking a greater interest in our beaches, and ATM's being blown up, and the rain .........
So here's the latest tourism ad .....
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Pete The Meat Puppet
A music video...of sorts.
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Don't Shit Your Pants!
This is an online browser game.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants
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1000 posts!
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New Microsoft Messages ...............
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Program aborting.
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Four things are certain:
Death, taxes, Z and lost data.
Guess which has occurred
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped
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I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY.
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT
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How are video games made?
Most people think it is done by "developers" but the truth is now known...they are made by ALIENS!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/de-rez/557-Dave-Hiroshima-Investigates
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Two dogs,one fart.
http://www.hornoxe.com/hundefurz/
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
NR=1
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So...who has been F'ing the ping pong balls?
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/03/04/colbert-on-beer-pong-herpes/
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LMFAO!
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omg Z !!!! :icon_sick
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I don't get it?
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I don't get it?
It is a UK statement that some hold about the abuse of the "Big Brother" concept.
Basically they have a CCTV camera on every corner as well as,in some areas,one on every building.
Car licence plates and faces are all sent through a computer network.
They know who you are,going/coming/been,if you pick your nose or scratch your crotch,who you stop to speak to,etc etc etc.
Some people are outraged by it so much they don skimasks and use poles with spypaint cans to screw up cameras...while others have been brainwashed into thinking it is an outrage to do so "for our own safety".
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Iron Man vs Bruce Lee
feature=dir
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ice.age.3.dvdrip.xvid-MPAA
Audio = 9
Video = 9
Film = 9
Letter from ISP = 1
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Interactive Movie based on L4D game!
http://survivetheoutbreak.com/
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Interactive Movie based on L4D game!
http://survivetheoutbreak.com/
NICE :icon_thumbsup
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Interactive Movie based on L4D game!
http://survivetheoutbreak.com/
NICE :icon_thumbsup
Thank you.
As you can see this is the part of the forum that holds my interest the most.
People need to smile more often.
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classic.... :icon_biggrin2
http://www.mitadmissions.org/topics/misc/miscellaneous/everybody_loves_a_math_joke.shtml
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i use to play/watch those movies, liek the "Survicetheoutbreak.com" except, mine were the adult version.. :icon_shifty
thats a funny pic of Mil-House
..ive downloaded a ton of movies,since b4 i joined tkc, my isp didnt care.
when i did move, the other ISP i was with at the time, did email me about the movie was illegally downloaded, they told me to delete it....blah blah, i replied back saying i downloaded a interactive wallpaper/screensaver, not a movie, never heard from them again.
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yAy, i survived.
theres 2 ways to survive.
one was my way choose to run to the woods - you meet a woman, driving, before it ends the camera man zooms in on her bitten neck..live to fight another day.
mine was choose to run to the streets, you meet the same woman, with couple more ppl this time, she doesnt look to be bitten then time..
oh yea, 1 more thing, i left that B*Tc*, she tripped? on what? oh i pushed her..mayb to have her force out any more zombies in there...she served her purpose, before the intro, you didnt get to the see the adult scene of us..oh well, thats that...
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Page 69, thats my favorite number.
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Electricity Grid in U.S. Penetrated By Spies
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123914805204099085.html
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Paleontologists Discover Skeleton Of Nature?s First Sexual Predator
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/paleontologists_discover_skeleton
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Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games
Congressman gives preemptive apology
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/congressman_offers_preemptive
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Electricity Grid in U.S. Penetrated By Spies
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123914805204099085.html
i know about that, guess my proggyz and the proxie i used helped out
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Perhaps the greatest beer add ever? %100 Never ever going to be aired in the U.S.
http://nextround.net/2008/08/04/greatest-beer-commercial-ever/ (http://nextround.net/2008/08/04/greatest-beer-commercial-ever/)
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"Good people need guns."
http://www.thehopeforamerica.com/play.php?id=834
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mmmm
tasty
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Why everyone shold be able to own a gun....damn pirates!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Somalia
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Computer trouble!
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Richard grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''
No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like the little sh*t........
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MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.....
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Pebcak, or Hacked by 127.0.0.1, Problem Ticket 7353 (SELF on a phone), and so on. We had a saying - machines don?t break, users do.
tech 1 guy : user had a problem
tech 2 guy : did you resolve it?
tech 1 guy : yep was PEBKAC
tech 2 guy : typical .. end of call
* PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."
About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.
they are stupid...still charge them for being stupid, but say its fee for a diag. and that the power cord is working...after theyve paid...
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..Slimer has needs too...
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Medic....I got a pic,you must just ask far to often. :icon_laugh
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RICK ROLL
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Medic....I got a pic,you must just ask far to often. :icon_laugh
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lol nutter
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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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the superman one is better
btw
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ? Now read without the word dog.
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' And she processed my Social Security
application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office!
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now
with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And that's how the fight started ...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get sooooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....
He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And then the fight started.....
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near
perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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Pot copter...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26852192/vp/30477632#30477632
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Leave it to Beaver
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Youtube spoof:
Banned Mastercard Priceless Commercial: The Milkman
feature
15 minute short film...The Milkman.
http://milkmanthefilm.com/
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Biden warns Swine Flu not over yet
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Will EA be taken over by Apple?
http://www.gamebizblog.com/gamebizblog/2009/05/opinion-why-apples-ea-buy-makes-sense.html
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The truth about Swin Flu!
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Barack Obama's CHILL Pills!!! (First 100 Days)
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Update With Joe The Plumber...
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Happy Mother's Day MILFs
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33827305 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33827305)
This, coming from the guy that asked what a MILF was a couple years ago :icon_rolleyes2
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http://christarp.aljaud.com/demo_reel_web.mov (http://christarp.aljaud.com/demo_reel_web.mov) :icon_cool2
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Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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UNCLASSIFIED
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.
And at a local level...
New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shut, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". There has not been a situation yet that has warranted the used of the final escalation level.
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Hey Z, just wondering about the Santa Barbara fires, they under control
here in Oz, we been seeing news footage about it ........... looks pretty nasty
hope its not distracting from the mountain life and fishing .....................
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Hey Z, just wondering about the Santa Barbara fires, they under control
here in Oz, we been seeing news footage about it ........... looks pretty nasty
hope its not distracting from the mountain life and fishing .....................
Those fires are down towards L.A. and really not all that bad of a thing.
The WILDFIRES that we had in northern California last summer (our summer) were the bad ones...burned for months,half wiped out a few small towns and resulted in the Forest Service and DEA finding and pulling up almost 10% of the areas Pot farms.
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http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/cowboy_modine/
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I'm a Pervert!
With it's Commy Door 64 music Mr Medic will want a copy of this one.
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SPARRRRTAAAAA!
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IZE UNDERCOVER !!!! :icon_laugh
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Unfortunately-Named Websites
1. A site called 'Who Represents ' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name? wait for it? is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company?
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
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thats sick m8.
though i did hear he was a jack full of aces and twos, that still aint right rofl.
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Billy Mays was easily the only guy I liked to watch try and sell me crap for my kitchen I don't want.
Anybody hear about the Sham-wow guy? He beat up a hooker or something.
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The King of
Pop Pup!
http://www.break.com/index/dog-learns-to-moonwalk.html
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well ive had way way too much to drink again , got invited to a cristening , and my misses got offerd to be a god parent tonight , and now im sat here wondering where the fuck ive been and who asked me and her lol ... beer is good stuff :)
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Pedobear...the movie!
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1912846
ShamWOW guy goes to jail.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910326
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Living with First-Person Shooter Disease
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Mohammed Brand Condoms
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It's Been Declined: The Card
NR
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Silvio Berlusconi
The leader of Italy is a real man...he makes jokes about sex and even said Obama "has a nice tan".
Here is one short video that you don't need to speak Italian to understand:
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Job Interview
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Jesus Appears on Las Vegas Toilet
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Wolverine meets Dr. Manhattan
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Wolverine and Rorschach
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A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on 2 million pounds, but in reality, we're just living with two sluts.
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That just made my day! Thanks Z!
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rofl nice joke.
and...
post 1200
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and water skied everyday and went fishing and hunting
and played golf a lot and drank beer and Jack
Daniels and had tons of money in the bank and left
the toilet seat up and farted whenever he
wanted.
The End
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How to pick up any girl you want:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/40972/saturday-night-live-don-drapers-guide?GT1=42006
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Chinese Guy HATES YouTube Haters
Really funny!
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Chinese Guy Searches for a Girlfriend!
"No girls with penis!"
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Happy Birthday forrest747 :icon_biggrin2
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Peter Chao <3
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Jesus was resurrected in 3 days; the Pirate Bay in 3 hours.
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Just a random IRC convo.
sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I?m sorry. I?m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I?m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don?t fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I?m serious.
sweet17: I don?t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I?m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It?s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren?t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I?m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren?t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don?t want to send you the picture cause I?m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren?t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What?s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I?m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I?ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I?m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn?t you.
bloodninja: I?ll be damned if it ain?t!
sweet17: You don?t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy?.
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won?t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn?t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You?ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn?t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can?t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can?t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You?d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You?re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I?ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don?t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I?m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren?t
bloodninja: You?re right. I?m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I?m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I?m sorry.
sweet17: I?m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I?ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You?ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I?d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn?t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I?d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I?m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don?t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I?m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn?t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won?t do it if you don?t want me to
sweet17: I didn?t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp? you say ?HARRRR!!!?
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can?t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It?s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you?ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ?going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ?still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple?
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin?
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ?going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Oh yes, and another one:
<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
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Ted Kennedy & The Health Care Town Halls
I like the old guy. :wink2
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Hahaha, it fits everyones thoughts.
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sold to the circus lol .. made me laugh this one.
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Koopa Troopa, Goomba, Shy Guy and Bob-omb sit in a pub.
Troopa: How much longer they got you walking between those two pipes?
Goomba: Two more weeks on the job, then I'm retired. I can't wait to see my kids again.
King Koopa enters.
King Koopa: Hey guys!
Everyone: Hey, King Koopa!
King Koopa: Ha, yeah, about that actually. You guys can just call me Bowser now.
Everyone looks confused.
Goomba: Bowser? What's Bowser?
King Koopa: It's my new nickname. You know, I'm a big turtle dinosaur, and everyone bows before me. I am the Bow-saur! Or Bowser, cause that's easier to say.
Goomba: That's retarded.
King Koopa crushes Goomba.
Troopa: Oh my god! Well, I definitely think it's cool!
King Koopa: Thanks! I knew I could count on you guys. So it's settled, I'm Bowser from now on.
Shy Guy: I don't know. What was wrong with just being King Koopa?
