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General Public Section => Off Topic => Random Insanity Board => Topic started by: hoax-ravenheckler on June 29, 2005, 10:15:29 pm
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Once there was
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a fat shite
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who loved cheating.
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He farted on
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[TKC]LaVaPLaToZzZz after they
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had bum sex.
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He hated this
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so he killed
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a terrorist with
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a huge mouse-mat
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up his ass(HoaX, you idea stealer:P)
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It was inevitable
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that a rimjob
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was to come,
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and spread global,
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disease of pies
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which we all
(Pure, like I said to you, this game has been here before!)
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eat with alot,
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of french fires. (Dunno if its one word but hey..)
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The shite claimed
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he left the
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dildo up my(hint... starts with an a... ends with an s and has another s in the middle...)
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nose, where a
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unicorn came flying
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through my bollox.
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I was supprised
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because I remebered
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im a woman.
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With large boobies (!)
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and funky hair. (hi all here :roll: :P )
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Feet my whiff
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some big peaches.
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Beavers love toesex
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so i continued.
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buying apples from
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the friendly psyco's (.? :roll: )
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fat sister from
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the cheese factory
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with pigs from
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Mr Fatique the
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space astronaut man.
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who recently found
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an weird audiosystem
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possessing the power
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of King Musaraji's
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mighty castle house.
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Sonic punched mario :smario
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but mario ran
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into koopa troopa
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who killed sonic
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but was resurrected
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by the forces
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of Jewish butchers
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sliceing up pork.
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Eyes of fire
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ears of smoke
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smoking a joint.
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Yesterday at the
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crappy hotel, where
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pigs could fly,
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in an bikini.
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I found a
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man with big
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books of amazing
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xxx but he
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found peace in
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the condom wrapper.
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Annoyingly, later some
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condom wrapper fiends
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NEVER REALLY EXISTED
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Or did they...
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no they didn't
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or did they?
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Condoms with wings
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Never had wings
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Bluegrass died painfully
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in someone's dreams
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but suttently it 8)
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became a reality
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on giraffes ears
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we all loved
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RocK N' RoLL
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and the Random-Insanity-Board's-3-words-game
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but we soon
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Hacked the map
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by using a
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a super-dooper-cooper tool.
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The spyware company
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Hacked IE AGAIN
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but then firefox
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easily replaced it
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with a potato
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coloured bright red
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with a wonderous
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texture editor tool
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was a super-calu-fragileistick-espially-docious (1 word i swear.. just sepearated for your viewing pleusre :wink: )
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which had a
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big, ginormous (sp?) penis
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trimmed like an
(Ginormous.. is that like.. REALLY HUGE? Enormously Gigantic.. :? :P)
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arabians foot crust.
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The shareef's oil
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which was dirty,
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but nonetheless shiny,
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sold for alot
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of sexual favours
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The overjoyed penis
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ejaculated into the
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modified G36A barrel
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which instantly jammed.
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Mr John Trashcan
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an ofp cheater
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regarded women as
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evil penis fiddlers
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However, this later
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caused John to
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reconsider his sexuality
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now he's gay
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at least for
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now any way
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Gay boy john
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found a condom :lol:
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inside a cheatpack
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wit greengrass in
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plus BluegaSS in
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the side of
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a fat lady's
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BluegraSS themed handbag
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with an dick.
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for a handle
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of inproportionate justice
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to a sausage
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for crimes he
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actually did commit
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however he found
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a small ferret
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loged in his
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upper small intestine
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who said loudly
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"fuck a pencil"
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angered, he replied
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im not talking
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Reconsidering, he said
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i cant talk
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later he died
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of unrelated illness
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Soon after DOCTOR
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so and so
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and so and
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said he needed
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a cure for
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male vaginal discharge
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who later exploded
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of vaginal discharge
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Which was rather
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full of pus
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and big ROFLCOPTERS
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cheating with tkcofpammotrainer1.96
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and a wallhack
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which diddnt work
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AGAIN OMG FFS
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reinstall OPF again
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and suffer long
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painful erections from
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male vaginal discharge
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squirting violently upwards
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AGAIN OMG FFS
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no not again
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well maybe someone
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could give me
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a big solid
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hardened lump of
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ransid stinking pile
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of fluffy bunnies
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what morhed into
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slightly larger bunnies
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who had rather
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unsanitary living habits
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which resulted in
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filthy bunny orgies
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who loved apes
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but only platonically
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loved bonking bluegrass
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with rubber elephants
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at their side.