King Koopa: Uh, well... it's just that "King Koopa" was my father's name. And his father's, and his father's before that. That's kind of how monarchy works, you know? I figured it was time for a change.
Bob-omb: So this has nothing to do with the fact that someone spray-painted "King Poopa" all over your castle last week?
King Koopa: Nope. Definitely not.
Shy Guy: Look--I'm sorry, but you can't just give yourself a new nickname. Especially if it's something stupid like Bows-
King Koopa breathes fire on Shy Guy.
Shy Guy: My flesh!
Shy Guy collapses into a burning heap.
Troopa: Oh shit! Oh no!
King Koopa: Ha! Did you guys see that? Classic Bowser move.
Troopa: That's totally, uh... wow! In conclusion, great name, boss!
Bob-omb: Look, I feel like I have to step in here. You are the boss. No one here's arguing that. I just don't think it's appropriate for us to be displaying that level of familiarity with one another in the workplace. I mean, everyone called me "Boomer" my senior year of college, but I left all that behind me when I started here.
Troopa: Really? "Boomer" is a pretty sweet name, dude.
Bob-omb: Thanks.
Troopa: It really suits you, too.
King Koopa: Hey guys, I changed my mind. Everyone call me "Boomer" from now on.
Bob-omb: Jesus. Why can't you just go by your first name?
King Koopa: Gaylord Koopa?
Bob-omb: Point taken.
Mario: What's up, dick-holders?
Mario stands at the door to the pub. A hush falls over the patrons.
Mario: Hold your applause. Some nutmunch just delivered a box of business cards to my condo by mistake. Which one of you short-bus jockeys is named "Bowser"?
King Koopa: Um... uh, actually, those belong to-
Mario: Oh, hey, it's King Poopa. How's that IBS treating you, fagasaurus?
King Koopa: (muttering) ...that's actually, not my name... my name is Bowser, now...
Mario: These cards are yours? Nice lavender cardstock. Your name sounds like John Goodman trying to order dessert but all his chins keep getting in the way. Catch you later, koopa queers. Mario out!
Mario flicks the cards in King Koopa's face and exits. Long silence. King Koopa sniffles.
Troopa: You okay, boss?
Bob-omb: Hey, don't listen to that guy, he's just jealous.
King Koopa: (sniff) You think so?
Bob-omb: I know it. Hey, you know what would be classic? Let's go kidnap his girlfriend and put her at the end of a series of progressively more difficult castles.
King Koopa: (sniff) Can we... can we fill the castles with lava?
Bob-omb: I don't know. What would Bowser do?
King Koopa: You guys are the best.
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TKC used to be based in a meadow with deer, until Z registered on the forums....
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Shut up woman...and get on my horse!
(video) http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com
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i-Gun Traffic Rampage:
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i-Gun Traffic Rampage:
feature=related
this one is better, watch till the end.
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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was think
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables? Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach? Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn?t really turn me on? I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchini
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ?
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
blo
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 "Mr. Happy" of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber par
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't **** with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brai
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard no
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ******* charge your ***.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be ser
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: **** am I hard now.
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Wh
BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.
eminemBNJA: OheminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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thats scary as fuck.
we have the technology, but those fuckers can jump our rockets and jump and take down a helicopter.
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thats scary as fuck.
Only if you piss them off really bad.
When you have billions of people as fit as that you don't need much technology.
Give them all pointed sticks and send them out to defeat anyone who attacks the country.
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L4D2 OUTBREAK PART ONE
Left 4 Dead 2 ? Trailer #2
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Nahtzee on the subject of- The n00b effect
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Nahtzee on the subject of- The n00b effect
There is something called TALENT
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LOL
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non colour blind lol if id have seen that at school when we got tested id have pissed myself laughing lol btw our school nurse was fit !
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i used to fake haveing growing pains so i could go see her , the only real growing pains i had was in my dick everytime i seen her lol.
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I can't belive this.
Check out the video.
http://www.freshballs.com/
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http://www.ballapowder.com
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I had to quote the whole thing.
loved!
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Z, I gotta say, if that ain't the damned truth, I don't know what is! :icon_laugh
It's about time this was made sticky after +1000 posts..
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One of the section Mods (hoax-ravenheckler) made the thread a sticky.
This is the 2nd thread with the same title...the first one got deleated by mistake a few years ago...it had over 4K posts at the time.
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impossible dice ?
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:icon_biggrin2
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Frustration FIXED!
Note:NSFW
http://gallery.wayofthegun.net/d/1523-1/Valery_frustration_fixed.gif
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Interactive FRUSTRATION video!
http://cs85.clearspring.com/o/4b0aae5a10c04745/4b0cb6b2b4ea9cb1/4b0ab00fa5f2f672/28af69ca
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lol...
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lol
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SJP3Lr5NHA4/SU60yZU_UGI/AAAAAAAAGW0/P95TYi6KRho/s400/funny_signs_8.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SJP3Lr5NHA4/SU60yQ-4urI/AAAAAAAAGWs/44iOPAKGdsM/s400/funny_sign_16.jpg)
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http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/robot-chicken-star-wars-25.html
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Banned XFX advert
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922186
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Fuck Planet Earth
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799271
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Free LCD TV
Click here to claim it. (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html)
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Free LCD TV
Click here to claim it. (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html)
already removed.
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Free LCD TV
Click here to claim it. (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html)
already removed.
The ad was really funny.
The person claimed to be away with his GF on vacation for two weeks and the room mate had paused a gay porno on a money shot in the face and it had burned the image onto the screen. :icon_laugh
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Here is a SS about the free TV some person on one of my torrent sites saved:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2gx1w15.png
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more mince pies lol
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I never did like mince.
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Give me back my stapler!
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alt+255
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HP computers are racist
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Are Women As Horny As Men?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=826_1260789445
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blocked/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs001.snc3/10855_1324366308578_1213475972_971633_2795566_n.jpg[/img]
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(http://www.narf.at/pix/3dc6a7a2b958512830d0bec6207d0bf58b54a9a8.jpeg)
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(http://tby.dj-joyo.com/images/647_war18.jpg)
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Some of the photo's in the two links above are on a crappy host....you can see the missing ones the next day (host only allows so much bandwith per day).
Anyhow moving along....
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http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh281/sakutheotaku/BlackLagoon04.jpg
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Google Toilet
http://current.com/items/91659341_the-google-toilet.htm
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(http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/201001/errord/cybersafety.png)
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Good question!
http://www.baconorbeercan.com/index.html
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4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW
Only used 7 months...
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html
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(http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/gaytest-7c2.jpg)
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Bitch!
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http://therealrevo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/miss-me-yet.jpg
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/vi16jq.jpg)
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(http://i46.tinypic.com/dzuplf.jpg)
or larger:
http://i46.tinypic.com/dzuplf.jpg
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(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/2/12/67%20Perfect%20Striking%20Spot.jpg)
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My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
"The guard asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big tits.?
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What started it all (see the gangster get his ass beat by Old Man)!
(http://memegenerator.net/Instances/746/HA-HA-Guy--OLD-MAN-KICKED-YOUR-ASS.jpg)
(http://s001.radikal.ru/i195/1002/0c/6d1ec6eb5aa6.jpg)
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(http://memegenerator.net/Thumbnails/735/208x228_Advice-Hitler-IF-I-HAD-EPIC-BEARD-MAN-YOU-WOULD-BE-SPEAKING-GERMAN.jpg)
(http://memegenerator.net/Instances/828/The-Great-Communicator-WELL-THERE-YOU-HAVE-IT-DONT-MESS-WITH-OLD-VETS.jpg)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2vs41oi.jpg)
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What started it all (see the gangster get his ass beat by Old Man)!
:icon_laugh n1
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Yeah...thats how us Old Folks rock n' roll!
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EBM Sparta version:
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What started it all (see the gangster get his ass beat by Old Man)!
:icon_laugh n1
See all the videos and the compleat thread http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=8807.0 and feel free to add comments.
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Alien vs Predator...room mates
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http://skoften.net/index/video/het_dak_sneeuwvrij_maken (http://skoften.net/index/video/het_dak_sneeuwvrij_maken)
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/837921/ac4d926f/even_je_baas_pranken.html (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/837921/ac4d926f/even_je_baas_pranken.html) :D
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/840771/86914564/mijn_huis_inpikken_over_m_n_lijk.html (http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/840771/86914564/mijn_huis_inpikken_over_m_n_lijk.html)
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The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces the 2010 Obama.
(http://ohmygov.com/blogs/general_news/2010%20Obama.jpg)
This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!
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What If Womens Magazines Were Written By Men..
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(http://lookpic.com/i/205/fOiXFGMA.jpeg)
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(http://lookpic.com/i/556/1Umd00mM.jpeg)
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Good advert with fantastic camera/stage work:
How it was filemed (all in one shot,no editing):
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Britain's rudest place names
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7263112/Britains-rudest-place-names.html
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(http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/pe23.jpg)
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z m8 wtf you doing in atlantic city beating the crap out of bus goers?
no seriously, this 67 year old man destroyed this ghetto punk.
here is the interview after
NR=1
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I was checking out the leaked CoD6...
(http://lookpic.com/i/397/DB5Zqvtg.jpeg)
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(http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee333/ewolden/Random/Grammar_Nazi.jpg)
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Screw Arnold "the terminator"...Popeye was a bad-ass!
(http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee333/ewolden/Random/1267968280182.jpg)
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The real Godfather...
(http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/51941/godfather-bugs-bunny-image.jpg)
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z m8 wtf you doing in atlantic city beating the crap out of bus goers?
no seriously, this 67 year old man destroyed this ghetto punk.
here is the interview after
NR=1
There is a whole thread about it here:
http://tkc-community.net/forum/index.php?topic=8807.0
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Pap? Wrestling
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Felling down? This will cheer you up!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/871461/80290270/titties_kitties.html
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LOL
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Nice 3d pic:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/a6aaa51b_1268648975293.gif
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"If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
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Breaking News!
http://www.snotr.com/video/4136
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Movies are made to be seen:
http://www.snotr.com/video/4123
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What's in the package?
http://www.snotr.com/video/4117
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(http://davidicke.com/images/stories/March_2010/dec005.jpg)
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This one takes awhile to load...guy says "show boobs or the bird gets it!"
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http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/images/swineflu.gif
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One Ball: Dog vs. Deer.
http://www.wimp.com/oneball/
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(http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/vowe/EmLEuHIk2cqJUybtzLZry4rjX6eos5zB4UVV5eurqFdrWycavzwUa977DHsw/drmatwork.gif)
damn :D, Sylvester Stallone style :icon_laugh
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Nice song...
http://www.pown.it/2417
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Banned Easter candy advert.
http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw256.htm
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I'm not going to say what this one is about...other then it involves BEER.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/253287
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Interactive Little Red Ride'n
Hood Ho.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/256055
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"The Miracle"
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323222
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Beer Run!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524485
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Sometimes language leads to misunderstandings...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/281621
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Sometimes language leads to misunderstandings...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/281621
Cop: What, dont you understand me?