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was a piano
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who found a
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dildo in her
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with a strage
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sh_t on Blackeyze
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i f*ck everything up dont i???????????????????????????
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delete lasher please
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I agree Bluegrass
(no oink)
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is gone now?
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Hopefully he is
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yeah he sucks
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but not as
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bad as snake
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in poop town
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where liveda vagina
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who was french
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that liked screwing
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the fench ppl
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receiving lotsa blowjobs
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in the end.
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But now everything (= alife again....//) :wink:
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is going bad
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thanks to me
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and me too.
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she decides to......... (iv had enuff of this)
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sell her body
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to a wrinkly
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homosexuall colonel who
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loved his wife
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who always took
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old women to
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torture chambers and
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opened his zipper
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with a shovel
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stop this now
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the wife cried
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and the man
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ran, leaving a
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disturbing scent of
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Fresh Aimbot pie
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As 'ROLF-COPTERS' flew
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off into sunset
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Which led to
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The porcupine tree
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smelling vaginal discharge
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upon the condom
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Who promtly said
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insert your penis
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Or I'll shoot
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cum at you.
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this topic reeks
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this is fubar
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then he said
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I love apples
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again and again
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and again and
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again until the
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Until the what?
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Mr. Dinkley accepted
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His mothers untimely
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orgasms again
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3 words fool ^_^
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kills ppl with
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small, small, small
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black striped dildo
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while playing greenday
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's first song.
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omg wtf stfu
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Bob said "Greenday can go cut themselves"
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Plot been lost?
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It sure has
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but whats worse
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is that we
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never had it
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in the first
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place, you bewn
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But hey, at
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times, you can
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really feel like
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shooting up a
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room with an
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AK47 extended mag
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full of irritating
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and most annoying
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little midget people 8)
www.midgets.com
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and then I
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hahaha, i can do a poo-poo
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===KeyBoard Generated Spam Layer===
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and then I
ran to check
(didnt understand last 2 posts...)
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and then I
ran to check
to kill my
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nine bottels of malt (and be sick for a week again!)
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nine bottels malt (and be sick for a week again!)
and then fall ( lol )
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nine bottels malt (and be sick for a week again!)
and then fall ( lol )
asleep in a
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nine bottels malt (and be sick for a week again!)
and then fall ( lol )
asleep in a
puddle of piss? ( rofl )
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nine bottels malt (and be sick for a week again!)
and then fall ( lol )
asleep in a
puddle of piss? ( rofl )
in the whitehouse
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meanwhile the petrified
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secretary of state
meanwhile the petrified
secretary of state
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rubbed one off
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rubbed one off [Insect from cars window, try to keep it semi clean]
and then "garry coleman"
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ran full speed
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which was 2MPH
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chasing after weeman
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while eating butter
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from johnny knoxville's
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Cranny. TKC said
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use the napalm
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in my backpack
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and recruit hash
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for he is
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armed and carnivorous,
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and deadly with
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stimulants and gases
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but if he
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could only maximize
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his time with
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Timeshift's time controller
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and remove all
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and remove all
the oompa-loompa slaves
(charlie and chocolate factory)
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who always randomly
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spin around in a
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spin around in a
...circle screaming MY...
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sacred uplifting phonecalls
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have got to
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stop right now
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or else i
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dig up graves
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and eat penis!!!!1111
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Ever since the
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Ever since the
explosive furbee incident
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my genitals will
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eat with chop-sticks
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and juggle frags
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and juggle frags
.all people died
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slowly by drowning
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. Which was
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. Which was
extremly a major
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problem for the
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kudus' enhanced sperm.