Rofl foreigner : "Uhh i only been in america for 23 year"
Funny.
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Don't just push F11...hold it down!
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A day in the life of a TKC Staff member and/or cheat programmer:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8627335.stm
An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cook-book after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.
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Old folks pulling pranks for hidden camera.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cb3_1271705009
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LOOKS LIKE THEY DO KNOW MEDIC :P
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reason 1 to 20 million ....... why jews and germans do not go well together :icon_thumbsup
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flawlless victory ....
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yes I always find it demoralizing how people do riots and then there ends up being more reporters blinding them with camera flashes. it would annoy me too but it's more like saying they don't have enough people and they're just putting on a show lol
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reason 1 to 20 million ....... why jews and germans do not go well together :icon_thumbsup
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flawlless victory ....
M8, they are actually thinking about getting rid of the "hollywood" sign here.
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Really?
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read about that as well but if im right prob is solved. arnie and other celebritys had collect money (12 000 000 $) to buy that area. no luxusarpartments are coming like they had planed.
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Apartment on that hillside?
Bullshit...I know that hill and nobody could ever bulid a home on it that would ever be safe.
Far too steep a slope.
On another note AMD has set another world record.
6 core CPU running @ 6.8Ghz stable so far and more to come Saterday as all the world teams try to go even further with the 6 core Phenom II that retails for under $290 USD's.
My AMD stocks are up 5x's over 18 months ago and climbing!
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LOOKS LIKE THEY DO KNOW MEDIC :P
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*Poof*
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You two guys...
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Z back in the hippie movement of 1501.
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lol and the result was
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Muhammad on a swing on a sunny summer afternoon :
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The sun was being eaten by the earth setting, so Mohammed decided to head home.
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thats cool how it just keeps looping like that, was hard to see where it did it.
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The GF just loves that one.
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Yeah...small print is hard to read.
To enlarge go to http://i.imgur.com/VGWh3.jpg
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Q:what did one necrophiliac say to the other as they walked past the morgue?
A: Wanna go in for a cold one?
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Show this to the Israelis, they need it.
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Flotilla Choir presents: We Con the World
There comes a time
When we need to make a show
For the world, the Web and CNN
There's no people dying,
so the best that we can do
Is create the greatest bluff of all
We must go on pretending day by day
That in Gaza, there's crisis, hunger and plague
Coz the billion bucks in aid won't buy their basic needs
Like some cheese and missiles for the kids
We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
With guns and our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
Ooooh, we'll stab them at heart
They are soldiers, no one cares
We are small, and we took some pictures with doves
As Allah showed us, for facts there's no demand
So we will always gain the upper hand
We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
we're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
If Islam and terror brighten up your mood
But you worry that it may not look so good
Well well well well don't you realize
You just gotta call yourself
An activist for peace and human aid
We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
We con the world
We con the people
We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
We con the world (Bruce: we con the world...)
We con the people (Bruce: we con the people...)
We'll make them all believe the IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way to your TV
The truth will never find its way to your TV
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Show this to the Israelis, they need it.
helicopter has the capability to throw flash bangs too?
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No.
The people onboard might.
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I like how he signs "Mike" :icon_razz2
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http://tinyurl.com/2ceoaw6
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A message to people who should be listening:
5075626c6973686572732c636f6d70616e792070
726f6772616d6572732c616e74692d6368656174
20636f6465727320616e64206861746572732e2e
2e544b432077696c6c20616c6c77617973207077
6e206a6f6f20666f6f21
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A message to people who should be listening:
5075626c6973686572732c636f6d70616e792070
726f6772616d6572732c616e74692d6368656174
20636f6465727320616e64206861746572732e2e
2e544b432077696c6c20616c6c77617973207077
6e206a6f6f20666f6f21
true dat... true dat.
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A message to people who should be listening:
5075626c6973686572732c636f6d70616e792070
726f6772616d6572732c616e74692d6368656174
20636f6465727320616e64206861746572732e2e
2e544b432077696c6c20616c6c77617973207077
6e206a6f6f20666f6f21
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wtf is that?
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http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/tkc-community.net (http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/tkc-community.net)
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Bel...good one!
Sym...It's those lame plastic horns on TV durring soccer.
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Full size here: http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/macpczombie.jpg
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Bel...good one!
Sym...It's those lame plastic horns on TV durring soccer.
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Full size here: http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/macpczombie.jpg
lol,
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Mac-"im a mac"
Everybody-"we dun care m8, we like software"
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or my favorite as of recently.
"im linux and no pc was my idea"
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IRON
MAN BABY
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Radio
This film takes a critical look at how fear is transmitted by some news media, which intentionally amplify the most potentially alarming events, feeding anxiety within their audiences.
Running time 20:35.
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Microsoft .NET vs Java - trailer [HD]
The Microsoft DOS 5 Upgrade Commercial Rap
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The future of air travel
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Toot Tone
playnext_from=TL&videos=67Vf-1JJ_FU&feature=grec_index
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Good find Showy! :icon_thumbsup
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[full size http://thenoobcomic.com/headquarters/comics/00382.jpg )
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Osama plans attact :icon_laugh
Monopoly Man Goes Bankrupt
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I dunno, Im personally tired of pot so i don't care either way if its legal or not. I believe that the government shouldn't stand in-front of personal responsibility as much as they do though.
P.S. How can we trust people to interpret the bible after 2000 years when we cannot even interpret the constitution and that was written 200 years ago?
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Tard!
Extreme Anti-Smoking Ad
ShamWow Guy in Jail
Relaxation CD
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P.S. How can we trust people to interpret the bible after 2000 years when we cannot even interpret the constitution and that was written 200 years ago?
All religion is ...voodoo.
As the average school kid can read the whole thing in an hour or less,there is nothing in the US Constitution to "interpret" unless your a leader in the DNC.
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As the average school kid can read the whole thing in an hour or less,there is nothing in the US Constitution to "interpret" unless your a leader in the DNC.
people argue about a comma in the second amendment. as well as many other things. the supreme court interprets it everyday to figure out if things are constitutional or not.
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The USSC interperts laws to see if they are constitutional or not...it does not interpert the Constitution to see if it is lawfull.
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It's almost time for the World TK contest kids! :icon_laugh
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This reminds me of when I used to put BONELESS stickers on the condoms. :icon_razz2
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This reminds me of when I used to put BONELESS stickers on the condoms. :icon_razz2
Good find Showy.
Here is one for you...
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You have to read this one! :icon_laugh :icon_devil
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When I was a schoolboy, every month the school nurse would have the children line up for a hair check. Many of my classmates were apprehensive of being found to have headlice but the day the nurse declared "Mark, you have headlice" I felt elated and excited by the idea of living beings choosing me as their provider and calling my hair home. I felt as if I had won a prize.
I had never been allowed to have pets at home, my mother, who suffered from a compulsive disorder forcing her to clean, forbade any animals in the house. Unbeknownst to my mother, every night I would water the soil outside my bedroom window and play with the worms that would emerge.
That afternoon when I rushed home and told my mother that I had been chosen, her reaction was not that which I had expected and I was forced to wash my hair with KP24, a product designed to kill those that had chosen me. I learned to hate my mother that day and never forgave her. Fifteen years later, on the night she died, I lent over and whispered into her ear that the same product she had used to perform genocide on my headlice was what was in her cup of tea.
Many people feel that headlice are of a sign of dirty or unhealthy hair but this is simply not the case. Like those little fish that live under sharks or those tiny birds that clean alligator teeth, my headlice serve a double role of not only cleaning my scalp but keeping me company. Often, I talk to my headlice or play them tunes on my acoustic guitar. Sometimes when it is very quiet and I concentrate very hard, I think that I can hear them talking to eachother and once I am pretty sure I heard my name mentioned.
Some people feel that headlice are an ailment and should be removed but I enjoy the company.
Headlice Facts:
Headlice can jump amazing distances. If a louse was the size of a family car it would be able to leap to the sun.
Headlice communicate with each other through telepathy. A fully grown louse is capable of moving small objects such as cups and pencils with its mind.
Fully grown headlice are an excellent source of calcium and can be used as a tasty alternative to rice in many dishes.
A few months ago, I was at the hardware store buying a grass trimmer and stopped at the sausage sizzle to purchase a snack. While I was waiting, I bought a raffle ticket that boasted three nights in Bali as first prize. I forgot about the ticket until ast week when I found it in one of my old copies of Nit Weekly while looking for an article I had seen on headlice as an alternative fuel source. I called the number on the ticket and I had won. While I was in Bali, I met a dark skinned native girl and we fell in love. Returning home two nights later, I found that I now had pubic lice. I was in the middle of feeding my new friends when my headlice formed a concentrated group and attacked the newcomers, leaving every one dead. I believe in protecting me from what they perceived as a threat, they displayed an obvious sign of love.
Another time, when I was canoeing on the river and had to jump out due to seeing a spider in the canoe with me, I forgot I could not swim and was going under when each head lice held onto an individual hair and swam for the surface.
Raising headlice as pets can be a very rewarding experience. Your headlice will provide you with many years of having something to do with your hands and a great deal of satisfaction knowing you helped to establish and build a community. As their host, it is important to provide them with the neccessities of life. Once a week I give my hair a light spray with chicken stock. In summer I do this daily. On easter weekend I add a small of amount of chocolate to the mixture and at christmas time I make them small presents using tweezers and a magnifying glass.
I have found with great care, your headlice community will thrive and are even tranferable to other parts of your body. I currently have my hair buddies, as I like to call them, living not only on my head but in my eybrows, eylashes and armpits. When I am at the movie theatre, I like to pick headlice out of my hair and place them onto the heads of people in front of me, thus helping my headlice colonise new territories.
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My first...
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My first (except I only paid $69 USD new)...
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Hey mReURO you think this .gif is anti TKC people happy to have a "small" break ?
Pfffffft....I do.
Clueless dweebs.
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Shitty server...dirrect link:
http://www.xrel.to/uploaded_images/attachments/62796872-ubil.jpg
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Full size:
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lol you gotta love morgan freeman :P
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Yeah...he has never been in a bad movie.
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4th .,.. lol
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hahahahahahah that made me laugh medic
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medic u r a racist :icon_o_o
bet u like him as well :P
(http://pubphilosopher.blogs.com/pub_philosopher/images/2007/09/11/blacknazi_2.jpg)
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no one likes black... sheep.
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http://tinyurl.com/3yqtuju :icon_o_o
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lol ownedddd :):)
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fkn americans lol gun crazy
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fkn americans lol gun crazy
Invade us a 3'rd time...then call us crazy! :icon_laugh
Really it's more about the general population being able to tell our federal government to go fuck off not just in the election polls but right in the face with their Army if we ever need to.
As there is over 300,000,000 of us as of the last Census 10 years ago...they had best keep their ass in line!
We have both talked on TS for many years.
You and I are both not the type to stand down and take it up the ass.
An ocean between us...but if you fuck with one you fuck with both,and all our family and those we call friend as well.
You and I stand along side those we call family and friends and God have his mercy on those who invoke our honour and wrath for we will not.
Z
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lol...
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NSFW...or maybe it is:
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lol
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Pwnt
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and while your at it make me a fkn cup of coffee as well lol
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The 1st move here:
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:icon_mad2 + www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/bubble-wrap.swf (http://anonym.to/?http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/bubble-wrap.swf) = :smile
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Monkey riding a goat...
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http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/905311/6c314cc4/caravan_zit_vast_in_garage.html
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1090241/af0bbc67/man_kan_vliegen_dankzij_airbag.html
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http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/905311/6c314cc4/caravan_zit_vast_in_garage.html
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1090241/af0bbc67/man_kan_vliegen_dankzij_airbag.html
:icon_o_o :icon_laugh :icon_thumbsup
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Zombies!
NR
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I...I...I just don't know what to say about this one:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1105701/1b54fc45/ondertussen_in_amerika.html
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Racism...
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American Tea Party movement vs how those in power think...
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We all love watermelonss !!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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I got a vasectomy.
http://blolpics.com/6510
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Click for full size:
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How we make a BLT in California...
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is he running again?
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is he running again?
I don't know at this point as that election is 2 years from now however here are the the polls so far this year:
in the 2010 CPAC straw poll, he came out on top, decisively winning with 31%, followed distantly by Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, and Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota, among others. In the 2010 Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, Paul finished second place with 24% of the vote (438 votes), behind only Mitt Romney (with 439 votes). An April 2010 Rasmussen poll found that Ron Paul and President Obama were nearly tied for the 2012 presidential election among likely voters.
It looks like if the election was RIGHT NOW that he would be the man in the White House.
The Rasmussen poll includes ALL voters so even most of the Dem's would vote for him.
Oh...the T.E.A. party people are out to beat the world record they set when they raised $6M for him in a DAY in 2008.
1,000,000 people are pleadged to donate $100 all on the same day if he runs!
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I haven't kept up with the politics since i got up here. shit m8, cant even tell you what Obama is up to. Im waiting to see to what effect this osama care is going to do to me and my current health insurance. I need to get my check-ups and dental work done before it takes effect because something tells me that im going to get screwed over if i dont. All the illegals are just waiting for it to take place so they can rush into the hospitals so they don't have to pay for any of the work done, im sure the borders are going to be over-run because they refused to take care of illegal immigration and securing the borders before they said that they pledged to take care of everyone whether or not they have residency or insurance. doctors are going to be more tired and whatnot im assuming they are going to take care of health problems like a crooked car shop in the 70's, just get the fucker running for another couple miles and out of the shop. I dunno m8, country is going for a nose-dive down the shitter and its going to hit hardest in California. I doubt the shitty conditions in California have anything to do with the fact there is a high concentration of rich people and a significantly large lower class. I think we the people need to start understanding that there is a peaceful revolution in this country every election and we need to start telling everyone that were not going to take anymore shit. I personally represent a dangerous demographic to the "leadership" of not only our nations government, but local governments as well. I just don't understand why people aren't upset, is it because they just don't know? or just don't care? both of those scenarios means a great deal of power for the "government".
I'm a pissed off young christian voter, I'm going to get heard.
just needed a good rant, now time to get a 35 minute nap.
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That's why I give 1-3 days a week to help feed the shut-ins who can't get out to shop or cook (we feed about 30 a day at home and 10-50 at the centers dinning area)...and work with the local T.E.A. party to get the bums out of office and replace them with those who will follow the US Constitution.
People like you and I are feared by people like those in office.
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:icon_razz2
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/albums/eykiw1.mp3
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hahahaaaaaaaa thats a good one m8
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another one that thinks the sun shines out of their arse ...
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We are Legion...fear us.
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lol Z you always post the most random thinks ever and always make me laugh
thats a +1 :)
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Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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Medic and Sym IM:
Henry *red+u said (12:13):
I don't care who the hell you are, no matter how politically correct you are. If you live here you will become rascist against eskimos...
:icon_laugh
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Leaked preveiw:
Toy Story 4...rated A for adults
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Life,Uni,marriage,business,Dev sections,everything....how life in general works:
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Cingino Dam in Italy
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But....look closer...
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It's the European Ibex. It eats flowers and moss that grow on the wall of the dam.
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Welsh? :icon_o_o
I thought the farmers only went after the sheep. :icon_cool2
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Lol!
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Clean your balls...
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:D
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cant beleive i laughed at this :icon_rolleyes2
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Pure Pwnage....u r a fag
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lol
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more like
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Why is it the "leader of the free world" looks like a chimp?
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What do I want for Xmas?
A life time supply of these!
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lol for fuck sake
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lol for fuck sake
Thats the TKC pup vs the BE chicken...but you knew that! :icon_cool2
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absolutely...
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snowed in m8? :icon_laugh
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never thought mickey was a pedo...
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never thought mickey was a pedo...
everyone else did
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well, i didnt think he was a pedo, i thought he was a paedo
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snowed in m8? :icon_laugh
For a week or bit longer.
Got down to -19 for a bit.
Then it warmed up and started to RAIN and melted the 20" of snow.
Got up to 55 today and the MUD is starting to dry out.
New storm expected Tue or Wed.
Going to Reno,Nevada Wed (4 hour drive south and east) to play CRAPS and get buzzed on free drinks....they are give'n us the hotel room for only $4 USD!
Yeah I play alot there so they give me "perks".
Always follow my #1 rule however....play with match play money they give me and leave with even more.
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good luck m8, btw it got down to -21 in scotland , im at the other end of the country no not wales :smile
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This is a real story!
So this guy wanted his own name after having his fathers name with a Jr. after it so he decided to become Captain Awesome.
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Awesome. Captain Awesome"
http://abcnews.go.com/US/captain-awesome-douglas-smith-jr-cut/story?id=12353814&tqkw&tqshow=WN
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must be cold outside m8 lol
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z how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
i'l tell you later
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z how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
i'l tell you later
Medic have you ever seen a Polish magnet?
Follow me and I show you one.
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z how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
i'l tell you later
Medic have you ever seen a Polish magnet?
Follow me and I show you one.
Aww, man....
I don't get it..
:-(
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z how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
i'l tell you later
Medic have you ever seen a Polish magnet?
Follow me and I show you one.
Aww, man....
I don't get it..
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man says to an eskimo .. have you ever seen an eskimo magnet ?
follow me and i'l show you 1 ... get it now?
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tomatoe king ts 3 .. tkc teamspeak server ..
make it das stickky yah? yeah euro i know its jah .. m8 ( im new here )
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I Just Had Sex!
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Open this img with different browsers! :icon_o_o
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Built a Snowman, was 5 ft tall... and now he's gone :icon_sad2
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ive just forced through the internet a whole clan to buy a hack through the power of fuck about with me and you die lol , thats what i call sales tactics
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Spoof Clown had a new haircut today. Hope everyone likes it...
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shut up you pedo :icon_laugh
euro ts m8 tomorow ?
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shut up you pedo :icon_laugh
euro ts m8 tomorow ?
eyy spoof clown isnt happy now
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hes gonna fuk up a server with 30 people in it
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dramatic music ... whatever you do keep going.. we dont want to lose you ...shroomie
TEEEEEEEEM speak brb eating cheese lol
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TEEEEEEEEM speak brb eating cheese lol
rat
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Anywaaay where was i
oh yes, here is a spoof pic
(http://www.castlepartyrental.com/images/clown.jpg)
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Male/female and Female/male translator:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61b_1292395366
(You know it is so true.)
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Male/female and Female/male translator:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61b_1292395366
(You know it is so true.)
LMAO at that vid lol :icon_laugh :icon_laugh :icon_laugh
I think if everyone used these, we would all get along fine
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[22:36] =HOHOHA =: [author=Double Hack]
Is there anyway of "spoofing" IP's in the manner of packet editing?
[22:36] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:36] =HOHOHA =: think you should have that as a sig m8 lol
[22:36] HEhaHAha: is there a way to sppof my name in pasport via wpe?
[22:36] HEhaHAha: hahah
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: is there a way to spoof my girlfriend into a blonde playboy bunny type ?
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: * using wpe lol
[22:37] HEhaHAha: hahah was going to say that lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: fucking dummies man , absolutle dummies
[22:38] =HOHOHA =: just wish one of them would admit it lol
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol thread: player id
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:38] =HOHOHA =: should have an iq test to join any forums , the internet would be dead lol
[22:38] HEhaHAha: there are like 5 such threads
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol and admins dont ban id
[22:39] HEhaHAha: anymore
[22:39] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:39] HEhaHAha: these times are gone
[22:39] =HOHOHA =: 3 apples , remove 2 apples , how many apples remain ? 30 seconds for answer ...................... i miss ofp .. answer 37 apples ?
[22:39] HEhaHAha: hahahah
[22:39] =HOHOHA =: i dont think the arma admins can count higher than 4 m8 lol
[22:40] =HOHOHA =: lol @ the internet eh
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[22:36] =HOHOHA =: [author=Double Hack]
Is there anyway of "spoofing" IP's in the manner of packet editing?
[22:36] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:36] =HOHOHA =: think you should have that as a sig m8 lol
[22:36] HEhaHAha: is there a way to sppof my name in pasport via wpe?
[22:36] HEhaHAha: hahah
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: is there a way to spoof my girlfriend into a blonde playboy bunny type ?
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: * using wpe lol
[22:37] HEhaHAha: hahah was going to say that lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: lol
[22:37] =HOHOHA =: fucking dummies man , absolutle dummies
[22:38] =HOHOHA =: just wish one of them would admit it lol
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol thread: player id
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:38] =HOHOHA =: should have an iq test to join any forums , the internet would be dead lol
[22:38] HEhaHAha: there are like 5 such threads
[22:38] HEhaHAha: lol and admins dont ban id
[22:39] HEhaHAha: anymore
[22:39] HEhaHAha: lol
[22:39] HEhaHAha: these times are gone
[22:39] =HOHOHA =: 3 apples , remove 2 apples , how many apples remain ? 30 seconds for answer ...................... i miss ofp .. answer 37 apples ?