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kudus' enhanced sperm.
which soonly died
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just kidding survived
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and then died
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alongside the majority
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of presidential candidates.
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I force-fed shampoo
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to all of
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chuck norris's descendants
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but a round-house...
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swinging head launch
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will do the
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job for Norris. [lol - I force-fed shampoo to all of Chuck Norris's descendants but a round-house swinging head launch will do the job for Norris. ] dude hes gonna punch through my window while im sleeping and kill me
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I'm joining in
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I'm joining in
and will soon
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dive head first
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into certain death
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because the velocity
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of the badger [?]
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swung by norris
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reached terminal so
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upon facial impact
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he soonly broke
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me in half.
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Responding this makes
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The world go
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into supersonic random
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norris killing sprees.
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that ended life
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with a knife
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made of glass [?]
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too all midgets
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beware the apocalypse. . .
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dont forget socks
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lol wtf don forget socks? no wonder it stopped i was smokin some serious shit i thought this got deleted
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dont forget socks
in the winter
(you must have been smoking some serious shit)
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when you're outside
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or else you'll
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drop your pockets
(lol wtf?)
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on the roof.
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of A peach
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between two legs
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that belong to
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the jack sparrow
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who farted inside
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Symantic's mouth. :icon_o_o Suddenly
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symantics exgirlfriend laughed :icon_laugh
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and executed axekicks
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"and she died"
(a horroble and painful death if i might add.)
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at masters will.
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Then captain america :icon_biggrin2
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renounced his throne
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and violently jumped
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over a badger
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which would later
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become tomatoe king
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because of the
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chuck norris haircut
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/chuck2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/chuck4.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/DAMNWHATNAMECANIUSE/chuck1.jpg)
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did a flip
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on top of
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a roof because
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hes a suicidal
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hobbit from the
(think we already did hobbits somewhere, but oh wellz)
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Dark Alley Of
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startreck voyager's bridge
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with fragile cables
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of heavy rubbery
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timeout first I
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dont understand it
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because it dont
(please try to actually make it sound like it almost maby makes sense damnit, seriously dont just string together the first 3 words you can make up in your mind.)
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having a meaning
*hint next word, could be "of"*
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which could inevitably
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destroy the universe! :icon_o_o
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even though that
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the real issue
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is yet to
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reveal itself in
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moderation in comparison
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of the sum
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of the quadrant
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of each number
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which z counts
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on his wrinkles :icon_laugh
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of deep character
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although is nothing
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to worry about
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because i can
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Transform into a
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big lump of
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No-Go who was
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2 good for
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Eating Cptn Hankeys Leftovers
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from his gay
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Friend No go the
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fast jumping man
*3 words*
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who jumps up
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the jelly tube
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of high sugars
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because he's skinny
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and weights 5kg :icon_o_o
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Because his chocolate
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Is made of
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boring old pixels
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so he died
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from to much
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by having fun
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can be fun
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unless somone spoils
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the 3 word
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game of fun
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which is aproximated
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for 3 words
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at a time
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however it seems
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sometimes people break
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this rule and
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post two words
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oh good one
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and zold makes
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a few daiquiri's
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with blue cheese
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in periwinkle glasses
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WTF's periwinkle glasses :icon_o_o
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they could be
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a color which
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is determined by
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the size of
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ZOldDudes big tomatoes
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he keeps in
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old dinosaur bones
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old dinosaur bones
from his pet
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dino named KING
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that eats tomatoes
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ate the eyelids
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that eats tomatoes
without ever going
*I skipped Jurugi because honestly m8... wtf.
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have I left
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the dog's heart
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ate a ufo
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then shat out
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SOME FUCKING DIAMONDS!!!!!!!!
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then a midget
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named vc-hooker
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ate a dick
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and then some
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v c hooker
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who earned cash
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swallowed some more
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shit then spat
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was from nantucket
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on a bucket
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had no arms
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who looked like
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George W Bush
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Poor old guy :icon_laugh :icon_laugh :icon_laugh
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Ate medicinal hashish.