[22:39] HEhaHAha: hahahah
[22:39] =HOHOHA =: i dont think the arma admins can count higher than 4 m8 lol
[22:40] =HOHOHA =: lol @ the internet eh
umm... what are you on about?
lol: [22:39] =HOHOHA =: i dont think the arma admins can count higher than 4 m8 lol
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Classic find!
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think i am sticking to this thread from now on :wink2
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Check this guys voice out!
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Here is the guide in video format:
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lol prick .... :icon_laugh
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I do love a cup of tea, but not with the whole china cups and all that. Just simply make a cup of tea and drink it.
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I don't mind tea....with a shot in it.
Anyhow if you have ever traveled you will relate to this:
Planes.Trains.and.Automobiles.airport scene
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Look at the comments
"How can a film from the 80's rip off a film from 2010"
Good to see YouTube doesn't disapoint in the fact their is still pleanty of idiots on youtube
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Here a REAL mans tractor...a converted tank!
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LOL!
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By pressing the [Check It] button that program generates an automatic email to following adresses:
add_data@google.com
usefull_content@apple.com
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I thought it only sent data to ex USSR KJB members.
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If you know who this is then the "win" later turned into a giant "fail".
The only US leader in the White House with enough ball to ever LEAVE office over being a fucktard.
Wis Obama and a few others in Congress had the same stones to do so.
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Now we are on the right path at last.
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A: do you speak english?
B: yes
A: name?
B: adolf bumin.
A: sex?
B: 3 to 5 times a week.
A: no, i mean..male/female?
B: yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
A: holy cow!
B: yes, cows, sheep...animals in general.
A: oh dear,
B: no, deer runs too fast.
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My proper Dead Road Kill stew is the real-deal: hearty, warming and packed full of flavour.
Serves 4
Preparation time: 20 mins
Cooking time: 2? hours
Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil
500g stewing Dead Road Kill, cut into 4cm chunks (if buying from he butcher ask for Dead Road Kill shin)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
? swede, peeled and chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 leeks, chopped
1 tsp tomato puree
1 tbsp plain flour
570ml Dead Road Kill stock
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary leaves picked
A few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked
2 bay leaves
Sea salt and fresh black pepper
Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 170C/gas 3.
2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in medium, heavy-based casserole pan. Season the meat, then brown in batches. Remove each batch of meat with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate.
3. Add the rest of the oil to the pan, along with the veggies and cook over a low heat for 10 minutes or until softened and slightly caramelised.
4. Add the tomato puree and flour to the pan and cook for a minute.
5. Pour in the stock.
6. Return the meat to the pan and add the herbs, then cover the pan with a lid and place in the oven for two hours, or until the meat is falling apart and the sauce has thickened slightly.
7. Season to taste before serving piping hot with mash.
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mmm shall try that lunchtime looking for a place to put those dead hedgehogs/squirrels... :icon_biggrin2
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Up here there is a dead deer every other mile...daily.
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Good comeback
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=669280&postcount=18
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ROFL :icon_thumbsup
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Cool prank:
NR
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THE ZED CAM!
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LOL! /\ /\ :icon_thumbsup
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Who is that guy and does he ask from personal experiences?
Moveing along:
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http://nelsonhaha.com/
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please something about egypt !!!! :icon_laugh
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weskers bike is funnier lol
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Not so much funny...but very much "Hmmmmmmm". :icon_thumbsup
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Snow removal via flame thrower!? :icon_o_o
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Full size here:
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Full size here:
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i know exactly how he feels.
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never eat yellow snow :icon_laugh
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TKC Granny vs game Admin?
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ha ha ha :icon_laugh
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Gang fight in the 'hood.
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lol
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lol m8 , is that what we should call the dynamic threesome?
stay puft crew?
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lol m8 , is that what we should call the dynamic threesome?
stay puft crew?
It's from the movie Ghost Busters.
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lol m8 , is that what we should call the dynamic threesome?
stay puft crew?
It's from the movie Ghost Busters.
i know m8
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My proper Dead Road Kill stew is the relabel: hearty, warming and packed full of flavour.
Serves 4
Preparation time: 20 Min's
Cooking time: 2? hours
Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil
500g stewing Dead Road Kill, cut into 4cm chunks (if buying from he butcher ask for Dead Road Kill shin)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
? swede, peeled and chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 leeks, chopped
1 tsp tomato puree
1 tbsp plain flour
570ml Dead Road Kill stock
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary leaves picked
A few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked
2 bay leaves
Sea salt and fresh black pepper
Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 170C/gas 3.
2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in medium, heavyset casserole pan. Season the meat, then brown in batches. Remove each batch of meat with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate.
3. Add the rest of the oil to the pan, along with the veggies and cook over a low heat for 10 minutes or until softened and slightly caramelised.
4. Add the tomato puree and flour to the pan and cook for a minute.
5. Pour in the stock.
6. Return the meat to the pan and add the herbs, then cover the pan with a lid and place in the oven for two hours, or until the meat is falling apart and the sauce has thickened slightly.
7. Season to taste before serving piping hot with mash.
Does road kill include when you hit people???
the swede??? Male or female, young or old???
do I cook it with the stones and other dirt??
is the dirt part of the spices???
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:icon_thumbsup :icon_laugh :icon_teehee :icon_rolleyes2
My proper Dead Road Kill stew is the relabel: hearty, warming and packed full of flavour.
Serves 4
Preparation time: 20 Min's
Cooking time: 2? hours
Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil
500g stewing Dead Road Kill, cut into 4cm chunks (if buying from he butcher ask for Dead Road Kill shin)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
? swede, peeled and chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 leeks, chopped
1 tsp tomato puree
1 tbsp plain flour
570ml Dead Road Kill stock
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary leaves picked
A few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked
2 bay leaves
Sea salt and fresh black pepper
Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 170C/gas 3.
2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in medium, heavyset casserole pan. Season the meat, then brown in batches. Remove each batch of meat with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate.
3. Add the rest of the oil to the pan, along with the veggies and cook over a low heat for 10 minutes or until softened and slightly caramelised.
4. Add the tomato puree and flour to the pan and cook for a minute.
5. Pour in the stock.
6. Return the meat to the pan and add the herbs, then cover the pan with a lid and place in the oven for two hours, or until the meat is falling apart and the sauce has thickened slightly.
7. Season to taste before serving piping hot with mash.
Does road kill include when you hit people???
the swede??? Male or female, young or old???
do I cook it with the stones and other dirt??
is the dirt part of the spices???
upto you really , but i hear freshly ran over polish or cosovan is especially tasty :smile.
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:icon_thumbsup :icon_laugh :icon_teehee :icon_rolleyes2
My proper Dead Road Kill stew is the relabel: hearty, warming and packed full of flavour.
Serves 4
Preparation time: 20 Min's
Cooking time: 2? hours
Ingredients:
2 tablespoons olive oil
500g stewing Dead Road Kill, cut into 4cm chunks (if buying from he butcher ask for Dead Road Kill shin)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
? swede, peeled and chopped
2 stalks of celery, chopped
2 leeks, chopped
1 tsp tomato puree
1 tbsp plain flour
570ml Dead Road Kill stock
2 sprigs of fresh rosemary leaves picked
A few sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves picked
2 bay leaves
Sea salt and fresh black pepper
Method:
1. Preheat the oven to 170C/gas 3.
2. Heat 1 tablespoon of oil in medium, heavyset casserole pan. Season the meat, then brown in batches. Remove each batch of meat with a slotted spoon and set aside on a plate.
3. Add the rest of the oil to the pan, along with the veggies and cook over a low heat for 10 minutes or until softened and slightly caramelised.
4. Add the tomato puree and flour to the pan and cook for a minute.
5. Pour in the stock.
6. Return the meat to the pan and add the herbs, then cover the pan with a lid and place in the oven for two hours, or until the meat is falling apart and the sauce has thickened slightly.
7. Season to taste before serving piping hot with mash.
Does road kill include when you hit people???
the swede??? Male or female, young or old???
do I cook it with the stones and other dirt??
is the dirt part of the spices???
upto you really , but i hear freshly ran over polish or cosovan is especially tasty :smile.
:icon_laugh :icon_teehee :icon_rolleyes2
:icon_laugh :icon_teehee :icon_rolleyes2
lets go and see...... hahahahaha
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lol i think its illegal to run them over unfortuanetly
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Got snow?
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lol i think its illegal to run them over unfortuanetly
oupsss accidentaly hit someone looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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lol sick !
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lol
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Attorney at lawl:
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lol
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quiet please or i will bequeeth you a boot to the head
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lolol :icon_laugh :icon_laugh
after 48 hrs of fixing wifi connection... :icon_sly i am going to get drunk....so I need it for tomorrow..
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Ti Kwan Leap
:icon_laugh
NR
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Lol, what's going on there.
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It's good to be King!
NR
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Ti Kwan Leap
:icon_laugh
NR
MASTER:: can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here...
STUDENT:: ohh yess master not a single one of us could defeat you..
MASTER:: you gain wisdoM child..
STUDENT:: so we'll have to gang up on you.. get him GOOOO
hahahaha sooo funny
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Lol, what's going on there.
this goats have a gene defect. if they get in stress they fall down like dead. farmer used them for protecting the original goats cause the wolf eat them first :P in few seconds they get back to normal :P
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But, wouldn't those goats be as productive as the non-defective ones? Wool, food?
And what are they looking at in the beginning?
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A piece of pie
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The Bahrain GP is back on!
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he will go down in a blaze of glory m8 lol martahood for gadaffy :icon_biggrin2
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A calvery charge?
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Try not to laugh or grin
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I knew what it was before it come up ;)
Too old video.
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SAW #...whatever
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cheese
NR
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If you get "If you can see this..." then use THIS link:
http://pshops.wavion.info/vegemite.jpg
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Youngest member of TCK
A server admin says he will ban him and he says...
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I'm sure she can do this with her asshole and pussy :icon_laugh still to know what she gonna put in...
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I'm sure she can do this with her asshole and pussy :icon_laugh still to know what she gonna put in...
Eh....that "Genie lantern" thing is used with salt water to clean the nasal passage.
On another note:
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I heard it was International Women's Day today...
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If photo does not display then use link in browser:
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bear_grylls_grill_bears.jpg
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Ingenious concept.
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Got dust?
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Homefront?s out.from what i?ve read on the net its great fun in MP....maybe its time to see what can be done.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1368337/Libya-crisis-B2-stealth-bombers-25-hour-flight-Missouri-Tripoli.html
Six hero pilots return home safe and sound from a bombing mission to Libya which saw them in the cockpit for an incredible 25 hours.
Three B-2 Spirit bombers, piloted by two men each, made it back after the 11,418-mile round trip from the Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri where they are kept in special climate controlled hangars to Libya where they hit targets on forces loyal to Colonel Gaddafi and back again.
At $2.1bn, they are the most expensive warplanes in the world and rarely leave their climate controlled hangars. But when it does, the B2 bomber makes a spectacularly effective start to a war - including during this weekend's aerial attack on Libya's air defences.
One of three Air Force Global Striek Command B-2 Spirit bombers returning to base at Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri
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The two pilots of the B-2 bomber flew for 25 hours on the 12,000 mile round trip to bomb Gaddafi targets
Touchdown: The skin of the bombers is so sensitive that it has to be kept in special climate controlled shelters where it is taped and cured after every mission
more text in the article
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Summary of the entire artical:
Gaddafi is being fucked by planes.
But this happend is desert storm. Its afghanistan all over again.
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...Its afghanistan all over again.
No...it's Libya part 2!
Reagan sent in F-15's and bombed him,killed his family and sunk two of his warships to force him to release hostages.
On another note:
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Well I ant that old :P
And I love the taste of human flesh in the mornin.
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A "small" miscalculation:
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A "small" miscalculation:
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rofl !
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btw z i have a problem with a hard drive , get on ts m8.
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How old folks in the USA deal with bears:
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that old guy will be needing that extra blood after that bear decides it didnt like that slap lol
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WoW....I just noticed this post put me into the 12K club!
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reason i hack.
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OMG ZOMBEE AHEADZ!!!
I used to own one of these,wonderfull should zombies attack:
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rofl look at the state of this.
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Excavator Undresses a Woman
Video:
http://www.maniacworld.com/excavator-undresses-a-woman.html
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Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
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Important PSA!
Millions of kids fall prey to inferior GPU technology every year. From depression to blindness, making the wrong choice can have a lifetime of consequences, but you can help. Make the difficult decision to have "the talk" with your kids about the benefits of AMD Radeon graphics processors today.
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Got spiders in a nest?
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For those who might not know,Vivid is a porn movie company.
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So I heard a few old Russian jokes...
An American, a Frenchman and a Russian are alone on an uninhabited island. They catch fish for food and suddenly catch a Golden Fish, who promises to fulfill two wishes for each for her own freedom:
The American: "A million dollars and to go back home!"
The Frenchman: "Three beautiful women and to go back home!"
The Russian: "Tsk, and we were getting along so well. Three crates of vodka and the two fellas back!"
Drunk #1 is slowly walking, bracing himself against a fence and stumbling. He comes across Drunk #2, who is lying next to the fence. "What a disgrace! Lying around like a pig! I'm ashamed for you." "You just keep on walking, demagogue! We'll see what you're gonna do when you run out of fence!"
The Soviet Union has launched the first man into space. A Ukrainian shepherd, standing on top of a hill, shouts over to another Ukrainian on another hill to tell the news. "Mykola!" / "Yes!" / "The moskali have flown to space!" / "All of them?" / "No, just one." / "So why are you bothering me then?"
n the zoo, two girls are discussing a gorilla with a huge penis: "THAT's what a real man must have!" A Georgian passer-by sarcastically remarks: "You are badly mistaken. THIS is what a real man must have!", and produces a thick wallet.
"I told some Estonian blokes that they're slow." / "What did they reply?" / "Nothing, but they beat me up the following day. "
An Estonian stands by a railway track. Another Estonian passes by on a handcar, pushing the pump up and down. The first one asks: "Iis iitt a llonngg wwayy ttoo Ttallinn?" ? "Nnoot ttoo llonngg." He gets on the car and joins pushing the pump up and down. After two hours of silent pumping the first Estonian asks again: "Iis iitt a llonngg wwayy ttoo Ttallinn?" ? "Nnooow iiitt iiiis llonngg wwayy."
At -10 degrees Celsius, heating is switched on in British homes, while Finns change into a long-sleeved shirt. At -20 Austrians fly to Malaga, while Finns celebrate midsummer. At -200 hell freezes over and Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest. At -273 absolute zero temperature is reached, all atom movement ceases. The Finns shrug and say: "Perkele, a bit chilly today, isn't it?".
Abram cannot sleep, tossing and turning from side to side... Finally his wife Sarah protests: "Abram, what's bothering you?" / "I owe Moishe 20 roubles, but I have no money. What shall I do?" / Sarah bangs on the wall and shouts to the neighbors: "Moishe! My Abram still owes you 20 roubles? Well he isn't giving them back!" Turning to her husband she says: "Now go to sleep and let Moishe stay awake!"
An Odessa Jew meets another one. "Have you heard, Einstein is going to America!" / "Oh, what for?" / "He developed this Relativity theory." / "Yeah, what's that?" / "Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few. Five hairs in your soup is relatively many." / "And for that he goes to America?!"
Abram went in synagogue and asks rabbi: "Rebbe, my son became Christian! What should I do?" / "Don't worry, Abram. I'll ask God about it, come back to me tomorrow." At the next day, Abram goes to rabbi again: "So? What God said?" / "I'm sorry, I can't help you. God has the same problem."
During the Damansky Island incident the Chinese military developed three main strategies: The Great Offensive, The Small Retreat, and Infiltration by Small Groups of One to Two Million Across the Border."
"When a child is born in a Chinese family, there is an ancient tradition: a silver spoon is dropped on the jade floor. The sound the spoon makes will be the name of the newborn." (see Chinese names)
The first report of the first Chinese human spaceflight: "All systems operational, boiler-men on duty!"
A Communist died and since he was an honest man albeit atheist, he was sentenced to rotate spending one year in Hell and one year in Heaven. One year passed and Satan said to God : "Take this man as fast as possible, because he turned all my young demons into Young Pioneers, I have to restore some order." Another year passed, Satan meets God again and tells him : "Lord God, it's my turn now." God replied : "First of all, don't call me Lord God, but instead Comrade God; second, there is no God; and one more thing - don't distract me or I'll be late to the Party meeting."
A Russian and an American are sentenced to Hell. The Devil summons them and says: "Guys, you have 2 options: an American or Russian hell. In the American one you can do what you want, but you'll have to eat a bucket of shit every morning. The Russian one is the same, but it's 2 buckets." The Yankee quickly makes up his mind and goes to American Hell, while the Russian eventually chooses the Russian one. In a week or so they meet. The Russian asks: "So, what's it like out there?"/ "Exactly what the devil said, the Hell itself is OK, but eating a bucket of shit is killing me. And you?" / "Ah, it feels just like home - either the shit doesn't get delivered or there aren't enough buckets for everyone!"
An American, a Hindu and a Russian land in Purgatory. A grey-winged angel with a huge whip hanging from his belt meets them and says: "Alright, here's the rules. Anyone who takes three strikes from my whip without screaming, can go straight to Heaven. You can shield yourselves with whatever you like. We've got everything here. Who's first?" The American steps forward. "Alright, you've got three hours to prepare yourself." The American puts on a full-body Kevlar outfit, gets into a tank, drives it into a concrete bunker, the bunker is covered with 15 feet of dirt and inch-thick titanium sheets. The angel unravels his whip. SNAP! The titanium and the dirt are gone. SNAP! The bunker and tank are gone. SNAP! The American howls in pain, the ground opens up under his feet and he drops straight to Hell. "Next", says the angel. The Hindu steps forward. "You've got three hours to prepare yourself." / "I need only five minutes. I have studied Yoga all my life and can make myself immune to all pain." The Hindu gets into a lotus position, hums mantras for a few minutes and rises a couple of inches off the ground. The angel unravels his whip. SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! The Hindu is completely unfazed. "Hmm, impressive. Alright, you're free to go." / "Thank you, but only after I see how this one makes it out of this.", says the Hindu, looking at the Russian. / "Your call." The angel turns to the Russian: "What are you going to shield yourself with?" / "With the Hindu, of course."
Jokes about Russian nuclear-missile forces and worldwide disasters because of lack of basic army discipline.
A missile silo officer falls asleep during his watch, with his face on the control board and hits the "red button"/ As the colonel comes in, the officer snaps up and proudly reports: "Nothing to report during my watch, comrade Colonel"/ "Nothing to report, you say? Nothing to report?! Then where the hell is Belgium?!!"
Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, two submarines, Soviet and American, come to the surface. The Soviet one is old and rusty; the American one is new and shiny. On the Soviet one, the crew lounges about without any order, and a drunken captain yells at them: "Who threw a valenok (traditional Russian winter footwear made of felt) on the control board? I'm asking you, who threw a valenok on the control board?!". From the American submarine, a shaved, sober and well-dressed captain, notes sarcastically: "You know, folks, in America...". The Russian captain interrupts him, screaming: "America? America??! There is none of your fucking America anymore!" (Turns back to the crew) "Who threw a valenok onto the control board?!"
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How to Hack your VCR into a Disk Player.
feature=relmfu
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Future First Person Shooter
How a real game should look:
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Three Big Pigs
Mega Karma points to EagleEyez who is a member of one of my torrent clubs!
Good find buddy!
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ORPHAN TEARS
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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night - Grocery Store
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Got Bacon?
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Funny way to train a dog...
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No Tax on Beer!!
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went to it today up at 3 : 40 am .. went to bed at 00 : 55 was good been there seen that done it remember it for life :) what you done today lol?.
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Virgin?
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Royal wedding got interesting at one point:
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Department of Defense == Panetta && CIA == Petraeus
switch (politics for Noobs){
case 'one':
Gaddafi = kill;
case 'two':
Gaddafi = kill;
Bin Laden = kill;
default: Bin Laden = kill;
};
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This...is sooooooo funny!
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With a cat...
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Fixed spelling:
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I was "thinking" yesterday...
Bin Ladan cocktail:
Two shots and a splash of water. :icon_magician
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Are cats pissing you off by pissing on everything?
Get revenge:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1467691/1fe367a7/dumpert_how_to.html
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"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. "
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http://www.9mine.com/play/game_17816_Slap%20Gaddafi.html
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HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2009
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2009 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not sit still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt..
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher.. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2009 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Wally falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Nancy. Nancy hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Wally feels better and goes on playing.
2009 - Nancy is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison...Wally undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Lol. :icon_biggrin2
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Lol. :icon_biggrin2
I remember as a kid the High School had a rifle range on it for sport/ROTC.
I also recall the wooden paddle when you got called into the office!
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Lol. :icon_biggrin2
I remember as a kid the High School had a rifle range on it for sport/ROTC.
I also recall the wooden paddle when you got called into the office!
Having gone to school in the late nineties... my ROTC (Navy) had M1 Garand's (bolts non-functional) for honor guard and air rifles for shooting competitions. I heard recently that the M1's were removed from the school, and the air rifles are now off school property.
(Former LT in my HS Navy ROTC, I regret not joining the military right after HS...)
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Yeah...but when I was a kid the .22 at the range fired live ammo.
Back then when anybody with $12-16 USD could walk into basically any department or even a hardware store...even your local barber shop...and buy a rifle or shotgun...we never had much crime with arms.
The problems started in 1969 with the federal government "infringing" on our Rights.
Anyhow.....got any jokes/photo's or video?
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We Didn?t Start The Viral
How many of these do you recall?
http://toddand.com/2007/10/26/we-didnt-start-the-viral/
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Just finished watching this one... :icon_thumbsup
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(http://www.ping-timeout.de/sig/14.jpg) (http://www.ping-timeout.de)
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Apple's so called "new technology" is so last place and years behind the times...
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/012010/ipad_vs_hp_tc_1100.jpg)
Oh...the HP sales for $160 (used) USD as well!
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English... the language that separates the countries that speak it! :icon_laugh
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Some things just never change...
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Thats a cool product review:
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OBL death helmet cam video!
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An alcoholic, a sex addict and a Pothead are at the gates of Heaven waiting to be let in.Saint-Peter approaches each of them and tells them that they will have to indulge in their sins for one thousand years before they will be allowed into Heaven.
He leads the alcoholic to a room and opens the door.Inside is a room with every kind of alcohol imaginable.The alcoholic enters and the door is locked behind him.
The sex addict is led to a room filled with sex-starved women.He enters and the door is locked behind him.
The Pothead is led to a room filled with every conceivable type of marijuana.He enters the room and the door is locked behind him.
A thousand years pass and Saint-Peter arrives to unlock the doors.
The alcoholic stumbles out of the room and tells Saint-Peter that he will never,ever touch a drop of alcohol again.So he is let into Heaven.
The sex addict is released from his room and tells Saint-Peter that he will never lust for women ever again.He is let into Heaven.
When Saint-Peter opens the Pothead's door,a voice from within can be heard saying "Finally! Got a light?"
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11.2% and it comes in a 3 L bottle!
Warning: Double Bastard Ale is not to be wasted on the tentative or weak. Only the Worthy are invited, and then only at your own risk. If you have even a modicum of hesitation, DO NOT buy this bottle. Instead, leave it for a Worthy soul who has already matriculated to the sublime ecstasy of what those in the know refer to as "Liquid Arrogance."
This is one lacerative muther of an ale. It is unequivocally certain that your feeble palate is grossly inadequate and thus undeserving of this liquid glory...and those around you would have little desire to listen to your resultant whimpering. Instead, you slackjawed gaping gobemouche, slink away to that pedestrian product that lures agog the great unwashed with the shiny happy imagery of its silly broadcast propaganda. You know, the one that offers no challenge, yet works very, very hard to imbue the foolhardy with the absurd notion that they are exercising ?independent? thought, or attempts to convey the perception it is in some way ?authentic? or ?original.? It?s that one that makes you feel safe and delectates you into basking in the warm, fuzzy, and befuddled glow of your own nescience. Why so many allow themselves to be led by the nose lacks plausible explanation. Perhaps you have been so lulled by the siren song of ignorance that you don?t even notice your white-knuckle grip on it. You feel bold and unique, but alas are nothing but sheep, willingly being herded to and fro. If you think you are being piqued in this text, it is nothing when compared to the insults we are all asked to swallow streaming forth from our televisions and computers. Truth be told, you are being coddled into believing you are special or unique by ethically challenged ?pay no attention to the man behind the curtain? marketers who layer (upon layer) imagined attributes specifically engineered to lead you by the nose. Should you decide to abdicate your ability to make decisions for yourself, then you are perhaps deserving of the pabulum they serve. Double Bastard Ale calls out the garrulous caitiffs who perpetrate the aforementioned atrocities and demands retribution for their outrageously conniving, intentionally misleading, blatantly masturbatory and fallacious ad campaigns. We demand the unmitigated, transparent truth. We demand forthright honesty. We want justice! Call ?em out and line ?em up against the wall... NOW.
http://www.arrogantbastard.com/doublebastard/default.asp
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Copy/paste/pimp this along with the URL to TCK's main page/forums on EVERY site you visit:
There are times in life when men make up their minds that there is no other recourse to oppression other than revolt.
Victory is in the minds of such men and they will feast on no other meal.
Some of our brothers have been called away for national duty but those of us left behind will fight and battle here at home in our own ways.
June 10th is drawing near yet again and it is our day to start revolt for a 24th of a year as we have for the past 8 !
Fire up your FRAPS and post on YouTube so that they may remember the rest of the year as they have so many in the past.
The yearly World Teamkill Championships are nearly upon all who stand against the freedom of the online player yet again to remind them that...
Codename "Project TKC"
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We are TKC. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
We will be heard.Expect us!
EDIT:
It is NOT June 10th but August 1-10th.
My bad typo.
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Eat Da Poo Poo
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Dateline 6.22.11 ..."Don't steal the beer"!
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We all know you want to watch bears having sex. That much we know. But whatever you do, resist that urge. If you see two bears making sweet sweet love, run away. As fast as you can. Here?s why:
1. If they become aware of your presence, they will make eye contact with you while they climax. A beargasm lasts up to 23 minutes and you will be frozen in fear as they stare you down without blinking for nearly a half-hour, depositing four gallons of semen into their partner. And into your soul.
2. If you do catch them climaxing, and oh boy will they climax, the male bear will let out a deafening roar. And I don?t know how it?s possible, but that roar will sound remarkably like the name of your deceased dog.
3. Bears are known to pick their next mate while beargasming. The only criteria they use for choosing a lover is hearing someone say ?Oh look! Two bears doing it! Let?s watch!? Based on scientific fact, there?s a 100% chance you?ll say this when you randomly encounter two bears having sex. Do not! Otherwise, you?re next. And if you need a reminder as to why this is a bad idea?23 minute orgasm.
4. Bears having sex is illegal in 48 out of 50 states. The moment you witness a bear inside another bear and decide to watch for a few hours, you are an accomplice to a crime. The jail sentence varies, but it's usually no more than six months. Not so bad. But the catch is you must share a cell with one of the bears. Also, see #3.
5. While your bear sex textbooks (sextbooks) may say otherwise, a bear?s vagina bears a strong resemblance to your face. No matter what you look like. And a bear?s penis, well, looks like a bear?s penis. But put them together, and you?ve got a mental image for the rest of your life. Unless that?s your thing. And in that case, this list may be retitled ?5 Reasons To Catch Bears Having Sex and Good Luck With Your Vagina Face.?
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Fresh seafood...
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1) Obviously, when it comes to masturbating yourself with peanut butter, different brands yield different results. It goes without saying that the higher the quality the peanut butter, the better the sensation. So, say you get used to using Jiff, which is no shock because Jiff feels amazing, and over the years you rely on the feeling that only a highfalutin peanut butter like that can provide. But then, you get fired from your job at the banana museum and you can only afford store-brand peanut butter. It goes without saying that you'll never be able to masturbate yourself to completion with that. Store brand peanut butter is all dry and mealy.
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2) You're going down a scary road. After you start masturbating yourself with peanut butter, you'll undoubtedly grow tired of the smooth varieties and will think "Oh, I now require Super Chunky to get myself off." DO NOT EVER BUY SUPER CHUNKY! You will be in a world of pain.
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3) Peanut Butter in your peehole does not come out.
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4) It's a gateway lube. One that leads to trying all the ingredients that can be used for making kindergartner's lunches. And once you try jelly, there's no turning back. It provides for an efficiency you can't get anywhere else - something you'll need when making sandwiches for children.
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5) One faulty lock on your door, and you and your dog will never look at each other the same again.
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My Little Pony meets Myth Busters.
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London's new 2012 Olympic logo
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The day TKC's forum first went online 2003...
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Want to drag race?
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...320-mph school bus.
...what we have here is pretty simple: 42,000 horsepower; 21,000 pounds of thrust; the engine from an F4 fighter...
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A panda, who had just been the subject of an experiment in amplifying intelligence in animals, went to a diner to celebrate the fact that he had learned to read. He motions for the waiter and points to a sandwich on the menu which he though looked particularly tasty.
The waiter brings out his sandwich, the panda eats it and once more motions for the waiter. When the waiter gets there, the panda pulls out a .44 revolver and shoots him in the head, and then calmly walks out.
The police are called and arrest him very quickly (as it's not hard to notice a panda walking around.) When asked why he did it, he simply pulled out a copy of the dictionary, opened to the definition of "Panda," and pointed to it for the policemen to read.
"Panda (pan - duh) n. An endangered mammal native to Eastern Asia. Eats shoots and leaves."
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Viagra coffee
An elderdly Irish woman visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.
He won't even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying,
Ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,' Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' Jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.'
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Hmmm...seems they don't like people pointing to items on that server!
Here is the direct link:
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My answerer to it was:
Alien invasion?
When they show up they can bite on the end of my Remington Gamemaster 30-06.
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TSA training?
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If it's dead...cook it
Here is some grilled Guinea Pig:
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When Reagan was president America had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
In Obama's America there's no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
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:icon_shifty
:icon_teehee
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Full readable size:
http://i.imgur.com/mBz6P.jpg
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Ron approves...
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They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.
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Readable size:
http://i.imgur.com/XG0gm.jpg
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little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?"
"None" replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking."
Little Johnny said "I have a question for you now."
"If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop... one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third sucking her cone... which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said little Johnny. "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
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(http://lolpics.se/pics/16610.jpg)
Readable size:
http://lolpics.se/pics/16610.jpg
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(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43745689/Pics/neuron-galaxy.jpg)
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/moto-9.jpg)
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Basically says don't shoot at these because they will shoot back.
(http://www.vhpamuseum.org/propaganda/images/pic%2018.jpg)
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lol you must be fucking bored mate.
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I take my smiles when I can find them.
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(http://image.patriotpost.us/2011-10-12-chronicle-cartoon.jpg)
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(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/inventions.jpg)
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(http://www.nuffy.net/pics/cool/japan-inovations/butter_sticker.jpg)
http://www.nuffy.net/pics/cool/japan-inovations/butter_sticker.jpg
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(http://www.rushimg.com/cimages//media/images/obamapatton/891369-1-eng-GB/ObamaPatton_large.jpg)
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Bob Hope learns about zombies:
:icon_laugh
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Survival Under Atomic Attack 1951
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It will be the end of the world !
(http://is13.snstatic.fi/kuvat/haroldiii/img-1288588920114.jpeg)
Wrong again...
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What's his explanation this time?
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What's his explanation this time?
Who cares...those sort of people are all nut jobs.
(http://termite.apcdn.com/full/47279.jpg)
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Tea Party Invades Occupy DC- (Hippies on Blast)
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(http://www.arlingtoncardinal.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/downwithevilcorporations-595x399.jpg)
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Some shirtless OWS "marchers".
BTW is is lawful for women to go shirtless in NYC. :icon_magician
"hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"
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Occupy Wash DC Idiot's Get Pepper Sprayed!
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Kids in RU getting some smiles in life... :icon_thumbsup
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Lol
Made me think about our old humor gallery in the old main page. Among all the fun pictures there was an image of a random car in the Alps. In itself the picture was nothing special, but seen in a context it was a completely different story.
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Singing Karaoke when you have Tourettes Syndrome...
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Go to the beach and get slice of pizza at the snack stand...
(http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/758119/thumbs/viagra%20pizza.jpg_thumb.jpg)
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(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/how_rainbows_work_nyan_cat.jpg)
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Got new "go anyplace" wheels for the 4WD.
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^ potatoe
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ZOldDude
The Unknown Rank!
Administrator
MasstKer
Posts: 12536 << somethings wrong ( in the voice of that robot ) ...
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some wierd shit comming out of the ground now days .. i blame chernobyl
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jVVDVzcqb9c/SqddYasXx1I/AAAAAAAAHyM/5UUbaQBZY9c/s320/weird+vegetables+10.jpg)
looks like
A: a knob
B: a giant heluim filled fish thats flys around your house ?
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(http://localhostr.com/file/jEH1iT7/pcmasterrace.jpg)
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The 99% vs the 1%
South Park style:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/398503/preview-ganging-up-on-the-one-percent/
So...who is at fault?
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with red sauce , i all ways say after ive eaten bacon , i wonder what his brother tasted like.
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BIG BAD WOLF
nsfw?
Not a valid vimeo URL
LOL!
Sorry, "BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce" was deleted at 4:27:59 Mon Nov 7, 2011. Vimeo has removed or disabled access to the following material as a result of a third-party notification by International Federation of the Phonographic Industry claiming that this material is infringing: BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce. We have no more information about it on our mainframe or elsewhere.
Here is another link:
Embedded...
http://www.billboard.com/column/viralvideos/duck-sauce-s-big-bad-wolf-2011-s-most-disturbing-1005435402.story#/column/viralvideos/duck-sauce-s-big-bad-wolf-2011-s-most-disturbing-1005435402.story
With a YouTube account...
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DXKMoVAObbhE%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded
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LOL!
(has 8 bit music just for Medic)
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1801251/dc69abea/de_scooter_fail.html
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Flame War 3
hd=1
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Grandma Got a Facebook
:icon_laugh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb19JwNhfGo
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Sorry but if this just won't display...try the link:
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http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/386088_10150460474109319_652879318_10646586_250056075_n.jpg
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Full size:
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Z vs the Young Pups...
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Link to correct image:
http://gif.artige.no/store/17/17097.jpg
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BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
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Got Gonorrhea,syphilis...logo-of-the-ma-go-go?
Try....
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:icon_thumbsup
feature=player_embedded#!
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FPSRussia - THE MINIGUN
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DNC voters in the USA...
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Shotgun.
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FPSRussia's Real Life 360 NoScope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=8tblVFUuT8g
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FPSRussia's Real Life 360 NoScope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=8tblVFUuT8g
Lol, that's a lot of views. But his accent is strange. And what's up with all those reviewers :P
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On more reason not to screw over old folks...
Full size:
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/756910_460s_v1.jpg
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I get snow at a lower latitude in the demo due to the altitude I live at than any of EU/Asia:
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Braking News!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son...who is gay.
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He always has a good act.
EDIT:
He even makes fun of people in my age group:
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(http://www.boredatuni.com/pictures/1.jpg)
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If this is true...
(http://mooker.com/backend/uploads/1/gravity_lens.jpg)
Then it explains this...
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:icon_thumbsup +1
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Yeah...I saw these photo's 2 days apart and just threw them together. :icon_magician
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Obama?
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Obama?
No...his dad is a citizen of Kenya.
(http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i121/170617.786obama258485d2eb854f9_small.jpg)
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France is a beau country, but while it's true that Sarkozy and the rest of his gov't might be crap, politics should be avoided here.
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France is a beau country, but while it's true that Sarkozy and the rest of his gov't might be crap, politics should be avoided here.
It's not political...it is the header from the site fuckfrance.com.
I have no idea what links I was following but stumbled across it.
Here is a short clip from Gangs of New York:
Don't turn your back on Bill...
feature=player_embedded
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December 7th 70years later...but I will never forget.
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Reverend James L. White
(No refunds)
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(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/111214-chinese-carrier-sailing-1145a.photoblog900.jpg)
http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/14/9447273-satellite-spots-chinas-first-aircraft-carrier-at-sea
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Full size:
http://satwcomic.com/art/too-little-butter.jpg
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Hangovers are poorly understood from a medical point of view.[18] Health care professionals prefer to study alcohol abuse from a standpoint of treatment and prevention, and there is a view that the hangover provides a useful, natural and intrinsic disincentive to excessive drinking.[19]
Within the limited amount of serious study on the subject, there is debate about whether a hangover might be prevented or at least mitigated; additionally, there is a vast body of folk medicine and simple quackery. There is currently no empirically proven mechanism for prevention except reducing the amount of ethanol consumed, or for making oneself sober other than waiting for the body to metabolize ingested alcohol, which occurs via oxidation through the liver before alcohol leaves the body. A four-page literature review in the British Medical Journal concludes: "No compelling evidence exists to suggest that any conventional or complementary intervention is effective for preventing or treating alcohol hangover. The most effective way to avoid the symptoms of alcohol induced hangover is to avoid drinking."[20]
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way to avoid the symptoms of alcohol induced hangover is to avoid drinking
hahaha :icon_laugh
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Correct image link...
http://gif.artige.no/store/19/19987.jpg
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Good display of the team-hit technique, where you turn an "honest" player into a teamkiller.
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Walter answering the crowds questions
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looks like that big dog has got a giant nappy on.
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I want some...
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Wanking In The Dorm Room
feature=player_embedded
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Obama's Steak Address
:wink2
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(http://i.imgur.com/3pA1p.jpg)
couldn't find anything on this. only looked for about 5 minutes though.
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How to Wash Your Car with only One Bucket of Water
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Very long (71 photo's) with some more funny than others...view them all and decide.
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remember children its : [ img] picture [/ img] are you completely stupid or did you leave your brain at home ?
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^ face palm.
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that you z ?.
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that you z ?.
http://i.imgur.com/m25jn.jpg
The Milkman:
http://eyepatchfilms.com/?p=143
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Poochare Dog Food Commercial
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=F7r6XXI_oX0
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SCTV Leave It To Beaver
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SCTV, 5/1/82 - "BOB'S BIG GUY RESTAURANT"
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Big Dude TV Dinner
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SCTV, 10/7/78 - "BEEF N' BOOZE"
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Al Peck's Used Cars
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Al Peck's Used Fruit
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SCTV, 11/4/78 - "MAX-LAX COFFEE LAXATIVE"
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SCTV, 2/10/77 - "HOOKER HANDBOOK"
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"RONKO WEINER SKINNER"
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Crock's Scottish Phrases
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that you z ?.
http://i.imgur.com/m25jn.jpg
The Milkman:
http://eyepatchfilms.com/?p=143
The film is based on a real person and events...running time 16:21 minutes.
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SCTV - Angus Crock Scottish Blues
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Look...it's Mrs Bear in the background.
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Look....it's a politicians bones!
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Never go on a date without it...Bust-a-Nut!
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The insults would have gone on longer...but they ran out of breath.
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What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?
http://www.stupidvideos.com/tv/aug09/What_Do_You_Want_On_Your_Tombstone/#248645
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Safari So Good
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Safari_So_Good__Episode_1/
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Grenade Training Fail
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/stunts/Grenade_Training_Fail/
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The dog does not listen well but it can hunt...
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Gordon Ramsay's How To Treat A Lady
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Jungle Bound - Angkor Cambodia 1930s
For all VC players this is a must see:
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Full size:
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http://boingboing.net/2011/12/14/http-status-cats-by-girliemac.html
Nice find and the GF rly liked.
I will spread these to some of my torrent clubs.
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Guy had this firearm hidden up his ass!
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/13/10150869-for-suspect-gun-is-a-pain-in-the
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This is the idiot with the "hidden" gun.
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Along with onions and oatmeal, some of the dish's main ingredients include sheep's heart, liver and lungs, and the whole thing is traditionally encased in the animal's stomach and left to simmer for three hours.
This description may sound nauseating, but no less an authority than the Larousse Gastronomique encyclopedia says: "Although its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has an excellent nutty texture and delicious savory flavor." Still, good luck bringing it on a plane. Sheep's lung, an ingredient in authentic haggis, is banned in the U.S.
Like any sausage or hotdog as long as you don't know what's in it it tastes just fine.
Shame we can't get the "real thing" here.
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Where there's a will there's a way.
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Be afraid...very afraid!
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Just the way things are....
Z said:
Official game forums are filled with anti-cheaters bitching about TKC...
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And:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Armed%20Assault
I have always taken these views:
1) Ladder/contest's should be equal and fair.
2) Open public servers get what comes along.
I am not going to waste my time trying to change the way humans think about this and I don't see why some people bother attempting to force people outside of natures will.
Z
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Along with onions and oatmeal, some of the dish's main ingredients include sheep's heart, liver and lungs, and the whole thing is traditionally encased in the animal's stomach and left to simmer for three hours.
This description may sound nauseating, but no less an authority than the Larousse Gastronomique encyclopedia says: "Although its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has an excellent nutty texture and delicious savory flavor." Still, good luck bringing it on a plane. Sheep's lung, an ingredient in authentic haggis, is banned in the U.S.
Like any sausage or hotdog as long as you don't know what's in it it tastes just fine.
Shame we can't get the "real thing" here.
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Haggis Hunting
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how to trap a haggis using irn bru
this is a video how to catch a haggis , they have a venomous bite so if you try, please be carefull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZT3vDUPoyg
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sheep shearing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=FoYiAERXv3s
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adjusted reality
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+1 Thats a REALLY good one! :icon_biggrin2
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Readable full size:
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Hmmmm....
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